Hotties on unemployment, Bret Michaels Sings Poorly, Bullet for My Valentine Re-invents the Ballad, Sara Stone, Lisa Ann, and Kelley Scarlett re-invent nudity...kinda

Holy crap. the women on the unemployment line are getting better-looking every day:

alright alright, so we grabbed a photo Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port to make our point. The point is there are a lot of able-bodied people on the unemployment line looking for torrid affairs... it's true. Really. We're serious.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your girthy chunky butt. Here's a free gym membership. Use it.)

OK, I know he's our buddy and we have made videos like this for him, but BRET MICHAELS really should have re-thought singing the National Anthem:

He should stick to singing with POISON and doing an abundance of reality shows. Dude, we love you, but we had to break your balls for this debacle.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Will someone PLEASE get this skinny-as-hell celebrity superstar a sandwich??? (Drunken Stepfather)

Who could it be? Could it be someone who adopts a ton of impoverished kids and has been naked more often than not?...Wow, that was a lot more than a hint. We have to slow down.

Blast From the Past Models: Ali Sonoma (Bullz-Eye)

7 Family Members and Their Stats (Dorkly)

Who DOESN'T love a totally naked Kayden Kross? Exactly....NO ONE. (FreakShow Planet)

Erin Brittany is Tan, Toned, and Totally Shaved (z0d)

Katie Jordan is hosing off her Cooter. Must smell fishy...what? Where'd everyone go? (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that you're still blaming all of your problems on other people. Way to grow up, ya nut.)

Remember those 80's rock ballads? They always had to have a girl like Tawny Kitaen crawling on the hood of a car... or something:

The band BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE takes a different approach with their women. Stick-fighting, mostly.

So what if he's gay? He's Rob Fuckin' HALFORD, maaaaaaan.

He's got a new album, a line of T-shirts, and of course that li'l gig with JUDAS PRIEST, which doesn't suck. He's opening for OZZY OSBOURNE all over North America, too. Goddamn, that's a show we need to see.

From screaming queens to bosom dreams... hey it rhymes. Get off our back

Naturally busty adult starlet Sara Stone has her 36DD's wrapped in a tight sweater:

...and a jackass behind the camera interviewing her. Thank God it doesn't last long and She gives a lucky boy a present

Oh we got a big-boob-thing going on today! It's Superstar Lisa Ann:

She's dumping that pesky brown lingerie in lieu of something more comfy... like nothing at all... just saying...naked is better.

Continuing on with the large bosom theme, Busty British Kelley Scarlett is all by herself:

Ya know what else she does alone? Umm... gets naked and diddles herself. Hooray for diddling!

The lovely buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Luckiest Man Alive, Mechanical Bull Upskirt, ALICE COOPER and HALFORD video, Dasani Lezian, Priya Anjali Rai and other girls you've never heard of

There's NO need to be picky that girl hiding behind the potato chips is ripe for the pickig:

Clean up the crumbs after you spend the day with her in a motel. Or don't. That's what housekeeping is for.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as awful as the situation you're stuck in, buddy boy)

The luckiest man alive has been located! And he lives in China of all places:

For shits and giggles, he likes to ride his bike into busy traffic.

If there's ONE thing you're going to take away from today's lesson, kids...let it be this. Girl with short skirt and thong + Short Skirt + Mechanical Bull = AWEOME.

There ain't nothing like a litle upskirt action to get the juices flowing, right?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



How the fuck is this chubby chick famous. No links. Just disgust (Drunken Stepfather)

Internet Collection of the Best Exorcisms Caught On Tape (UPROXX)

Penthouse Pet Heather Vandeven loves to enjoy nature in the manner that God intended her to....Nekkid (Freakshow Planet)

2010 Fall TV Preview (Bullz-Eye)

sabrina Maree is sexy and ... umm... wait, what were we saying? *drool* (z0d)

15 Beautiful Models of Southeast Asia (StyleCrave)

Madison and Nika get awfully friendly awfully fast... which makes them.... Good eggs. (Dailyniner)

Redskins partner up with Foursquare (CBS Sports)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you now take orders from a kid younger than you. Bwahaha-haha)

Wouldn't you know it? the one and only ALICE COOPER was in Atlantic City the other day:

Fortunately for him, no hips were broken in the making of this video ... or concert, for that matter.

the CGI and troll-filled video for HALFORD's 'Made of Metal' has been released, but it's missing something:

Oooh, that's right... it's missing the rest of JUDAS PRIEST... obvious when you think about it.

and from energetic metal, we move on to ethnic beauties

Sexy, seductive Dasani Lezianis showing off her think latina booty:

Which, as luck would have it, gets violated by Michael Stefano in 'Slutinas'.... There's actually a whole series of those now that we think of it.

