CRASHDIET singer gets his nuts drilled on stage, Acoustic Judas Priest, 5 Guitar Dimebag Tribute, GNR in UAE, Alexis Capri and her tattoos, Tori Black and Her Bikini, Sofia Saint and her closet

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like that huge thing you've been dragging behind you for the past several years... oh, that's your ass.)

Bat-head-biting is for pussies, maaan. Simon Cruz, singer for CRASHDIET gets his nuts drilled on stage, maaaaaaaan!

Of COURSE it's real... maybe he just heals fast, cuz that shit could really happen, right?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Whose ass is this looking ridiculous? (Drunken Stepfather)

it's one that should continue making adult videos with creepy boyfriends... cuz that's what she's good at.

Win Every issue of PLAYBOY on an External Hard drive (The Smoking Jacket)

Nikki Nova has really nice nips... and a badass back tattoo (FreakShow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Mia Vincent Gallery (Bullz-Eye)

The Top 10 High-Performance Vehicles for Holiday Road Tripping (Sub5Zero)

Kathleen & Rachel are two VERY Friendly PLAYBOY girls (z0d)

Kate Hughes must have some very lucky neighbors, cuz see...she's getting naked by her windows. (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you've conditioned yourself to believe you're still human. Whoopsie.)

You haven't experienced JUDAS PRIEST music...

Until you've experienced it LIVE, Acoustic, in a small pub in Akron, Ohio. ...Wait, what?

You know where you are?!?!?! You in the Middle East, baby!!! You gonna sweat.

That's AXL ROSE, and behind him is the current version of GUNS N' ROSES playing to 21,000 people in Abu Dhabi...

The DIMEBAG BEYOND FOREVER tour took place again this year with a glut of Finnish guitarists:

Are you Finnish? Naw, I'm just getting warmed up! *rimshot*

Of COURSE we have links to girlie clips. Why WOULDN'T we? Exactly.

This seductive young lady is Tori Black... and her bikini is way small

It doesn't stay on for long, though... she gets rid of it quick in the lates edition of "Lord Of Asses" ... Thank you, Tom Byron.

When adult starlet Capri Anderson isn't hanging out at Charlie Sheen's House...

She's showing off her boobs and tattoos on some horrific online destination, no doubt.

This is Sofia Saint Cleaning out her closet and she must have gotten quite a workout...

Because before long she's totally naked, so she must sweat easily.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Holiday affairs, When Otters Attack, Acoustic Gnarls Barkley, Richie Kotzen and Old School Def Leppard, Brea Lynn, Justene Jaro and LOTS of Gisele

Weekend in detention, eh? I'll betcha we can think of a thousand different scandalous acts of adultery you could have been committing with that hot MILF teacher of yours:

So what if she's married? Teachers are at school to help students, and in our opinion, nothing is more effective than a little touchy-feely

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your girthy chunky butt. Here's a free gym membership. Use it.)

Who knew otters were so vicious?

Evidently not this 19 year-old from Boca Raton, Florida... He got his ass bitten by one pissed-off otter with rabies.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Jennifer Aniston loves showing off that body of hers (Drunken Stepfather)

Does she REALLY? She SURE does. That gal Jennifer LOVES getting naked

Bullz-Eye.com Holiday Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

15 Hot Chicks Working Out (Top Cultured)

Tiffany Brookes looks awfully spiffy in a top hat. (FreakShow Planet)

Abbey Brookes is one Penthouse Pet who doesn't mind showing off ALL of her no-no spots at once (z0d)

Robyn TrueLove...probably using a fake name... probably (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that you're still blaming all of your problems on other people. Way to grow up, ya nut.)

His name is DON ROSS ...and he's a Canadian who can play GNARLS BARKLEY like no one we have ever seen:

One guy. One Guitar. Crazy, right? Right.

What's this? Rainbow shirts & a Drummer with 2 arms?

It's DEF LEPPARD... in 1979.

Why is it that RICHIE KOTZEN never caught on as a pop musician?


Could it be that his last name literally means "Puke" in German? Perhaps...

From amazing musicians, we drift on over to amazing bodies

Busty beautiful, and now blond Brea Lynn is no stranger to taking her shirt off:

Sweaters are so constricting when it comes to diddling, don't you agree? off with you, vile sweater!... and watch the most wonderful video ever.

This scantily-clad bikini babe is Justine Jaro, and she stinks at washing cars:

But we're not entirely sure car-washing was the point of this clip. What says you, eh Chester?

Our buddy Gisele is naked, in the shower, rubbing oil all over herself:

Not to nit-pick, but doesn't the oiling come AFTER the showering? Eh, we dunno. We love Gisele. You should too.

Speaking of Gisele...

