CRASHDIET singer gets his nuts drilled on stage, Acoustic Judas Priest, 5 Guitar Dimebag Tribute, GNR in UAE, Alexis Capri and her tattoos, Tori Black and Her Bikini, Sofia Saint and her closet

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like that huge thing you've been dragging behind you for the past several years... oh, that's your ass.)

Bat-head-biting is for pussies, maaan. Simon Cruz, singer for CRASHDIET gets his nuts drilled on stage, maaaaaaaan!

Of COURSE it's real... maybe he just heals fast, cuz that shit could really happen, right?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Whose ass is this looking ridiculous? (Drunken Stepfather)

it's one that should continue making adult videos with creepy boyfriends... cuz that's what she's good at.

Win Every issue of PLAYBOY on an External Hard drive (The Smoking Jacket)

Nikki Nova has really nice nips... and a badass back tattoo (FreakShow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Mia Vincent Gallery (Bullz-Eye)

The Top 10 High-Performance Vehicles for Holiday Road Tripping (Sub5Zero)

Kathleen & Rachel are two VERY Friendly PLAYBOY girls (z0d)

Kate Hughes must have some very lucky neighbors, cuz see...she's getting naked by her windows. (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you've conditioned yourself to believe you're still human. Whoopsie.)

You haven't experienced JUDAS PRIEST music...

Until you've experienced it LIVE, Acoustic, in a small pub in Akron, Ohio. ...Wait, what?

You know where you are?!?!?! You in the Middle East, baby!!! You gonna sweat.

That's AXL ROSE, and behind him is the current version of GUNS N' ROSES playing to 21,000 people in Abu Dhabi...

The DIMEBAG BEYOND FOREVER tour took place again this year with a glut of Finnish guitarists:

Are you Finnish? Naw, I'm just getting warmed up! *rimshot*

Of COURSE we have links to girlie clips. Why WOULDN'T we? Exactly.

This seductive young lady is Tori Black... and her bikini is way small

It doesn't stay on for long, though... she gets rid of it quick in the lates edition of "Lord Of Asses" ... Thank you, Tom Byron.

When adult starlet Capri Anderson isn't hanging out at Charlie Sheen's House...

She's showing off her boobs and tattoos on some horrific online destination, no doubt.

This is Sofia Saint Cleaning out her closet and she must have gotten quite a workout...

Because before long she's totally naked, so she must sweat easily.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

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Wednesday Links: Mid-week affairs and the Dancing Bear, Reporter Goes Swimming, DOKKEN vs. CHICKEN, Lots of Link Love, Penelope Cruz, Christine Mendoza, and Priscilla Sol get Naked

It's hump day, folks... time to guess which of your co-workers is fooling around with each other

These eavesdropping office mates are brought to you by the people who encourage adultery with co-workers. And you thought Greenpeace did good work.

And if the secretaries aren't giving it up in the coat room, then you bet your ass they're hanging with the Dancing Bear...

That silly bear will violate your office manager... so you don't have to.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Reporter David Cuellar-Montero is reporting on massive rain storms in Mexico, but he's not looking where he's going:

into the drink you go, señor!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your ass-awful attitude IS, so why not cheer up, Chesterfield)

Lindsay Lohan Looks Hot when she goes Shopping (Drunken Stepfather) ..and Lindsay Lohan looks sexy when she's naked, too.

Renee Perez and the Luckiest Li'l Butt Plug Ever (z0d)

Bullz-Eye.com's 2009 Fall TV Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Heather Jo Hughes has really big ...Charisma. And boobies. (Daily Niner)

Toronto Department of Zombie Disposal Truck (Dave & Thomas)

Enemy of Bel Air: Best Review of 'Enenmy of the State' EVER (TastyBooze)

TruTV’s Rehab: Party At The Hard Rock = All The Fun, None Of The Hangover (Banned In Hollywood)

India gave us food that makes your ass explode...and the lovely Priya Anjali Rai (Freakshow Planet)

Kibitzing around the cooler: discussing the office prank with the chaps from College Humor (The Minimum Rage)

Lara Afonso is one hot sports reporter (Yard Barker)

FSU Cowgirl Becky's boob...almost (Don Chavez)

Open Letter To The Angry Mob (Apoloticus)

Megan Abrigo of Face the Ace (Gunaxin)

The Shaman at Burning Man part 1 (atom)

US Open's IT GIRL was booted from her NYC Hotel (With Leather)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you cry your lonely ass to sleep every night because you suck at life)

The lovely latina penélope cruz is taking her clothes off again:

If you can watch Spanish films, you'll want to check out Broken Embraces (Spanish title - Los Abrazos rotos).

Speaking of latinas, here's Priscilla Sol, taking her clothes off for the fine folks at Virtuagirl HD:

Who doesn't love Hot Women stripping on their desktop?

From Boobs, we move to bands, and DOKKEN who are in the BEST COMMERCIAL EVER:

Protect your Chicken from DOKKEN, indeed!

Aaaaand we move BACK to boobs with Christine Mendoza, who can't keep her clothes on whenever she's near a camera:

If we lived with Christine, we'd put cameras EVERYWHERE.

Now let's drool all over our FOUNDRY CAMS girls Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grind their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with the attention spans of flies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Christine Mendoza peels off her Pink Bikini
DOKKEN vs CHICKEN in Norton Internet Security Commercial
Crissy Moran Pulls Down Her Blue Panties
International Space Station Records Sarychev Volcano Eruption
Penélope Cruz Naked in 'Broken Embraces'
Mexican Reporter Goes For A Swim
Brazilian Beauty Priscilla Sol Cuts Away Her Camoflage Dress

 

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