MILF looking for a friend, Drunkard gets Racial (kind of), Drifing and Crashing in Russia, Ass in Leggings, Red Band PAUL trailer, SOILWORK's new video, CINDERELLA in Sweden, Brianna Frost

Your mom is taking provocative photos of herself...again. Can't say we don't mind.

You see, your mom's been on the market for a while...looking for a 'friend with benefits'...and we don't mean health insurance.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your face. Stop breaking mirrors, assface)

Stand back, folks... this drunkard is about to get all racial!

If only he could REMEMBER what 'racial' means. Last time we checked, the word 'Kerosene' didn't fall under the guidelines of racist terminology.

Thank GOD for dashboard-mounted cameras...

Honestly, how else would we get to see horrific highway accidents up close and personal -- like this one in Russia.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your contribution to society, waste of space)


Ass in Leggings! Ass in Leggings! Ass in Leggings! Yeah. So? (Drunken Stepfather)

OK, how do we give away a hint for this one? blah blah blabbity blah... CHLOE...blabbity blah blah blah


Nessa Is Nice and Naked and Showing off her Naughty Bits (FreakShow Planet)

Car Review: 2011 Nissan Xterra (Bullz-Eye)

What kind of a name is XLCR MOON, anyway? We have no clue and we can't pronounce it (z0d)

Brigitte Anne is blonde, beautiful and showing off her Boobies. BRAVO. (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only friend you have is that bottle of Jack you cozy up to every night.)

Swedish power metal group SOILWORK is getting all mellow in their old age:

... oh wait, we were thinking of Johnny Mathis. Common mistake. SOILWORK still sounds like a fist to the face... several times.

If Tom Keifer from CINDERELLA wants to sing any higher, he's going to have to put his nuts in a vise:

We thought it was 'vice'... then we realized that he can't really put his nuts into cigarettes or alcohol... get it? Vice? Eh, we finally do.

...and we finally broke down and watched the Red Band Trailer for the movie PAUL:

NOW we understand why it's supposed to be so funny. Any movie that references "Alien Balls" this much has GOT to be funny.

From Bands and Big Ass Movies, we move along to... ok, we get it... BOOTY! *blows party horn*

What is Caroline Pierce doing in a movie called BIG WET ASSES?

Here's a hint, Chester. She's not baking banana bread.

The lovely and talented Brianna Frost, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos is lotioning up her chest:

She must have very ashy skin, because why else would a gal rub so much lotion on herself?? Oh. Ah. Wait a moment. We get it now.

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




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Thursday Links: Crappy Grenade Throwing, Nicole Richie is a Zombie, Kirstie Alley is *gasp* Large, SLASH plays the Blues, SIXX AM, Brianna is falling

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This soldier SUCKS at throwing grenades...




Betcha he gets picked last every time for "who wants to be in MY foxhole"...

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)





Holy Shit! Zombies! Oh..wait. It's Nicole Richie (Drunken Stepfather)



You get ONE guess...and you'll be kicking yourself if you don't get it right





OMG. What is that? (WWTDD)



like ummm... remember when she looked like THIS???



2010 Lamborghini Murciélago Rev-Air Roadster...and a hot-ass Bikini Babe (Bullz-Eye)



Jayden Cole is the naughtiest teacher you'd ever want to stay after class with (FreakshowPlanet)



Dirty Dozen: College Girls at Their Best (The Campus Throne)



Leggy Rebecca Lynn Likes to lose her Lingerie (z0d)



Detroit bans lap dances in strip clubs; let the exodus begin (Guyism)



Roxanna...you don't have to put on your pink robe... get it? Police song? Roxanne? echh (Dailyniner)



How To Keep Your Grandparents Safe Online (UPROXX)



Tim Burton Remakes "Weekend At Bernie's (Babelgum)



Self-Correcting Dominos? So Awesome. (Today's Big Thing)



Biblical Mushroom Trip (atom)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

The one and only SLASH from GNR and VELVET REVOLVER is jamming on some classic BB King in Sherman Oaks:



He's also apparently trying to quit smoking by chewing on guitar picks.

and because we fucking feel like it, here's a video by Nikki Sixx's band, SIXX AM:



"Accidents Can Happen" was the fourth single from The Heroin Diaries Soundtrack, and we thought the video was nifty. Suck it.

Sexy, slender FOUNDRY CAMS babe Brianna Frost fell off her stripper pole...AGAIN:



Yeah, that's right. this has happened before.

Busty brunette Isis Taylor from Twistys wore an itsy-bitsy, teensy-weensy, sorta-polka-dot-bikini...



.actually, it was more like a dress, and it wasn't on for very long.

