Danny Trejo and 'MACHETE', Edward Norton and 'The Avengers', WARRANT and Some New Guy, KID ROCK and 80 thousand NJ Boneheads, Gianna Michaels, Angelina Valentine, and their oily torsos

Happy. Umm. Monday? Wipe thr crusties from your eyes, and politely tell the two married women on either side of the bed to gather up their things

Someone is bound to be looking for them, and the weekend of debauchery you just had is all done. Well, until next weekend.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

Will MACHETE propel Danny Trejo into super-stardom?

Honestly? Probably not. Will we go see it? Absolutely. Hail Danny Trejo!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Edward Norton Got Fired from 'The Avengers' (WWTDD)


Kim Kardashian's Butt isn't getting any Smaller (Drunken Stepfather)

As usual, we'll use the above photo as an excuse to promote Kim Kardashian's sex tape... You know, the one she did with Ray J...

A Guide to Disney’s Horrible Female Role Models (feat. Photo Evidence) (UPROXX)

Rene Perez is one Seriously Spicy Li'l Meatball (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

The Incredible Bendy Bike (URLesque)

Sex Tips From Olivia Munn (Asylum)

Mary Queen. Rhymes with Dairy Queen. Her Bikini is awful. Thank God she's taking it off (Dailyniner)

Career Suicide: Ten Awful Celebrity Rants (Part I) (Campus Socialite)

Joanne has a GIANT new sex toy (z0d)

Sexy Women of the LPGA (FunnyCrave)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

Remember the hair band WARRANT? All of the original members are back, minus Jani Lane. Robet Mason is singing with them now:

Gee, who do you think the problem in that band was? C'mon... this isn't a difficult one, kids.

His name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!

He opened up the Giants Stadium BON JOVI the other day, and attempted to explain what "Bawitaba" means to 80,000 New Jersey Meatheads. It didn't work.

From Really big bands... to really big... you guessed it! Boobs!

You've heard of Gianna Michaels (and if you haven't, then shame on you):

This is Gianna Michaels oiling up her chest in a scene from 'Big Wet Tits 4'... *Applause*

Sticking with the 'Big Wet' theme, this is our favorite new plaything, Angelina Valentine:

Who must have VERY dry skin, because in this clip from BIG WET TITS 7 ...she's lubing up her chest with more oil than it takes to lube your old man's Ford.

From establised boobs to newer boobs... or 'noobs', petite, young Ariel Rebel is dancing in her underwear... much like you do when no one is looking:

only when SHE does it full-blown bisexuality tends to break out... and when you do it... the neighbors tend to freak out.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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Wednesday Links: St Patrick's Something, Truck Pushing Car, State Trooper pulls Pistol, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Slash and Fergie rock Chicago, Groin-l

It's St Patrick's Day... once you're done getting hammered and hitting on everyone in the bar, why not go home with a married waitress?



Don't act all high and mighty. you're just as sick and twisted as the guy standing next to you...only you haven't thrown up yet.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(So is your smile. Keep your mouth shut, or risk having all of your teeth chisled out)

God bless the British. Apparently, they're handing out trucking licenses to BLIND people:




Seriously, how do you NOT see a car stuck to your bumper?

A speeding biker gets a gun pulled on him by a state trooper




Sure, he lived to tell about it, but he messed his pants up real good.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Cynthia Vellons and Klarisa:





RateMyWOW: CYNTHIA VELLONS

RateMyWOW: KLARISA

Audrina Patridge looks better Photoshopped (Drunken Stepfather)



Come to think of it... Audrina Patridge looks better NAKED.





Stephanie Seymour = MILF (WWTDD)



a visit to Bushmills, Old Bushmills Distillery in Belfast (Bullz-Eye)



Valentina Vaughn is Very Naked on a Leather Couch (FreakshowPlanet)



8 Things That Always Happen During March Madness (FunnyCrave)



Megan Voss and her Surgically-augmented, Perfectly-positioned PLAYBOY body (z0d)



Nightmare Before St. Patrick's Day (CollegeHumor)



Cody and Jazy are two super-hot blond girls who are getting awfully friendly with one another (Dailyniner)



The Four Worst Disguises Used In Robberies (Gunaxin)



13 Epic Beer Guts (SuperTremendous)



Author Pretends to Be a 10-Year-Old Kid, Writes to Tiger Woods and Other Celebs (Asylum)



9 Movie Weirdos we LOVE (The Campus Throne)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your breath stinks like booze, and your hair smells like old man breath. Repress much?)

