The Next Three Days Trailer, Snooki's Ass is Awful, Zakk Wylde is Sober and Playing Better, Night Ranger in Jersey, Jana Defi, Angel Kiss, Devyn Devine, Tattoos, Tequila, and Foundry Cams

Blech. Monday. Hangovers. Hotel Bills and having your wife wake up the sleeping young lady you spent the weekend with... don't worry, your wife was in on it.

Love, honor, cherish, till death... sure. Threesomes are the best part about being married. Just make sure your wife picks the girl, you know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not nearly as bad as your self-esteem. How DO you make it through the day without slitting your wrists?)

Let's see.... Russell Crowe, Elizabeth Banks, and a very Noo-Yawk-ified Liam Neeson:

It's called The Next Three Days. Anyone else smell farts?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Snooki's Ass is Awful (WWTDD)

Speaking of wanna-be famous people, let's plug the Montana Fishburne video... for the last time!

Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)


Whose boobs love attention? (Drunken Stepfather)

If you don't know her yet... you'll see her naked ass in 'Piranha 3D'... there, that was a hint, right?

Jelena Jensen couldn't wait to get inside to play with herself. What WILL the neighbors think? (Freakshow Planet)

2010 Fantasy Football Preview (Bullz-Eye)

How to make your house as dangerous as possible (The Noob Dad)

Chinese Woman Invades Pitch, Chases And Attacks Referee (DJMICK)

Amazing Karaoke Video Personal Ad (Heavy)

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game (The Campus Socialite)

Women Flash Breasts To Rob Very Happy Victim (UPROXX)

Dylan Rider is Riding the luckiest Red Couch EVER (Dailyniner)

5 Famous Guys Who Slid Way Down the Food Chain to Cheat (The Smoking Jacket)

Krystal Web is wearing gold panties and pink shoes. Thank God she doesn't keep them on for long (z0d)

Haters Gonna Hate Guy IRL (NextRound)

Mad Men: Just the Badass Parts (GammaSquad)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry the only women that you can pick up are hungover stragglers from last night's pool party)

ZAKK WYLDE minus Booze = Much more gooder guitar playing in BLACK LABEL SOCIETY:

BLACK LABEL SOCIETY is playing OZZFEST and a ton of other dates (get them tickets now, ma'am!).

You wouldn't think it, but NIGHT RANGER can still rock in America:

... or New Jersey, at least. That's kinda the armpit of America.

From Rock, we segue gently into...racks!

Czech hotness Jana Defi is getting all clean and spending a lot of time on her boobies:

DO boobs really get THAT dirty, or is ... oh, wait. We get it.

So you like big boobies, do ya, Lloyd? Check out Devyn Devine... who ain't exactly Dainty:

Some guys like barbie doll-lookin' chicks. some guys like a lot more cushion when they're pushin'.

What does Angel Kiss have in common with a 1973 Buick?

Nothing. Zip. Zero. except that neither of them fit into a tiny purple garter...and even that's a stretch.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

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Over the Top Drummer, Double Motorcycle Crash, Miley is looking Spicy, Mystery Dumper, Slash in the Netherlands, HELLYEAH's Cowboy Way, Jana Defi and Dorothy Green get topless

Happy Hump-a-Secretary Day! Now go find a secretary to, you know, hump:

This hot-ass secretary was brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with secretaries.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your breath, your bald spot, your attitude, you face...shall we continue?)

If 2 Motorcycles Crash and no one is around to hear it...

Do they make a sound?

Meet the world's most over-the-top Drummer

In what could be the world's cheesiest Cover band.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


DAMN. Hello Miley. (WWTDD)


Whose very wealthy dumpy arse is this? (Drunken Stepfather)

Best Passport Rejection Letter Ever (Nextround)

Playboy's Krista Kelly is Kinda Kute (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with Steve Austin (Bullz-Eye)

Valerie Rios and Melanie are Naked...Together...and Very Grabby (Dailyniner)

Job Searching Tips for the Class of 2010 (Gunaxin)

The 25 Funniest Fox News Screen Captures (Manofest)

A couple of Biker bitches get very friendly with a couple of sex toys (z0d)

Top Ten Rock Cities (Ask Men)

9 movie “losers” you’d definitely hang out with (Guyism)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to wear a rubber and knocked up some skank you met online)

Our dear old mop-haired, top hat-wearing friend SLASH and his solo band pulled off an amazing version of his song "Starlight" :

That's Slash and Myles Kennedy at the PinkPop Festival in the Netherlands doing tunes from Slash's solo disc

Truthfully, we weren't much into HELLYEAH, but we just saw the new video for "Cowboy Way":

Goddamn. These guys are channeling PANTERA... and it's not like THAT band is coming back anytime soon.