This disembodied pair of boobs stuffed into a tight pink shirt belongs to a Latina named Jazmyn.



If it's any consolation, that shirt doesn't stay on very long.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Monday Links: Shauna Sand Video Update, Police Beating In San Bernadino, Left 4 Dead 2 trailer, KISS live in Birmingham, Brianna Frost, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose

Good news for all you Shauna Sand fans!

It has been revealed that Shauna has indeed signed off on the release of her Sex Tape which Vivid is releasing today.



Get The Shauna Sand Sex Tape on DVD or Blu-Ray - online now!

Spend the weekend getting drunk with sorority girls?



We salute you and your weekend filled with adultery. You are an inspiration to us all.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

A man walks in to a San Bernadino 7-11 for a Big Gulp:




...and walks out with some big lumps on his head...allegedly, of course.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(But your constant bitching, pissing, and moaning is really getting on our nerves)




Miranda Kerr's Ass in Pantyhose(Drunken Stepfather)

And of course Here's even MORE of Miranda Kerr's ass.





Adrienne is taking Asa's Rectal Temperature. We think. (Daily Niner)



Featured Model: Nina (Bullz-Eye)



Codi Carmichael has see-thru undies. Just add water. (z0d)



Super Sexy Digital Desire Babe Sandra Shine (Freakshow Planet)



Grow A Mustache, Punch Cancer in the Mouth (Asylum)



Behind the Box: Scariest Cereal Mascots Ever (Top Cultured)



Supermodels Invaded Chicago (Guyism)



Onlookers Offer Sound Advice for Marine Corps Marathoners (Hugging Harold Reynolds)



Jessica Jane Clement Gets Felt Up (Don Chavez)



11 Songs You Can't Avoid Hearing in a Bar (Guyism)



Intercourse With A Vampire, Episode 1 (atom)



Musta Been the Only Bus Seat Left (NextRound)



Slutty Halloween Girls to the Rescue (Babelgum)



Ghoulishly Green Halloween Cocktails Add to the Party Atmosphere (The Bachelor Guy)



Five Bosses You'll Have After College (College Humor)



25 Candies You Don't Want for Halloween (Manofest)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your only aspiration in life is to drink yourself into a coma all weekend)

Ass-tastic adult starlet Alexis Texas is shaking her bikini-clad booty.



It's hypnotic, isn't it?

Captivating Kristina Rose is also shaking her natural-born thickness:



but that's not all she's into, nosiree. She's a total filthbags.

From babes to bands... we take a look at KISS, who are touring now:



That's Tommy Thayer singing "Shock Me" in Birmingham. Sacrilege or progress? You decide.

From heavy metal to heavy artilery, here's the new trailer for LEFT 4 DEAD 2:



Best-looking game EVER? We think so.

The stunning Brianna Frost, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again showing off her ass...ets.



She's got some new ruby red platform heels...not that we're paying much attention to her feet.

Speaking of which, Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) brought the "Bread Balls" from his new project BOMBASTIC MEATBATS. FOUNDRY CAMS babes Kyra, Vikki and Nyli brought the sexy for our latest video:




CLICK ON KRYA'S BOOBS TO BRING THE BOMBASTIC MEATBATS!

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-working in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:



Caught On Video: Police beating in San Bernardino

Alexas Texas Shakes Her Booty in a Pink Bikini

KISS: 'Shock Me' LIVE in Birmingham with Tommy Thayer

Alanna Ackerman Oils up Her F-Cup Funbags

Warren DeMartini Records Solo for new RATT song 'Lost Weekend'

Kristina Rose Shakes her Big Wet Ass

LEFT 4 DEAD 2 - Game Trailer

Brianna Frost Shows off Her Shiny Red Shoes...and her slamming Body

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Friday Links: Bikini Babe Affairs and the Dancing Bear, Balloon Boy Vomits on TODAY Show, Old Men Fighting, George Lynch and Jeff Pilson do Jimi Hendrix, Brianna Frost, Playboy hotties Stephanie Emma and Rochelle Minami

Awwww yeah! It's Friday! And it's time to take advantage of that stock room full of bikini girls:

This stock room full of bikini girls were brougt to you by the people who encourage affairs with sexy young bikini girls.

Because if you don't take advantage of the situation... The Dancing Bear sure as hell WILL:

He's not subtle...He's not gentle.. He's the Dancing Bear... the girls love him.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Six year-old Falcon Heene (aka 'Balloon Boy') puked LIVE on the TODAY show:

...and the fater, Richard Heene, just keeps going with it. Way to go, pops.

What's funnier than two old men fighting at a city council meeting?

Absolutely NOTHING. That's what.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your hangover is, so how's about lightening up on the intoxication and stumble into work on time for a change?)

