Rapper hit by Ice Cream Truck, Montana Fishburne in a Music Video & Sex Tape, ROB ZOMBIE is still pissed at OZZY, IRON MAIDEN live in NYC, Sasha Grey and Veronika Zemanova get Naked

It's time for that mid-week fling, so clock out early and take a flirty co-worker to a local motel...

"Hump day" rolls off the tongue better than "Take a flirty co-worker to a local motel Day" and that's why the Greeks called it 'hump day' day in the first place. Yes, it was the Greeks. You think we just make this shit up?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)

If you're dumb enough to dance backwards into traffic, then you probably deserve to get smacked by an ice cream truck:

Just like this brilliant 26 year-old rapper who sauntered his way into traffic singing his own songs.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Montana Fishburne's Sex Tape is getting Bumped up (WWTDD)

We say 'Thank you' to the nice folks at Vivid Entertainment for Bringing the Montana Fishburne Sex Tape to Market... Excellent work, folks!

Speaking of the lovely Montana Fishburne, she's about to win the Nobel Prize for 'Disappointing Daddy' with her cameo in Brian Pumper's new rap video:

This li'l ditty is affectionately called "Oh and It's Shaved". It's about umm... shaving?


guess who's all growed up and getting naked in the movies? (Drunken Stepfather)

You want a hint? Hmm... Run, Forrest! Ruuuun!... Dead giveaway? Damn.

The Ten Most Notorious Nerd Queens (Gunaxin)

Drunken Internet Distractions (College Humor)

Alexis Ford has the Cadillac of Hineys (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Jaime Young (Bullz-Eye)

IHC imagines The Expendables in the decade it should have happened: The 1980s (I Heart Chaos)

Alisha King is wearing an old-school fedora...and that's it. (Dailyniner)

20 Great TV Ad Campaigns for 20 Great Beers (BroBible)

Alexis Texas shows her young blond friend all about southern hospitality (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)

Someone is holding a grudge, aren't they? ROB ZOMBIE was being interviewed backstage at the Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival and ripped OZZY OSBOURNE...again:

Rob doesn't take too kindly to Ozzy taking his band members. second slam in a month, dammit.

...and when he's NOT pissed off ROB ZOMBIE makes happy music...well, depending on your definition of 'Happy':

Mo' Human 'den Human, mudderfuggers.

Holy crap. Who knew New York City had so many Headbangers? IRON MAIDEN is on tour now (click for them tix)...and they packed Madison Square Garden:

Manhattan Metalheads... Who knew?

From metal... we segue onto...MELONS!

Sultry skinny adult mega-starlet Sasha Grey can't get out of her skirt fast enough:

Sasha Grey is one of the few adult stars who can make THIS kind of smutty goodness and then go on to make mainstream films lke 'The Girlfriend Experience'

Busty Czech beauty Veronika Zemanova was born into poverty:

What better reason to use your fantastic female form to lift yourself out of the poorhouse.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.