Scooter smacked by car, New & Old Victoria Silvstedt, Mystery Nips, Five Finger Death Punch on Kimmel, Zakk Wylde Wank-tastic Gutiar Playing, Ashlynn Brooke, Robin Andersen

Why did the ancient Egyptians call Wednesday "Hump Day"? probably because of all the mid-day sex the Pharaohs were having... Nice, right? A Pharaoh reference...

It's a centuries-old tradition, so take that horny co-worker of yours to a local motel and soil the sheets. more than they already HAVE been, we mean.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not nearly as bad as your self-esteem. How DO you make it through the day without slitting your wrists?)

Thanks to the wonder of the dashboard-mounted camera, we get to see another dummy on a scooter get wrecked:

Why would you pull in front of a car THEN hit the brakes? You're gonna need a new scooter, mister.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Victoria Silvstedt in a Bikini (WWTDD)

You know, Victoria was the 1997 Playmate of the Year


Saaaay, who's got the rock hard nips going on? (Drunken Stepfather)

You wouldn't believe it if we told you So we're just gonna give you a hint: Big Forehead, Wednesday Addams, Black Snake M---. Wait. too much again, right?

“True Blood” Gets Naked And Bloody For Rolling Stone (The Frisky)

Erika Mayshawn is just the right amount of cream for our coffee...and probably yours too (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Stephanie Farris (Bullz-Eye)

XBOX Girls Get Revenge (College Humor)

Lindsey Lohan in Maxim September 2010 vs. Lindsey Lohan in Maxim September 2007 (BroBible)

ProStars: The Unseen Episodes (Sports Pickle)

The Five-Step Guide to Making Your Room Pop (The Campus Socialite)

Lingerie Football League Star Goes “Full Nerd” (Gunaxin)

Madison Scott Couldn't wait to get out of that bulky pink sun dress (Dailyniner)

Pre Season Football, The 1st Cousin of Non Alcoholic Beer (New York Pudding)

Jessica Hall is Toned, Tan, and ... um, wait.. what were we saying? (z0d)

8 of the Dirtiest Sexual Innuendos in Children's Cartoons (Asylum)

How Pam Anderson's lady parts are similar to M. Night Shyamalan (FilmDrunk)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry the only women that you can pick up are hungover stragglers from last night's pool party)

Those cheerful guys in FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH were on Jimmy Kimmel Live playing their cover of "Bad Company"

For a cover song, it's not too shabby.... Download some FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH now, dammit.

Zakk Wylde and BLACK LABEL SOCIETY played The Roxy in Hollywood and of cousrse...

... Zakk did the obligatory masturbatory guitar solo midway through the song, "Fire It Up".

and from metal, we segue into mammaries...

Lovely little Ashlynn Brooke is an Oklahoma-born 'good egg':

Which is just another way of saying she has NO problem flinging her lace lingerie to the floor.

Shapely young Playboy hottie Robin Andersen has no need for pesky clothing:

After a boring-as-watching-grass-grow interview Robin finally gives us something to look at.

Speaking of PLABOY, You remember Victoria Silvstedt, don't you? You SHOULD. We just linked to her a few minutes ago. Sheesh.:

Victoria was Playboy's 1997 Playmate of the Year...and that, friends...is nothing to fling boogers at. She's STILL amazing looking, even at 35.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

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