Skydiving with a Rubik's Cube, Kelly Brook at Piranha Premiere, Mystery Hiney, Joe Perry Knocks Down Steven Tyler, Dokken is Getting Old, Ashlynn Brooke, Karina Hart, and Lataya Roxx are all topless and frisky

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not nearly as bad as your self-esteem. How DO you make it through the day without slitting your wrists?)

If you're not jumping out of a plane on an inflatable raft, doing a Rubik's cube, then you're just a pussy:

Skydivers in the Czech Republic apparently have balls the size of basketballs.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kelly Brook at the Piranha 3D Premiere (WWTDD)

and WHY should you care? Because you get to see Kelly Brook's Tits and Arse in Piranha 3D. Duh.


Gee, whose surgically-augmented ass in a bikini is this? (Drunken Stepfather)

Come ON, guess, would ya? it's not like we're going to tell you she's a former Playboy Playmate who released a sex tape through Vivid. Aw shit. We did it again.

Millionaire Couple Builds Robotic Child (Noob Dad)

Monique Alexander makes slutty look not-so-slutty in this Black & White Photo Shoot (Freakshow Planet)

2010 Summer TCA Press Tour Recap (Bullz-Eye)

Evelyn Rain Wants to show you what's Under Her shorts (z0d)
Adventures In Rihanna’s On-Stage Self-Love (The Frisky)

Seven Technologies That Are Going to Kill Us All (UPROXX)

Welcome to Nassau: They have Dope Bagels and Rich Kids (New York Pudding)

15 Ways to Fight the Freshman 15 (The Campus Socialite)

The 15 Most Famous Secrets and Glitches in Videogame History (Dorkly)

Jessica Jaymes is looking all old-school pinup in this nifty photo set (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry the only women that you can pick up are hungover stragglers from last night's pool party)

In Toronto, where AEROSMITH was on tour at the Air Canada Centre, Joe Perry knocked Steven Tyler clean off the stage:

You know, in case you haven't seen them... you should go see AEROSMITH live before Perry and Tyler strangle one another.

You're not Rockin... unless you're blowing your voice out with Don Dokken! whose voice is sounding worse every day...

DOKKEN's latest album is a collection of re-recorded classics... and it's on sale now!

From classic rock, we segue into classic RACKS...

This video of the lovely Ashlynn Brooke is not exactly what we'd call 'subtle':

Any clip that starts with a camer aimed up her skirt and her butt getting oiled up is bound to end well.

This busty Slovak chick is LaTaya Roxx, and she's deluded herself into thinking she's Batman:

Since when does Batman bounce on a trampoline with his tits hanging out? once, maybe? Exactly.

Keeping with the eastern European big-boobed babes here's Karina Hart and her obnoxiously-huge boobs:

They're packed into a teeny-tiny bikini... but honestly they don't stay in there for very long. they flop out very quickly and she shows off their 34H goodness.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

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