From Heavy Metal to Heavy Bosoms...

Sexy Czech Jana Defi and her 32G-sized boobs are rolling around on the luckiest bed EVER:

that's right. Luckiest Bed EVER. How the hell does this woman walk upright???

From Sexy Czech-ness to Hungarian Hotness, here's Dorothy Green and her outstanding Hungarian hiney getting nude outdoors:

of course, Dorothy does A LOT more than get naked.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

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Wednesday Links: Geeks Explaining LOST, Biden Explaining AVATAR, Deep-Throating Bananas, Pam Anderson is Old, Cameron Diaz is holding up

What is it about this show LOST we keep hearing about? Sounds kinda popular... Here's some LOST geeks from AOL TV to break it all down:

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Ladies and gentlemen, our Vice President, Joe Biden attempts to explain AVATAR:




Wouldn't it be cool if Andrea Mitchell jumped out of her seat and screamed "BULLSHITTER!"... no?

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your perpetural whining is really irritating the shit out of us, so how's about removing your larynx with a spork?)

Everyone meet Miranda. She's deep-throating two bananas, side-by-side, simultaneously::




In other words...she's a KEEPER! You have to love those girls who can deep-throat, don't you?

Pamela Anderson isn't quite the draw she used to be (WWTDD)



We prefer to remember Pamela Anderson (Lee) in her prime...gobble gobble gobble..





Cameron Diaz's Ass is Holding Up Nicely (Drunken Stepfather)



and now journey back in time with us and reflect on Cameron Diaz's Ass...cuz what else you got going on?



10 of the sexiest movie posters of all-time (Bullz-Eye)



Jamie Lynn has lucious lips...hips...and something else that rhymes with nips... (FreakshowPlanet)



Proof That It's Gone Too Far: Cats & Dogs In 3D (FilmDrunk)



Lupe Fuentes has a Loopy Name and a ... a... holy crap, look at that hiney. (z0d)



The 8 Super Bowl Party Guests You Must Avoid (Guyism)



Sarah Slides out of her Dental-Floss-Sized Bikini (Daily Niner)



Top 10: Political Famewhores (Apoliticus)



What Your Facebook Celebrity Lookalike Says About You (FunnyCrave)



The 20 Worst Boob Jobs (HEAVY)



The Best Lingerie Football Play Evah


I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

It's a classic Grammy Awards "WTF?!?!" moment as METALLICA misses out on their Grammy Award in favor of...JETHRO TULL?!?!



Nice hair on ALICE COOPER and LITA FORD, by the way.

Why is the lovely Jana Defi taking a bubble bath with her shirt on?



So she can tear it apart and yank it off! Duh.

Speaking of busty bitches, check out the 40E-sized chest on Ewa Sonnet:



yeah, you read that right. 40E. She could sell them by the pound and retire... and then pay for all the plastic surgery she'd need... *rimshot*

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke/b> made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



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Monday Links: Drunk Girls for Christmas, Dummy Road Rage, New ALIENS vs. PREDATOR Game trailer, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES and DANZIG live, Jana Defi, Peach, and Shyla Styles get topless

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Thursday Links: MILF Pack Affair and the Dancing Bear, Stun Gun plus Chair, ANTHRAX live in the UK, RICHIE KOTZEN live in Germany, Briana Lee in HD

Wolves travel in packs, and as luck would have it MILFs travel in packs too...so go get one.



This pack of MILFs is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with MILFs. Try your local Bennigan's...they like the drink specials.

Because if YOU don't get your MILF, The Dancing Bear will get her.



and you thought your mother was going to a PTA meeting. Yeah, sure.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Hooking a Stun Gun to your roommate's chair can be a daunting task:




But the payoff is great.

s

That's Not-So Terrible:

(But your stank-ass alcoholic breath is, so grab a mint, stinky.)



Katie Price Pumping Gas (Drunken Stepfather) - of course we enjoy her homemade sex tapes better



Isis Taylor is Totally Topless (z0d)



Guest Model: Erica Ellyson (Bullz-Eye)



Michelle Michaels and Her Massive Melons (Daily Niner)



Greatest Field Trip Ever (Unstructured)



Carmella Bing Cleans Up Nice, doesn't she? (Freakshow Planet)



Boobs: The Ultimate Motivation? (Gunaxin)



'The Matrix' Sentinel by Hot Toys (Street Level)



Dude Gets Knocked out at Cypress Hill Concert (Don Chavez)



Arkeg... The ultimate drinking game (The Bachelor Guy)



American English with Jimmy T (atom)



If Fans Picked The Criterion Collection (Screen Junkies)

I'M SORRY:

(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

What's sexier than Teen Kasia, who barely speaks English, wetting herself down in the garden?



