Slingshot Orgasm in Malta, Montana Fishburne Arrested, SLASH's new Video, KORN live in Pittsburgh, Sasha Grey in Entourage, Joanna Bliss & Michelle Monaghan washing a car, McKenzee Miles topless in public

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as bad as your taste in clothing, your friends, and your deodorant. What did you wear a skunk under each arm today?)

Peter's Girlfriend just had an outstanding Orgasm on the Slingshot ride in Malta:

Let's try to keep Peter away from the firearms, shall we?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Montana Fishburne was Arrested for Assault (WWTDD)

Speaking of Montana Fishburne. we might as well mention the video...AGAIN

Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)


Kim Kardashian Post-Waxing Pose (Drunken Stepfather)

and as if we had to tell you again... here's Kim Kardashin mid and post-coitus... you see, cuz... she made a sex video.

Candice Cassidy thinks her pink satin bra is evil. So she's taken it off and destroyed it (Freakshow Planet)

Load up on guns and bring your friends: Twenty great action movie ensemble casts (Bullz-Eye)

The 10 Lamest Giant Godzilla Monsters (Fork Party)

The Girls of Lollapalooza (The Smoking Jacket)

POP-TARTS hitting the city harder than Ke$ha with a bottle of Jack (The Campus Socialite)

Dad Steals Son's Video Games, Sells Them, Attains "Douchebag" Status (Noob Dad)

Psst...someone tell Nikki Rhodes there's a camera pointed right up her skirt (Dailyniner)

20,000 Calories Of Real American News (UPROXX)

Blue Angel and Lauryn are having very Acrobatic Shower Sex (z0d)

Amazingly Life-like Robot Hand is Amazingly Terrifying (video) (GammaSquad)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry your breath could send seagulls away from a Staten Island landfill)

Our buddy SLASH is on tour now (click for tickets), and in his new video he wants to be Carried 'Back From Cali':

However, Slash's tour has him in Denver... Someone get this man a Map.

Them fun guys in KORN hit Pittsburgh the other day:

...and they played "Got the Life" for a bunch of folks who don't have one... see, that's a joke. Ah-Boo.

Awwww shit... look what WE found...

Adult film starlet Sasha Grey, who is one of the least shy ladies we've met is now guest-starring on HBO's ENTOURAGE:

Of course, she's not exactly playing a nun. She's playing HERSELF...and she's doing full-frontal-nudity. Is Sasha Grey classing up ENTOURAGE, or is it the other way around?

Busty brunettes Joanna Bliss and Michelle Monaghan are washing a 'spensive sports car:

...and rubbing their enormous British & Romanian boobs together... because that's what you do when you're washing a car, evidently.

23 year-old blond hottie McKenzee Miles is flashing in public, because she's what is commonly referred to as 'a good egg':

Pumpin' Gas, Goin' shoppin', and babbling about...something... and showing off her boobies. the full clip is a helluva lot more graphic...which we totally appreciate and endorse.

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".



Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)

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Thursday Links: Reporter tantrum, Italian announcer is a freak, New Robin Hood trailer, Mystery Nips, Christina Ricci Drunk, MEGADETH loves Canadians

Your asshole neighbor just pulled up in a new, very expensive BMW. Don't be jealous. Just nail his wife:



If he was getting the job done at home, she wouldn't be sending you all those "Winky Eye" text messages. Have fun. Be deviant. You only go 'round this crazy world once.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but your attitude stinks. You need an adjustment...with a hammer)

We'd like to introduce you to WVLT Reporter Gordon Boyd:




He had a li'l flip-out on camera and the anchor has the stones to blame it on "Technical Difficulties". Bwahahahaha.

...and this is 7 Gold sports announcer Tiziano Crudeli. He's Italian:




He screams like he's being stabbed to death every time he calls a play. We're shocked he's made it to 67 years of age.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Holy shit, the new trailer for Ridley Scott's ROBIN HOOD is online:



Wait, you mean ROBIN HOOD speaks with an English accent? Noooo. Someone ought to tell Kevin Costner.

whose mystery nips poking through a black dress are these? (Drunken Stepfather)



here's a hint: she and her sister both like the black dudes...only one of them has a sex tape.





Christina Ricci Looks like a Fun Drunk (WWTDD)



and anyone who has seen her exposed boobs in films like 'Black Snake Moan' would agree.