Exotic Indian babe Priya Anjali Rai busts out of her cumbersome bikini:

Because bikinis are so bulky, as you know.... and they only get in the way of diddling time. Priya is a busy lady. She's got to get her diddling done in a timely manner.

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

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Weird Japanese Commercial, FM TOONS: Episode 1, Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini, BLACK LABEL SOCIETY, DISTURBED, and HALFORD all LIVE, Alanah Rae, Faye Valentine, Gracie Glam are all NAKED

Woo Labor Day (for those of you in the U.S., that is) for everyone else, it's time to send your weekend companion home... and don't forget to get her cell number.

She'll go home smelling like hotel room soap and mouthwash, because you don't want anyone knowing what you did with her. Adultery. It's for adults, you know.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as the news you're about to get, fella)

Japanese commercials have historically always been strange:

However, this clip for Fuji Kyu Highland Amusement park is the weirdest one EVER.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

..and because we can't seem to get enough of our own talented asses
It's the first original animation from the fine folks at gear-logo central...FOUNDRYTOONS... or FMTOONS for short

Meet Fuzz Buttrock and Hooks the Gorilla in Episode 1: Kitty Littered!

You can also watch it on YouTube



Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini? *Drool* (Drunken Stepfather)

Which is almost as good as Kate Beckinsale OUT of a Bikini... aaand *fall down*

The Sexy Women of Machete (FunnyCrave)

Amanda Wright has all the right parts in all the right places (Freakshow Planet)

'Movie Review: The American' (Bullz-Eye)

Ava Milano is wrapped in tight denim... but not for very long (z0d)

I Now Pronounce you Seahawk and Wife (The Pigskin Doctors)

Ashlynn Brooke is busting out of her bright blue bikini (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you got passed over for that promotion...again)

You know, a sober ZAKK WYLDE is a more gooder guitar playing ZAKK WYLDE:

Stillborn, bitches!

and over here, there's Ten Thousand Fists in Atlanta pumping along to DISTURBED's 'Ten Thousand Fists':

Get it? Ten thousand people? ten thouand fists? Well, actually, it would be Twenty thousand fists... ehh, we got nothing.

Incidentally, the new DISTURBED albbum - 'Asylum' is available NOW! We got it. We dig it. You should have it. Go. Now. Get it!

Mom? Who's that man with all the leather and chains with the high pitched voice?

It's ROB HALFORD, damn you! Now finish your oatmeal and get the ball gag out of the sock drawer.

and now we segue into... boobies! (Gee. Who saw THAT coming?)

Boob-tastic Alanah Rae needs to get laid needs to get laid (Hey, that rhymes!):

Even if she has to nail her husband's best friend while he's passed out. Yeah, you're going to have to suspend disbelief a little.

Hiney-rific young brunette Gracie Glam is showing off her goods in a pink bikini:

but the cameraman won't stop yammering. Thank GOD she looks amazing in a pink bikini... otherwise we'd be out of this one.

Fair-skinned redhead Faye Valentine rids herself of her pesky, cumbersome lingerie:

...and proceeds to show off the puffiest pair of nips you'll ever see. A definite reconsideration for you who aren't too fond of redheads.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

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Speeding Teen Takes out Highway, Someone tried to kill Paris Hilton, Rob Halford's Leather and Chains, MEGADETH in Hollywood, DROWNING POOL does PANTERA, Capri Cavalli will get you fired, PLAYBOY's Sofia Lane, Kiss Kara does homework

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not even remotely as bad as your receding hairline and breath. Here's a mint and some Rogaine)

If you're going to take out a freeway for six hours, you might as well do it Dukes of Hazzard style:

Car split into three pieces, and the kid LIVED... let's all get dashboard-cameras and see what kind of mayhem we can record while driving!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Someone tried to Kill Paris Hilton (WWTDD)

Say it ain't so! the world needs vapid blockheads who get famous after releasing homemade sex tapes. Hell, that's most of reality TV.


Someone's surgically-enhanced ass was strolling through the sand (Drunken Stepfather)

C'mon this is an easy one it's not like we haven't posted links to her sex tape a hundred times before. Now that wasn't so hard, was it?

