The Ass Cam, Lemmy is a Cyborg, Kelsey Grammer is a dirty old man, Yet ANOTHER Jurassic Park Game, THOR is Hammer-smashingly Awesome, Emma is heavily Tattooed

What's a great way to stay warm this winter? Umm, go inside and light the couch on fire? OK, cool.

While you're doing that, surf the web and find a neglected woman to fool around with...after you're done putting out the couch, you know.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your breath. Sheesh, go gargle)

A few young ladies in Los Angeles decided they needed a little MORE attention paid to them.

So they strapped a camera to their asses and recorded all the people who gave it a stare. Bravo. Daddy never held you, did he?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your work ethic, lazy bones)


There's something seriously creepy about watching Kelsey Grammer suck face (Drunken Stepfather)



Hella has an atomic wedgie going. Thank God she loses her undies quickly. Bless you, child. (FreakShow Planet)

12 Great Shows that were set in and Around High School (Bullz-Eye)

Becky Payne is the kind of gal you just want to throw in a pool because she's so smoking hot (z0d)

Sara Clayton has her undies yanked up to her chin. That can't be good for her circulation (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only woman that has something nice to say to you is that hooker you visit every week.)

This confirms it. Lemmy Kilmister is a cyborg. No one can consume that much Jack Daniels and French Fries and still keep breathing:

Quick, let's lure Lemmy into a hydraulic press and smoosh him before he kills Sarah Connor... or something.

From Lemmy, we take a sharp left over to the Lost World... kinda:

It's 2011, and there's another JURASSIC PARK video game being released?

Looks great? A decade too late? You decide. There's something to be said for dinosaurs, though.

...and from game trailers to movie trailers...

We're trying to think of something shitty and sarcastic to say about Kenneth Brannagh's THOR movie...

But how can you say something mean about a movie that has HAMMER-SMASHED FACE?? Exactly. You can't. Move along, now.

...OK, that's enough of that. Bring on the GIRLS!

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Fitness MILF, Vince Neil looks tipsy AGAIN, old ta-ta's, SEVENDUST beefs up the Atlanta Falcons, MOTORHEAD has a new video, DANGEROUS TOYS is milking the same material, Cynthia Bang Bangs, Lexi Belle and the Lucky Feather Duster

She's ripped, she's in fantastic shape... but she's oh-so lonely because her old man is always working late.

Now's your chance to make your move, bud... Hell, she wouldn't be posting photos online unless she wanted to hook up... well, that and show off her abs.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the amount of space your girthy ass takes up when you sit down. Here's a treadmill. Happy birthday.)

MOTLEY CRUE frontman VINCE NEIL was spotted leaving Boa in West Hollywood looking at li'l bit tipsy with a few lovely ladies...

Big deal, right? Well, watch the video, listen to him slurring his words, and then jump behind the wheel of a sports car. Ahh yes, some people don't learn easily, do they?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Ack! Old lady boobs! We're almost afraid to ask who they belong to... (Drunken Stepfather)

As far as guessing goes... She hasn't had much skin time on camera... so that could throw a few of you.

The Ultimate Bacon Lovers Gift Guide (the Bachelor Guy)

Bullz-Eye.com 2010 Year End Music Review (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Sandy Summers will warm you up on a cold winter day...with her umm, boobies? (FreakShow Planet)

Wowee! We could watch Laura Lee get naked every day! (z0d)

When shawna Lenee isn't going batshit crazy, she likes to have girl-girl sexy time with girls like Ruby (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that your hefty carcass keeps breaking the lawn furniture every time you sit down.)

The guys in SEVENDUST were called in to beef up the Atlanta Falcons official theme song...

...and that's exactly what they did, dagnabbit.

Lemmmy Kilmister, his face bumps, and the rest of MOTORHEAD have a new video for "Get Back In Line"

The band's new album gets released in the UK this month. We U.S. pukes don't get it until January. The new tunes will put goosebumps on your face bumps.

Hey, more power to you if you can pull it off, because DANGEROUS TOYS have been milking the same few songs for twenty years:

Honestly, we'd think they'd be tired of playing "Teas'n Pleas'n" and "Scared" by now, but apparently not.

OK, that's enough of the high-brow (and yes, by comparison to what we're about to show you, that IS high-brow)

Mellissa wants to show Sammie Rhodes and Samantha Saint how to do the whole ballet thing...

...but the whole event degenerates into a bisexual ballet bonanza in NO time.

We weren't fond of it at first, but Cynthia Bang has a very bang-able booty and she's not afraid to use it:

What she SHOULD do is tell that obnoxious camera guy to shut up. He's reallly yapping too much. shaddup and get to the butt sex

her name is Lexi Belle and she apparently doesn't care who sees her naked ass because that's her, getting nude...on a balcony:

What's more is that is one very very lucky feather duster ... what we wouldn't give to be a piece of lint on that thing.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Polish Police Pile-up, Durable Homeless man, Conan Moves to TBS, Mystery Nips, Lemmy and Slash, Rob Zombie at Golden Gods, MEGADETH mauls San Diego, Busty Faith, Nelli Roono

Bah. Harumph. It's Monday.
Mop up the bodily fluids and wake up the young lady you fell asleep with last night... she has class in about an hour.

Chances are you'll hook up with her again in a day or so...adultery is on the rise, you know.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(as is your breath, your hairline, and your attitude. Set yourself on fire, whydontcha?)

