Quantas Engine Explodes, MEGADETH thrown for a loop in San Francisco, STONE SOUR release Party, New 10 YEARS video, Heather Vandeven gets naked Slowly, Jessica Sweet Has Oily Boobs

It's the middle of the week you should pick up your unemployment check and fornicate with a fellow non-worker... because what else do you have going on?

Exactly. Nothing. Losing Jobs and Nailing Friendly strangers. That's what being an adult is all about.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as horrible as the situation you're about to find yourself in, drunkard. Vaya con Dios!)

If you get a little worried when you're on a long-ass plane trip...

then this video of a Quantas 747 Engine exploding mid-air should have the brownies flowing freely from your shorts.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

because we're oh-so-goddamn proud of ourselves...

Thanks to our production genius buddy Rich DeCicco and guitar virtuoso Rob Balducci, We present to you RETOOLED - totally revamped versions of those classic FOUNDRY songs.


See? We even updated the cover art... now click it!


Demi Moore has held up well. Dayum. (Drunken Stepfather)

And Goddamn...Demi Moore has enjoyed getting naked on camera a number of times. Hats off to Demi, and all MILFs like you...

5 Ways to Ease the Pain of a Heavy Workload (The Campus Socialite)

Tiffany Ryan has obnoxiously huge boobs (Freakshow Planet)

Blast from the Past Girl Next Door: Sara (Bullz-Eye)

Ashley Jane is topless and pale skinned and...umm...what? (z0d)

5 Reasons Sports Will Suck For Our Kids (Smoking Jacket)

Hey Hey, it's Amber Haye! (Dailyniner)

‘Eastbound & Down’ Season 2 Preview (Warming Glow)

Miranda Kerr Goes Topless In 3D (The Frisky)

The 17 T-Shirts Every College Student Owns (Brobible)

50 Yahoo Answers Fails (Fork Party)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're about to wreck the ONE semi-solid relationship you still have in your life)

The other night in San Francisco, Lars Ulrich from METALLICA makes a last-minute request to MEGADETH's Dave Mustaine:

...and the band launches into a song they haven't played in years... or EVER with the current lineup. Nice, right?

Incidentally, the new MEGADETH DVD - 'Rust In Peace LIVE' is available on September 7th:

Corey Taylor and STONE SOUR had a NYC release party for their new disc 'Audio Secrecy':

And they ripped into a long-ass set, including "Say You'll Haunt Me", the first single off the new disc.

Speaking of the new album, Audio Secrecy (CD/DVD), you can order it online here (*cough* shameless plug *cough*):

Those wacky boys in 10 YEARS released a new video for "Shoot it Out":

We're detecting a tad of music-business-related angst. Just a tad.

From bands we once again segue into...BOOBIES! YAAAY!

We think Heather Vandeven could get naked faster if she only wore moo-moo's:

Are we missing the point entirely? yeah, probably.

Jessica Sweet has very oily boobs... don't worry. It's not a skin condition...she's just bein' sexified:

You can watch her whole scene in all its hardcore goodness in Big Wet Tits 3 - On Demand Now... because you're classy and you're worth it.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

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Gun-Toting Store Clerk, Stallone Gets His Ass Kicked, New American Idol Judges, Montana Fishburne Makes Smut, Bret Michaels Sings Skynyrd, Queensryche hires a chubby gal, Tyler Faith, Brandy Blair, Renna Ryann

Weekend's Here! Clothing Optional! Find a Fiesty Friend and Fling those Clothes to the side...

Guilt is for suckers. Adulterous Affairs are for Brave Citizens like yourself. Do it for your country.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)

A cell phone store clerk in Chicago shows off his King Kong-sized balls in this CCTV video:

Now who's got the gun, Beeeeeyotch? OK, that's a bit much. The dude was Pakistani. Do Pakistanis even say 'Beyotch'?

You want to feel lazy? Check out 63-year old Sylvester Stallone getting his ass kicked by Steve Austin:

Sly got his ass KICKED... and his neck BROKEN while filming a fight scene for THE EXPENDABLES.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


The new judges on 'AMERICAN IDOL' are...ZZzzzzzzzzz (WWTDD)

yeah yeah... enough already with this nonses just TAKE YER SHIRT OFF! Yeah, We know. Subtle.


Everyone say Hello to MONTANA FISHBURNE: PORN STAR! (Drunken Stepfather)

You can thank the wonderful people at VIVID Entertainment for bringing this professionally-made tape to market... Montana thinks this is her ticket to fame... err, infamy...err, whatever.

