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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Wednesday Links: Your Hot Ass Secretary, Bashed up Monitor, Loaded with Links, ALICE IN CHAINS live, Teen Kasia, Paris, and Marketa self love

  • Hot-ass secretaries were meant to be fooled around with:

    This hot-ass secretary was brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with secretaries.


  • THAT's TERRIBLE:

  • You know, Dance Dance Revolution is frustrating:

    But it's not worth smashing your computer over. Or IS it?


  • That's Not-So Terrible:
    (But your issue with authority is, so why not learn to adapt, Chester.)

    Katy Perry's sense of humor sucks worse than her spelling (Drunken Stepfather)

    Zdenka Podkapova is so...very...topless (z0d)

    Guest Model: Valentina Vaughn (Bullz-Eye)

    Extravagant And Unusual Requests By Hotel Guests (DJMICK)

    Madison Scott has a Fountain shooting up her butt crack (Daily Niner)

    15 Awful Car Tattoos

    Laughter Yoga - Laugh yourself Healthy (URLEsque)

    Kayaker Plunges 186 Feet in World Record Stunt (Asylum)

    7 Music Video Games That Need to be Made Right Now (I Heart Chaos)

    Drunk Celebrities - A Gallery (Banned In Hollywood)

    Maine Codfish Race Erupts Into Brawl (Don Chavez)



  • I'M SORRY:
    (So sorry that your piss-poor attitude is going to prevent you from meeting any women...especially cute ones)

  • Everyone say hello to Teen Kasia the stripping nurse:

    As you might imagine, Teen Kasia is a teen. She is NOT, however, a nurse. The shoes are a dead giveaway.

  • The lovely Paris is playing with an ice cube:

    That, friends... is the luckiest...ice...cube...EVER.

  • And this, folks, is Marketa Belonoha:

    She's Czech. She's naked. She's rubbing herself with lotion. That is ALL the information you need.

  • From boobs, we move to bands, with NEW music from ALICE IN CHAINS:

    That's "A Looking In View" LIVE in Detroit. Beeeyotch.


  • (Once again, let's check in with our ass-tastic cam girls and check out what their shaking ass to)

  • What do you get when you mix ten girls from FOUNDRY CAMS and music from glam-metal parody band STEEL PANTHER?


    You get THIS video, dammit.
    CLICK CAMERON AND GIANNA's HINEYS AND CHECK OUT THE CLIP!

  • Take a break from messing around with your sister-in-law and stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:

    Angry DDR Gamer Smashes Monitor
    Marketa Belonoha Bathroom Rub Down
    ALICE IN CHAINS: 'A Looking In View' LIVE in Detroit
    Teen Kasia The Stripping Nurse
    Mattress Dominoes World Record Attempt
    Paris Plays With a Very Lucky Ice Cube
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    Tuesday, July 28, 2009

    Tuesday Links: Damn The Dancing Bear, Clumsy Pageant Host, Lots Of Links, KISS Unmasked, Machine Head Unconscious, Jenny Poussin, Sara Stone, and Alex

  • Your girl went to a bachelorette party and came home drunk, sticky, and (maybe) knocked up:

    Damn you Dancing Bear!

  • Don't get mad at her, just have an affair with a hot-ass MILF...

    Divorced women and cougars make the best hook-up partners, don't they.


  • THAT's TERRIBLE:

  • Czech actor Jan Kraus had a whoopsie at the Miss Slovakia 2009 pageant:

    That would be the END of the stage you fell through, Jan...


  • That's Not-So Terrible:
    (But your issue with authority is, so why not learn to adapt, Chester.)

    Tara Reid in a Yellow Bikini (We still liked her better when she was getting naked all the time.)