Did you ever just wish you could experience a SCORPIONS concert at crotch-leve?



well now's yer chance. The band's FINAL studio disc, Sting In The Tail will be out later this month.

Now why would SLASH go and hijack a BLACK EYED PEAS show in Chicago?



Well, he's got a brand new solo album coming out in April. It's call guerilla marketing... rock-star style.

From hard rock to hardbodies...

Beautiful busty brunette Gianna Michaels is getting her booty oiled up:



For the totally hardcore, check out the full-length BIG WET ASSES #15 - on demand.

Did YOU know that Denise Milani has been Googled more than any swimsuit model in the history of time?



We've never considered ourselves rocket scientists, but maybe it has SOMETHING to do with her enormous boobs. Just sayin'

To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Thursday Links: New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Brazilian Thief gets Pinned, Old-School Dee Snider video, Gianna Michaels and Nelli Roono show off their Hugeness

Happy Holidays! Let's all get sloppy drunk on Egg Nog and hook up with college chicks!

Nothing says "Christmas Cheer" than sloppy affairs with sloppy drunk college chicks...who cares if they have boyfriends?

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Jessica Rox and Vici:

RateMyWOW: JESSICA ROX
RateMyWOW: VICI

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Don't let that mugger get away:

grab some of your buddies and put him in a semi-gay choke hold until the cops show up.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your, on the other hand, have the emotional maturity of the 3 year-old. Grow up, fella)

Janet Jackson has a really big ass
(Drunken Stepfather)

Nikki Cane is giving herself a MASSIVE thong wedgie (z0d)

15 Best College Football Players of the past Decade (Scores Report)

Uma Stone has ummm... stupendous tits (Daily Niner)

How to Last Longer (Made Man)

Adele Stephens and her Gigantic Bosoms are amazingly bouyant in the Swimming Pool (FreakshowPlanet)

The 30 Greatest Celebrity Boob Groping Photos (ManOfest)

14 Great TV Screenshots From Sports (Banned In Hollywood)

17 Films to Watch Over and Over (Gunaxin)

The Diary of Adam Lambert (FunnyCrave)

4 Things YOu DOn't nkow about Spider-Man (Heavy)

Even The Fake Tiger Woods Gets Hoochies (Don Chavez)

Naughty Angels are the new Abstinent Vampires (FilmDrunk)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your bridge burning skills could land you a good job as an arsonist)

Is there aything better than Gianna Michaels stuffed into a tiny bikini?

Possibly. How's about Gianna Michaels busting OUT of a bikini?

Instead of nursing a small village in the Sudan, Nelli Roono and her KK-sized boobs decided to go into the adult business:

How selfish can one woman be? Sheesh.

Back when nobody gave a shit (and we mean in the 90's), Dee Snider from TWISTED SISTER put together a li'l band called WIDOWMAKER

This is the band performing "Widowmaker" live in a little club called SPIT in Levittown, NY... which is now a Bally's apparently.

We sent our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".
What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.

CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it...then chat with her LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS

(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Gianna Michaels Busts Out of Her Purple Bikini
Caught on Video: Thief Held Down until Police Arrive
Dee Snider's Widowmaker: 'Widowmaker' LIVE in New York
Nelli Roono Busts Out Of Her White Blouse

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Thursday Links: Pickup Truck Rollover, Lots of Link Love, MR BIG and RIPPER OWENS live, Gianna Michaels, Jelena Jensen, Taylor Vixen, and Christine Mendoza

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Burnouts with your new Dodge Pickup can be fun:

Unless you don't know what the fuck you're doing, and you flip the fucker over.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your smartass mouth is getting annoying and old, so do us all a favor and be quiet for a change)