'Star Wars' Reimagined as Silent Films (MovieFone)

Giuliana Marino is one seriously spicy meatball...and she's pretty cute too (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Jessica Marie (Bullz-Eye)

Someone Should tell Jana Cova that her tiny necktie isn't nearly enough to cover her for that interview at Hardee's (z0d)

Jana and Jana are Just the Best Of Friends...who get naked a lot and lick each other (Dailyniner)

Catherine: The Weirdest Video Game You’ll Ever Play (The Campus Socialite)

Other Celebrity Stormtrooper Action Figures (Gunaxin)

Poodle Puppy Dances For Freedom (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that most of your friends' names are plastered on the front of whiskey bottles)

In retrospect, when you look at all the leather and chains ROB HALFORD shackles himself with:

...the whole gay thing isn't really that shocking, is it?

The guys in MEGADETH are releasing Rust In Peace - LIVE, and this friends, is a little taste of "Holy Wars...The Punishment Due":

Well, OK... it's the WHOLE song. Mustaine's guitar is so pointy, it's a miracle no one in the band gets stabbed with it.

OUr amigos in DROWNING POOL paid homage to the PANTERA guys with their take on "Cowboys from Hell":

Damn, there's some cool shit going on at Ozzfest this year. We's going!

Heavy Metal always leads to...Heavy Hooters!

In any normal job situation Capri Cavalli would get everyone in the office fired for pulling this shit:

But not in Smut-land! You can see the end result of Capri's advances in the full version. It's totally realistic, man. Really.

This beautiful blond bombshell is PLAYBOY's Sofia Lane and she used to be 40 pounds heavier:

But she's not anymore, so put away the harpoon guns and gawk at her shapely hiney in the shower.

We suggest that ALL women do their homework just like Kara:

topless, feeling herself up, in front of her laptop and big-ass flat screen TV Kiss Kara is a Homework Role Model, dammit.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

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Urinal Hand Washing, Kendra's Many Sex Tapes, Kate Beckinsale at the Doctor, SEVENDUST and HALFORD live, Shay Malone and Sandra DeMarco are sans-clothing

Oh hell yeah, it's FRIDAY!
Ramp up for the weekend, and hookup with that chubby co-worker who looks sexy in lingerie... The meaty girls do try harder, don't they?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like the smell you leave behind when you walk out of a room)

An American Rednek in the Netherlands attended Bevrijdingspop and went to wash his hands...


In a urinal. ooh, that's embarrassing.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra Has A Whole Lotta Sex Tapes (WWTDD)

Oh, this keeps getting better, and more obvious... you see, Kendra was a PLAYBOY model ...that means she's very used to being naked and a sex tape (or several) isn't a hard leap once you've done that.


Kate Beckinsale is at the Doctor (Drunken Stepfather)

and here's Kate Beckinsale getting felt up on camera...in the nude... because why else would we care?

How You Search for Boobs -- The Most Popular Searched Keywords (Asylum)

Patrice Hollis - the darker the berry, the sweeter the ... oh you get the idea. (Freakshow Planet)

Downplayed Downey, 7 Robert Downey Jr. movies you probably missed (Bullz-Eye)

Lisa Marie (not Presley) Peels off her Pink Lingerie (Dailyniner)

"Illegal" 'Machete' Trailer Hits the Web (MovieFone)

Mother’s Day Special: Hottest Movie Moms (The Campus Socialite)

Iron Man? Cap? Thor? How to Tell Which of The Avengers You Are (The Bachelor Guy)

Angelina's Forearm Tattoo totally takes away from her nudity (read: no it doesn't) (z0d)

The Top Ten Cool Ways To Die In Movies (Gunaxin)

Salma Hayek Is Major News (FunnyCrave)

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson joins 'Fast & Furious 5' (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there's no Nobel Prize for holding grudges...because you'd get it for sure!)

Our friends in SEVENDUST played their tribute to Lynn Strait during their stop off in Virginia:

the band's new album Cold Day Memory is on sale now!

Our Metal God pal and JUDAS PRIEST frontman ROB HALFORD is finally releasing his Live In Anaheim DVD:

the band's new album Cold Day Memory is on sale now!

From Heavy Metal we segue to Heavy Hooters...

Seductive, young Shay Malone from BumbleGirls is hanging by the pool in a thong:

Honestly, it's not really a thong... it's more like a napkin. Regardless, she loses it fast.

As-tastic Sandra DeMarco is EXTREMELY fond of her fanny:

Live In Anaheim goes on sale this August!

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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