    Nika Noir is Naughty In Lace (z0d)

    (500) Days of Summer - Review (Bullz-Eye)

    The Cleveland Cavaliers dance team held auditions (Epic Carnival)

    Sasha Grey and the luckiest vibrator EVER (Daily Niner)

    Peter Pan Got Married (URLesque)

    Legend Of Neil - Season 2 (atom)

    8 Videos Of Idiots Being Owned By Ladders (BigStupidIdiot)

    Sea Lion Dies of Sex Exhaustion ... or Does He? (LemonDrop)



  • I'M SORRY:
    (So sorry that your piss-poor attitude is going to prevent you from meeting any women...especially cute ones)

  • Large-breasted adult starlet Sara Stone isn't afraid to eat a turkey sandwich on camera:

    She also isn't afraid to take one up the keyster. Atta Girl, Sara!

  • Check out fitness Model Jenny Poussin:

    That is one VERY VERY lucky exercise ball.

  • From babes, we move on to blockbusters...or games based on blockbusters:

    Listen. IRON MAN is real. Period. End of Discussion.

  • And from Blockbuster games to Bands, we check out Gene, Eric, Tommy, and NOT Paul from KISS:

    Unmasked for the first time since 1995.

  • Phil Demmel from MACHINE HEAD passed out on stage in Finland:

    ..and it's not the first time this has happened, either.


  • (Once again, let's check in with our ass-tastic cam girls and check out what their shaking ass to)

  • What do you get when you mix ten girls from FOUNDRY CAMS and music from glam-metal parody band STEEL PANTHER?


    You get THIS video, dammit.
    CLICK CAMERON AND GIANNA's HINEYS AND CHECK OUT THE CLIP!

  • Take a break from messing around with your sister-in-law and stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:

    IRON MAN 2 - Game Trailer
    Alexis Strips out of Her Stockings and Lingerie
    KISS: 'Deuce' LIVE and Unmasked at Comic Con
    Sara Stone Eats a Sandwich and Shows off Her Boobs
    Jan Kraus Falls Through Stage at The Miss Slovakia 2009 Pageant
    Cleo Banks Sexy Striptease
    MACHINE HEAD Guitarist Passes Out in Finland
    Jenny Poussin and The Exercise Ball
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    Monday, July 27, 2009

    Monday Links: Live Bait Machine, Uppity Convict Gets Tased, Lots Of Links, TRON Legacy and SAW 6 Trailers, Veronika Simon and Angela McLin Get Naked

  • You never know what you're going to find when you spend the weekend in Northeast PA:

    Ladies and Gentlemen, the Live Bait Vending Machine, outside of a convenience store. Of course, we posted it to Zannel

  • If this is what the room looked like BEFORE you spent the weekend hammering away at your married co-worker...

    Then give yourself a few hundred pats on the back. Just make sure you cleaned the handprints off the mirror. No evidence, remember?


  • THAT's TERRIBLE:

  • Mommy, why did the nice man in the orange jumpsuit get tased?

    Because, sweety. He was uppity. Well, that and he was a shackled convict running after a lawyer in a courtroom.


  • That's Not-So Terrible:
    (But your issue with authority is, so why not learn to adapt, Chester.)

    Tara Reid loves (pointing at) booze ('Memba when Tara Reid was getting naked all the time? We do.)

    Diana Doll is Damn Sexy in Fishnets (z0d)

    Create and Send your own insult E-card! (Bullz-Eye)

    Camel vs Car! (DJMICK)

    Cassia Riley Can't Keep Her Clothes On (Daily Niner)

    8 Bit Thuggin' (I Heart Chaos)

    Fictional TV Bars Where We Most want to Grab a Beer

    Snut Before The Internet

    10 Surefire Ways to Predict the Winner of a Boxing Match or Bar Fight (The Bachelor Guy)

    Best of Yahoo Answers: Ass Babies (Whip It Out Comedy)

    Screenshots of the other videos in Goblazers1 Daily Motion account (Don Chavez)



  • I'M SORRY:
    (So sorry that your piss-poor attitude is going to prevent you from meeting any women...especially cute ones)

  • Texas-born PLAYBOY hottie Angela McLin has a religious objection to tight clothes:

    Our objection is more broad...not religious in nature. We just hate women in clothes.

  • Super-fit blonde hotness Veronika Simon is touching herself on the bed:

    Which is EXACTLY what we'd be doing if we were allowed near her. Stupid restraining order.

