Iraqi Soldier Loves Knives, MUSHROOMHEAD and CRASHDIET live, Lovely Latina Cleavage, Gemma Massey, Alexis Silver, and their British Boobs

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your general state of health, madam. Why not go on a diet or three before your heart explodes)

Why is this Iraqi soldier hammering knives into his skull?

He's out of spoons. Duh.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


whose outstanding Latina Cleavage is this? (Drunken Stepfather)

You might actually get this one...especially since she's been naked so many times...even when she was sporting a unibrow

Sydney Moon is mooning the camera...kinda. She's mostly diddling (Freakshow Planet)

Yoko Ono chats with Bullz-Eye.com (Bullz-Eye)

Rachel Mestonen in something resembling a bikini...only smaller (Gorillamask)

Sarah is really TAN...and NAKED...and TAN (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your heart is constantly thumping like a jackrabbit, you monstrosity)

Those masked maniacs in MUSHROOMHEAD blew the roof off Toad's Place in New Haven, Connecticut the other night:

Kind of looking like a pissed-off version of Blue Man Group.

Their new album is called Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children... makes us think of...us... *sob*

Because it's always 1987 somewhere, Swedish Glam Rockers CRASHDÏET enjoyed their time in Argentina:

Argentina must be in a time warp. Let's all take a trip down to South America!

They must be doing something right, because their latest album Generation Wild continues to sell


From heavy metal, we segue over to heavy hooters...

When busty British babe Alexis Silver isn't breast-feeding Zoo animals, she likes to wash her boobs in the tub:

of course, she's got to be clean considering the pounding she's about to get

Staying on the other side of the pond Gemma Massey is bailing on her pink lingerie:

In lieu of something more comfortable...which in this case is NOTHING at all.

Our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road gave us their song "Burn".
We had our own Nina from FOUNDRY CAMS tear up a FoundryMusic Shirt and make us a spank-tastic video:



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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Raining Oil in Louisiana, Italian Sports TV Nip Slip, Elin Nordegren is about to be very Rich, Salma Hayek's MILF Chest, AEROSMITH and SCORPIONS live, Mary Carey and Claire Dames topless

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your work ethic. Calling out again, eh?)

Oh boy. It's raining Oil in Louisiana:

Cancel Christmas... they're going to be cleaning that up for a while.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

You know you have some outstanding World Cup coverage when your co-host's boob keep's falling out of her dress:

The name? Markita Fruscio. The Channel? Italy's 7 Gold. The Boobs? Enormous.

Elin Nordegren is about to make $750 Million (WWTDD)


Salma Hayek's Big Fat Mom Boobs (Drunken Stepfather)

By the way... did you know she got naked THIS much on screen? We sure as hell didn't

How to get over your fear of approaching women (The Bachelor Guy)

Zeina Heart will capture your...eh, heart. Or at least your groin area (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with Billy West - voice actor from Futurama (Bullz-Eye)

You Need a BBW Music Video (NSFW) (URLesque)

Long Man of Wilmington Receives a 20-Foot Penis Overnight (Asylum)

Jammie Lynn is Leaning against the Wall...totally bare-assed (Dailyniner)

Cashing in with Cosby, Nike does it again! (The Campus Socialite)

Audrey Bitoni just lost her Bikini (insert applause here) (z0d)

When Passengers Go Nuts -- 5 Airplane Rides Gone Bad (The Bachelor Guy)

20 People With Extremely Unfortunate Names (Manofest)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your time in the cool kids club is dwindling... tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...)

Them guys in AEROSMITH performed in Athens, Greece:

Steven Tyler and Joe Perry managed NOT to kill one another. Apparently, they CAN all just get along... well, for a few hours a night, that is./li>

The SCORPIONS are on tour for the last time EVER (get thoe tickets before you can't see them ever again), and they were on stage at Jones Beach the other night:

Balding like a Hurricane... get it? Old? Balding? Nothing? Boooooo.

from guitars to gazongas, away we go with the sweater meat...

Mary Carey must have an itchy chest:

because she can't stop rubbing her boobs. or breaking out her glass dildo, but we're not sure what that has to do with being itchy.

Petite, curvy adult starlet Claire Dames is givng a lucky lady a lap dance:

...*ahem*... did we stutter? CLICK the pic, fool.

aaaand we have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.