In College? Need Money? We have a solution...and your pants can stay on!

Jordan's boobs are still ridiculous...ly impressive, that i (Drunken Stepfather) ... of course... Jordan's Sex Tape was equally impressive

Natalia Cruz is Limber enough to lick her Own Shoes (Daily Niner)

40 Years of Monty Python Solo Projects (Bullz-Eye)

Marlie Moore is Masturbating. That is all (z0d)

Devi Emmerson is Extremely willing to get naked (Freakshow Planet)

Balloon Boy: An Immediate Retrospective (Heavy)

FunnyCrave Interviews Falcone Henne (FunnyCrave)

'Black' Belts -- SL's Guide to Brothers in Kung Fu & Karate Movies (StreetLevel)

10 High Fives or The Best Day You’ve Had All Day (Top Cultured)

CC Sabathia: Aa Keen As He Is Corpulent (With Leather)

Stumbling Drunk Guy at A Convenience Store (Film Drunk)

8 Terrible Hot Air Balloons (Guyism)

Want to Talk to Women? Use Banter (The Bachelor Guy)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your mommy hates you and you have to crawl into a bottle to numb your misery away)

We've got a couple of Sexy PLAYBOY hotties for you, starting with Stephanie Emma:

This Long Island hotness went to cosmetology school. Really reaching for the stars, apparently.

Next up is PLayboy's Fresh Face Rochelle Minami:

She's 20. She loves big guys. And she loves dirty talk. All you cursing fat guys, line up!

Aaaaand out in West Hollywood, half of DOKKEN is represented by Jeff Pilson and George Lynch:

Rawkin with (half of) DOKKEN, dood.

Petite, perky, purely beautiful Brianna Frost, who has been featured in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips is peeling off her tiny blue bikini:

...and playing around on the luckiest desk chair in the world.

Speaking of which, the petite brunette Aubrielle makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut with this ass-shaking masterpiece which not only shows off her firm behind, but her carefully-taped perky boobs as well. Thanks to the guys in WINGER for the song "Deal With the Devil" from their upcoming release, Karma

CLICK ON AUBRIELLE TO SEE THE FULL CLIP!

(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

Balloon Boy Vomits On TODAY Show
PLAYBOY's AJ Alexander in Lace Lingerie
2 Old Men Fight At City Council Meeting
Rochelle Minami Loses Her White Lace Top
GEORGE LYNCH and JEFF PILSON: Red House LIVE in West Hollywood
Brianna Frost Peels Back Her Blue Bikini
Stephanie Emma PLAYBOY Photo Shoot
Japanese People In Slow Motion

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Tuesday Links: New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Drunk Woman falls while Peeing, QUEENSRŸCHE LIVE in Romania, STEVE VAI and ANDY TIMMONS honor Michael Jackson, Busty Brianna Frost, Aria Giovanni and Ashlynn Brooke

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Friday Links: Animation Festival Tickets On Sale now!, Jim Jeffreies, Jeffrey Ross, New Bob Kelly CD, O&A Podcast, New Videos Online

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Oh Thank God It's Fridee! The Opie and Anthony Radio POgram is bringing back Jeffrey Ross today, and we once again welcome back Jim Jeffries to the daily mess, who is playing Caroline's this week in New York City. The jokes will be flying, and hopefully East Side Dave's poo will not be flying (no idea what we're talking about? Go listen to yesterday's show).

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Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: Tickets for the Opie and Anthony Animation Festival are on sale now! The O&A Animation Festival is going to be on June 5th at The Roseland Ballroom in New York City!!

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Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!

Speaking of our comedian buddies...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it hits stores on TUESDEE, April 8th
Click the pic to order it now!

...Now, umm...here's something you don't see too often...

The sexy, seductive Brianna Frost (click for her profile) did a faceplant off her in-home stripper pole:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

Put down the stack of american cheese slices and go watch the clips we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Anette Dawn Topless in a Baby Blue Track Suit

Lanny Barby In A Tiny Thong and Fishnets

Latina Bikini Babe Dancing

Hot MILFs Working Out In The Park

Busty Milena Velba Striptease

Ricki White Shows Off Her Amazing Booty

Jimi Hendrix Plays "Johnny B. Goode" At Berkeley Community Center in 1970

Miguel Stole Money From Me - By Kazz Falcon

Mikhail Youzhny Reacts Poorly to Loss

40,000 Crickets Eat a Head Of Lettuce in One Hour

Mikhail Youzhny Reacts Poorly to Loss

Police Use Taser To Subdue Boca Raton Developer in DUI Case

Gymnast Tumbles into Gymnasium Wall

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