MILF looking for a friend, Drunkard gets Racial (kind of), Drifing and Crashing in Russia, Ass in Leggings, Red Band PAUL trailer, SOILWORK's new video, CINDERELLA in Sweden, Brianna Frost

Your mom is taking provocative photos of herself...again. Can't say we don't mind.

You see, your mom's been on the market for a while...looking for a 'friend with benefits'...and we don't mean health insurance.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your face. Stop breaking mirrors, assface)

Stand back, folks... this drunkard is about to get all racial!

If only he could REMEMBER what 'racial' means. Last time we checked, the word 'Kerosene' didn't fall under the guidelines of racist terminology.

Thank GOD for dashboard-mounted cameras...

Honestly, how else would we get to see horrific highway accidents up close and personal -- like this one in Russia.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your contribution to society, waste of space)


Ass in Leggings! Ass in Leggings! Ass in Leggings! Yeah. So? (Drunken Stepfather)

OK, how do we give away a hint for this one? blah blah blabbity blah... CHLOE...blabbity blah blah blah


Nessa Is Nice and Naked and Showing off her Naughty Bits (FreakShow Planet)

Car Review: 2011 Nissan Xterra (Bullz-Eye)

What kind of a name is XLCR MOON, anyway? We have no clue and we can't pronounce it (z0d)

Brigitte Anne is blonde, beautiful and showing off her Boobies. BRAVO. (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only friend you have is that bottle of Jack you cozy up to every night.)

Swedish power metal group SOILWORK is getting all mellow in their old age:

... oh wait, we were thinking of Johnny Mathis. Common mistake. SOILWORK still sounds like a fist to the face... several times.

If Tom Keifer from CINDERELLA wants to sing any higher, he's going to have to put his nuts in a vise:

We thought it was 'vice'... then we realized that he can't really put his nuts into cigarettes or alcohol... get it? Vice? Eh, we finally do.

...and we finally broke down and watched the Red Band Trailer for the movie PAUL:

NOW we understand why it's supposed to be so funny. Any movie that references "Alien Balls" this much has GOT to be funny.

From Bands and Big Ass Movies, we move along to... ok, we get it... BOOTY! *blows party horn*

What is Caroline Pierce doing in a movie called BIG WET ASSES?

Here's a hint, Chester. She's not baking banana bread.

The lovely and talented Brianna Frost, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos is lotioning up her chest:

She must have very ashy skin, because why else would a gal rub so much lotion on herself?? Oh. Ah. Wait a moment. We get it now.

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is how we say "Beat it, monkeybrain"

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Little Shark vs Large Man, SODAHEAD Chugs Coke, Jennifer Aniston Topless Again, SLAUGHTER does DIO, New DISTURBED Video, Brianna Love and the Oily Hiney, PLAYBOY's Angel Carson is a Sexy Wife

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(You know, like the way you interact with...everyone?)

A Large man takes on a Small Shark about 50 miles West of Marco Island in Florida...

Guess who won this little tug-of-War.

And switching gears radically, we shift to the infamous SODAHEAD 13...chugging Coke

He had progeria. He died. We'll miss ya, Sodahead.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Jennifer Aniston is Going Topless. Again. (WWTDD)

and we have nothing shitty to say, because Jennifer Aniston is holding up well and looks great naked


Katie Perry is Naked In Her New Video (Drunken Stepfather)

Sandy Summers Looks Awesome in ANY Season (Freakshow Planet)

'The Book Of Eli' - DVD Review (Bullz-Eye)

Golden Girls Kick Butt in 'Golden Girls' Action Movie (URLesque)

Porn Stars' Ideas for Father's Day Presents (Asylum)

PLAYBOY's Angela Taylor Can't Keep her hands off herself. We don't blame her (Dailyniner)

Our Virals, Our Selves: The Dark Side of YouTube (UPROXX)

Ashleigh Elizabeth is the most Amazing All-Natural Top Heavy Gal we've seen all day (z0d)

When Congressmen Attack (Dave and Thomas)

What Your Cell Phone Says About You (FunnyCrave)

Want to learn how to mess up the first date so she never comes back? Then check THIS out (Campus Socialite)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

The new single from DISTURBED (load up yer iPod, dum dum) is online in video form, and FULL of explosions:

And in case you didn't know, DISTURBED is going on tour this summer, so get your tickets and be a few of the Ten Thousand Fists (eh? Get the reference?)