A New Way For College Kids To Make Money (no fellatio required)

Eva Longoria nipple slip in a magazine (Drunken Stepfather)

Cindy Velmon is...is...WOWEE. (Daily Niner)

HALO 3 Game Review (Bullz-Eye)

Playboy's Micaela Bartolome is the kind of girl you can take home to mom. If your mom is a porn star. (z0d)

10 completely random (yet great) Top 10 sports lists (Yard Barker)

Heather Carolin has two first names...and two really nice boobies (Freakshow Planet)

Video Guide: How to Make Fun Of Barack Obama (Apoliticus)

20 stupid things to do on the office dry erase board (The Minimum Rage)

The BLT Kama Sutra (Dave & Thomas)

CycleSnatch… because let’s face it… sex sells! (DJMICK)

20 stupid things to do on the office dry erase board (The Minimum Rage)

Important Breaking News: Cats In Wigs! (Warming Glow)

The Best Of The Fake Twitter Accounts (atom)

100 greatest internet videos in 3 minutes (College HUmor)

The 50 best video games of the 2000s (I Heart Chaos)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get to look at is your own. In the mirror. When you're popping butt zits)

This alluring brunette beauty is Taylor Vixen, and she's getting naked.

She's from Texas. Girls from Texas enjoy being naked. So we hear.

Our favorite Filipina Christine Mendoza objects to her pajamas.

We do too. Off with you, awful pajamas! You're in the way of Christine's boobies.

Tim 'Ripper' Owens, who was in JUDAS PRIEST and ICED EARTH for a while jammed some old-school Priest with Sin City Sinners in Vegas:

Ripper's new disc, Play My Game is out now!

Those wacky talented guys in MR. BIG played "Addicted to that Rush" (among plenty of other songs) in Munich:

The band's new live CD/DVD Back to Budokan comes out later this month.

And back to lots of boobies, Gianna Michaels and Jelena Jensen get nipple-to-nipple in this nifty video:

Affectionate girls make us feel so warm and fuzzy.

Our buxom brunette beauty Sweet Victoria from FOUNDRY CAMS covers herself in the tightest outfit possible, and rocks out with LYNCH MOB:

QUICK! CLICK ON SWEET VIC...TORIA, that is.

(and now to recap... for the people with the retention ability of gnats. That means us, too.)

Before you head off to the motel to bang your married co-worker, take five minutes and see we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

MR BIG: 'Addicted To That Rush' LIVE in Munich
Taylor Vixen Takes Off Her Red Lingerie
Pickup Truck Burnout Goes Wrong
Christine Mendoza Slips out of her Pajamas
Tim 'Ripper' Owens and Sin City Sinners: 'Living After Midnight' LIVE in Las Vegas
Gianna Michaels and Jelena Jensen Get Nipple-to-Nipple

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Friday Links: Weekend Affairs and The Dancing Bear, Man walks too close to explosion, Lots of Linkage, MR BIG and MEGADETH live, Big Boob fest with Rachel Aldana, Gianna Michaels, and Annie Swanson

The end of the week is upon us and you have some hotel reservations to make don't you?

Your married friend isn't going to have an affair all alone... so engage in some deviant adulterous behavior...make your cronies proud.

..and if you think that cute girl you were thinking of asking out is going to sit at home alone think again, bub.

she'll be busy getting bent over by the Dancing bear...if you don't act first.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This guy is walking WAY too close to a car that's about to explode:

Do cars catch fire all the time in Brazil? Jesus, dude...

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)

Kim Kardashian jogging... sort of (Drunken Stepfather) ...and Kim Kardashian having sex on video...with Ray J

Renae Cruz has Bright Red Lips...and oh yeah, she's naked too (Daily Niner)

Looks That Kill: Beautiful women that kick Ass (Bullz-Eye)

Celeste Star is playing Naked Pool (z0d)

Hunter S. Thompson's Angry letter to the Rum Diary Studio (FilmDrunk)

Monika Vesela is very interested in her vagina (Freakshow Planet)

Michael Jordan Is a Jerk - And I'm Thankful For That (Ask Men)

7 Amazing Videos of Bullies Getting One Punched (Funnycrave)

5 Tips for Properly Vandalizing an Athlete's Property (Sports Pickle)

The Masturbating Gunman Arrives (Dave and Thomas)

If Car Family Decals Told the Truth (atom)

A Flowchart To Determine If You Should Call 911 (Holy Taco)

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Buxom British babe Rachel Aldana is having issues with her sweater:

It's too tight and it's holding in her sweater meat. Can you help her take that clunky thing off?

