Thursday Opie and Anthony links: Rob Bartlett Returns, New Jim Norton singing audio, Goodbye Cleveland and Boston, INTERNS Needed, New Videos Online

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Holy crap and happy Thursday, everyone! The week's drawing to a quick close, and we're still plugging away here. Why? Because we're shiftless shut-ins whose asses are glued to uncomfortable seats. No, not really.

This morning on the Opie and Anthony Classic example of Professionalism, we're going to be hanging out with our buddy, our pal, our man of a million (or a dozen or so) voices...Mr Rob Bartlett, who is going to be at Gotham Comedy Club this Saturday and The Brokerage on Sunday.

(and while we're on the subject of comedy, let's plug Jimmy's stuff...because you know he loves when we do)

New Jim Norton Singing Clip: Thanks to Pete from the Phliladelphia band MorningSide, we have a new version of Jim Norton's attempt at singing a VAN HALEN-esque song:



Jimmy Van Halen: "We're Back!" (version 2)

(aaaand continuing on the old meat bosoms trail, we show you THIS...)

Jim Norton is going to be in Los Angeles at the Viper Room this Fridee and Saturdee, as well as Atlantic City in January... and he's got a ton of other dates coming up as well.


GET JIM NORTON TICKETS ONLINE NOW!

(as long as we're on the subject of Mr. Norton)

Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri Make a Porno' - Video online: Thanks to NoFilterPaul, we have the two second clip of Jim Norton's role in Kevin Smith's film Zack and Miri Make a Porno...



Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri...' - Watch the clip now!

(Jim Norton's new book is also out now, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

Farewell Cleveland and Boston Radio: As you may already be aware, we're not on the FM stations in Cleveland and Boston, but have no fear, GET YOURSELF A SATELLITE RADIO! (Great Christmas gift, wink wink...) and you can listen to the Opie and Anthony Radio Show in it's full, filthy, uncensored entirety....several times daily.

(now check out this magical segue... oh man, so seamless...)

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(Speaking of FOUNDRY, let's hammer a nail through a board with our boners while watching this clip)

The lovely dark blond babe you see holding the guitar before you is Marie. Marie is 24 years old, Garman/Canadian, is sporting some amazing 32D breasts, and oh yeah... she's BISEXUAL. She's also one of the wonderful specimens you can see at FOUNDRY CAMS, and of course she's wearing her FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!) while she gives her guitar a tongue bath.





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE MARIE's TONGUE IN ACTION!




(...and once you're done watching that, you may feel the need for your own tongue bath... and boy do we know the place for you...).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

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Sure, who DOESN'T love Gummy Bears, right? If you could, just take a minute and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, because you might just love what's going on there, including:



Beautiful Jenny McClain Bedroom Striptease

Saturday Night Live: 'Jizz In My Pants' Music Video

Sandy Waltrick reading a book in Red Lace

TERMINATOR SALVATION - Trailer 2

Shawna Lenee Topless in see-through white panties

Caught On Video: Vinnie Jones Bar Brawl

POWDER BLUE Trailer - Jessica Biel Naked!

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Thursday Links: Adam Ferrara, Rob Bartlett, POvember Continues, Talk Like Tim Thursday, Edit Your Own Master Po Video, New Videos Online

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Happy ThursDEE, kids! We gots another funny funny show in store for ya, dontchaknow! We have dumped Phone Call Thursday, and started 'Talk Like Tim' Thursday, in honor of Tim at KROCK, whose obnoxious voices will ensure that 'Talk Like Tim' Thursday lasts for all of a week...maybe. Our buddies Adam Ferrara and Rob Bartlett are hanging with the show today. Adam is playing the Beacon Theater with Denis Leary & Friends (get tickets now!). Rob will be back on the air with Don Imus soon, and is also starring in CHICAGO for a little while longer, so Get your CHICAGO tickets now and see Rob Live!.

Remember, if you want to see ANY of the in-studio goodness LIVE at it happens, Turn On Your Paltalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room. Of course, if you're anything like us, you're oogling the Ladies of Paltalk, who spend most of their time in the morning TOTALLY NUDE.

