Monday Links: Monday Motel Mess Mop-Up, Saturday Night Live F-Bomb, KISS live in Detroit, New 'Nightmare On Elm Street' Teaser, New Foundry Cams clip, Sexy Time with Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen

Happy Monday, boys and girls... did you remember to mop the floor after your weekend motel adventure?

It's your God-given right to mess up hotel rooms with someone you're not married to.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Whoops! In case you missed it, Saturday Night Live newbie Jenny Slate dropped the F-Bomb accidentally on her first show ever...

That's a great post-F-Bomb, "Oh Shit" face, Ms. Slate.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your smartass mouth is getting annoying and old, so do us all a favor and be quiet for a change)

A New Way For College Kids To Make Money (no fellatio required)

A Romantic Story About a Man and His Small Penis (Drunken Stepfather)...oh for crying out loud... Just buy a penis pump. Sheesh.

Paris Dahl feels up her Friend (Daily Niner)

A chat with UFC's Matt Serra (Bullz-Eye)

Lizzie is making a pee-pee on the potty. Seriously. (z0d)

Five Team Sports to Organize at Work (Illuminati)

Jenny McClain has really big boobies. Yippie-Ki-Yay! (Freakshow Planet)

Twins: Double The Fun (Gunaxin)

Beyonce, Nicole inspire Lewis Hamilton on to victory (Yard Barker)

X-Wing Fighter Misses Landing (Dave and Thomas)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get to look at is your own. In the mirror. When you're popping butt zits)

Here's a scene from Meridians of Passion with Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen:

Lesbians lotioning each other up and then making out = ALWAYS wonderful.

Sexy Czech babe Veronika Zemanová is getting naked again:

Does she need a reason? Nah, not really.

From bosoms to bands, KISS kicked off their world tour in Detroit at Cobo Arena:

A li'l pre-concert performance for 1500 fans showcasing their new single "Modern Day Delilah". KISS is on tour now - get the best seats online.

The first teaser for the re-imagined NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET is here and lookin' spooky:

Jackie Earle Haley (Rorschach from WATCHMEN) is Freddy Krueger. He definitely looks burned up.

Buxom British brunette Kitty Lea is all wet for you:

Well, she's wet from the swimming pool, but still wet, dammit!

Our buxom brunette beauty Sweet Victoria from FOUNDRY CAMS covers herself in the tightest outfit possible, and rocks out with LYNCH MOB:

QUICK! CLICK ON SWEET VIC...TORIA, that is.

(and now to recap... for the people with the retention ability of gnats. That means us, too.)

Before you head off to the motel to bang your married co-worker, take five minutes and see we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

A Nightmare on Elm Street (remake) - Teaser Trailer
Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen Rub Lotion On Each Other
KISS: 'Modern Day Delilah' - LIVE in Detroit
Veronika Zemanová Peels off Her Black Lingerie
Saturday Night Live: F-Bomb on 'Biker Chicks Chat'
FOUNDRY CAMS: Sweet Victoria is Your Kind of Healer

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