Nice Lady Knock Out, Jessica Alba Upskirt, Scott Weiland Faceplant, AEROSMITH on stage NOT fighting, Breanna Meets PRETTY MAIDS, Janette takes a Bath, Sandra Shine plays with herself, Sara Jay's Boobs pop out

Hells yeah, it's the weekend! pick up some roofies, then pick up a few married ladies, and then make sure the trunk is good and empty:

See? they all look like they're enjoying it. Stop worrying and engage in some good old fashioned adultery

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not even remotely as bad as your receding hairline and breath. Here's a mint and some Rogaine)

A Nice Lady tries to break up a fight on the 6 Train:

Li'l Miss Can't-Mind-Her-Own-Business got knocked right the F--K out.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Jessica Alba Forgotted Her Underwear (WWTDD)

Wait, what? Jesica Alba's Va-jay-jay was showing??? Where were we??? Oh that's right. NOT THERE. Dammit!


Whose just-got-out-of-jail braless boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)

Oh please Oh please make that Linda Lovelace Biopic so we can see your cooch. That's all the hint you get today. No soup for YOU!

Extreme Autofest 2010 San Diego - Bikini Contest Pictures (Sub5zero)

Jenny and Charmane are the Bestest of Friends (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Jessica Marie (Bullz-Eye)

Faye and Erin are Awfully Friendly Awfully Fast (z0d)

Playboy's Elle Milano Can't Get oUt of Her Shirt and Shorts Fast Enough (Dailyniner)

Shannon James: Blonde, Bookish, Bangin’ (The Smoking Jacket)

Monumental Moments in Pranksmanship (The campus Socialite)

Who’s Dumber: Cops or Crooks? You Decide! (UPROXX)

Eyeborg Seeks Woman With Machine Gun Leg (GammaSquad)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that most of your friends' names are plastered on the front of whiskey bottles)

Our personal friend and all-around prima donna Scott Weiland from STONE TEMPLE PILOTS fell off the stage...again:

Hahahahahahahaha. That's what we have to say about THAT. Come down off your cloud, rock star. You might just see the edge of the stage next time.

Are our eyes deceiving us? or is that AEROSMITH? Performing On Stage? and NOT beating the piss out of one another?

indeed it is. now go see AEROSMITH live before Tyler and Perry kill one another.

Hard Rock isn't too far away from... hard nips!

Having huge boobs must be like christmas every day, because Janette doesn't waste any time unwrapping those giant funbags and playing with them:

How's a girl supposed to get clean when she can't stop playing with her own boobs long enough to get clean? meh. Who cares?

Hungarian hotness Sandra Shine is playing with herself on top of some VERY heavy machinery:

Doesn't she know how to read safety manuals? For crying out loud, she's wearing a hard hat and no underwear!!! Someone call OSHA!!!

Enormously well-endowed MILF Sara Jay can't wait to get out of her sweater:

Once she's out of that cumbersome sweater This busty mommy makes a lucky boy even luckier. Lucky bastard... grrr.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

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Skydiving with a Rubik's Cube, Kelly Brook at Piranha Premiere, Mystery Hiney, Joe Perry Knocks Down Steven Tyler, Dokken is Getting Old, Ashlynn Brooke, Karina Hart, and Lataya Roxx are all topless and frisky

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not nearly as bad as your self-esteem. How DO you make it through the day without slitting your wrists?)

If you're not jumping out of a plane on an inflatable raft, doing a Rubik's cube, then you're just a pussy:

Skydivers in the Czech Republic apparently have balls the size of basketballs.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kelly Brook at the Piranha 3D Premiere (WWTDD)

and WHY should you care? Because you get to see Kelly Brook's Tits and Arse in Piranha 3D. Duh.


Gee, whose surgically-augmented ass in a bikini is this? (Drunken Stepfather)

Come ON, guess, would ya? it's not like we're going to tell you she's a former Playboy Playmate who released a sex tape through Vivid. Aw shit. We did it again.