EDIT YOUR OWN MASTER PO VIDEO: In honor of POvember, we have some untagged, raw video of Master Po doing his Kung-Fu thing against a white background. Feel free to grab, convert, and edit this footage to your heart's content:


Master Po: Star Wars Kid - For Editing

WIN $1000 A DAY WITH O&A: Every day, for about a month, the Opie and Anthony Show is going to give away ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to a lucky listener. Here's what you do:

1. Listen between 7am and 7:30am for the sound of the day

2. Today's sound is Jim Norton - "Shut Up!"

3. be the 10th caller to 1-866-212-OandA (between 7 and 7:30 ONLY, stupids)

4. That's it. Pretty simple. Try not to fuck it up.

If you don't get the Opie and Anthony Show on regular radio in your town, don't cry! The awesome news is that YOU CAN STILL HEAR US ON XM, UNCENSORED and UNCUT, SO GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM!

And now for something completely different...

(Check out what the lovely Alicia is wearing!)

While we're drooling over FOUNDRY CAMS chicks, check out the new video that LUX sent us:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

There's a whole bunch of beefy goodness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Bikini Girls Jumping On A Trampoline...and Breaking It

Whiny Fat Woman Gets Stuck In A Ditch

Topless 18 Year-Old Shows Off Her Perfect Ass

Baby Pirulin Pipi Commercial From The UK

Sexy Blonde Topless Photo Shoot

Luscious Lopez and Ashlynn Show Off Their Bubble Butts

Lockheed Martin P-791 'Supr Blimp'

CABRAOKE: 2 girls Singing Joan Jett

Amazing Pole Dance On Webcam

CHEATERS: UNCENSORED - Girlfriend Gets Busted Having Threesome

Young Women Sunbathing and Showing Off Their Panties

Our li'l pal JIM NORTON is all over the HBO with his Monster Rain special. If you missed it, don't panic...because it's out on DVD for you to watch over and over again:





Jim Norton: Monster Rain - ON DVD!

Speaking of Mr James Norton, check out what you can get:

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch (Unabridged) Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke....

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Monday Links: Worst of today, O&A Show Coming to Philly This Week, Live at TLA on Friday, New Videos Online

Happy MonDEE everybuddy! The Opie and Anthony Show is playing some fantastic Worst-of bits for you this morning.


WHY


SHUT UP! That's why. Just listen and enjoy it. E Rock worked hard putting together some classic bits, including some clips from the weeks following the September 11th tragedy that you'll enjoy hearing...some of you for the first time EVER. We'll see you all tomorrow... if you have the Paltalk on your computers... you know, so you can see all of us burping and farting and picking our noses live on camera.

The O&A Show heads to Philadelphia this week beginning Wednesday right after the show! We'll be broadcasting LIVE from WYSP in Philadelphia on Thursday the 13th:



CLICK HERE TO BE PART OF THE 'O&A CAFE' AT WYSP!


Second, we will be broadcasting LIVE at the TLA (4th and South Street) in Philly on Friday the 14th. Doors open at 5am. Admission is FREE, but this is a 21 and Over event. Food and beverages will be available.

The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour is ending its run in Camden, NJ on September 15th, and we're doing another round of Car Crash Comedy to pick a winner. It's going to be at the TLA in Philadelphia on the 14th, and you aspiring Philly comics can Email Sam @ Foundry Music.com with all your contact information if you want to participate.

Do you have your Tickets for the Tweeter Center Show? No??? Click Click Click, Chester... go get 'em before all the fat hillbillies get them.

If you aren't able to make it to the Traveling Virus show in Camden, you can still PRETEND you were there... with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, made from reconsituted hamburger meat (so we're told... we could be mistaken):

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!

Click the PIC! Order yours today!

Speaking of shirts...

(Check out what the lovely Sasha is wearing!)

...and as long as we're talking about the girls from FOUNDRY CAMS, check out what the lovely Brianna Frost sent us:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE BRIANNA FROST IN FISHNETS!

We added another hefty batch o' videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Aneta Buena and Her Big Polish Boobs In A Small Yellow Shirt

Sexy Butt Rubb

Doberman Enjoying The Waterslide

Chris Crocker - Obsessed Britney Spears Fan

Molly Ringwald Topless in 'Malicious'

Booty Rubbing On The bed

Selena Spice Waking Up In Sexy Lingerie

The IT Crowd - Anti-Piracy Ad

Daphne Rosen Busts out of Her Blue Bra

Kate Beckinsale Topless in 'Uncovered'

Stripper Pole Dancing Practice

Streakers Arrested During Canadian Labor Day Football Game

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WEEKEND LINKS: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW, NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW, NEW VIDEOS ONLINE, TRAVELING VIRUS AND CAR CRASH COMEDY COMING TO PHILLY!

