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THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your work ethic. Calling out again, eh?)
Oh boy. It's raining Oil in Louisiana:
Cancel Christmas... they're going to be cleaning that up for a while.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
You know you have some outstanding World Cup coverage when your co-host's boob keep's falling out of her dress:
The name? Markita Fruscio. The Channel? Italy's 7 Gold. The Boobs? Enormous.
Elin Nordegren is about to make $750 Million (WWTDD)
Salma Hayek's Big Fat Mom Boobs (Drunken Stepfather)
By the way... did you know she got naked THIS much on screen? We sure as hell didn't
How to get over your fear of approaching women (The Bachelor Guy)
Zeina Heart will capture your...eh, heart. Or at least your groin area (Freakshow Planet)
A chat with Billy West - voice actor from Futurama (Bullz-Eye)
You Need a BBW Music Video (NSFW) (URLesque)
Long Man of Wilmington Receives a 20-Foot Penis Overnight (Asylum)
Jammie Lynn is Leaning against the Wall...totally bare-assed (Dailyniner)
Cashing in with Cosby, Nike does it again! (The Campus Socialite)
Audrey Bitoni just lost her Bikini (insert applause here) (z0d)
When Passengers Go Nuts -- 5 Airplane Rides Gone Bad (The Bachelor Guy)
20 People With Extremely Unfortunate Names (Manofest)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your time in the cool kids club is dwindling... tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...)
Them guys in AEROSMITH performed in Athens, Greece:
Steven Tyler and Joe Perry managed NOT to kill one another. Apparently, they CAN all just get along... well, for a few hours a night, that is./li>
The SCORPIONS are on tour for the last time EVER (get thoe tickets before you can't see them ever again), and they were on stage at Jones Beach the other night:
Balding like a Hurricane... get it? Old? Balding? Nothing? Boooooo.
from guitars to gazongas, away we go with the sweater meat...
Mary Carey must have an itchy chest:
because she can't stop rubbing her boobs. or breaking out her glass dildo, but we're not sure what that has to do with being itchy.
Petite, curvy adult starlet Claire Dames is givng a lucky lady a lap dance:
...*ahem*... did we stutter? CLICK the pic, fool.
aaaand we have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...
Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:
CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!
Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your ace and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)
Religious zealot at a secular school in Texas hits the deck during her preachy graduation speech:
...evidently God was too busy to catch her.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
The one and only Richard Dreyfuss is going back to the water to battle angry fish in PIRANHA 3-D:
...only this time, he's bringing Jerry O'Connell, Ving Rhames, Elisabeth Shue, and Doc Brown himself...Christopher Lloyd.
Jenna Jameson is Insane and Always Has Been (WWTDD)
But come ON...We're not watching Jenna for stability...we're watching her get naked and bang. As long as we're being honest.
Adrianne Curry is flashing her cans on Twitter...again (Drunken Stepfather)
Which is no biggie because we have seen Adrianne Curry's boobs a bazillion times... or maybe you haven't? Eh, click it
First Look at Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow in Exclusive 'Iron Man 2' Clip (MovieFone)
Roxanna, you don't have to put on the red Light... but taking off your dress would be nifty (Freakshow Planet)
Girl Next Door: Melissa Melendez (Bullz-Eye)
Cody Love just LOVES being naked...and there's nothing wrong with that (Dailyniner)
Iron Manly (starring Joe DeRosa) (atom)
The Seven Manliest Films From John Carpenter (Gunaxin)
The 10 Coolest Roadside Attractions in the US (Guyism)
Puma Swede is Pulling Up Her Purple Dress (z0d)
A Los Angeles Dodgers Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)
The Top 5 Hottest TV Poker Hosteses (The Bachelor Guy)
Hollywood Sign Saved by Naked Girls and Cocaine (FilmDrunk)
SEC Checks Itself In To Rehab Due To Porn Addiction (Apoliticus)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)
Danish hard rock? INDEED! PRETTY MAIDS still think it's 1989, apparently:
The band has been around for nineteen years... but they're Danish. So it's OK if you don't know who they are.
from bands to benders...
The latest trailer for M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender is filled with all kinds of CGI goodness:
...and it's filled with all kinds of bending... earth, air, fire water, all CGI and Bendy.
From airbending we move on to... bosoms!
Curvy adult starlet Claire Dames oiled up her booty for the kind folks at Big Wet Asses:
and you want the filthy? Check out the full, dirty, hardcore, oiled-up clip in BIG WET ASSES 16!
and from Bosoms, we move to MORE bosoms!
We're usually not big on redheaded girls, but Jayme Langford is the kind of gal we'd like to take out for a malted:
and then make a malted on her face because it looks like she's into that kind of thing.
Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".
Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