Meet the most durable homeless man in all of Brazil... He gets clobbered by a car, and keeps going...


he's kind of like a TIMEX watch... only less useful.

How many Polish police cruisers have to slide backwards down an icy hill to cause a mini-pile-up?


According to this clip... about two. Well done, fellas.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Conan is Moving to TBS (WWTDD)


Gee Whiz, whose nips could THESE be? (Drunken Stepfather)

Psst...we've all seen her silicone-injected arse getting ram-jammed before..

Top 10 Funny/Profound Basketball Quotes (The Hoop Doctors)

Destiny St Claire is your Destiny... if you're into naked nymphomaniacs (Freakshow Planet)

DATE NIGHT: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Busty Blond Babe Amber St. James Just has to be Naked (Dailyniner)

Worst Places to Be in a Zombie Invasion (The Campus Throne)

A Boston Red Sox Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)

Win Backstage Passes To 30 Seconds To Mars (Heavy)

Testing the Mickey Rourke Hypothesis (UPROXX)

Hunter Bryce is Busting out of her Red Bra and Thong (z0d)

Shaq sings Rick James in a Wig (uh, right) (URLesque)

Simple Solutions to 13 Common Problems Frequent Fliers Face (Except snakes on a plane) (The Bachelor Guy)

5 Products for Men That Actually Work (Asylum)

The 50 Coolest Soaps In The World (SuperTremendous)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you forgot to clean the pool and change the kegs this weekend. Chop chop, errand boy!)

Our friends SLASH and Lemmy Kilmister from MOTÖRHEAD rocked the Golden Gods Awards:

They performed "Doctor Alibi" from Slash's new solo album - out now!

Speaking of the Golden Gods Awards, ROB ZOMBIE hit the stage with new drummer Joey Jordison from SLIPKNOT to do the WHITE ZOMBIE classic "More Human Than Human":

ROB ZOMBIE is on the road now - get those tickets while you still can!

Our buddy Dave Mustaine from MEGADETH pancakes San Deigo in a Patton tank in the band's latest video:

The semi-reunited MEGADETH is on tour now - get them tickets, droogies!

From heavy metal to heavy bosoms...

Beautiful Busty British Faith is scaled back substantially in this bath time clip:

She's not going prude on us though, thankfully Faith is still a dirty, dirty girl - in High Definition, of course.

Holy jaw-droppingly-huge boobs!

Enormously-large-breasted Polish Babe Nelli Roono is kind-of covered up in a long coat:

Buuuut not for long. There's only so many ways you can cover up KK-cup breasts.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Wednesday Links: Happy First Hump Day of 2010, Drunk Bus Driver and Screaming Kids, Rock Climbing Close Call, LEMMY: The Movie, Busty Babes Jaime Hammer, Bobbi Billard

It's the first hump-day of 2010, everyone is back at work, and the secretary down the hall is looking quite fetching

Whatcha waiting for, dummy? she's not sitting like that because she's asking you for the time. Secretaries have needs too, dammit!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Just another day on the school bus...

Rolling backwards over mailboxes, into a ditch, with a dozen screaming kids. Yeah.

This rock climbing video will serve as incentive for all fat lazy bastards to STAY ON THE COUCH:

Falling rocks and shit. Helllls no, we won't go!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(but your breath is, so brush your teeth, yuck-mouth)

PENTHOUSE sex columnist tells you how boys and girls how to stay fit. (MuscleSorority)

Mariah Carey drunk acceptance speech.
(Drunken Stepfather)

Jessica Jaymes is Just Juicy. Her boobs are, that is. (z0d)

2010 BCS Bowl Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Heather Vandeven and the luckiest front wedgie ever (Daily Niner)

Faceplant Off Truck (Break)

Angel Cassidy! We can see up your skirt... but we think you wanted us to (FreakshowPlanet)

PWN'D support group (CollegeHumor)

Remote Controlled Cooler: When You're Too Lazy to Walk to the Fridge (The Bachelor Guy)

Stay Away From YouTube Today (Heavy)

Saruman The White Makes A Metal Concept Album (GammaSquad)

10 Fictional Sporting Events We’d Pay Good Money to Attend (FunnyCrave)

20 Stupid Star Wars Character Names (Gunaxin)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you think your grudge-holding skills could win you a Nobel Prize. If the Swedes gave those out, that is.)

We think busty blond Bobbi Billard/a> has ashy skin. She's using so much lotion:

Oh, wait...shit. We get it. She LOVES the lotion and the slippery things she can do with it...and we love her for it.

Lusty, leggy, and busty Jaime Hammer is wearing a see-through pink bikini.

Why even bother with clothing at this point? she spends enough time naked feeling herself up as it is. Just go bikini-less next time, honey.

From leggy models to LEMMY MOTÖRHEAD frontman Lemmy Kilmister is the focus of an upcoming documentary:

If you don't see this movie, you should be beaten with Lemmy's boil. It's going to debut at SXSW in Austin, Texas this March.

Wanda from FOUNDRY CAMS is welcoming in the New Year with some tunes from our buddies in DIRTFEDD.

CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH WONDERFUL WANDA

Take a break from hitting on the lonely MILF next door, and recap what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

LEMMY: The Movie - Teaser Trailer
Jaime Hammer In a See-Through Pink Bikini
Caught On Video: Mountain Hiking Close Call
Bobbi Billard Rubs Lotion All Over Her Body
Drunk School Bus Driver takes kids on a Bumpy Ride
Carol Goldnerova Bails on Her Blue Bra

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