Chicken vs. F-35, AVENGERS Teaser, Amy Winehouse is Sexy and Fancy, WASP in Spain, The CULT in Holland, Veronique gets Felt up, Zuzana is Sunbathing Nude

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)

The engineers at Lockheed Martin have discovered the most expensive and inefficient way to make Chicken Salad:

Firing raw chickens into the Canopy of an F-35. Mmmm...chicken.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

This 30-second teaser trailer for THE AVENGERS is going to make some geeks cream their pants, and some could give two shits:

It's not coming out until May 2012, so get some videos and catch up on your Avengers history... and hope the movie isn't mind-numbingly stupid.

Amy Winehouse is Sexy AND Fancy (WWTDD)


Whose occasionally-sexy rump is in Vogue UK? (Drunken Stepfather)

Hmm, do we give this one away? or do we drop hints like 'Twiggy' 'Cocaine habit' and 'A Rolling stone gathers no'... Hmm, that last one probably gave too much away.

Getting laid is just as easy as showering (The Campus Socialite)

Follow this guide to become the next Stephenie Meyer (UPROXX)

Alexis Ford has the Cadillac of Hineys (Freakshow Planet)

Bullz-Eye's 2010 Summer TCA Press Tour Blog (Bullz-Eye)

30 Animals Drinking Alcohol (Banned In Hollywood)

Shay Laren is going to throw out her back playing Tennis without a shirt like that (Dailyniner)

Martin Loofah King (Dave and Thomas)

Danielle and Maye are playing 'bad student / badder teacher' (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)

WOW. Time is indeed a BITCH. Blackie Lawless from W.A.S.P. is looking more and more like a bullfrog with every passing year:

Despite his amphibian appearance, Blackie still holds it together live... or he's lip-syncing. Ah-Booo.

As long as we're honoring old farts, THE CULT has a new single on iTunes... and they broke it out LIVE in Holland:

Apparently Ian Astbury is tired of dressing up like Jim Morrison and playing with reeeeeeeally old farts.

aaaand from rock, we move to RACKS!

How is it that a busty Czech babe like Veronique/Dominno can get groped on a bus and NO ONE gets arrested or killed?

as if that's not enough, She winds up blowing the guy in the bathroom...and yes, we believe everything we read on the internet.

Zuzana Z. likes to sunbathe naked:

That is all. Zuzana. Sunbathing. Naked. Masturbating. Clickity-Click-Click-Boom.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

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