Nothing. Polish teens who barely speak English and are willing to get naked RULE..

Briana Lee is a sexy, Italian school girl with 34DD's:



and she can't keep her hands off 'em. Not that we blame her. We wouldn't be able to either.

From Boobs, we move to bands and our friends in ANTHRAX:



The band brought back singer John Bush to perform at Sonisphere, and they may bring him back full-time.

We've also got video of RICHIE KOTZEN performing "Rust" in Germany:



His new release "Peace Sign" hits stores this falls.

Aaaaand back to boobies with our favorite sexy Czech Jana Defi and her 32G hooters:



What is it in the water what made Jana Defi get such huge boobs? Something in the water, maybe?

From Boobs to booty, we move on to ours FOUNDRY CAMS girls Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:





CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... you know, for the slowpokes in the room. US included.)

Take a breather from screwing your neighbor and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:



Electrified Chair Prank

Jana Defi Shakes Her 32G funbags

Richie Kotzen: 'Rust' LIVE in Germany

Teen Kasia Wets Herself Down in the Garden

ANTHRAX: 'Safe Home' with John Bush - LIVE at Sonisphere

Roxy Panther Pops Out of Her Pink Dress

Guitar Prodigy Sungha Jung performs 'Jump' by VAN HALEN

Briana Lee the Naughty School Girl Gets Naked

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Tuesday Links: Cheap Motel Lovin', Asians Doing Walken, New Music Reviews, Lots O' Links, Robbie Maddison has some moves, Your Mom Doesn't, Dyanna Lauren and Suzie Carina Show off Their Boobs

Hmm. Tuesday. What to do? Why not spend some time with a cute co-worker in a classy joint?

This torrid affair brought to you by the people who promote torrid affairs.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Asians doing Christopher Walken? Oh yeah.


Some Good. Some Bad. ALL Walken.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your lousy mouth could use a beatdown, so lighten up, Chester)

Lisa Rinna might have fish lips, but she's got a jacked body (Lisa Rinna's always had a nice mug though)

Billy Raise will make something in your shorts rise (glam0ur)

35lbs is Gangsta!

Becks & Posh sell you underwear: The video version

Julia Crown and her Round Boobs...in a hammock (Daily Niner)

10 Things We'd Do With All that Stimulus Money

The Bucci Twins will make you go... Umm, yeah (Bullz-Eye)

Jessica Mitchell the one-legged hottie blogger (Don Chavez)

TOP 15 MAGIC BABES FROM MOVIES & TV

Shaman: Spirits Underneath (featuring the Sklar Bros)

Results of a nationwide sexual activity and satisfaction survey (The Bachelor Guy)

A Collection of Animals Getting Drunk (AfroJacks)

NEW MUSIC REVIEWS: Thanks to our crack staff of crackpots, we have a great big pile o' opinionated niceness in the MUSIC REVIEW SECTION:

UNSUN - The End Of Life
GOTTHARD - Domino Effect
WARREL DANE - Praises to the War Machine
FLOBOTS - Fight With Tools
ELUVEITIE - Slania
CRYPTOPSY - The Unspoken King
GODHEAD - At The Edge Of The World
ARSIS - We Are The Nightmare

I'M SORRY:
(Very sorry that you have ZERO social skills and that you'll die alone and broke)

Busty blonde Dyanna Lauren did a li'l shoot for our friends at Aziani Xposed:

A gal has to change her clothes SOMEWHERE, right?

As long as the girlies are getting nekkid, Suzie Carina has something she wants to show you:

She's shy at first... but not for long.

From Boobs to bikes, check out what daredevil Robbie Maddison did with a dirt bike:

Backflip over the Thames river? No sweat, mister.

Keeping on the bike tip, you KNOW this isn't going to end well...


Don't let your mom ride a dirt bike. Even if you DO like her.

Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us some great video in their official FoundryMusic Tees. Dan, Blitz, and the guys in THE CURSED sent us "Best Of The Worst"...so we slapped 'em together:



CLICK ASHLEIGH's ASSETS AND SEE THE GIRLS GO!

when you stop salivating, take your free hand and click on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily now!

When you get done messing around with your best friend's wife stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:

Suzie Carina Topless in the Curtains
Middle Aged Woman on a Dirt Bike
Dyanna Lauren Changes Clothes In The Parking Garage
Asians Doing Christopher Walken Impressions
Leslie Leah Shower Scene in 'Time Of Fear'
Robbie Maddison Backflips over Tower Bridge

 

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