Your mom is on a car hood, new TWITTER accounts, STRYPER is praying (again), Lots of Green Lantern footage, OZZY cooks breakfast, VINCE NEIL jams with STEEL PANTHER, New Gisele video

Let's remind you of some important shit, shall we?
You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. Simple enough, right?
- Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the children we abdut...KIDDING!
- Now Follow this one (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

We're not normally the types of guys to nitpick, but if you came home to find your wife in HEELS on your Corvette...

Would you toss her ass out? Cuz... you know we'll take her... our car is a piece of crap-ola.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Same as your face, teeth, hairline, breath...we could go on, but you'd kill yourself)

We thought STRYPER was done with all the God and prayer stuff:

We were wrong. Totally. This was in Baltimore. Poor Baltimore

Don't know STRYPER? Click that. At least it's a covers album.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your breath, which smells like fourteen acres of shit)

What's this? FOUR minutes of Green Lantern? Yeah, yeah, we know. It's a few days old. Quit busting our balls:
Green Lantern minigun??? YES! Oh what WILL those wacky Hollwood folks think of next?

Maybe this? Hmm?

Kelly Ripa has a wax statue at Madamme Tussade's...

We want to know what it looks like with its teeth punched in.

Zoe Britton and Avery Adams are nude, friendly, and they have purple appliances! (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com's 2011 MLB Season Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Sydney Barlette is from Houston... or so we gather from her shirt. (z0d)

Breanne Bensen has a flower in her hair and NOTHING on her hiney (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your breath is as bad as your voice. Here's the number of a good vocal trainer. Go wipe your ass with it.)

A semi-bloated VINCE NEIL joined the almighty STEEL PANTHER on stage in Las Vegas for a little song called "Live Wire"

Shockingly, Vince was hitting most of the notes... with the obligatory two hot blondes waiting in the wings...OOOF COURSE.

And in a classic scene from The Decline of Western Civilization Part II-The Metal Years, we have a rather lucid-sounding OZZY OSBOURNE cooking breakfast in his home. MMMM...bacon

We'll say it again... MMmmm...bacon.
BEST. DOCUMENTARY. EVER. Don't even TRY arguing this one.

Then guys in the reunited ANTHRAX cranked out a new song (well "new" in the sense that the last time they recorded it was with former singer Dan Nelson):

"Fight 'em till you can't fight 'em"? Isn't that a bit of an oxy-moron? Or do they mean, "Fight 'em 'til you die. That sounds fairly unpleasant.

If you're a fan of '80's thrash, there's NO reason you shouldn't have this video. NO reason.

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from GISELE:
The lovely blonde Gisele, who you have seen in dozens of FOUNDRY CAMS videos, is back at it once again with a hosed-down FoundryMusic T-shirt, high heels, and very little else on. She's shaking her perfectly-formed hiney to FOUNDRY's "Ain't Like You" from the RETOOLED album, mixed by Rich DeCicco and featuring our buddy Rob Balducci on guitar. Thanks as always to Jon for the editing.

Buy FOUNDRY: Retooled now at Amazon:



Watch Video. Click Photo. Enjoy Gisele. Simple, right? (you'd be shocked how many people fuck that up)

...and that, friends... is the way to make cookies with a cement mixer.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

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Holiday debauchery, REAL STEEL trailer, COREY TAYLOR hates XMAS, New video from ALICE IN CHAINS, ALL THAT REMAINS in Helsinki, Kelly Divine in the Tub, Naomi on a Date, Eva Evangelina on the couch

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Umm, a garbage pail to stick her friend's head in. hooking up with your wife and her friend ain't the worst way to spend the day.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like that huge thing you've been dragging behind you for the past several years... oh, that's your ass.)

TRANSFORMERS + ROCKY + Sappy Emotional Subplot + HUGH JACKMAN = REAL STEEL

Robot boxing? Mmmmmmm...wedunnoaboutthatone.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Which attention-seeking wacko has her nips taped up and a see-through shirt? Oh click to find out, dammit (Drunken Stepfather)


The Ultimate Fitness Gift Guide (The Bachelor Guy)

Heather Jo Hughes Has One Hell of a Hiney (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com Sports Year End Review (Bullz-Eye)

The Top 10 High-Performance Vehicles for Holiday Road Tripping (Sub5Zero)

Nikki Brooks has a body that F-ing Cooks (hey, it rhymes. Get off our backs) (z0d)

Jaime Bradford bends over the luckiest fence we have ever seen (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you've conditioned yourself to believe you're still human. Whoopsie.)

