Boyfriends? Shmoyfriends. We don't see any around and these girls are unattended and lonely.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your bald spot. Want the number of a good wig store?)
You punch a cop = You get tasered.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
(but your constant craving for attention IS. Weren't you hugged as a child?)
Oh boy... whose dress are we looking up today? (Drunken Stepfather)
this one shouldn't be too hard... just think 'American ____'
Laura Lion Likes her lack of Lingerie (FreakShow Planet)
Driving to Dallas with Chrysler (Bullz-Eye)
Check out the boobs and butt on Brittany Beth (Dailyniner)
Hannah Hilton has a Helluva Hot Hiney...mmm...hiney (z0d)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your temper, attitude and disposition make you unfit to hold any other job except 'house boy')
That's exactly what the Prince of Darkness needs to maintain his sinister reputation.
In a movie that is. We certainly wouldn't imply that he was REALLY bashing people over the head with wine bottles. Funny? Sure. Legal? Ehh, not so much.
So, uhh... How much for the little girlz, eh?
Someone might want to tell Lisa Ann. All she heard was "Blah blah blah LESBIAN blah blah blah"...
They went and made a video called Deep Inside Amy Fisher...which is all about... oh, you know this one already:
She's getting a massage... and getting felt up at the same time... which you could only get away with in an adult movie. Everyone else calls the authorities.
She really needs to think about the damage she's doing to her back, because... oh just shut up and watch the videos, mang... no one wants to hear your analytical shit.
...and that, as they say, is the way the cookie crumbles... Now go have a good cry and drink yourself unconscious
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FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
, and we'll be chatting with Joel McHale from E!'s The Soup. Finally, we're going to be talkingu to the one and only Long Island Lolita, AMY FISHER, star of 
