Slingshot Orgasm in Malta, Montana Fishburne Arrested, SLASH's new Video, KORN live in Pittsburgh, Sasha Grey in Entourage, Joanna Bliss & Michelle Monaghan washing a car, McKenzee Miles topless in public

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as bad as your taste in clothing, your friends, and your deodorant. What did you wear a skunk under each arm today?)

Peter's Girlfriend just had an outstanding Orgasm on the Slingshot ride in Malta:

Let's try to keep Peter away from the firearms, shall we?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Montana Fishburne was Arrested for Assault (WWTDD)

Speaking of Montana Fishburne. we might as well mention the video...AGAIN

Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)


Kim Kardashian Post-Waxing Pose (Drunken Stepfather)

and as if we had to tell you again... here's Kim Kardashin mid and post-coitus... you see, cuz... she made a sex video.

Candice Cassidy thinks her pink satin bra is evil. So she's taken it off and destroyed it (Freakshow Planet)

Load up on guns and bring your friends: Twenty great action movie ensemble casts (Bullz-Eye)

The 10 Lamest Giant Godzilla Monsters (Fork Party)

The Girls of Lollapalooza (The Smoking Jacket)

POP-TARTS hitting the city harder than Ke$ha with a bottle of Jack (The Campus Socialite)

Dad Steals Son's Video Games, Sells Them, Attains "Douchebag" Status (Noob Dad)

Psst...someone tell Nikki Rhodes there's a camera pointed right up her skirt (Dailyniner)

20,000 Calories Of Real American News (UPROXX)

Blue Angel and Lauryn are having very Acrobatic Shower Sex (z0d)

Amazingly Life-like Robot Hand is Amazingly Terrifying (video) (GammaSquad)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry your breath could send seagulls away from a Staten Island landfill)

Our buddy SLASH is on tour now (click for tickets), and in his new video he wants to be Carried 'Back From Cali':

However, Slash's tour has him in Denver... Someone get this man a Map.

Them fun guys in KORN hit Pittsburgh the other day:

...and they played "Got the Life" for a bunch of folks who don't have one... see, that's a joke. Ah-Boo.

Awwww shit... look what WE found...

Adult film starlet Sasha Grey, who is one of the least shy ladies we've met is now guest-starring on HBO's ENTOURAGE:

Of course, she's not exactly playing a nun. She's playing HERSELF...and she's doing full-frontal-nudity. Is Sasha Grey classing up ENTOURAGE, or is it the other way around?

Busty brunettes Joanna Bliss and Michelle Monaghan are washing a 'spensive sports car:

...and rubbing their enormous British & Romanian boobs together... because that's what you do when you're washing a car, evidently.

23 year-old blond hottie McKenzee Miles is flashing in public, because she's what is commonly referred to as 'a good egg':

Pumpin' Gas, Goin' shoppin', and babbling about...something... and showing off her boobies. the full clip is a helluva lot more graphic...which we totally appreciate and endorse.

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".



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