Good afternoon, shut-ins! It's time for your weekly dose of weekend update, courtesty of The O&A Show and FoundryMusic... We'll get started by mentioning once again that if you missed any of this week's fine radio shows, you can get them online via AUDIBLE:



DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/4/07


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/5/07


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/6/07


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/7/07

New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have THREE new pairs of boobies for you to check out, as well as a new submission from one of our faithful fans!

(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):




RateMyWOW: Nikki Flame

RateMyWOW: Kelly Skyline

RateMyWOW: Sandy Sweet

Big Boobs and Pigtails!

There's some new clips in the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Aneta Buena Topless On The Balcony

Nikki Shakes Her Ass on The Bed

John Rambo - First Official Trailer
THEY LIVE - Chew Bubblegum and Kick Ass

Tay Zonday - Do The Can't Dance

Asian Bikini Model In The Shower

Japanese TV: Hurdles On A Treadmill

Internet People - Animation

Naked Lake Havasu Chicks: Holy moley...what the hell is going on in Lake Havasu in Arizona? O&A were checking out Spring Break University this morning, and oofah... orgy lake... Anyway, that's the site they were talking about, so stop Emailing.

The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour is ending its run in Camden, NJ on September 15th, and since Ed McGonigal backed out of his opening gig, we're doing another round of Car Crash Comedy to pick a winner. It's going to be at a live venue on the 14th, and you aspiring Philly comics can Email Sam @ Foundry Music.com with all your contact information if you want to participate.

Do you have your Tickets for the Tweeter Center Show? No??? Click Click Click, Chester... go get 'em before all the fat hillbillies get them.

If you aren't able to make it to the Traveling Virus show in Camden, you can still PRETEND you were there... with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, made with the finest Golden Retriever Ear Wax (so we're told... we could be mistaken):

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!

Click the PIC! Order yours today!

Speaking of shirts...

(Check out what the lovely Sasha is wearing!)

...and as long as we're talking about the girls from FOUNDRY CAMS, check out what the lovely Brianna Frost sent us:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE BRIANNA FROST IN FISHNETS!

Remember, kids...if you like what you see, you can TELL A FRIEND ONLINE! Next to every media file, headline, interview or other goodies, you will see links to sites where you can embed it... or spread it around...like fertilizer. Some of our partners include:
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Thursday Links: Rob Bartlett in studio - Turn on Those Cams! New Boobs on RateMyWOW, New Videos Online, Traveling Virus and Car Crash Comedy

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Good morning and happy perv news, fun fact, male camel toe, and phone call Thursday, folks! Our pal comedian/actor Rob Bartlett (from the Imus show) is coming in, so turn on your Paltalk and watch the master impressionist at work... or just check out all the Ladies of Paltalk showering, sleeping topless, and getting dressed (Thanks for the shower scene Redrum!)

New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have a lovely, smiley, excited pair of boobies to share with you (Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY!):



RateMyWOW: Marie McRay (happy gal, ain't she?)

We got a braaaaand spankin' new batch of videos in the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Glass Shattering With Vocal Coach Jaime Vendera

Crazed Teenage Female Fan Mauls Brad Pitt in Venice

Julieta Prandi and her Amazing Ass in her 'Hot Jeans'

Dexter Tripp Performs at The New York Renaissance Faire

The Inside Of A Working Hard Disk

Huge Boobs Burst Out of Green Sweater

Chunky Kallie Gets Naked in the Mirror

Busty Blonde Walks Around Her Room Topless

Holly Halston Shakes Her Huge Boobs

Brandy Talore Plays With Her Huge Boobs

The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour is ending its run in Camden, NJ on September 15th, and since Ed McGonigal backed out of his opening gig, we're doing another round of Car Crash Comedy to pick a winner. It's going to be at a live venue on the 14th, and you aspiring Philly comics can Email Sam @ Foundry Music.com with all your contact information if you want to participate.

Do you have your Tickets for the Tweeter Center Show? No??? Click Click Click, Chester... go get 'em before all the fat hillbillies get them.

If you weren't able to make it to the Traveling Virus show in Jersey, you can still PRETEND you were there... with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, crafted from the finest goose liver pate (so we're told... we could be mistaken):

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!

Click the PIC! Order yours today!

Speaking of shirts...

(Check out what the lovely Sasha is wearing!)

...and as long as we're talking about the girls from FOUNDRY CAMS, check out what the lovely Brianna Frost sent us:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE BRIANNA FROST IN FISHNETS!

Remember, kids...if you like what you see, you can TELL A FRIEND ONLINE! Next to every media file, headline, interview or other goodies, you will see links to sites where you can embed it... or spread it around...like fertilizer. Some of our partners include:
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