  • From babes, we move on to blockbusters...kinda, with another addition to the SAW film franchise:

    Jigsaw is still alive (How? We dunno)... and another group of schlubs isn't, as usual.

  • OK, those of you who remember TRON raise your hands:

    Jeff Bridges is back, and the light cycles look...well, 25 years more-gooder.


  • (Once again, let's check in with our ass-tastic cam girls and check out what their shaking ass to)

  • What do you get when you mix ten girls from FOUNDRY CAMS and music from glam-metal parody band STEEL PANTHER?


    You get THIS video, dammit.
    CLICK CAMERON AND GIANNA's HINEYS AND CHECK OUT THE CLIP!

  • Take a break from messing around with your sister-in-law and stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:

    TRON LEGACY - Teaser Trailer
    Angela McLin Pulls Her 32D Breasts from Her Red Dress
    SAW 6 Red Band Trailer
    Veronika Simon Nude On The Bed
    Percy Allen Phillips Tased in Courtroom
    Danielle Pulls Out Her Boobs In Public
    Brilliant Comments at the Santa Cruz City Council Meeting
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    Friday, July 24, 2009

    Friday Links: It's Gonna be a Sans-Pants Weekend with the Dancing Bear, Korean Parliament Catfight, Lots O' Linkage, MÖTLEY CRÜE singer ass-plant, Angela Taylor, Lela Star and Lorna Morgan

  • Friday is finally here! The weekend approaches. You know what that means! Pants = optional.

    This sexy big booty girl on the motel bed is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with big booty girls on motel beds. They're a proud organization and need your support.

  • For you ladies, no need to feel left out. The Dancing Bear is here for you.

    ...and he'll be dangling his privates in your face and dunking them in your drink tonight when you go out with the girls


  • THAT's TERRIBLE:

  • Working in the South Korean Parliament looks like a fun gig, don't it?

    Ladies, ladies, LADIES... get a handle on yourselves, would you PLEASE?


  • That's Not-So Terrible:
    (But your sense of entitlement is, bitch-boy...you'll grow up one day.)

    Milla Jovovich is a Tad Mannish (But she has been known to look really great naked on occasion)

    Crystal Klein in Kind Of Hot... OK, she's VERY hot (z0d)

    10 Ways Hillary Clinton Can Prove She's Still Secretary of State, Dammit (Veto Corleone)

    College Majors Ranked On Chance Of Losing Virginity (Whip It Out Comedy)

    20 Posterizing Dunks That Make LeBron James' Tape Seem Cavalier

    Adam McKay Wants You To Watch "The Voice"

    Jelena Jensen and Shay Laren Make a Sexy Sandwich (Daily Niner)

    Boobs Make Great Beer Holders

    Hit My Baby One More Time (College Humor)

    MacGyver Loves Nude Children

    When Nerds Seek Mates (The Bachelor Guy)



  • I'M SORRY:
    (So sorry that you have to lie to women to get them to pay attention to you. Just be you, meat tits)

  • Sexy Cuban-born adult starlet Lela Star can't seem to keep her shirt on:

    We sympathize... so we're taking off our pants.

  • California cutie Angela Taylor is feeling herself up on the couch:

    What a coincidence! We were doing the same shit about ten minutes ago. Only not as sexy.

  • What could be better than seeing Busty Brit Lorna Morgan topless?

    How's about six minutes of it? Yeah, that's pretty cool.

  • From racks, we move to rock...basically at CRUE FEST 2 where if you were lucky you saw Vince Neil fall on his ass:

    Rock on, Vinnie. Don't let that li'l slip and the ensuing pointing-and-laughing bother you.


  • (Sticking with the rock, let's check in with our ass-tastic cam girls and check out what their shaking ass to)

  • What do you get when you mix ten girls from FOUNDRY CAMS and music from glam-metal parody band STEEL PANTHER?


    You get THIS video, dammit.
    CLICK CAMERON AND GIANNA's HINEYS AND CHECK OUT THE CLIP!

