Weird Japanese Commercial, FM TOONS: Episode 1, Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini, BLACK LABEL SOCIETY, DISTURBED, and HALFORD all LIVE, Alanah Rae, Faye Valentine, Gracie Glam are all NAKED

Woo Labor Day (for those of you in the U.S., that is) for everyone else, it's time to send your weekend companion home... and don't forget to get her cell number.

She'll go home smelling like hotel room soap and mouthwash, because you don't want anyone knowing what you did with her. Adultery. It's for adults, you know.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as the news you're about to get, fella)

Japanese commercials have historically always been strange:

However, this clip for Fuji Kyu Highland Amusement park is the weirdest one EVER.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

..and because we can't seem to get enough of our own talented asses
It's the first original animation from the fine folks at gear-logo central...FOUNDRYTOONS... or FMTOONS for short

Meet Fuzz Buttrock and Hooks the Gorilla in Episode 1: Kitty Littered!

You can also watch it on YouTube



Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini? *Drool* (Drunken Stepfather)

Which is almost as good as Kate Beckinsale OUT of a Bikini... aaand *fall down*

The Sexy Women of Machete (FunnyCrave)

Amanda Wright has all the right parts in all the right places (Freakshow Planet)

'Movie Review: The American' (Bullz-Eye)

Ava Milano is wrapped in tight denim... but not for very long (z0d)

I Now Pronounce you Seahawk and Wife (The Pigskin Doctors)

Ashlynn Brooke is busting out of her bright blue bikini (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you got passed over for that promotion...again)

You know, a sober ZAKK WYLDE is a more gooder guitar playing ZAKK WYLDE:

Stillborn, bitches!

and over here, there's Ten Thousand Fists in Atlanta pumping along to DISTURBED's 'Ten Thousand Fists':

Get it? Ten thousand people? ten thouand fists? Well, actually, it would be Twenty thousand fists... ehh, we got nothing.

Incidentally, the new DISTURBED albbum - 'Asylum' is available NOW! We got it. We dig it. You should have it. Go. Now. Get it!

Mom? Who's that man with all the leather and chains with the high pitched voice?

It's ROB HALFORD, damn you! Now finish your oatmeal and get the ball gag out of the sock drawer.

and now we segue into... boobies! (Gee. Who saw THAT coming?)

Boob-tastic Alanah Rae needs to get laid needs to get laid (Hey, that rhymes!):

Even if she has to nail her husband's best friend while he's passed out. Yeah, you're going to have to suspend disbelief a little.

Hiney-rific young brunette Gracie Glam is showing off her goods in a pink bikini:

but the cameraman won't stop yammering. Thank GOD she looks amazing in a pink bikini... otherwise we'd be out of this one.

Fair-skinned redhead Faye Valentine rids herself of her pesky, cumbersome lingerie:

...and proceeds to show off the puffiest pair of nips you'll ever see. A definite reconsideration for you who aren't too fond of redheads.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

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Scooter smacked by car, New & Old Victoria Silvstedt, Mystery Nips, Five Finger Death Punch on Kimmel, Zakk Wylde Wank-tastic Gutiar Playing, Ashlynn Brooke, Robin Andersen

Why did the ancient Egyptians call Wednesday "Hump Day"? probably because of all the mid-day sex the Pharaohs were having... Nice, right? A Pharaoh reference...

It's a centuries-old tradition, so take that horny co-worker of yours to a local motel and soil the sheets. more than they already HAVE been, we mean.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not nearly as bad as your self-esteem. How DO you make it through the day without slitting your wrists?)

Thanks to the wonder of the dashboard-mounted camera, we get to see another dummy on a scooter get wrecked:

Why would you pull in front of a car THEN hit the brakes? You're gonna need a new scooter, mister.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Victoria Silvstedt in a Bikini (WWTDD)

You know, Victoria was the 1997 Playmate of the Year


Saaaay, who's got the rock hard nips going on? (Drunken Stepfather)

You wouldn't believe it if we told you So we're just gonna give you a hint: Big Forehead, Wednesday Addams, Black Snake M---. Wait. too much again, right?

