Monday Links: Messy Motel Rooms, Kanye West Debacle at VMAs, Awful Singing Beer Commercial, Lots of Link Love, POISON and ACE FREHLEY live, Violet, Te

Happy Monday! Is this what your motel room looked like AFTER your weekend fling with the person you're not married to?



If so, then well done! Life is way too short. Have an affair...or several. You won't go to Hell. We promise.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Just in case you were huddled in a cave, here's the clip of Kanye West stealing the mic from Taylor Swift at the MTV VMAs last night:




Guzzling cognac before an awards ceremony isn't conducive to great decision-making.

This classic clip from Crazy Bruce's Liquors in Connecticut makes us cringe...




Bruce must be getting high off his own supply. That's the ONLY excuse we're taking at this point.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)



Teri Hatcher Snatch Wedgie (Drunken Stepfather)... Teri Hatcher looked GREAT naked at one point. Remember?



April O'Neil is Naked and Naughty in a Hammock (Daily Niner)



Interview with Joe Frazier (Bullz-Eye)



Jade Starr is Tattooed and Tied Up (z0d)



Think Outside the Box: Wrong Hole (Dave & Thomas)



Top 10 VMA Observations (yep Yep)



Is it Porn? (Asylum)



Hustler Sex Bomb Shyla Styles is full of...style. Wait, what? (Freakshow Planet)



Tough job: Interview with an All My Children soap actor (Minimum Rage)



Hugh Hefner is Finally a Free Man (TastyBooze)



35 Smoking Hot Bollywood Actresses (Funnycrave)



Sexy South American Sports Reporter Cecilia Bonelli (DJMICK)



15 Great Cop Cars (College Humor)



25 Famous Animated Food Mascots (Gunaxin)



Science Ruins Everything Again...Again (atom)



21 Awesomest Superhero Mods for My Little Pony (Comics Alliance)

I'M SORRY:

(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Check out the 28DDD chest on September Carrino:



Weird name, but her huge boobs more than make up for it. Atta girl, September!

From American to Polish, we now take on Teen Kasia, the sexy Polish teen who doesn't speak a lick of English:



English-Shminglish... With an ass like that, we don't need her to speak!

From Boobs, we move to bands, and our pal ACE FREHLEY, who jammed with SLASH in Hollywood:



It's COLD GIN time, again!!!

The guys in POISONwere down a member when they wrapped up their Summer tour:



That's CC DeVille and Eric Brittingham of CINDERELLA jamming "Talk Dirty To Me" in California. Bobby Dall is MIA.

Pouty-lipped, large-breasted Violet, who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS clips is doing the totally-nude thing:



That denim skirt does not stay on for very long... Thank Goodness.

Speakng of our FOUNDRY CAMS girls, let's drool all over Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:





CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with frontal labotomies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:



Kanye West Grabs Microphone from Taylor Swift During MTV VMA Acceptance Speech

September Carrino Busts Out Of Her Black Leather Corset

POISON: 'Talk Dirty To Me' LIVE with Cinderella Bassist

Violet Peels Off Her Tiny Denim Skirt

ACE FREHLEY and SLASH: 'Cold Gin' LIVE at the Viper Room

Teen Kasia Gets Topless in the Conference Room

Crazy Bruce's Liquors Singing Commercial

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