Monday Links: Pakistani Punishment, Showgirls Sequel, Kim Kardashian is Brilliant, Pam Anderson is Licking, Vince Neil is Aging, Vinnie Moore is Shred

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Corporal Punishment is alive and well in Pakistan:




This one is called the 'gum-chewing-face-slap'.

Would you believe that someone felt the need to make a sequel to SHOWGIRLS?:




as if THAT isn't bad enough, we're told the budget was in the range of $25 million. Watch it, then you tell us if you believe that.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)





Pamela Anderson is giving Hep C to some envelopes (Drunken Stepfather)



and then of course...here's Pamela and Tommy sharing some Hep C... That's Fun.





Kim Kardashian is a Brilliant Businesswoman (WWTDD)



and you know how we know?... Because she makes videos like THIS one! That's how we know.



Bullz-Eye Video Reviews (2012, Where the Wild Things Are, The Informant) (Bullz-Eye)



Penthouse Pet LINDSAY MARIE will make you melt... you know, cuz she's hot. Get it? (FreakshowPlanet)



Snakes In A Drain (Chris Illuminati)



Samantha Ryan is revealing her ripe young body (z0d)



The Hoop Doctors Podcast: Episode 001 (The Hoop Doctors)



Ariel has bright red hair on top and it doesn't match the carpeting (Dailyniner)



P90X: A review from college guys (The Campus Throne)



Nine Badass Hybrid Monsters That Deserve Their Own Syfy (UPROXX)



Banana Handling Guide Works for Penises Too (Top Cultured)



63 Jokes About My Dick (FunnyCrave)



Irina Sheik Keeps Getting Hotter (Don Chavez)






I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)

UFO guitarist and guitar shredder VINNIE MOORE was joined by OZZY OSBOBURNE guitarist Gus G. for a duet on Vinnie's "Meltdown":



That was in Greece. Where Gus is originally from. Look at us getting all geeky and shit.

our friends in ANTHRAX (with John Bush on vocals) did a handful of shows in Australia for the Soundwave Festival:



This is "Caught In A Mosh" LIVE in Sydney.

Vince Neil from MÖTLEY CRÜE has a few restaurants called 'Feelgoods':



This is Vince (with half of SLAUGHTER backing him up) playing "Don't Go Away Mad" LIVE in Las Vegas.

Busty Czech beauty Katarina Snow has a craving for sweets:



...and apparently she needs to be topless to satisfy it. Eh, who are WE to judge?

Sexy blond Carli Banks is wrapped in white cotton...



...briefly, of course. Then she gets naked and it's all fun from there on...

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Thursday Links: Snake on a Windshield, Utility Pole Fireworks, Mystery Boobs Galore, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE live in Baltimore, Jamie Bradford, Aletta Ocean

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Get this motherf***in' snake off my motherf***in' windshield!




Get it? It's a Winshield VIPER! Eh? Eh? Ecchhh.

Speeding Car + Utility Pole = Instant Fireworks Display!




OK, sure...there's that li'l issue of a seriously injured driver, but ... LOOK! SPARKLIES!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your bitching and moaning on the other hand, IS..so why not knock it off)





Well golly gee! Whose silver-wrapped boobies could THESE be? (Drunken Stepfather)



...here's a li'l hint...if you click here, you can watch her nailing her ex-husband on a boat





Whuzzis??? Anudder pair of mystery boobs? (WWTDD)



...ok, this one's not so hard...she's only on the cover of EVERY tabloid magazine...



Get Ripped, Shredded, Lean, and all that good stuff (Bullz-Eye)



Kyla Cole is showing off her no-no hole (FreakshowPlanet)



Hidden Tragedies Behind Five Classic Superheroes (Gunaxin)



Arianna Leigh has some Large Areolas (z0d)



RL Stine is getting Lazy (College Humor)



Giselle Monet sucks on the Luckiest Lollipop EVER (Dailyniner)



Murray the Nut’s Greatest Hits, Vol. 3 (FunnyCrave)



World’s First Sound System for Pets is Unleashed (The Bachelor Guy)



How-to: Throw the Ultimate College Party (The Campus Throne)



Remember this Mountain Dew commercial from 1985? (I Heart Chaos)




I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that the only way you can boost your self esteem is to embrace people who have less than you do. Impressive.)

How do them guys in KILLSWITCH ENGAGE maintain their ability to hear after a show like this?



Oh wait, EARPLUGS. Duh.

YOung Jamie Bradford from PLAYBOY's ALL Naturals loves Mexican food and exercising....



NOT at the same time though.

Hungarian hottie Aletta Ocean from Twistys shows off alotta skin in this clip...



Her broken English and surgically-enhanced boobs are what all guys dream about. We think.

Naturally large-breasted New Yorker Jennique from COSMID has 34F-sized hooters...



and THIS is what they look like falling out of her bra in slow-motion.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

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Wednesday Links: Geeks Explaining LOST, Biden Explaining AVATAR, Deep-Throating Bananas, Pam Anderson is Old, Cameron Diaz is holding up

What is it about this show LOST we keep hearing about? Sounds kinda popular... Here's some LOST geeks from AOL TV to break it all down:

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Ladies and gentlemen, our Vice President, Joe Biden attempts to explain AVATAR:




Wouldn't it be cool if Andrea Mitchell jumped out of her seat and screamed "BULLSHITTER!"... no?

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your perpetural whining is really irritating the shit out of us, so how's about removing your larynx with a spork?)

Everyone meet Miranda. She's deep-throating two bananas, side-by-side, simultaneously::




In other words...she's a KEEPER! You have to love those girls who can deep-throat, don't you?

Pamela Anderson isn't quite the draw she used to be (WWTDD)



We prefer to remember Pamela Anderson (Lee) in her prime...gobble gobble gobble..





Cameron Diaz's Ass is Holding Up Nicely (Drunken Stepfather)



and now journey back in time with us and reflect on Cameron Diaz's Ass...cuz what else you got going on?



10 of the sexiest movie posters of all-time (Bullz-Eye)



Jamie Lynn has lucious lips...hips...and something else that rhymes with nips... (FreakshowPlanet)



Proof That It's Gone Too Far: Cats & Dogs In 3D (FilmDrunk)



Lupe Fuentes has a Loopy Name and a ... a... holy crap, look at that hiney. (z0d)



The 8 Super Bowl Party Guests You Must Avoid (Guyism)



Sarah Slides out of her Dental-Floss-Sized Bikini (Daily Niner)



Top 10: Political Famewhores (Apoliticus)



What Your Facebook Celebrity Lookalike Says About You (FunnyCrave)



The 20 Worst Boob Jobs (HEAVY)



The Best Lingerie Football Play Evah


I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

It's a classic Grammy Awards "WTF?!?!" moment as METALLICA misses out on their Grammy Award in favor of...JETHRO TULL?!?!



Nice hair on ALICE COOPER and LITA FORD, by the way.

Why is the lovely Jana Defi taking a bubble bath with her shirt on?



So she can tear it apart and yank it off! Duh.

Speaking of busty bitches, check out the 40E-sized chest on Ewa Sonnet:



yeah, you read that right. 40E. She could sell them by the pound and retire... and then pay for all the plastic surgery she'd need... *rimshot*

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke/b> made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

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