“True Blood” Gets Naked And Bloody For Rolling Stone (The Frisky)

Erika Mayshawn is just the right amount of cream for our coffee...and probably yours too (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Stephanie Farris (Bullz-Eye)

XBOX Girls Get Revenge (College Humor)

Lindsey Lohan in Maxim September 2010 vs. Lindsey Lohan in Maxim September 2007 (BroBible)

ProStars: The Unseen Episodes (Sports Pickle)

The Five-Step Guide to Making Your Room Pop (The Campus Socialite)

Lingerie Football League Star Goes “Full Nerd” (Gunaxin)

Madison Scott Couldn't wait to get out of that bulky pink sun dress (Dailyniner)

Pre Season Football, The 1st Cousin of Non Alcoholic Beer (New York Pudding)

Jessica Hall is Toned, Tan, and ... um, wait.. what were we saying? (z0d)

8 of the Dirtiest Sexual Innuendos in Children's Cartoons (Asylum)

How Pam Anderson's lady parts are similar to M. Night Shyamalan (FilmDrunk)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry the only women that you can pick up are hungover stragglers from last night's pool party)

Those cheerful guys in FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH were on Jimmy Kimmel Live playing their cover of "Bad Company"

For a cover song, it's not too shabby.... Download some FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH now, dammit.

Zakk Wylde and BLACK LABEL SOCIETY played The Roxy in Hollywood and of cousrse...

... Zakk did the obligatory masturbatory guitar solo midway through the song, "Fire It Up".

and from metal, we segue into mammaries...

Lovely little Ashlynn Brooke is an Oklahoma-born 'good egg':

Which is just another way of saying she has NO problem flinging her lace lingerie to the floor.

Shapely young Playboy hottie Robin Andersen has no need for pesky clothing:

After a boring-as-watching-grass-grow interview Robin finally gives us something to look at.

Speaking of PLABOY, You remember Victoria Silvstedt, don't you? You SHOULD. We just linked to her a few minutes ago. Sheesh.:

Victoria was Playboy's 1997 Playmate of the Year...and that, friends...is nothing to fling boogers at. She's STILL amazing looking, even at 35.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Race Car vs. Cameraman, MIDDLE MEN Trailer, Cameron Diaz Sex Travels, ANTHRAX in Poland, New BLACK LABEL SOCIETY, Tera Patrick Topless, Yurizan Beltran & Sara Stone

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(You know, like the way you interact with...everyone?)

If you're going to be filming cars traveling at speeds over 200 mph...

You might just want to pull your head out of your ass when they come in for a Pit Stop.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The Trailer for MIDDLE MEN will make you wish you were a smut peddler...in 1995:

Parties, Private Jets, and Porn stars...ooh, look Jesse Jane is in the movie (she does the adult movies, you know)... for that authentic look & feel.

Cameron Diaz is Always Traveling for... cock? (WWTDD)

So much for subtlety, right? Hey look! Cameron Diaz's Tits!


Megan Fox in Some Underwear Ad...*drool* (Drunken Stepfather)

Countdown until Megan Fox gets naked on screen...15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10... Oh COME ON! Just Do it Already!

The Vuvuzela Shirt - you KNOW you want one (Grabist)

Oh Zuzana, Oh don't you cry for me...and don't stay dressed either. (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with Lee Unkrich, Director of TOY STORY 3 (Bullz-Eye)

Ah, the Good Ol' Orson Welles Drunk Meme (URLesque)

Win a Guitar Signed by Ozzy Osbourne (wait...WE want it!!) (HEAVY)

Alisha King is Kinda... OK, VERY...Kute (Dailyniner)

Things That Will Get Charlie Sheen Killed In Jail (UPROXX)

Louisa Lanewood has a Camera Pointed up her skirt (z0d)

5 Signs Your Parents Might Be Swingers (Like Mine) (Asylum)

Your Stoner Friends Review Movies (College Humor)

In Case You Have Been Out Of The Loop: A New Ice Cold Game For Bros (Campus Socialite)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

What do the Polish folks like better than cheap beer? Mosh Pits and ANTHRAX!!! (the band, not the white powder):

This is the band doing Only from STOMP 442, for the first time with singer Joey Belladonna at Sonisphere in Poland.