The lovely buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Profile of a Poo Eater, Drive Angry Trailer 2, SLASH Acoustic, ALICE COOPER's old-school nip-slip, Heather Summers, September Carrino, Priya Anjali Rai

If you're scouring the bar scene looking for a late-night hookup look NO further than the drunken MILF at the end of the bar...

Husband? Shmusband... she wouldn't be hanging out getting plastered at a bar if she didn't want company. Go on, go for it!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but your perfectioninst bullshit really is. Flawlessness must me SUCH a burden)

Why do some women find pleasure in eating poo? Inquiring minds want to know:

Then again, a lot of 'em really DON'T want to.

We're of the opinion that if NICOLAS CAGE makes enough movies, good or bad...

He might just have himself a hit on his hands.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Hey Karissa Shannon! You got something on your boobs! Oh, you probably meant to do that (Drunken Stepfather)

Hey, it's par for the course...considering she just released 'Karissa Shannon Superstar' through Vivid Video


Nice, right? CLICK IT!!

Locked and Loaded: Designed For Firearm Fans (DesignCrave)

Taylor Stone is getting naked by the window. You know, someone MIGHT just see in there (z0d)

Sasha Grey cleans up so nice...when she's not ramming herself full of butt-plugs (Dailyniner)

Sexy Celebrities with Ugly Significant Others: A Field Guide (UPROXX)

Diana Doll has the face of a doll...and the body of an angel (Freakshow Planet)

12 Reasons Why Couples Halloween Costumes Are a Bad Idea (TheBachelorGuy)

Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

Best Exotic Sports Cars (CraveOnline)

Most Famous Crimes Ever Committed (Infographic) (ForkParty)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your gums don't stop flapping long enough for you to hear some common sense every once in a while)

Our friend SLASH hit the stage with his singer MYLES KENNEDY for an acoustic version of "Back from Cali":

They're out promoting the new Slash (2CD/DVD) set.

Well, it seems like a bunch of old biddies got themselves all into a tizzy because ALICE COOPER's old video for "Poison" has a glimpse of a breast... a GLIMPSE!!!:

Oooh, shudder... let's all arrest him now. OR, we could act like normal human beings and calm the fuck down.

The offending album was Trash... Boo Scary. Umm, no.


From big rock, we segue onto...you guessed it! Big Boobies!

the lovely Heather Summers is talking... again...and getting naked...again:

Honestly, we much prefer Heather when she's getting naked and diddling herself. As she SHOULD be, dag-nabbit!

Sexy Indian Goddess Priya Anjali Rai is hands-down the sexiest Indian we have EVER laid eyes on.

We'd actualliy like to lay something else on her but she's doing just fine on her own... dammit.

HH-Chested September Carrino Can't STAND the feel of fabric on her huge hooters

So what better way to spend her time than flinging off her shirt and letting those boobies fly!!!

Angel who? She's Angel Rivas and even the most flimsy shirt is no match for her

and once she gets all naked and stuff the fun REALLLY starts... but don't take our word for it. Watch the full clip.

TRAPT has a new album out called No Apologies, a new single Sound Off, and we have a new totally tattooed girl in our FOUNDRY CAMS club named Candy. Of course, we had to get these people together to make an amazing new video.
What you see is amazing compilation of tattoos, tunes, and titilating video, courtest of Candy from FOUNDRY CAMS. Thanks again to TRAPT for the music, and thanks as always to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Candy's Tattooed Cans...NOW. then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Candy LIVE...and Naked... (and if YOU want to be naked, that's all on you)

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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Wacky Woman Witness, New 'BURIED' trailer, Axl storms off stage AGAIN, Awesome Acoustic Metallica, Sara Stone & Kelly Madison Topless, Angie Savage has her fingers in her mouth

It's the end of the week, and the start of a long-as-hell weekend (for some) so spend it with an experienced older woman you barely know messing up a hotel room... and we don't mean dropping candy on the floor, either

Silly boy, adultery is for adults. Stealing your parents' smut is for kids. Yeah, we're a wonderful influence

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as horrible as the situation you're about to find yourself in, drunkard. Vaya con Dios!)

A Gas station convenience store in Kansas City was almost robbed the other day:

...but the most interesting part of the story was this whacked-out lady who told her story to KMBC Channel 9.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Because it's our God-given right, we're going to plug this one more time It's the first original animation from the fine folks at gear-logo central...FOUNDRYTOONS... or FMTOONS for short

Meet Fuzz Buttrock and Hooks the Gorilla in Episode 1: Kitty Littered!

You can also watch it on YouTube


and because we're just SO...GODDAMN...TALENTED, let's give it up one more time for RETOOLED!

Thanks to our production genius buddy Rich DeCicco and guitar virtuoso Rob Balducci, We present to you RETOOLED - totally revamped versions of those classic FOUNDRY songs.


See? We even updated the cover art... now click it!


