Tuesday Links: MILF affairs and the Dancing Bear, School Bus Beatdown, Link Lovin', Black Crowes Singer Berates Bouncer, MEGADETH video, Melissa Dettwiller, Jennifer Chamberlin, Lia 19, and Carlie Christine

It's Tuesday, boys and girls... time to ask your friend's hot mom out for a drink...or nine.

You're young, full of stamina, and you should be having affairs with married women...especially the ones with large bosoms and camel toe.

of course you could choose NOT to act on impulse and step aside for the Dancing Bear.

His furry pelvis will be all over your mom...

THAT's TERRIBLE:

At least the ride to high school will be normal. Oh wait, you got your ass kicked:

Not even on the bus for 30 seconds, and his ass is getting beat into ground chuck.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)

Coco's Booty in a Tight Ed Hardy Dress (Drunken Stepfather)

Cherry Rain? Now that's just silly. Rain doesn't taste... oh wait, that's Her NAME. We get it. (Daily Niner)

2009 Fall TV Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Rene Perez and Her Pretty Purple Dildo (z0d)

Kanye Should've Learned From ODB How To Interrupt A Show (YepYep)

Floyd Mayweather Is Not A Fan Of MMA (Recall)

Top 10: Notorious Biker Gangs (AskMen)

British beauty Nikki Jayne is Just...Jaw-Dropping (Freakshow Planet)

Patrick Swayze: It Will Get Worse Before It Gets Better (Don Chavez)

Why Girls Scare Me (TastyBooze)

How to Convince Your Girlfriend to Like Watching Football (Holy Taco)

Sexy Time: Power-Ranking SEC Teams by Cheerleaders (Bleacher Report)

Swayze's Best Five Movie Fights (World Of Isaac)

Star Wars Bloopers : A New Hope (Gunaxin)

Belgian Bikini Car Wash Championship (DJMICK)

4 Awkward Moments in Facebook "Likes" (College Humor)

Rare Spider-species named after David Bowie (Jack's Blog)

The Best and Worst Marvel Video Game Team-Ups (Comics Alliance)

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Two of our favorite buff bunnies Melissa Dettwiller and Jennifer Chamberlin are getting to know one another:

and we mean "getting to know one another" in the filthiest way possible, of course.

From push-ups to PLAYBOY, we'll take a look at PLAYBOY's Carlie Christine:

She likes working out naked. Not as effective, but really fun to watch.

From tits to tantrums, we now examine THE BLACK CROWES, who are on tour NOW, who stopped a show to yell at a bouncer:

Relax, Chris Robinson...that weed-smoking fan probably had an ass-kicking coming to him. If not that day, then eventually.

Mr. Dave Mustaine and his current cronies in MEGADETH released video for "Headcrusher":

Dave looks...umm, Happy... doesn't he?

Lovely LIA 19 is licking the LUCKIEST glass dildo ever:

Why is it so lucky? Do you REALLY have to ask?

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with frontal labotomies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Jennifer Chamberlin and Melissa Dettwiller Girl/Girl Action
Caught on Video: School Bus Beat Down
Carlie Christine Exercises Naked
BLACK CROWES frontman goes off on Security Guard During Concert
Lia 19 Licks Her Lucky Glass Dildo
MEGADETH: 'Headcrusher' - Official Video
Kortnie O'Connor Gets Naked On The Stairs

 

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