Millionaire Couple Builds Robotic Child (Noob Dad)

Monique Alexander makes slutty look not-so-slutty in this Black & White Photo Shoot (Freakshow Planet)

2010 Summer TCA Press Tour Recap (Bullz-Eye)

Evelyn Rain Wants to show you what's Under Her shorts (z0d)
Adventures In Rihanna’s On-Stage Self-Love (The Frisky)

Seven Technologies That Are Going to Kill Us All (UPROXX)

Welcome to Nassau: They have Dope Bagels and Rich Kids (New York Pudding)

15 Ways to Fight the Freshman 15 (The Campus Socialite)

The 15 Most Famous Secrets and Glitches in Videogame History (Dorkly)

Jessica Jaymes is looking all old-school pinup in this nifty photo set (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry the only women that you can pick up are hungover stragglers from last night's pool party)

In Toronto, where AEROSMITH was on tour at the Air Canada Centre, Joe Perry knocked Steven Tyler clean off the stage:

You know, in case you haven't seen them... you should go see AEROSMITH live before Perry and Tyler strangle one another.

You're not Rockin... unless you're blowing your voice out with Don Dokken! whose voice is sounding worse every day...

DOKKEN's latest album is a collection of re-recorded classics... and it's on sale now!

From classic rock, we segue into classic RACKS...

This video of the lovely Ashlynn Brooke is not exactly what we'd call 'subtle':

Any clip that starts with a camer aimed up her skirt and her butt getting oiled up is bound to end well.

This busty Slovak chick is LaTaya Roxx, and she's deluded herself into thinking she's Batman:

Since when does Batman bounce on a trampoline with his tits hanging out? once, maybe? Exactly.

Keeping with the eastern European big-boobed babes here's Karina Hart and her obnoxiously-huge boobs:

They're packed into a teeny-tiny bikini... but honestly they don't stay in there for very long. they flop out very quickly and she shows off their 34H goodness.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

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Korean Collision Caught On Camera, Ice Cream Men Brawl, Tila Tequila Topless, New DISTURBED video, AEROSMITH at Fenway Park, OZZY at OZZFEST, Kelley Scarlett and Krystal Summers show their buxom bodies

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not nearly as bad as your self-esteem. How DO you make it through the day without slitting your wrists?)

A compact car in Korea slides across the slick road and collides with an oncoming minivan:

Anyone want to guess how this turned out?

And you thought drug dealers were the only people to fight over street corners:

Mister Softy and Softy Cream Man Get into it on the streets of New York City. Now NO ONE gets ice cream! Waaaah!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Tila Tequila Was Topless When She Got Attacked (WWTDD)

Speaking of wanna-be famous people, let's plug the Montana Fishburne video... for the last time... seriously!

Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)


Oh Shit! ALIEN! Wait, no. It's Shauna Sand in a Bikini (Drunken Stepfather)

Can You believe Someone banged her on video and admitted it? Weird, right?

Whoa. Jasmin St Claire is still around? Who knew? Is that a Wig? (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Stephanie Farris (Bullz-Eye)

Sex Toy Or Dog Toy? (The Smoking Jacket)

How much is that cup of joe actually costing you (The Campus Socialite)

10 T Anchors Gone Wild (The Frisky)

The Most Bootylicious Athletes of All-Time (The Bleacher Report)

Lingerie Football League Star Goes “Full Nerd” (Gunaxin)

Liz Ashley Takes Off Her Tank Top To Expose the Tightest Body We've seen all Day (Dailyniner)

5 Things To Consider Before Beginning Your Super-Villain Career (UPROXX)

Dani Jensen Has Nice Nubs and a Nifty Little Body (z0d)

Four New Fall Shows That Will Make You Want to Kill Your TV (Asylum)

Beat The House: Prevent Your Own Wikileaks Scandal (AskMen)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry the only women that you can pick up are hungover stragglers from last night's pool party)

What is David Draiman from DISTURBED yelling about?

Oh wait, they have a new video. No need to panic. DISTURBED is on tour now (get those tickets now, Grandma!).

Steven Tyler from AEROSMITH (who are on tour now) played "Dream On" frokm the tippy-top of Fenway Park:

...and he didn't even break his hip! Aerosmith is on tour now, so go see them LIVE before Tyler and Perry kill one another.

This, folks, is OZZY OSBOURNE playing at the start of Ozzfest and he doesn't want to change the world:

He DOES, however, want to change his band members more often than he changes his socks.

From hard rock, we move gently to ... hard nipples!

Buxom British bombshell Kelley Scarlett can't keep her shirt on:

So what chance do you think a flimsy fishnet shirt has against her huge pierced boobs?

