MILF loves the bowflex, Russian X-Men trailer, 5 minutes of 'Source Code', A few seconds of 'Quarantine 2', FOO FIGHTERS new video, ALICE COOPER live, New FIREWIND video, JOHN 5 plays better than you

Tell your mom all that bowflex work is paying off:

When we saw this photo of her in her personal ad... we were kinda wishing she wasn't your mom, you know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your dumpster-sized ass. Happy birthday, here's a treadmill)

Well, it's not so much 'terrible' as it is aggrivating:

If you can handle the Russian dubbing and text, there's a whole hat-full of new footage from X-MEN First Class. Yes, a HAT full.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your waist size, which seems to increase weekly)

The first five minutes of the movie SOURCE CODE are online and if you're confused...

GOOD. So are we, and we'd hate to think there was anyone out there smarter than us. We're Sooper Geniuses.

The sequel to the film QUARANTINE is online, and while we can't really render judgement, we want to say...

"Get these mother-fuckin' zombies off this mother-fuckin' plane!!! There. We said it. We feel much much better.

KE$ha is a slob in a bikini

That's all. click the pic if you want to vomit. (Drunken Stepfather)

Elisa wastes NO time in showing you her no-no spot (FreakShow Planet)

Interview with the Cast & Crew of 'LIMITLESS' (Bullz Eye)

Larisa is measuring the size of her nips. This is something we think all women should do and take note of (z0d)

Angela Taylor has beetles in her cooter...either that, or she really loves playing with it...a lot (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your left tit is obnoxiously larger than your right one Why dontcha get that fixed, honey?)

FOO FIGHTERS have a new video out, and it was directed by Dave Grohl himself:

Not that we can tell, to be honest. It could have been directed by Fellini, but then again he's dead...but that would have been something, wouldn't it? You know, the whole dead-guy-directing a fuckin' video?

ALICE COOPER just got inducted into the Hall of Fame, so in honor...we bring you...:

A performance from last fall of a song he wrote about ten years ago. Yaaaaay us. Way to go above and beyond, right?

Want to play guitar like JOHN 5 (from ROB ZOMBIE and formerly of MARILYN MANSON)????

Well good fucking luck, because this video lesson will do more to confuse the shit out of you than help you.

Now, most of you know that Gus G. plays guitar for OZZY OSBOURNE. Did you also know that he's in a band FIREWIND?

No? They're Greek. Which means that when they're not washing dishes in a diner somewhere in New Jersey, they're doing THIS.

OK, so that took a while to get through. Who's up for some boobies? Yeah, you in the back. You're always raising your hand. Perv.

Anyone want to see the lovely Autumn Riley rub a very lucky lollipop on her nips?

No? Alright then, fuck off. We don't serve your kind here. You know, like droids...

There's a lot of talk of gals named Bree in the news lately (you know, the whole Bree Olson/Charlie Sheen thing...

Well THIS friends is a girl named BREE DANIELS...We think she's hotter than Bree Olson, but she's also not nailing Charlie Sheen. Then again, what do we know?

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS videos.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first dateway to make a greek salad.

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Holiday debauchery, REAL STEEL trailer, COREY TAYLOR hates XMAS, New video from ALICE IN CHAINS, ALL THAT REMAINS in Helsinki, Kelly Divine in the Tub, Naomi on a Date, Eva Evangelina on the couch

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Umm, a garbage pail to stick her friend's head in. hooking up with your wife and her friend ain't the worst way to spend the day.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like that huge thing you've been dragging behind you for the past several years... oh, that's your ass.)

TRANSFORMERS + ROCKY + Sappy Emotional Subplot + HUGH JACKMAN = REAL STEEL

Robot boxing? Mmmmmmm...wedunnoaboutthatone.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Which attention-seeking wacko has her nips taped up and a see-through shirt? Oh click to find out, dammit (Drunken Stepfather)


The Ultimate Fitness Gift Guide (The Bachelor Guy)

Heather Jo Hughes Has One Hell of a Hiney (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com Sports Year End Review (Bullz-Eye)

The Top 10 High-Performance Vehicles for Holiday Road Tripping (Sub5Zero)

Nikki Brooks has a body that F-ing Cooks (hey, it rhymes. Get off our backs) (z0d)

Jaime Bradford bends over the luckiest fence we have ever seen (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you've conditioned yourself to believe you're still human. Whoopsie.)