Plot of ‘Charlie St. Cloud’ Recreated With Hilarious Review Quotes (FilmDrunk)

Life Inside the Bunny House (The Smoking Jacket)

Talia Kristin has 2 first names, 2 pigtails, 2 great boobs, and 2 much clothes on. (Freakshow Planet)

Movie Review: Dinner for Schmucks (Bullz-Eye)

Top 10 White-Trash TV Show Girls (BroBible)

Kiara Diane Barely gets out of the car before she gets out of her clothes (Dailyniner)

The 10 Most Dangerous MMA Fighters (InfoGraphic) (The Cage Doctors)

The 100 Hottest Women from New Jersey (BroBible)

McKenzie Miles has her hand over her no-no spot, but she's not hiding it well (z0d)

5 Essential Summertime Drinking Apparatuses (Banned In Hollywood)

High School Cheerleader Tackles Mall Thief -- and doesn't even have to hang up her cell phone to do so (LemonDrop)


I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)

What does BRET MICHAELS have in common with a million potatoes?

Absolutely Nothing. But they were both in Idaho the other day. Bret is on tour now so get your tickets... you know, before he dies.

In an effort to broaden their demographic reach, the guys in QUEENSRYCHE have enlisted the help of a chubby dominatrix:

They're trying to lure in the chubby chasers. QUEENSRYCHE is on tour now with their 'Cabaret' show... get them tickets now, madam.

Rock bands... whoosh...transition...and BOOBS!

Busty Blond MILF Tyler Faith is tired after a long day of making sex videos:

Trust us, just suspend disbelief for a minute and watch Tyler give a lucky pink vibrator the time of its life.

Bottle-blond Brandy Blair is getting a massage by a horny male masseuse:

And apparently she found the one massage parlor on the planet where you can get molested and not file charges.

Naturally beautiful brunette Renna Ryann is picking produce topless:

Some ladies squeeze the fruit. Renna likes to rub her tits on it to make sure it's ripe.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

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Fireworks vs Scooter, New Boobs on RateMyWow, Mel Gibson Hates Oksana and Misses his Lakers, Pam Anderson's new PETA ad, Aweome EXPENDABLES Trailer, Bret Michaels vs the Out-of-Tune Guitar, Carol Goldenerova is No Mechanic, Carmella Bing is covered in Oil

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

Why sell that old scooter to a fellow Russian when you can blow it up with a big ass brick of fireworks?

Oh, who are we bullshitting? Blowing up shit with fireworks is fun everywhere.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of nicely nubbed Asian PERRY and SWEET JANE:


RateMyWOW: SWEET JANE
RateMyWOW: PERRY

The most awesomest trailer for The EXPENDABLES wasn't done by the folks at LIONSGATE. Go figger.

Sylvester Stallone Testosterone-Fests are meant to dominate the box office. Right?

Mel Gibson Hates Oksana & Misses the Lakers (WWTDD)


Pamela Anderson's Controversial New PETA ad (Drunken Stepfather)

Oh thank God for that... Pamela Anderson's homemade sex tapes were getting so boring... Wait a minute, no they weren't.

A LeBron James Haters Guide (FunnyCrave)

Buxom Brooke Lee Adams just busted out of her sweater. Who's complaining? No one. That's right. (Freakshow Planet)

The Sorcerer's Apprentice - A movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Cody Love just LOVES to get naked and play with herself. We Love Cody Love for doing that (Dailyniner)

UPROXX Summer Guide: The Hottest New Video Games (UPROXX)

Eight of the Creepiest Places to Check Into on Foursquare (Asylum)

How come WE never had teachers that look like Brooke Banner? (z0d)

The Old Spice Guy Proposes A Swan Dive Into Marriage (Campus Socialite)

How To Poop At Work, in case you didn't know (Dave and Thomas)

'Axe Cop' Coming to Print at Dark Horse Comics (Comics Alliance)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

Yes, he's our buddy. Yes, BRET MICHAELS (who has a new CD to promote) was on The View playing with a very out-of-tune Guitar:

Ten bucks says some roadie got beaten with that guitar as soon as they went to commercial.

From poorly-tuned guitars to nicely-tuned ta-ta's...

Sexy Czech Carol Goldenerova doesn't know a thing about fixing cars, but she's got a socket wrench and really big boobs:

So we're going to drop our car off and pray for the best... if Carol spends the whole time feeling herself up... we'll be OK with never driving our shitbox again.

Busty brunette Carmella Bing must be in a really tight bikini... cuz she's got to cover herself in baby oil to get out of the thing:

...or are we missing the point entirely? Watch Carmella's whole raunchy scene in Big Wet Tits 6 (which you can see on-demand) ...and decide for yourself, pal.

What do two naked hotties like Renna Ryann and Diamon James do when they're alone?

Why, they lick chocolate icing off each other ...which is, of course, how we think ALL women behave together. Because we're totally deluded.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

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Poo-eating-Gorilla, New PIRANHA 3D trailer, Johnny Depp is a Boy Scout, Boring Bra on a Sexy Actress, New LIMP BIZKIT, ALICE COOPER and MEGADETH live, Alexis Texas, Katrin & Westy

Happy Mondee, everybuddy. Here's hoping you spent the weekend fornicating with a co-worker in a motel with lots of sex toys. If you didn't, then you're missing out, dagnabbit.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like the smell you leave behind when you walk out of a room)

Going to the zoo... Going to the zoo... Gonna watch a gorilla eat his poo...


and that's it for the educational portion of today's update.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

As if the first trailer wasn't mind-numbing enough, the second trailer for PIRANHA 3D will make your skin-crawl (but in a fun way):


Jam-packed with toothy fish, idiot college kids, and Doc Brown himself, Christopher Lloyd!.

