Raining Oil in Louisiana, Italian Sports TV Nip Slip, Elin Nordegren is about to be very Rich, Salma Hayek's MILF Chest, AEROSMITH and SCORPIONS live, Mary Carey and Claire Dames topless

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your work ethic. Calling out again, eh?)

Oh boy. It's raining Oil in Louisiana:

Cancel Christmas... they're going to be cleaning that up for a while.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

You know you have some outstanding World Cup coverage when your co-host's boob keep's falling out of her dress:

The name? Markita Fruscio. The Channel? Italy's 7 Gold. The Boobs? Enormous.

Elin Nordegren is about to make $750 Million (WWTDD)


Salma Hayek's Big Fat Mom Boobs (Drunken Stepfather)

By the way... did you know she got naked THIS much on screen? We sure as hell didn't

How to get over your fear of approaching women (The Bachelor Guy)

Zeina Heart will capture your...eh, heart. Or at least your groin area (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with Billy West - voice actor from Futurama (Bullz-Eye)

You Need a BBW Music Video (NSFW) (URLesque)

Long Man of Wilmington Receives a 20-Foot Penis Overnight (Asylum)

Jammie Lynn is Leaning against the Wall...totally bare-assed (Dailyniner)

Cashing in with Cosby, Nike does it again! (The Campus Socialite)

Audrey Bitoni just lost her Bikini (insert applause here) (z0d)

When Passengers Go Nuts -- 5 Airplane Rides Gone Bad (The Bachelor Guy)

20 People With Extremely Unfortunate Names (Manofest)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your time in the cool kids club is dwindling... tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...)

Them guys in AEROSMITH performed in Athens, Greece:

Steven Tyler and Joe Perry managed NOT to kill one another. Apparently, they CAN all just get along... well, for a few hours a night, that is./li>

The SCORPIONS are on tour for the last time EVER (get thoe tickets before you can't see them ever again), and they were on stage at Jones Beach the other night:

Balding like a Hurricane... get it? Old? Balding? Nothing? Boooooo.

from guitars to gazongas, away we go with the sweater meat...

Mary Carey must have an itchy chest:

because she can't stop rubbing her boobs. or breaking out her glass dildo, but we're not sure what that has to do with being itchy.

Petite, curvy adult starlet Claire Dames is givng a lucky lady a lap dance:

...*ahem*... did we stutter? CLICK the pic, fool.

aaaand we have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

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