COREY TAYLOR from SLIPKNOT and STONE SOUR really despises Christmas:

This is the song he wrote to knock Simon Cowell off his #1 perch on the UK music charts. It didn't work.

ALICE IN CHAINS busted out their new video for "Last Of My Kind"

And from the looks of it, the band is as strong as ever. That is RARE; when bands replace a lead singer (for whatever reason), most of them don't experience the same fame as they once did.

ALL THAT REMAINS was in Helsinki playing their new single "Hold On"...The studio version and video are right here:

...makes you wonder how liberal they're being with that vocal harmonizer. Oof.

From bands, we move on to... what else? Booty!

Young adult starlet and garbage mouth Kelly Divine is proud of her big booty... as she SHOULD BE (when girls stop praising their big asses, the terrorists win):

the fun doesn't end here... the full version of the clip in all its filthiness is at ASS MASTERPIECE ... what a great name for a site.

Speaking of big booty, Naomi Russell and her amazing ass are going on a date... and we only WISH this clip was realistic:

The truth is, you'd probably need to bring a dictionary for her and a bowling ball full of cocaine for yourself to keep up with her babbling.

Romanian slut-bag Black Angelika is having some breast-to-foot love courtesy of her friend Summer in this clip:

Foot on boobs... who knew a girl could get off on that? Yes, there is a lesson in each and every update boys and girls. That was today's.

If we had a body like Eva Evangelina, we'd play with it all the time too:

Just like SHE is doing in this clip from GREAT BIG TITS... yes, that's really the name of the video.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Friday Links: Drunk Girl Affairs and the Dancing Bear, Chubby Boy Wants His Noodles, Link Love, Steel Panther Acoustic, TAKERS trailer, Jayden Cole, Phoenix Marie

Did you wake up to a drunk girl passed out in your bathroom?

You did? Then you, friend, are on your way to a wonderful weekend filled with adultery.

...and if YOu don't take advantage of the situation....

She'll go right out again and have a helluva time with The Dancing Bear!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Never get between a young chubby boy and his noodles:

For he will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy his noodles.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(However, your attitude leaves a lot to be desired, so lighten up, sour puss)

Did Paris Hilton's Boobs get Bigger?(Drunken Stepfather)
Honestly, When will Paris Hilton Make Another Sex Tape?

Karlie Montana is actually... from Arizona (Daily Niner)

Featured Model: Nina (Bullz-Eye)

Jennifer Max will have your boners set to 'Max'... umm, yeah (z0d)

Hot Penthouse Pet Lana Lopez wants to lick your...lolly (Freakshow Planet)

A Practical Guide to Enjoying the Jeff Dunham Show (FunnyCrave)

Soccer Player Attacks Laughing Fan Over Red Card (DJMICK)

Hosting Your Windows 7 Torrenting Party (Dave and Thomas)

Cougar of the Week: Shannan (Cougar Patrol)

Hot Water Floor Prank (Today's Big Thing)

Remix: Movies By The Numbers (College Humor)

Real Life Demotivational Poster (Top Cultured)

The Ten Greatest Letterman Moments (Gunaxin)

Get your hands on a pair of Estrada sunglasses

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything other than a glorified pool boy. Enjoy the view from down there, kid)

Beautiful adult starlet Jayden Cole can't go two seconds without touching herself.

That's two seconds longer than we would last.

F-ing fantastic Phoenix Marie is feeling herself up for her fella:

Her hubby is a lucky lucky boy.

From babes to bands... we take a look at STEEL PANTHER rocking the acoustic guitars:

His dong is community property... damn radio edits.

Aaaand now we take a left turn and check out the new trailer for TAKERS:

A bunch of rappers and Matt Dillon. Is he in EVERY movie? No, wait. That's Samuel L Jackson.