Johnny Depp is a Goody Two-Shoes (WWTDD)


think 'Showgirls' .... 'Bound'... got it yet? No? You're a dipshit. (Drunken Stepfather)

Need Help? she apparently had a boob job to make her tiny boobs...less tiny... because why be obvious when you can be...subtle

'Iron Man 2' After Credits Scene Revealed [SPOILERS] (Comics Alliance)

Diana Doll is Damn sexy in her Green thong (Freakshow Planet)

Top 5 Light Beers (Bullz-Eye)

Vanessa Wade is a well-proportioned wife (Dailyniner)

Slave Leias Make For Sexiest Geek Car Wash Ever (Asylum)

Top 10 Movies Not To See With Your Parents (The Campus Socialite)

The 6 Greatest Movie Villains We Just Forgot About (UPROXX)

Nikki Benz is Blond, Buxom, Beautiful...and she's nekkid! (z0d)

The 20 Most Boobtastic Athletes Of All Time (Bleacher Report)

Creating Your Own Cockney Slang Words (FunnyCrave)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there's no Nobel Prize for holding grudges...because you'd get it for sure!)

Finally (sarcasm intended)! Some new music from LIMP BIZKIT!:

Sounds like old LIMP BIZKIT...which is good if that's your thing.

Nice to see ALICE COOPER doing his thing on stage in Vancouver, and NOT breaking a hip:

ALICE COOPER and ROB ZOMBIE are on tour NOW! (click for tickets!)

We've said it before, but it's apparently true: MEGADETH is just as popular in Argentina as South American Hookers:

It's difficult to find something more popular than South American Hookers, wouldn't you say?

From Bands we move to booty...

Booty-tastic ALEXIS TEXAS - who has made more video than we can count is showing off her outstanding hiney on the stairs:

She's part German, and part Puerto Rican. Guess which part is Puerto Rican?

From Big Booty to Bigger Boobies...

Naturally-buxom Czech blondes Katerina Hartlova and Westy are playing a li'l game of indoor soccer:

We're much less interested in the dumb soccer game than the bisexual boob-fest that happens afterwards to be honest.

You like blondes, do ya Doc?

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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Drunk Drumming, New SPLICE Trailer, Chelsea Handler Sex Tape, Mystery Middle Aged Nippage, EXTREME's new Video, Brandy Robbins on Webcam, PLAYBOY's Julie Morse

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your ace and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

Everyone meet Julio, the drunkest drummer EVER:


He's too drunk for drums..and that, folks...is a cryin' shame.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

While we weren't initially crazy about seeing SPLICE, the latest trailer is filled with Adrien Brody's Nosey Goodness:


Why do we have to reference Adrien Brody's Schnozz every time? Because we're fucking infants. That's why.

Chelsea Handler has a Sex Tape (WWTDD)

Wait, hold on a minute...the author of MY HORIZONTAL life has a Sex Tape???. We...umm, never saw this coming.


Whose Middle-aged well-maintained nips are poking out through this shirt? (Drunken Stepfather)

So what if she has lips like a blowfish? She looks great without her clothes on... and we're pigs so that's all that matters.

PRINCE OF PERSIA Trailer Gets LEGO-ized (MovieFone)

Jessica Jaymes is Just Jumping out of her Bikini (Freakshow Planet)

Splinter Cell: Conviction - Review (Bullz-Eye)

Nikki Benz is the kind of gal you'd like to buy a...Benz...for (Dailyniner)

Broke-Ass Marilyn Monroe -- Is It Porn? (Asylum)

25 Ridiculous Product Directions Protecting People From Themselves (TheBachelorGuy)

High Speed Footage Of Sh-t Blowing Up (UPROXX)

Christine Mercedes (insert forced luxury car reference here) is mostly naked on the bed... *drool* (z0d)

is this Chubby Baby Hosting an Alien? (Video Gone Viral)

Hey Mom!! Come take a picture of me for my metalhead friends! (College Humor)

The 20 Dirtiest Muppet Photos Of All Time (Manofest)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

Our friends in EXTREME are reunited (that's not news) and they found a backyard full of people for their "King Of The Ladies" video:

The video is one of several bonuses on the band's new Take Us Alive CD/DVD, coming out in May.

from EXTREME songs to exrteme-ly large breasts...

Hooterific Brandy Robbins got a new webcam:

Apparenly, Brandy just figured out that guys like watching women strip on Webcam. We've known that for a while.

as long as we're looking at busty gals...

Buxom, curvy PLAYBOY babe Julie Morse is going to to school to be a teacher:

"but don't let her soft spoken ways fool you" is what her online bio says... Yeah, because that whole crawling-naked-on-the-table thing totally had us thrown for a loop.

You like blondes, do ya Doc?

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.