COREY TAYLOR from SLIPKNOT and STONE SOUR really despises Christmas:

This is the song he wrote to knock Simon Cowell off his #1 perch on the UK music charts. It didn't work.

ALICE IN CHAINS busted out their new video for "Last Of My Kind"

And from the looks of it, the band is as strong as ever. That is RARE; when bands replace a lead singer (for whatever reason), most of them don't experience the same fame as they once did.

ALL THAT REMAINS was in Helsinki playing their new single "Hold On"...The studio version and video are right here:

...makes you wonder how liberal they're being with that vocal harmonizer. Oof.

From bands, we move on to... what else? Booty!

Young adult starlet and garbage mouth Kelly Divine is proud of her big booty... as she SHOULD BE (when girls stop praising their big asses, the terrorists win):

the fun doesn't end here... the full version of the clip in all its filthiness is at ASS MASTERPIECE ... what a great name for a site.

Speaking of big booty, Naomi Russell and her amazing ass are going on a date... and we only WISH this clip was realistic:

The truth is, you'd probably need to bring a dictionary for her and a bowling ball full of cocaine for yourself to keep up with her babbling.

Romanian slut-bag Black Angelika is having some breast-to-foot love courtesy of her friend Summer in this clip:

Foot on boobs... who knew a girl could get off on that? Yes, there is a lesson in each and every update boys and girls. That was today's.

If we had a body like Eva Evangelina, we'd play with it all the time too:

Just like SHE is doing in this clip from GREAT BIG TITS... yes, that's really the name of the video.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Horse in a Car, Whores in a House, TRONS in a movie, ALICE COOPER in a Shitty Movie, ANTHRAX in a Mosh, Aria Giovanni in a Bikini, Mya Fox Shows her Ass some TV

You know, being flown all over the country being told you're an impresssive S.O.B. gives you time to reflect on all of the lonely MILFs you're going to reconnect with when you get home...

her husband is being flown all over the country too... She's home. She's lonely. She's what we'd call 'Available'. Get rid of that conscience!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But your sense of aim really sucks. How hard IS it to blow your brains out when you're drunk?)

How much horse poo can fill up the back seat of a Kansas shit-box?

Just ask Jerry. He knows intimately how much.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

What's better than TRON?

TRON: LEGACY, of course...with exploding, flying, and digitally-aging TRONs!

...and you can already order TRON: LEGACY on Blu-Ray....ain't THAT swell?
Of course you can still get The original TRON in case you weren't alive in the 80's



Eva Mendes playing with a dick-shaped Muppet still gives us bonerz (Drunken Stepfather)

Then again, Everything Eva Mendes does gives us bonerz...and there ain't a damn thing wrong with that

Marie McCray makes us dislike Redheads even more. Holy Crap she's HOT (FreakShow Planet)

Capri Anderson is wet and naked. Perhaps we should hand her a towel. No? Yeah, you're right. Stay nude (z0d)

Ancilla Tilia from PLAYBOY looks like that teacher you always wanted to bang...or maybe you DID. (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Someday... Love will find you... break those chains that...oh wait, no it won't, asshole.)

Those aging thrashers in ANTHRAX were in Santiago, Chile in front of one of the biggest Mosh pits you have ever seen:

ANTHRAX is out promoting Metallica/Slayer/Megadeth/Anthrax: The Big 4 - Live from Sofia, Bulgaria, which WE just ordered because we can't wait to see if this show is ever going to come to the U.S.

and you're waiting for what, exactly? ORDER IT NOW!.

In 1984, ALICE COOPER made a piece-of-shit horror film called MONSTER DOG:

in this interview with Spain's 'Rock Metal TV', Cooper explains how absolutely wonderful the experience was.