  • After you get done messing around with your friend's hot mom stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:

    Lorna Morgan Hauls Out Her Heavy Hooters
    MÖTLEY CRÜE: Vince Neil Slips and Falls On Stage During 'Dr Feelgood'
    Angela Taylor Feels Herself Up
    South Korean Parliament Fight
    Lela Star Topless Montage
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    Thursday, July 23, 2009

    Thursday Links: Your friend's hot mom, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Male Stripper Steals Wig, Lots of Links, Ex-ANTHRAX singer playing Wedding, Gina Jones and Zuzana Lose their clothes, Rock Band Handshake Fail

  • Stop staring at your friend's hot mom...grow a set, why don't you?

    If she looks that good in a bikini, imagine what she's like OUT of one. Man up, and fool around a little.


  • (Hoo-Ray for Boo-Bies)

  • NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and PERVERTED PLANET, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlets Danika Davis and Angel Falls:

    RateMyWOW: ANGEL FALLS
    RateMyWOW: DANIKA DAVIS


  • THAT's TERRIBLE:

  • Ladies, ladies, LADIES... if you're going to wear a wig when you get dry humped..

    Be SURE you tell the DANCING BEAR about your weave. He'll love you for it.


  • That's Not-So Terrible:
    (But your sense of entitlement is, bitch-boy...you'll grow up one day.)

    Time Sucks: Look at Brigitte Nielsen (Honestly remember when she was young and NAKED?)

    Roxanna Rinses off Her Hiney (z0d)

    15 Great Bands We Used To Hate (Bullz-Eye)

    Florida Breeds Smart People (TastyBooze)

    Harry Potter Sex Spoofs

    Erin Andrews Peephole Video (Now With Map) (Don Chavez)

    Georgia Jones Cleans Her Peach (Daily Niner)

    5 Best Presidential Blunders Caught On Camera

    20 Pictures of Bizarre Cars (DJMICK)

    271 Preventable Diseases

    Caught On Tape: Monkey Thief Terrorizes Texas (Or At Least One Garden Supply Store) (Hey Look Animals)

    When YouTube Cats On Piano Become High Art



  • I'M SORRY:
    (So sorry that you have to lie to women to get them to pay attention to you. Just be you, meat tits)

  • Beautiful blond Gina Jones is totally nude by the fire:

    of course, in the full-length clip, she goes girl-on-girl...which is always fun.

  • Sexy Czech Zuzana can't wait to get in the hot tub:

    and OUT of her bikini...*drool*

  • From racks, we move to rock...sorta....with a bunch of ROCK BAND geeks playing RUSH at E3:

    Nice handshake, Chester.

  • Wait a minute, is that Joey Belladonna playing at a wedding?

    Didn't he used to sing in ANTHRAX? Yeah. He did.

  • What do you get when you mix ten girls from FOUNDRY CAMS and music from glam-metal parody band STEEL PANTHER?


    You get THIS video, dammit.
    CLICK CAMERON AND GIANNA's HINEYS AND CHECK OUT THE CLIP!

  • After you get done messing around with your friend's hot mom stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:

    Kali Loves Kissing Melissa
    TWISTED SISTER: 'We're Not Gonna Take It' LIVE on Regis & Kelly
    Woman Loses Wig To Male Stripper
    Gina Jones is Naked By the Fire
    Zuzana Loses Her Bikini in the Hot Tub
    Rock Band Handshake Fail at E3
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    Wednesday, July 22, 2009

    Wednesday Links: Happy Hump Day, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Lots of Links, ALICE in CHAINS live, Sunny Leone and Gisele show off their Hineys

  • Happpy HUMP DAY, kids. Hump a mom, whydontcha?

    This MILF in a bikini could be all yours... thanks to the people who encourage you to fornicate with MILFs.


  • (Wednesday means boobies...well, in some countries, it does)

  • NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and PERVERTED PLANET, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlets Megan Suxxx and Guinevere:

    RateMyWOW: GUINEVERE
    RateMyWOW: MEGAN SUXXX


  • THAT's TERRIBLE:

  • This kid is way too excited to get to the internet cafe

    Kerrr-splat.


