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Holy Jesus H. Cornchips, Do you NEED today to be the end of the week as much as we do?
Get a hotel room with a hot tub, get a few MILFs at the local bar, and have yourself a weekend retreat. 65% of married women cheat. A few of 'em could be yours.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your work ethic. Calling out again, eh?)
This is Tennessee Congressman Steve Cohen:
He's doing the whitest white man dance EVER. Oof.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
It was only a matter of time before another FOCKERS movie was made, and that time is now. Presenting the trailer for Little Fockers:
You got your Robert Deniro. You got your Ben Stiller. You got your Little Fockers.
Adrianne Curry is Naked on Twitter...again (WWTDD)
Internet geeks rejoice, because Adrianne Curry loves being NAKED
Oh Shit! Werewolf! Wait, no... it's just Snooki (Drunken Stepfather)
you know her... she's on JERSEY SHORE ... Werewolf!
7 Drugs That You Can Legally Grow Right In Your Home (The Bachelor Guy)
Sunny Leone and her Hiney will brighten up your rainy day (Freakshow Planet)
Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)
Americans React to Game-Winning Goal - World Cup Fever Continues (Video) (URLesque)
Body Secrets - by Joe DeRosa (atom)
Paige Lowry Peels off her clothes in this outstanding Pitctorial (Dailyniner)
13 Pictures of Girls Drinking Beer (Fork Party)
Kagney Linn Karter is Kinda Kinky in her tiny Blue outfit (z0d)
World's Hottest Secretary Will Show You Around 'Mad Men' Set (Asylum)
Cats! In! Space! A Mostly Fictional History of Interstellar Felines (UPROXX)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your time in the cool kids club is dwindling... tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...)
Our pals in CINDERELLA are on tour now (click for tickets) and this is a clip of them at Jones Beach:
How does Tom Keifer consistently manage to sing like he's got his nuts in a vice? We may never know.
Serj Tankian from SYSTEM OF A DOWN (click for iTunes link) has a new song, and *gasp*... it's politically-charged:
ooh. Pretty colors.
From political warbling to pulling down pants...here come the ladies!
Busty adult starlet Kerry Louise is having a hard time staying in her Bikini:
She's also having a hard time keeping her makeup on...cuz she's getting knocked around, but that's not something we're about to judge her for.
Sexy, petite New York hottie Ivy Black is writing around on what could be the luckiest couch EVER:
leg Warmers? Do people still wear those? Apparently so.
aaaand we have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...
Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:
CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!
Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts
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THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your ace and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)
Religious zealot at a secular school in Texas hits the deck during her preachy graduation speech:
...evidently God was too busy to catch her.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
The one and only Richard Dreyfuss is going back to the water to battle angry fish in PIRANHA 3-D:
...only this time, he's bringing Jerry O'Connell, Ving Rhames, Elisabeth Shue, and Doc Brown himself...Christopher Lloyd.
Jenna Jameson is Insane and Always Has Been (WWTDD)
But come ON...We're not watching Jenna for stability...we're watching her get naked and bang. As long as we're being honest.
Adrianne Curry is flashing her cans on Twitter...again (Drunken Stepfather)
Which is no biggie because we have seen Adrianne Curry's boobs a bazillion times... or maybe you haven't? Eh, click it
First Look at Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow in Exclusive 'Iron Man 2' Clip (MovieFone)
Roxanna, you don't have to put on the red Light... but taking off your dress would be nifty (Freakshow Planet)
Girl Next Door: Melissa Melendez (Bullz-Eye)
Cody Love just LOVES being naked...and there's nothing wrong with that (Dailyniner)
Iron Manly (starring Joe DeRosa) (atom)
The Seven Manliest Films From John Carpenter (Gunaxin)
The 10 Coolest Roadside Attractions in the US (Guyism)
Puma Swede is Pulling Up Her Purple Dress (z0d)
A Los Angeles Dodgers Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)
The Top 5 Hottest TV Poker Hosteses (The Bachelor Guy)
Hollywood Sign Saved by Naked Girls and Cocaine (FilmDrunk)
SEC Checks Itself In To Rehab Due To Porn Addiction (Apoliticus)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)
Danish hard rock? INDEED! PRETTY MAIDS still think it's 1989, apparently:
The band has been around for nineteen years... but they're Danish. So it's OK if you don't know who they are.
from bands to benders...
The latest trailer for M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender is filled with all kinds of CGI goodness:
...and it's filled with all kinds of bending... earth, air, fire water, all CGI and Bendy.
From airbending we move on to... bosoms!
Curvy adult starlet Claire Dames oiled up her booty for the kind folks at Big Wet Asses:
and you want the filthy? Check out the full, dirty, hardcore, oiled-up clip in BIG WET ASSES 16!
and from Bosoms, we move to MORE bosoms!