Big-breasted blond MILF Krystal Summers is a dirty dirty girl:

She pulls off her black dress, and makes a lucky employee feel even luckier.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

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Raining Oil in Louisiana, Italian Sports TV Nip Slip, Elin Nordegren is about to be very Rich, Salma Hayek's MILF Chest, AEROSMITH and SCORPIONS live, Mary Carey and Claire Dames topless

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your work ethic. Calling out again, eh?)

Oh boy. It's raining Oil in Louisiana:

Cancel Christmas... they're going to be cleaning that up for a while.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

You know you have some outstanding World Cup coverage when your co-host's boob keep's falling out of her dress:

The name? Markita Fruscio. The Channel? Italy's 7 Gold. The Boobs? Enormous.

Elin Nordegren is about to make $750 Million (WWTDD)


Salma Hayek's Big Fat Mom Boobs (Drunken Stepfather)

By the way... did you know she got naked THIS much on screen? We sure as hell didn't

How to get over your fear of approaching women (The Bachelor Guy)

Zeina Heart will capture your...eh, heart. Or at least your groin area (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with Billy West - voice actor from Futurama (Bullz-Eye)

You Need a BBW Music Video (NSFW) (URLesque)

Long Man of Wilmington Receives a 20-Foot Penis Overnight (Asylum)

Jammie Lynn is Leaning against the Wall...totally bare-assed (Dailyniner)

Cashing in with Cosby, Nike does it again! (The Campus Socialite)

Audrey Bitoni just lost her Bikini (insert applause here) (z0d)

When Passengers Go Nuts -- 5 Airplane Rides Gone Bad (The Bachelor Guy)

20 People With Extremely Unfortunate Names (Manofest)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your time in the cool kids club is dwindling... tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...)

Them guys in AEROSMITH performed in Athens, Greece:

Steven Tyler and Joe Perry managed NOT to kill one another. Apparently, they CAN all just get along... well, for a few hours a night, that is./li>

The SCORPIONS are on tour for the last time EVER (get thoe tickets before you can't see them ever again), and they were on stage at Jones Beach the other night:

Balding like a Hurricane... get it? Old? Balding? Nothing? Boooooo.

from guitars to gazongas, away we go with the sweater meat...

Mary Carey must have an itchy chest:

because she can't stop rubbing her boobs. or breaking out her glass dildo, but we're not sure what that has to do with being itchy.

Petite, curvy adult starlet Claire Dames is givng a lucky lady a lap dance:

...*ahem*... did we stutter? CLICK the pic, fool.

aaaand we have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

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Thursday Links: Bad Indian Karaoke, Beaver Pees On Correspondent, Link Love, Steven Tyler joins Joe Perry in NYC, Love Gisele, Hannnah Claydon, Erica Campbell

THAT's TERRIBLE:

His name is Dr. K Chaudhry. He's 65, and he's from New Delhi, India. He thinks he can sing Michael Jackson's "Beat It"

We think he's WRONG.

A beaver peed on Debbye Turner Bell's face this morning on the CBS Early Show

Did we stutter? Why haven't you clicked that yet? A Beaver PEED on her face! Sheesh!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your lousy mouth IS, though...so go skim a pool, orphan)

Shauna Sand In A See-Through Shirt(Drunken Stepfather)
OK, that's nice but you COULD be watching the SHAUNA SAND SEX TAPE.

Yumi Kai is more than Kinda Sexy (z0d)

Featured Model: Erin (Bullz-Eye)

Madison Scott is SO totally Naked (Daily Niner)

We want to put the Hammer...to Jamie Hammer (Freakshow Planet)

Twitter Tells Users To Go Screw Themselves (Comedy)

Behold! The ULTIMATE Star Wars Rape Van (FilmDrunk)

Andre Agassi Book Deleted Scenes: The Merkin (SportsPickle)

Pitmaster Tips For Lighting Your Grill Fire (The Bachelor Guy)

Fighting The Idiots: A Modern Warfare 2 Experiment (FunnyCrave)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything more than a balding house boy)

Busty Brunette adult starlet Erica Campbell can't go 30 seconds without touching herself.

This video is proof of that. Click it!

OK, keeping with the "boobies" theme British bombshell Hannah Claydon is getting all kinds of naked:

Don't take OUR word for it. Watch the video, fool!