Rawk! Those friendly guys in BLACK LABEL SOCIETY have some new music to share:

The song is "Parade Of The Dead". The album is "Order Of The Black"... The Song is on iTunes now

From Hard Rock to Hardbodies...

Legedary adult starlet Tera Patrick might be retired from making porno-films:

...but thankfully she's still making videos for her official site...like this fine compilation.

Holy crap. Sara Stone and Yurizan Beltran are together, topless and juggling each other's boobs:

This is the most amazing 5 minutes of video you'll ever see... until you see the full version...then THAT one will be.

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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Monday Links: Underwater MILF affair, OZZY, METALLICA, BLACK LABEL SOCIETY, SLIPKNOT LIVE, Link Lovin', Karla Spice, Sasha Cane, Taylor Steele topless

Did you spend your weekend having the ultimate underwater MILF threesome?

If you didn't, then we suggest you move your ass and engage in some adulterous underwater fun. It's naughty... and it burns calories.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

It's terrible that we didn't get to go to the show, actually.

OZZY OSBOURNE joined METALLICA on stage at Madison Square Garden for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame’s 25th Anniversary concert.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your crappy attitude, however, IS. Don't you have a pool to skim?)

Christina Ricci's Boobs In A Bikini(Drunken Stepfather)
And of course, Christina Ricci naked in a bunch of movies.

Danika is too Damn Sexy for her own Damn Good (Daily Niner)

Bullz-Eye.com TV Girlfriends: Totally Out of Our League (Bullz-Eye)

Valentina Vaughn is Very Naughty in a Pink Bikini (z0d)

Louise Glover. We'd like to Glove her. Whatever that means. (Freakshow Planet)

Adam Lambert’s For Your Entertainment: Judging An Album By Its Cover (FunnyCrave)

The Women of 1983 (Part 1) (Guyism)

Guy Sells Haunted House on Ebay (Asylum)

Macy's, Philly Inq Celebrate Phillies Back-to-Back World Championships (Hugging Harold Reynolds)

UT Vols Break Out The Black Jerseys (Dave and Thomas)

Caution: Zombie Children In The Road (IHeartChaos)

Sony Lies. Admits it. 'This is It' to run until Thanksgiving (FilmDrunk)

Top 5: Annoying Talents Of President Obama

Trying too hard to be cool Fail (Banned in Hollywood)

Four Hot Female Criminals and their Sexy Crimes (Gunaxin)

George A Romero's 'Survival of the Dead' Promo Trailer (Screen Junkies)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you blame everyone else but yourself for your lot in life)

Lovely Latina Karla Spice is a Sexy Stripping Secretary:

Honestly, she's just pretending to be one. And we're pretending not to be interested. *drool*.

Seductive Sahsa Cane is dancing around in her purple underwear:

Why? Because she can. She digs being naked too.

From racks to rock, we're going to check in with SLIPKNOT Who did their thing on Jimmy Kimmel Live:

SLIPKNOT just re-released Their debut Disc for all you maggots.

Welcome back, Zakk! BLACK LABEL SOCIETY played a free gig in New York City, bringin Zakk Wylde back to the stage:

It's all in honor of Zakk's new line of Epiphone Guitars.

Enormously busty Taylor Steele from Scoreland has G-Cup bosoms

How big is a G-cup? Bigger than a handful, friend.

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Karla Spice is a Sexy Stripping Secretary
METALLICA and OZZY OSBOURNE: 'Paranoid' LIVE at MSG in New York City
Sasha Dances In Purple Panties
BLACK LABEL SOCIETY: 'Stillborn' LIVE In New York City
Taylor Steele Busts Out Her G-Cup Boobs
SLIPKNOT: 'Snuff' on Jimmy Kimmel Live

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