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) brought the "Bread Balls" from his new project BOMBASTIC MEATBATS. FOUNDRY CAMS babes Kyra, Vikki and Nyli brought the sexy for our latest video:

CLICK ON KRYA'S BOOBS TO BRING THE BOMBASTIC MEATBATS!

(and now to recap... for the people in the cheap seats...and that means us)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

Jayden Cole Touches Herself On The Stairs
STEEL PANTHER: 'Community Property' LIVE - Acoustic Version
Misty Anderson Pulls Off Her Panties Outdoors
TAKERS - Official Trailer
Erica Campbel Loses her Green Lingerie
Let My Noodles Go! - Chubby Boy Fights For His Noodles
Phoenix Marie Strips Naked and Gives Her Husband some LOVE

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Thursday Links: Bikini-Clad MILF affairs and the Dancing Bear, BBC News Blooper, Link Loving, MOTÖRHEAD and Matt Sorum, STEEL PANTHER rocks Japan, Alexis Texas, Melissa Bailey, and Shanie Love

Your friend's mother is in need of attention...so man up and seduce the woman, bub.

This bikini-clad MILF is brought to you by the people who encourage adultery with bikini-clad MILFs. The old lady looks pretty good in a two piece. DAMN.

And you know as well as we do...if you DON'T ask her out, then the Dancing Bear will...

...and he's not as subtle as you might think.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

BBC World News reporter Jonathan Charles could benefit from a comma:

Forced to bear children in captivity, were you?

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your ass-awful attitude IS, so why not cheer up, Chesterfield)

Lindsay Lohan's hacked voicemails (Drunken Stepfather)..and and Lindsay Lohan's amazing naked hiney.

Wivian Spreads her cheeks and... flies? (z0d)

Featured Model: Maya (Bullz-Eye)

Charlie...is a girl. A girl who enjoys getting naked outside (Daily Niner)

Reporter Finds Fake Bear Is Better Than the Real Thing (Lemondrop)

Prison Break Via Cardboard box (Recall)

Fat Kid Dreams of Throwing the Winning Block in the Super Bowl One Day (Sports Pickle)

Sasha Heart Has a lot of heart...and a heart-shaped hiney too (Freakshow Planet)

A Dying Breed: White Receivers In The NFL (Yep Yep)

10 Of The Best Trampoline Fails of All Time (Epic Carnival)

16 Common Penalties That College Freshmen Should Avoid (Holy Taco)

18 Awesome Animated Mad Scientists (Gunaxin)

5 Rare Martial Arts (Made Man)

A Mighty Mouse Takes Flight (Comics Alliance)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you cry your lonely ass to sleep every night because you suck at life)

One of our FAVORITE hot blond babes Alexis Texas makes a leather couch feel lucky:

You should SEE how fast she gets out of that bikini.

And as long as we're worshipping hineys, Check out Melissa Bailey rubbing her hiney:

If your ass looked like that, you'd rub it all the time too

From Boobs, we move to bands, and STEEL PANTHER, who despite being totally cartoon-ish, put on a hell of a live show:

Gotta love the Japanese TV studio recorded backing tracks.

Continuring on the rock tip, we move to MOTÖRHEAD, on tour now with drummer Matt Sorum:

Drummer Mikkey Dee is doing a Swedish reality show. MOTÖRHEAD.. still huge in Sweden, evidently.

Back to boobies, check out this breastacular young lady named Shanie Love:

you can see Shanie getting naked on webcam all the time...because she's a good sport.

Now let's drool all over our FOUNDRY CAMS girls Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grind their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with the attention spans of flies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

STEEL PANTHER: 'Eyes Of A Panther' LIVE on Japanese TV
Melissa Bailey Feels Herself Up
Motorcyle Collides with Car, Rider Goes Off On Driver
Shanie Love Plays with Her Huge All Natural Boobs
MOTÖRHEAD: 'Ace of Spades' LIVE in Washington, DC - with Drummer Matt Sorum
Alexis Texas Rids Herself of Her Red Bikini
BBC News Anchor Could Use A Comma

 

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