From boobs to bands on the verge of breaking up, it looks like Steven Tyler isn't quite saying "adios" to AEROSMITH yet:

He was on stage with Joe Perry's band at Irving Plaza in New York City this week singing "Walk This Way".

From music to models (of the Russian variety) Ukrainian Playboy hotness Dasha Astafieva will make your head spin:

Unless you're already pointed forward, in which case you'll just stare straight and drool.

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:

We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the people with massive A.D.D. - us included)

When you finish up boinking the new office manager, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele is The One
Beaver Pees on CBS Correspondent's Face
Hannah Claydon Busts out of her Bra and Panties
STEVEN TYLER joins JOE PERRY PROJECT on stage in New York City for "Walk This Way"
Erica Campbell takes off her tight pink top
Dr K Chaudhry Sings Michael Jackson's "Beat It" poorly
Dasha Astafieva Naked Out By The Fountain

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Wednesday Links: Workplace affairs and the Dancing Bear, Brazilian Tranny Beating, Aerosmith Live in Hawaii, Phoenix Marie, Jayde Nicole, and Brianna Love

In honor of hump day, why not hump youur neighbor? SO WHAT if he/she is wearing a ring?

This scantily clad woman having an after-sex smoke is brought to you by the people that encourage torrid affairs. They're a proud organization.

Speaking of torrid affairs, The Dancing Bear had your woman last night.

You can't possibly think it takes her THAT long to get gas, right?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

If you're in Brazil, be sure to keep your tranny on a leash...

you don't want him/her/it/whatever to get loose and attack the neighbors.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(However, your attitude leaves a lot to be desired, so lighten up, sour puss)

Take the weight loss challenge and get your ass in shape EARLY (Muscle Sorority)

SHAKIRA is starting to let herself go...sorta (Drunken Stepfather)

Nikki Ryan is Naked on the Kitchen Counter. Be sure to disinfect! (Daily Niner)

Featured Model: Erin (Bullz-Eye)

Sarah Ashley seems to have misplaced her lingerie (z0d)

Mandy Lynn totally naked is lookin' Dandy! (Freakshow Planet)

Unfortunately, Everybody's Got A Neighbor Like This (Top Cultured)

Profile of a Comedy Legend: The Wash Me Guy (FunnyCrave)

This is why Japan is Awesome (Dave and Thomas)

The 10 Most Ridiculous Museums (Gunaxin)

New England Patriots Cheerleaders 2009 Halloween Costumes (Don Chavez)

Adventures In Chest Hair Creativity (Yep Yep)

'Where the Wild Things Are' - A Marketing Circle Jerk (FilmDrunk)

Anvils+Black Powder=Flying Awesome (Heavy)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything other than a glorified pool boy. Enjoy the view from down there, kid)

Busty, blond, asstastic adult starlet Phoenix Marie is getting her hiney oiled up:

Not by us, unfortunately. Manuel Ferrara tags her dumper though lucky bastard.

As long as we're talking quality trim,Jayden Cole is telling her fans how 'explicit' she is:

OK, so it looks tame from the photo above, but trust us... it gets pretty F-ing filthy...quick.

Steven Tyler is back on his feet, and on stage with AEROSMITH who hit the stage for the first time since Sturgis in Hawaii:

Goooood evening, Honolulu... lu..lu...lu.

Aaand back to booty, here's Brianna Love shaking her oiled-up Booty:

That lucky gal gets a hearty but-stuffing afterwards.

The sexy, perky Aubrielle makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut with this ass-shaking masterpiece which not only shows off her firm behind, but her carefully-taped perky boobs as well. Thanks to the guys in WINGER for the song "Deal With the Devil" from their upcoming release, Karma

CLICK ON AUBRIELLE TO SEE THE FULL CLIP!

(and now to recap... for the people in the cheap seats...and that means us)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

AEROSMITH: 'Sweet Emotion' LIVE in Hawaii
Brianna Love Shakes Her Big Wet Ass
Justine Ezarik Dances In the Apple Store
Tommie Jo Peels Away Her Pink Lingerie
Brazilian Women Beat Down a Tranny
Phoenix Marie Shakes Her Big Wet Ass
CCTV: Russian Pedestrian Nearly Gets Mashed By Bus
Jayden Cole touches herself in front of her laptop camera

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