Wednesday Links: Geeks Explaining LOST, Biden Explaining AVATAR, Deep-Throating Bananas, Pam Anderson is Old, Cameron Diaz is holding up

What is it about this show LOST we keep hearing about? Sounds kinda popular... Here's some LOST geeks from AOL TV to break it all down:

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Ladies and gentlemen, our Vice President, Joe Biden attempts to explain AVATAR:




Wouldn't it be cool if Andrea Mitchell jumped out of her seat and screamed "BULLSHITTER!"... no?

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your perpetural whining is really irritating the shit out of us, so how's about removing your larynx with a spork?)

Everyone meet Miranda. She's deep-throating two bananas, side-by-side, simultaneously::




In other words...she's a KEEPER! You have to love those girls who can deep-throat, don't you?

Pamela Anderson isn't quite the draw she used to be (WWTDD)



We prefer to remember Pamela Anderson (Lee) in her prime...gobble gobble gobble..





Cameron Diaz's Ass is Holding Up Nicely (Drunken Stepfather)



and now journey back in time with us and reflect on Cameron Diaz's Ass...cuz what else you got going on?



10 of the sexiest movie posters of all-time (Bullz-Eye)



Jamie Lynn has lucious lips...hips...and something else that rhymes with nips... (FreakshowPlanet)



Proof That It's Gone Too Far: Cats & Dogs In 3D (FilmDrunk)



Lupe Fuentes has a Loopy Name and a ... a... holy crap, look at that hiney. (z0d)



The 8 Super Bowl Party Guests You Must Avoid (Guyism)



Sarah Slides out of her Dental-Floss-Sized Bikini (Daily Niner)



Top 10: Political Famewhores (Apoliticus)



What Your Facebook Celebrity Lookalike Says About You (FunnyCrave)



The 20 Worst Boob Jobs (HEAVY)



The Best Lingerie Football Play Evah


I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

It's a classic Grammy Awards "WTF?!?!" moment as METALLICA misses out on their Grammy Award in favor of...JETHRO TULL?!?!



Nice hair on ALICE COOPER and LITA FORD, by the way.

Why is the lovely Jana Defi taking a bubble bath with her shirt on?



So she can tear it apart and yank it off! Duh.

Speaking of busty bitches, check out the 40E-sized chest on Ewa Sonnet:



yeah, you read that right. 40E. She could sell them by the pound and retire... and then pay for all the plastic surgery she'd need... *rimshot*

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Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

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Friday Links: Halloween Affair and The Dancing Bear, Screaming Neighbor Orgasm, Lots of Links, ALICE COOPER live in Vegas, New AVATAR Trailer, Lora Craft, Aneta Buena, and AJ Alexander

Boo! Instead of trick or treating, have a Halloween Humpathon with some of the costumed hotties.



Stay away from the sugary treats this year and have an affair. It's the less-caloric alternative.

And speaking of costumed creeps watch your women around The Dancing Bear...



He may LOOK cute and fuzzy, but he's packing a tasty treat for the ladies.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When you're giving your woman a screaming orgasm...




...beware of your nosey neighbor with the video camera.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(But your constant bitching, pissing, and moaning is really getting on our nerves)




Yeah, you just TRY to take an upskirt photo of Ginger Spice!(Drunken Stepfather)

Then again, there are all those sex videos Geri Haliwell made when she was younger.





Being a Trucker is NOT an excuse, fatty! (Muscle Sorority)



Heather Vandeven is showing off her dirty spot (Daily Niner)



Bullz-Eye.com TV Girlfriends: Totally Out of Our League (Bullz-Eye)



Anne Marie Rios has a really sexy hiney (z0d)



Louise Glover. We'd like to Glove her. Whatever that means. (Freakshow Planet)



30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1985 (Guyism)



Pets In Halloween Costumes (Yep Yep)



Guy Sells Haunted House on Ebay (Asylum)



Historical Figures Leave their Browsers Open (College Humor)



Even Elvis Dresses Up, Gets Laid for Halloween (Gunaxin)



Mean-Spirited Retail Condom Placement (NextRound)



I've Got Halloween Spirit - The Pumpkin Dance (Warming Glow)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your only aspiration in life is to drink yourself into a coma all weekend)

Her name is Lora Craft and she's wearing an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow polka dot bikini...



... that she wore for about three seconds.

Cute young Carlese from Sweet Apples is showing off her tattoos in her bathroom



Her face is all we can show you here. Trust us, she's worth a very close look.

Keeping with the (kinda) Halloween theme, ALICE COOPER stepped on stage at Kerri Kelly's new bar in Las Vegas:



ALICE COOPER just re-released Killers on 24K gold disk for all you die-hards.

Holy Christ on a Pony! The new trailer for James Cameron's AVATAR is online:



We're geeks. James Cameron rules.

Busty Polish Babe Aneta Buena is behind the bar...



She's serving up huge jugs of milk... Get it? Jugs? Milk... oof.

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere




CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:



Aneta Buena The Busty Bartender

ALICE COOPER: 'No More Mr Nice Guy' LIVE in Las Vegas

AJ Alexander Takes a Shower

Noisy Canadian Neighbor Having Sex

Carlese Shows Off Her Tattoos in Front of the Mirror

AVATAR - Theatrical Trailer

Lora Craft Peels Off Her Polka Dot Bikini

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