  • That's Not-So Terrible:
    (But your sense of entitlement is, bitch-boy...you'll grow up one day.)

    Victoria Silvstedt in a White Bikini (Drunken Stepfather)

    Jamie Graham...Goddamn (glam0ur)

    Rudy Huxtable Is All Grown Up!

    Win a Free Set of Balls ... Bucky Balls

    Epic Toy Fail (Tasty Booze)

    Shay Laren is Showing off her no-no Spot (Daily Niner)

    In honor of Hell's Kitchen...a Gordon Ramsay Spoof (atom)

    12 huge Beer Bellies (Afro Jacks)

    Video of a Dog with Eyebrows (Hey Look Animals)

    The Erin Andrews Nude Video Simulator



  • I'M SORRY:
    (So sorry that you have to lie to women to get them to pay attention to you. Just be you, meat tits)

  • The one and only Sunny Leone is getting naked in the kitchen:

    Porn chicks need to find more creative places to get naked, apparently.

  • Once again, Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS is in the bathtub:

    you LOVE GISELE...we do too.


  • From racks, we move to rock...with our buds in ALICE IN CHAINS with their new singer, william DuVall:

    Doing the "No Excuses" thing when opening up for KID ROCK in Detroit.


  • What do you get when you mix ten girls from FOUNDRY CAMS and music from glam-metal parody band STEEL PANTHER?


    You get THIS video, dammit.
    CLICK CAMERON AND GIANNA's HINEYS AND CHECK OUT THE CLIP!


  • After you get done messing around with your friend's hot mom stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:

    FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele Takes a Sexy Bath
    Richie Kotzen: 'So Cold' LIVE in Italy
    Sunny Leone is Taking Her Shirt off in the Kitchen
    ALICE IN CHAINS: 'No Excuses' LIVE in Detroit
    Cherry Jul Strips and Touches Herself
    Excited Boy Runs Into Internet Cafe
    Capri Shows off Her Boobs and Booty in the Dressing Room

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    Tuesday, July 21, 2009

    Tuesday Links: The Dancing bear loves our mothers, Your Hot Mom, Lots O' Links for you and your old woman

  • Damn you, Dancing Bear! Why do you torture our mothers like this?

    Your mother will tell you she's going to play cards with her friends. Don't believe her!


  • (speaking of your mom...)

  • Did you ever wonder what she was doing on those nights your old man was away on business trips?

    This busty MILF is brought to you by the people who encourage you to fornicate with busty MILFs. We salute them. Hourly.


  • THAT's TERRIBLE:

  • Now WHY would the Germans ban this TV commercial for Sprite?

    Apparently there wasn't enough poo in it.


  • That's Not-So Terrible:
    (But)

    Condoleeza Rice Topless Photo (Drunken Stepfather... ooh-fah.. unconfirmed, by the way)

    Sandee Westgate is holding up DAMN well, ain't she? (glam0ur)

    Girl Next Door: Morgan (Bullz-Eye)

    Tortoise Porn

    Britain's Finest: Gemma Atkinson

    Shay Laren is Showing off her no-no Spot (Daily Niner)

    The Least Sexy Exercise Video Ever (Whip It Out Comedy)

    Russian Beach Volleyball Cheerleaders



  • I'M SORRY:
    (So sorry that you have to lie to women to get them to pay attention to you. Just be you, meat tits)

  • What do you get when you mix ten girls from FOUNDRY CAMS and music from glam-metal parody band STEEL PANTHER?


    You get THIS video, dammit.
    CLICK CAMERON AND GIANNA's HINEYS AND CHECK OUT THE CLIP!

  • When you get done messing around with your best friend's wife stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:

    Egor Rocks Out ... Naked
    Sarahsweets Showers with her Shirt On
    KISS: 'Love Gun' LIVE at Cisco Ottawa Bluesfest
    Carrie Minter Playboy Nude Photo Shoot
    Dancing Paper Clips On Japanese Train
    Jelena Jensen Ditches Her White Lace Bra and Stockings
    Biplane Crash Lands into Car at German Air Show
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