We're usually not big on redheaded girls, but Jayme Langford is the kind of gal we'd like to take out for a malted:
and then make a malted on her face because it looks like she's into that kind of thing.
Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".
Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
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Oh no they didn't... Wait, yes they did... make an Adult Parody of Happy Days
Yup. and we reviewed it. What's worse is...there's a bunch of these.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)
Introducing...the Unintentional Rube Goldberg Water Cooler Disaster...
...it's like dominos, only with a lot of office supplies and a MUCH bigger mess to clean up
A large camper + Tiny Alley + Englishman with a tiny brain = BIG mess.
...well, ok... either he had a puny brain or he was VERY optimistic.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Jenny McCarthy Is Single (WWTDD)
JESUS... Jim Carey said 'good-bye' to THIS? No way. We don't believe it.
Adrianne Curry is Posting Pics of her Ass On Twitter again (Drunken Stepfather)
Let's take a moment and reflect on all the times Adrianne Curry has shown off her naked body, shall we?
DVD Commentary: The Movie (College Humor)
Shira Jones is Just the Blond for the Job. ANY job (Freakshow Planet)
Sexual Rx: The Research (Bullz-Eye)
Shay Laren Is Just Shy of Perfection (Dailyniner)
The Poser's Guide to Music (The Bachelor Guy)
A New York Yankees Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)
Most Valuable Primate: The Robert Vince Untrue Hollywood Story (UPROXX)
Roxanna Milan is Massaging Her Chest Just Perfectly (z0d)
The HEAVY guide to Pixar Rip-Offs (HEAVY)
MMA Is Not Gay (EGO TV)
Real-Life Weekend at Bernie's attempted in England (FilmDrunk)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)
Thank you Germany for Kooky mustaches, good beer, bratwurst, SCORPIONS, and power metal band AVANTASIA:
Who, coincidentally, imported Klaus Meine from the SCORPIONS to sing on "Dying for an Angel".
From German bands to Giant racks...
Ukrainian-born, St Louis-raised PLAYBOY Girl Victoria Ivanova can't keep her shirt on:
or her bikini, for that matter.
yay. more boobies
There's something a little 'off' about Kayden Kross and that nurse's outfit:
Those garters aren't regulation! See? We knew something wasn't legit.
Busty brunette PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Amanda Hanshaw is looking all kinds of 80's in this photo shoot:
But her boobs are looking anything but... you know, cuz of all the silicone. Wa-hoo.
Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":
Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
How did YOU spend your weekend? did it look anything like this?
If not, then time's a'wastig! Adultery is good old-fashioned adult fun. You're a grown-up. Go enjoy yourself.THAT's TERRIBLE:(So is your smile. Keep your mouth shut, or risk having all of your teeth chisled out)What the fuck are the cars in Korea being made out of?
That van barely got clipped, and over it went!THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Adrianne Curry posted this picture of her Bare Ass On Twitter (Drunken Stepfather)...and if that's too subtle for you Adrianne Curry certainly isn't shy about being Naked.
Kate Winslet is Single! (WWTDD)Holy Hot Shit! Kate Winslet is NAKED!South by Southwest - SXSW 2010 - Blog and movie reviews (Bullz-Eye)Codi Carmichael is kinda cute...and VERY naked... outdoors, even (FreakshowPlanet)The new PREDATORS movie looks pretty cool (Dave and Thomas)Kayden Kross Kan't Keep Her Klothes On (z0d)The Corned Beef and Cabbage Cocktail. You know, for St. Patty's Day (The Bachelor Guy)Gemma Massey and her huge British Boobs on a Sprial Staircase (Dailyniner)Play Video Games. win Hamburgers (Heavy)The Biggest Rivalry in College Basketball -- Definitively Proven by Math (Asylum)The 5 Best Zombie Movies Never Made (FunnyCrave)Evan and Gareth: Tie (atom)Being a Playboy Campus Rep Looks Fun (The Campus Throne)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that your breath stinks like booze, and your hair smells like old man breath. Repress much?)Oh Boy. Someone threw a bottle on stage and Axl Rose threatened to cancel GUNS N' ROSES show in São Paulo, Brazil:
Same shit. Different decade... right, Axl?It's a pint-sized PANTERA tribute with a group of teenagers in Lexington, Kentucky:
OK, who wants to take bets on which one will be the first tragedy? Too morbid? Eh, maybe.From heavy metal to heaving hooters...Even if you haven't heard of Trina Iglesias, you've probably SEEN her on the cover of EVERY mens' magazine EVER:
If you keep looking, you'll see hundreds of totally nude videos of Trina as well.What's better than a young firm pair of bosoms? Oh, hows about FOUR PAIRS OF BOSOMS?
Who gives a shit if they can't wash a car? These girls look GREAT naked.To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:
Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