Whose fantastic ass could this be in some movie we've never heard of? (Drunken Stepfather)

We promise we won't ruin it by saying something like "Good luck Chuck" or "Fantastic 4"... oh no. We wrecked it again

Ten TV Shows You Never Knew Existed (Gunaxin)

Diana Dagota. Sounds Exotic. Looks Erotic. We're Psychotic. (Freakshow Planet)

Fall Movie Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Simona is all about cleanliness. Here she is, taking a shower. outside. with people watching (z0d)

Brandon Jennings Goes All Ga-Ga [Video] (The Hoop Doctors)

Oh Jessica Marie, Why Won't you look at me. Oh that's right. You're hot. (Dailyniner)

The Man Who Licked Princess Leia: An Interview With Jabba the Hutt Puppeteer Toby Philpott (inside Movies)

Facebook Founder Whines About His Privacy, Poor Baby (Gamma Squad)

When Stallone Met Twitter - Part 2 (Film Drunk)

Hilarious STFU Jesus Motivational Comics (Fork Party)

Ten Import Models to Look Out for at Car Shows This Year (Sub5Zero)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're about to wreck the ONE semi-solid relationship you still have in your life)

Hey Look! Axl Rose and GUNS N' ROSES walked out on stage late...AGAIN. Fans threw bottes...AGAIN...

Aaaand Axl had a fit and stormed off stage...AGAIN.

This husky fella is Russian guitarist Igor Presnyakov:

He's playing the most baddest-ass version of METALLICA's "Fade To Black" you'll ever hear.

From friggin' amazing guitar players to fokkered up film trailers

Here's the new trailer for the Ryan Reynolds claustrophobia-fest BURIED:

If you're not fond of tight spaces, this movie should have you hyperventilating in NO time.

Don't you go anywhere, madam! We have BOOBIES to show you!

Breastacular Kelly Madison and Sara Stone do their civic duty and haul out their huge boobs:

You can watch the full scene in the epic film Big Natural Titties 5 - on DVD, of course.

Young, impressionable busty blond Angie Savage is home, all alone, jamming her fingers down her throat:

Goodness golly, we hope she's not bulimic. Oh wait. She's not. We're completely missing the point.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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Monday Links: Monday morning mop-up, Chevy Crash Test, Lots of Link Love, CHICKENFOOT, ALICE IN CHAINS, and BUCKCHERRY LIVE, Shyla Styles and Bianca Beauchamp Topless

How was YOUR weekend, kids? If you checked out of the hotel with the room looking like this...



Then YOU had a marvelous time engaging in adulterous behavior with someone you're not married to...keep it on the DL.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

You know what you never see? A 1959 Chevy Bel Air crashing headlong into a 2009 Chevy Malibu:




Well what do you know? I guess you DO see it. Adios muchacho in the Bel Air.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)



Tori Spelling and Her Circus Clown Lipstick (Drunken Stepfather)



Danielle Fornarelli is Fornication-ready (Daily Niner)



Looks That Kill: Beautiful women that kick Ass (Bullz-Eye)



Marticia is one Hot Mama (z0d)



Only In Thailand - P***y Out Of Service Sign (DJMICK)



Guiliana Marino es Muy Bonita (Freakshow Planet)



Sexy Girls of Oktobertfest (Gunaxin)



Global Warming Just F'ed With The Wrong Alcoholic (atom)



What if Kanye West Was a Sex Therapist (FunnyCrave)



TWILIGHT has Doomed us all (FilmDrunk)

I'M SORRY:

(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Sexy brunette PLAYBOY babe Jillian Beyor is admiring herself in her mirror:



and continues to do so while she takes off her gold bikini... yum!

Beautiful blond buxom adult starlet Shyla Styles is busting out of her black bra:



Just before getting the high hard one on a store counter...what a go-getter that Shyla is.

Sammy Hagar, Joe Satriani, Chad Smith and Michael Anthony from CHICKENFOOT did their thing in Houston, Texas:



"Down The Drain" live at the Verizon Wireless theater.

The re-vamped, resurrected ALICE IN CHAINS is on tour now and rocked Detroit last Friday:



ALICE IN CHAINS is on tour now, kids!

The boys in BUCKCHERRY did some "Crazy Bitch" Acoustic-style:



You're crazy bitch...but you something...something... something... and something.

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:





CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with the attention span of sparrows. US included.)

Hold off on sleeping with your friend's wife and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:



ALICE IN CHAINS: 'Man In The Box' LIVE in Detroit

PLAYBOY's Jillian Beyor Strips In Front of A Mirror

1959 Chevrolet Bel Air Vs. 2009 Crash Test

Shyla Styles Busts Out of Her Black Bra

CHICKENFOOT: 'Down The Drain' LIVE in Houston

Bianca Beauchamp Peels off Her Purple Panties

BUCKCHERRY: 'Crazy Bitch' Acoustic on Noisecreep

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