Well hot damn...SLAUGHTER is still around (see? They're on iTunes):

They were just in Syracuse, New York...paying tribute to DIO with their version of "The Last In Line"

and from bands, we migrate over to the ol Boobies and Booty

See this Southern Belle? She's Angel Carson and she's one of PLAYBOY's Sexy Wives:

Angel has 34DDD boobs. That's One seriously lucky husband.

Ass-tastic, booty-rific Brianna Love is oiling up her hiney in preparation for a savage pounding:

and to see the attack on her hiney check out BIG WET ASSES 11 - On Demand Now!

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

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Thursday Links: Crappy Grenade Throwing, Nicole Richie is a Zombie, Kirstie Alley is *gasp* Large, SLASH plays the Blues, SIXX AM, Brianna is falling

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This soldier SUCKS at throwing grenades...




Betcha he gets picked last every time for "who wants to be in MY foxhole"...

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)





Holy Shit! Zombies! Oh..wait. It's Nicole Richie (Drunken Stepfather)



You get ONE guess...and you'll be kicking yourself if you don't get it right





OMG. What is that? (WWTDD)



like ummm... remember when she looked like THIS???



2010 Lamborghini Murciélago Rev-Air Roadster...and a hot-ass Bikini Babe (Bullz-Eye)



Jayden Cole is the naughtiest teacher you'd ever want to stay after class with (FreakshowPlanet)



Dirty Dozen: College Girls at Their Best (The Campus Throne)



Leggy Rebecca Lynn Likes to lose her Lingerie (z0d)



Detroit bans lap dances in strip clubs; let the exodus begin (Guyism)



Roxanna...you don't have to put on your pink robe... get it? Police song? Roxanne? echh (Dailyniner)



How To Keep Your Grandparents Safe Online (UPROXX)



Tim Burton Remakes "Weekend At Bernie's (Babelgum)



Self-Correcting Dominos? So Awesome. (Today's Big Thing)



Biblical Mushroom Trip (atom)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

The one and only SLASH from GNR and VELVET REVOLVER is jamming on some classic BB King in Sherman Oaks:



He's also apparently trying to quit smoking by chewing on guitar picks.

and because we fucking feel like it, here's a video by Nikki Sixx's band, SIXX AM:



"Accidents Can Happen" was the fourth single from The Heroin Diaries Soundtrack, and we thought the video was nifty. Suck it.

Sexy, slender FOUNDRY CAMS babe Brianna Frost fell off her stripper pole...AGAIN:



Yeah, that's right. this has happened before.

Busty brunette Isis Taylor from Twistys wore an itsy-bitsy, teensy-weensy, sorta-polka-dot-bikini...



.actually, it was more like a dress, and it wasn't on for very long.

This disembodied pair of boobs stuffed into a tight pink shirt belongs to a Latina named Jazmyn.



If it's any consolation, that shirt doesn't stay on very long.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Friday Links: Friday flings and Deviant things, Polish Driver vs. Snowbank, Leif Garrett is a Hooker? Sophie Monk has Camel Toe, Classic KISS Fight, B

Thank. GOD. It's Friday...Pants are officially OPTIONAL, boys and girls. Before the big game this Sunday, why not curl up with a married friend in a comfy bed?



You only live once... so live it up, bub. Check your morals at the door.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Screw your safety recalls! In Poland, they have snowbanks!




He's 21. He's Polish. He's speeding. He's Drunk... It's the winningest combination ever

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your bitching and whining is going to get you strangled, you arrogant prick)





Sophie Monk is Sporting Some Spectacular Camel Toe (Drunken Stepfather)



...and if you want to see Sophie Monk totally Nude, just click on over here.