Review: GREEN ZONE (Bullz-Eye)



If you had a body like Erica Campbell, you'd play with it all the time too (FreakshowPlanet)



Five Girls You Find in Every College Lecture (FunnyCrave)



Sensual Jane is showing off her special spot (z0d)



Top 10 Songs About Being Horny (Heavy)



Samantha Ryan has itty bitty nubs, but a nify back-end (Dailyniner)



Murray the Nut’s Greatest Hits, Vol. 6 (FunnyCrave)



Darth Vader Winter Vacation (Ego TV)



Sexy Girl At the Beach (Fork Party)



Ten Of The Most Underrated Simpsons Characters (Gunaxin)



A Photo Gallery Tribute To Impressive Nintendo Modifications (AfroJacks)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you have to seduce mentally challenged young girls in order to get laid. Sad. So so sad)

So, 50% of the original MEGADETH lineup (Mustaine, Ellefson, and two other guys) is on tour now:



Which means that the other 50% of the original lineup is probably working at Carvel, shining up the scopes on their sniper rifles.

From heavy metal, we move on to heavy boobs...

Busty British brunette Michelle Monaghan is looking for any excuse to get topless:



Whoa! She found beer! Helloo excuse!.

Keeping with the British theme, Gemma Massey doesn't like itchy corsets...so the one she was wearing didn't stay on for long



We have the same problem. We hate itchy corsets. We just don't look as good as she does with them.

Sexy little Valentina Vaughn has pants on that are way too tight



There's only one solution. Exactly. Burn the pants. Pants are evil. Right Valentina?

In honor of Carmen's new solo site check out this old school FOUNDRY CAMS video we dug up:







CLICK ON CARMEN's BREASTACULAR BODY... like, umm...now.

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FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Friday Links: Girls Kissing under Mistletoe, Old ladies and Ice Cream, ALICE IN CHAINS live in Italy, Lana Lopez, Michelle Monaghan, Chintia Flowers

This holiday season, hang some mistletoe. you might get lucky and see some girls kissing...

and if you need to find some ladies maybe you get find a few married women who are repressed. There's more of them than you'd think.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

After seeing this ad, you will NEVER want to eat ice cream again:

Old ladies trying to be sexy = Never good.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your face, on the other hand, is awful. Remove it. With a Shotgun.)

Halle Berry's Ass in black jeans
(Drunken Stepfather)
However... watching HALLE BERRY get bent over and banged isn't too bad either.

Madison Scott in Red...what is that, velvet? Beauuutiful! (z0d)

Bullz-Eye's Not-Quite-Infinite Playlist ...for your iPod (Bullz-Eye)

Meggan Mallone has really Massive...Personality...and juciy boobs too (Daily Niner)

Tiger Woods Soul Jam Remix Something (With Leather)

Shay Laren Shouldn't Be allowed to Show her boobs... cuz they're so damn big and juicy. (FreakshowPlanet)

20 Funniest Church Signs Of all Time (ManOFest)

If The Bible Were Magazines (College Humor)

Top 10 NFL Players with Dreads (Gunaxin)

Rascal The World's Ugliest Singing Dog

How To Drop The Kids Off At The Pool (Comedy)

Actual Wedding Reenactment: Kneel Before Zod Or Forever Hold Your Peace (GammaSquad)

The Tiger Woods "Sext" Generator (atom)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your family won't be seeing much of you this holiday season. It's a shame they won't tell you where they live)

This stunning super-hot Latina babe from Twistys is Lana Lopez:

She's playing with her hose... giving a lube job. Puns suck, don't they?

What makes a friendly game of pool A LOT more friendly?

BREAST MASSAGE! Thanks to DDF Babes Michelle Monaghan & Chintia Flowers

From big busts to big bands, it's ALICE IN CHAINS (get your tickets now) live in Milan:

That's "Black Gives Way To Blue" (acoustic version)... Catch ALICE IN CHAINS on tour now!

Our busty blond friend Ember Reigns, who you have seen in several FOUNDRY CAMS videos sent us a new goodie:

Ember is enjoying a lucky lucky lollipop...and she does A LOT more.

Speaking of Ember Reigns, let's promote her shaking ass to MR. BIG one more time:

CLICK ON EMBER & HER SUCKER... NOW!
(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Screaming Woman on Roller Coaster
Ember Reigns Licks Her Lollipop
ALICE IN CHAINS Black Gives Way To Blue LIVE in Italy
Michelle Monaghan & Chintia Flowers Playing a friendly Game of Pool
Science World: Ice creamy goodness
Lana Lopez Plays With Her Hose

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