Speaking of ladies with large boobs... Gianna Michaels is having trouble keeping hers in that dress:

It's a good thing Gianna doesn't keep it on for long...

Paul Gilbert and Billy Sheehan from MR BIG rock the dual-neck guitar solo:

They're in BUDOKAN, bitches!

Dave Mustaine and his boys in MEGADETH blew the roof off Jimmy Fallon's show:

OK, well the roof stayed on... but MEGADETH is playing many other venues where the roof could feasibly get blown off

Aaaand back to the boobs with Annie Swanson who can barely keep her 36EE boobs in her shirt:

Thank God for girls like Annie who enjoy dressing rooms without doors... and having sex with other women.

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with frontal labotomies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Annie Swanson Topless in the Dressing Room
MEGADETH - 'Head Crusher' LIVE on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
Rachel Aldana Peels Off Her Pink Sweater
Man Walks Too Close To Exploding Van
Gianna Michaels stuffed inside a Tight Black Dress
MR BIG - Paul Gilbert & Billy Sheehan Guitar Solo LIVE at Budokan

 

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Wednesday Links: Your Hot Ass Secretary, Bashed up Monitor, Loaded with Links, ALICE IN CHAINS live, Teen Kasia, Paris, and Marketa self love

Hot-ass secretaries were meant to be fooled around with:

This hot-ass secretary was brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with secretaries.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

You know, Dance Dance Revolution is frustrating:

But it's not worth smashing your computer over. Or IS it?

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your issue with authority is, so why not learn to adapt, Chester.)

Katy Perry's sense of humor sucks worse than her spelling (Drunken Stepfather)

Zdenka Podkapova is so...very...topless (z0d)

Guest Model: Valentina Vaughn (Bullz-Eye)

Extravagant And Unusual Requests By Hotel Guests (DJMICK)

Madison Scott has a Fountain shooting up her butt crack (Daily Niner)

15 Awful Car Tattoos

Laughter Yoga - Laugh yourself Healthy (URLEsque)

Kayaker Plunges 186 Feet in World Record Stunt (Asylum)

7 Music Video Games That Need to be Made Right Now (I Heart Chaos)

Drunk Celebrities - A Gallery (Banned In Hollywood)

Maine Codfish Race Erupts Into Brawl (Don Chavez)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that your piss-poor attitude is going to prevent you from meeting any women...especially cute ones)

Everyone say hello to Teen Kasia the stripping nurse:

As you might imagine, Teen Kasia is a teen. She is NOT, however, a nurse. The shoes are a dead giveaway.

The lovely Paris is playing with an ice cube:

That, friends... is the luckiest...ice...cube...EVER.

And this, folks, is Marketa Belonoha:

She's Czech. She's naked. She's rubbing herself with lotion. That is ALL the information you need.

From boobs, we move to bands, with NEW music from ALICE IN CHAINS:

That's "A Looking In View" LIVE in Detroit. Beeeyotch.

(Once again, let's check in with our ass-tastic cam girls and check out what their shaking ass to)

What do you get when you mix ten girls from FOUNDRY CAMS and music from glam-metal parody band STEEL PANTHER?


You get THIS video, dammit.
CLICK CAMERON AND GIANNA's HINEYS AND CHECK OUT THE CLIP!

Take a break from messing around with your sister-in-law and stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:

Angry DDR Gamer Smashes Monitor
Marketa Belonoha Bathroom Rub Down
ALICE IN CHAINS: 'A Looking In View' LIVE in Detroit
Teen Kasia The Stripping Nurse
Mattress Dominoes World Record Attempt
Paris Plays With a Very Lucky Ice Cube

 

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