Leif Garrett may or may not be a Prostitute (WWTDD)



Super Bowl XLIV Preview (Bullz-Eye)



Jana Jordan is Jaw-Droppingly beautiful. (FreakshowPlanet)



Jimmy Johnson named Spokesperson for ExtenZe (Don Chavez)



Gia Lashay has GINORMOUS bosoms (z0d)



Wes Anderson's SPIDER-MAN (Dave and Thomas)



Angel Kiss... you just can't miss... cuz she's got big boobies (Daily Niner)



If movie directors did the Super Bowl (With Leather)



Murray the Nut’s Greatest Hits Vol. 1 (FunnyCrave)



15 Valentines Gifts Guaranteed to Get You Dumped (Fork Party)



Ten Badly Behaved Kids (College Humor)



The Lingerie Bowl Preview (Gunaxin)



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

Paul Stanley calls "Bullshit" on a Gene Simmons groupe story in this 1993 interview with the two KISS founders:



Needless to say, Gene is NOT pleased. We're still laughing.

The trailer for the new BIOSHOCK 2 game is SO frightening...



...we soiled our shorts. Three pairs. Totally ruined.

The last reason to watch this Lindsay Marie clip is for her personality...



party because she doesn't have one. Mostly because she's got huge boobs.

Drunk women + guy with camera + nightclub = hours of fun upskirt video:



Especially when you add in a girl like Brianna Love and a LOT of Booze. You're just BEGGING for an orgy to break out.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

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Monday Links: Shauna Sand Video Update, Police Beating In San Bernadino, Left 4 Dead 2 trailer, KISS live in Birmingham, Brianna Frost, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose

Good news for all you Shauna Sand fans!

It has been revealed that Shauna has indeed signed off on the release of her Sex Tape which Vivid is releasing today.



Get The Shauna Sand Sex Tape on DVD or Blu-Ray - online now!

Spend the weekend getting drunk with sorority girls?



We salute you and your weekend filled with adultery. You are an inspiration to us all.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

A man walks in to a San Bernadino 7-11 for a Big Gulp:




...and walks out with some big lumps on his head...allegedly, of course.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(But your constant bitching, pissing, and moaning is really getting on our nerves)




Miranda Kerr's Ass in Pantyhose(Drunken Stepfather)

And of course Here's even MORE of Miranda Kerr's ass.





Adrienne is taking Asa's Rectal Temperature. We think. (Daily Niner)



Featured Model: Nina (Bullz-Eye)



Codi Carmichael has see-thru undies. Just add water. (z0d)



Super Sexy Digital Desire Babe Sandra Shine (Freakshow Planet)



Grow A Mustache, Punch Cancer in the Mouth (Asylum)



Behind the Box: Scariest Cereal Mascots Ever (Top Cultured)



Supermodels Invaded Chicago (Guyism)



Onlookers Offer Sound Advice for Marine Corps Marathoners (Hugging Harold Reynolds)



Jessica Jane Clement Gets Felt Up (Don Chavez)



11 Songs You Can't Avoid Hearing in a Bar (Guyism)



Intercourse With A Vampire, Episode 1 (atom)



Musta Been the Only Bus Seat Left (NextRound)



Slutty Halloween Girls to the Rescue (Babelgum)



Ghoulishly Green Halloween Cocktails Add to the Party Atmosphere (The Bachelor Guy)



Five Bosses You'll Have After College (College Humor)



25 Candies You Don't Want for Halloween (Manofest)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your only aspiration in life is to drink yourself into a coma all weekend)

Ass-tastic adult starlet Alexis Texas is shaking her bikini-clad booty.



It's hypnotic, isn't it?

Captivating Kristina Rose is also shaking her natural-born thickness:



but that's not all she's into, nosiree. She's a total filthbags.

From babes to bands... we take a look at KISS, who are touring now:



That's Tommy Thayer singing "Shock Me" in Birmingham. Sacrilege or progress? You decide.

From heavy metal to heavy artilery, here's the new trailer for LEFT 4 DEAD 2:



Best-looking game EVER? We think so.

The stunning Brianna Frost, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again showing off her ass...ets.



She's got some new ruby red platform heels...not that we're paying much attention to her feet.