And you haven't picked up MONSTER DOG yet WHY???

Metal, Horror Movies...and BOOBIES!

How fast can ARIA GIOVANNI peel off a pink bikini?

Umm, honestly? NOT FAST ENOUGH, DAMMIT!!!

Young 18 year-old Mya Fox is showing her big ass some of her big ass TV set.

She's really 22, but you can suspend disbelief for a while, can't you? and why is she showing a bunch of TV to her ass anyway? Because she wants her ass to stay up on current events, dammit!

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Profile of a Poo Eater, Drive Angry Trailer 2, SLASH Acoustic, ALICE COOPER's old-school nip-slip, Heather Summers, September Carrino, Priya Anjali Rai

If you're scouring the bar scene looking for a late-night hookup look NO further than the drunken MILF at the end of the bar...

Husband? Shmusband... she wouldn't be hanging out getting plastered at a bar if she didn't want company. Go on, go for it!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but your perfectioninst bullshit really is. Flawlessness must me SUCH a burden)

Why do some women find pleasure in eating poo? Inquiring minds want to know:

Then again, a lot of 'em really DON'T want to.

We're of the opinion that if NICOLAS CAGE makes enough movies, good or bad...

He might just have himself a hit on his hands.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Hey Karissa Shannon! You got something on your boobs! Oh, you probably meant to do that (Drunken Stepfather)

Hey, it's par for the course...considering she just released 'Karissa Shannon Superstar' through Vivid Video


Nice, right? CLICK IT!!

Locked and Loaded: Designed For Firearm Fans (DesignCrave)

Taylor Stone is getting naked by the window. You know, someone MIGHT just see in there (z0d)

Sasha Grey cleans up so nice...when she's not ramming herself full of butt-plugs (Dailyniner)

Sexy Celebrities with Ugly Significant Others: A Field Guide (UPROXX)

Diana Doll has the face of a doll...and the body of an angel (Freakshow Planet)

12 Reasons Why Couples Halloween Costumes Are a Bad Idea (TheBachelorGuy)

Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

Best Exotic Sports Cars (CraveOnline)

Most Famous Crimes Ever Committed (Infographic) (ForkParty)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your gums don't stop flapping long enough for you to hear some common sense every once in a while)

Our friend SLASH hit the stage with his singer MYLES KENNEDY for an acoustic version of "Back from Cali":

They're out promoting the new Slash (2CD/DVD) set.

Well, it seems like a bunch of old biddies got themselves all into a tizzy because ALICE COOPER's old video for "Poison" has a glimpse of a breast... a GLIMPSE!!!:

Oooh, shudder... let's all arrest him now. OR, we could act like normal human beings and calm the fuck down.

The offending album was Trash... Boo Scary. Umm, no.


From big rock, we segue onto...you guessed it! Big Boobies!

the lovely Heather Summers is talking... again...and getting naked...again:

Honestly, we much prefer Heather when she's getting naked and diddling herself. As she SHOULD be, dag-nabbit!

Sexy Indian Goddess Priya Anjali Rai is hands-down the sexiest Indian we have EVER laid eyes on.

We'd actualliy like to lay something else on her but she's doing just fine on her own... dammit.

HH-Chested September Carrino Can't STAND the feel of fabric on her huge hooters

So what better way to spend her time than flinging off her shirt and letting those boobies fly!!!

Angel who? She's Angel Rivas and even the most flimsy shirt is no match for her

and once she gets all naked and stuff the fun REALLLY starts... but don't take our word for it. Watch the full clip.

TRAPT has a new album out called No Apologies, a new single Sound Off, and we have a new totally tattooed girl in our FOUNDRY CAMS club named Candy. Of course, we had to get these people together to make an amazing new video.
What you see is amazing compilation of tattoos, tunes, and titilating video, courtest of Candy from FOUNDRY CAMS. Thanks again to TRAPT for the music, and thanks as always to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Candy's Tattooed Cans...NOW. then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Candy LIVE...and Naked... (and if YOU want to be naked, that's all on you)

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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