Speaking of which, Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) brought the "Bread Balls" from his new project BOMBASTIC MEATBATS. FOUNDRY CAMS babes Kyra, Vikki and Nyli brought the sexy for our latest video:




CLICK ON KRYA'S BOOBS TO BRING THE BOMBASTIC MEATBATS!

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-working in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:



Caught On Video: Police beating in San Bernardino

Alexas Texas Shakes Her Booty in a Pink Bikini

KISS: 'Shock Me' LIVE in Birmingham with Tommy Thayer

Alanna Ackerman Oils up Her F-Cup Funbags

Warren DeMartini Records Solo for new RATT song 'Lost Weekend'

Kristina Rose Shakes her Big Wet Ass

LEFT 4 DEAD 2 - Game Trailer

Brianna Frost Shows off Her Shiny Red Shoes...and her slamming Body

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Wednesday Links: Workplace affairs and the Dancing Bear, Brazilian Tranny Beating, Aerosmith Live in Hawaii, Phoenix Marie, Jayde Nicole, and Brianna Love

In honor of hump day, why not hump youur neighbor? SO WHAT if he/she is wearing a ring?

This scantily clad woman having an after-sex smoke is brought to you by the people that encourage torrid affairs. They're a proud organization.

Speaking of torrid affairs, The Dancing Bear had your woman last night.

You can't possibly think it takes her THAT long to get gas, right?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

If you're in Brazil, be sure to keep your tranny on a leash...

you don't want him/her/it/whatever to get loose and attack the neighbors.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(However, your attitude leaves a lot to be desired, so lighten up, sour puss)

Take the weight loss challenge and get your ass in shape EARLY (Muscle Sorority)

SHAKIRA is starting to let herself go...sorta (Drunken Stepfather)

Nikki Ryan is Naked on the Kitchen Counter. Be sure to disinfect! (Daily Niner)

Featured Model: Erin (Bullz-Eye)

Sarah Ashley seems to have misplaced her lingerie (z0d)

Mandy Lynn totally naked is lookin' Dandy! (Freakshow Planet)

Unfortunately, Everybody's Got A Neighbor Like This (Top Cultured)

Profile of a Comedy Legend: The Wash Me Guy (FunnyCrave)

This is why Japan is Awesome (Dave and Thomas)

The 10 Most Ridiculous Museums (Gunaxin)

New England Patriots Cheerleaders 2009 Halloween Costumes (Don Chavez)

Adventures In Chest Hair Creativity (Yep Yep)

'Where the Wild Things Are' - A Marketing Circle Jerk (FilmDrunk)

Anvils+Black Powder=Flying Awesome (Heavy)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything other than a glorified pool boy. Enjoy the view from down there, kid)

Busty, blond, asstastic adult starlet Phoenix Marie is getting her hiney oiled up:

Not by us, unfortunately. Manuel Ferrara tags her dumper though lucky bastard.

As long as we're talking quality trim,Jayden Cole is telling her fans how 'explicit' she is:

OK, so it looks tame from the photo above, but trust us... it gets pretty F-ing filthy...quick.

Steven Tyler is back on his feet, and on stage with AEROSMITH who hit the stage for the first time since Sturgis in Hawaii:

Goooood evening, Honolulu... lu..lu...lu.

Aaand back to booty, here's Brianna Love shaking her oiled-up Booty:

That lucky gal gets a hearty but-stuffing afterwards.

The sexy, perky Aubrielle makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut with this ass-shaking masterpiece which not only shows off her firm behind, but her carefully-taped perky boobs as well. Thanks to the guys in WINGER for the song "Deal With the Devil" from their upcoming release, Karma

CLICK ON AUBRIELLE TO SEE THE FULL CLIP!

(and now to recap... for the people in the cheap seats...and that means us)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

AEROSMITH: 'Sweet Emotion' LIVE in Hawaii
Brianna Love Shakes Her Big Wet Ass
Justine Ezarik Dances In the Apple Store
Tommie Jo Peels Away Her Pink Lingerie
Brazilian Women Beat Down a Tranny
Phoenix Marie Shakes Her Big Wet Ass
CCTV: Russian Pedestrian Nearly Gets Mashed By Bus
Jayden Cole touches herself in front of her laptop camera

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