Auto-Tuned Earthquake Warning, SCREAM 4 Traler #2, Tight and Toned Tushy, DISTURBED and SEVENDUST in PA, STONE SOUR, Carmella Bing, Alexis Texas and Her Booty

Psst... your mom is posting photos of herself online again:

Apparently, the old man isn't getting the job done at home. perhaps one of your friends could help?...Yeah, we know. Sick, right?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Baby it's cold outside...but you don't have to worry because you weigh 300 lbs)

Oh Frankie McDonald, your Earthquake warnings are so... unnecessary.

Thanks to our pal Dru Boogie, they just got a whole lot funnier.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your general state of health IS...)

More Ghostface Killer = More Excellent! The second trailer for the latest entry in the SCREAM film franchise has hit the web, and the body count is R I S I N G:

Does Neve Campbell die in this one? Oh sweet lord, does anyone even CARE?!?!?!.

The most toned-ed hiney ever is going snorkeling (Drunken Stepfather)

You might actually know this one...if you're into the muscular girls.. and if you're not, then you'll never ever guess this one.

Jenna Jameson...when she was still kinda normal looking (FreakShow Planet)

Building Blocks: Why "Minecraft" matters to Gamers (Bullz-Eye)

Spicy Latina Lupe Fuentes likes her skateboard...and likes her shirt off (Dailyniner)

Cydel is one of the few women that makes us re-think our dislike of redheads (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you can't eat frosting for every meal, tubb-o)

DISTURBED has hit the road on the MUSIC AS A WEAPON TOUR once again:

and if gorilla noises are wrong, these guys don't wanna be right.

Speaking of MUSIC AS A WEAPON, those guys in SEVENDUST are on the road with DISTURBED, KORN, and IN THIS MOMENT:

SEVENDUST... screaming at Seven Thousand Fans? I'm MINDING...MY...OWN...BUSINESS!!!! FALCONS ON TOP! FALCONS GONNA WIN!!

Ladies and Germs... We present the softer side of STONE SOUR frontman Corey Taylor:

Simple is better, sometimes...cuz you don't need to bother...

From big bands to big booty and big boobies...

Alexis Texas thinks her butt can knock pictures off the wall:

Gee honey, that's fantastic. Can you make it rain, too? Can ya?

Busty brunette Carmella Bing is going out to dinner and spent an awful lot of time lotioning up her boobs:

If all women took this long to lotion up, all men would starve to death.



...and that, as they say, is that. Now go enjoy the day and try not to offend anyone with your horrendous stench...

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Thursday Links: Lousy Brazilian Drivers, New Freddy Krueger clip, Kate Hudson's New Hooters, Catherine Zeta-Jones Nude in Allure, New OZZY single, Steve Vai and Mary J Blige Cover Zeppelin, Shione Cooper and Eva Evangelina Show their goods

Tax Day? Wait, wuzzat? Heh. If only.
Spend some of that hard-earned federal refund and blow it on women, booze, and hotel rooms... that'll stimulate the economy reeeeel nice.

More girls = More fun it's written in the adultery handbook somewhere...so have an affair and stimulate yourself...and the economy.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(as is your breath, your hairline, and your attitude. Set yourself on fire, whydontcha?)

A Brazilian motorcyclist goes for a tumble over a car hood...


Brazil is great for one thing... and it ain't driving skills...just ask Mike!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

This clip from the upcoming re-make of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET shows us a bit more of Kentucky-fried Krueger, as played by Jackie Earle Haley:


Will new Michael-Bay produced version do justice to the original A Nightmare on Elm Street Sers? Only time will tell, kids.


Kate Hudson got herself Breast Implants (WWTDD)

because honestly if you've seen her naked nubs before...you'd know she was in need.


Catherine Zeta-Jones is Nude in Allure (Drunken Stepfather)

Which is slightly more classy than every other time we've seen Catherine Zeta-Jones nude..

Chick Fights: A Photo Tribute (FunnyCrave)

A Chat With Hugh Hefner (Bullz-Eye)

Alana Cragin is Makin us all kinds of happy in the pants (Freakshow Planet)

Melissa Jacobs from PENTHOUSE is a naked li'l Devil who isn't afraid to pull out her pitchfork and pull back her panties (Dailyniner)

Dogs and Cats Review the iPad (GammaSquad)

A Boston Red Sox Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)

Nerd Body Odor Out of Control at MIT (Asylum)

Five Facebook Rules To Live By (UPROXX)

Angie and Brianna are totally naked and totally friendly (z0d)

Win the Red Truck From OK Go's 'This Too Shall Pass' Video (URLesque)

The Jumbo Flask. Think of it as a Big Gulp for Booze (The Bachelor Guy)

Eva Amurri Proves that Nepotism is Awesome (Gunaxin)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you forgot to clean the pool and change the kegs this weekend. Chop chop, errand boy!)

Our old pal OZZY OSBOURNE has a new single called "Let Me Hear you Scream":

OZZY's new disc, "Scream" is set to hit stores on June 12, 2010 via Epic Records. Sounds like Ozzy to us. Whatchoo think?

Taking a slight turn toward the mellow, MARY J. BLIGE decided to take on LED ZEPPELIN's "Stairway to Heaven":

Of course she had a little help from STEVE VAI and ORIANTHI...and RANDY JACKSON, let's not forget him.

From rock to racks...

Sexy Czech and busty bombshell Shione Cooper is working out her massive chest:

Evidently, she's never seen a Thighmaster commercial.

and from Boobs, we move on to Bath time...

Adult film starlet Eva Evangelina must be a very very busty gal:

Becuase apparently the only time she can grant interviews is while she's taking a bath...not that we're objecting...nosiree!

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Friday Links: Weekend Affairs, OTEP won't show her boobs, New trailers for A-TEAM and SPLICE, Lindsay Lohan fell down AGAIN, Kendra Wilkinson

Oh hell yeah, it's FRIDAY!

Ramp up for the weekend, and dry hump a cute girl you're not emotionally invested with... it's OK, because her boyfriend isn't in town.

This happy drunk girl is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with happy drunk girls



THAT's TERRIBLE:

(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)

She's OTEP maaan, and she ain't gonna show you her boobs, maaaaan!




unless you're a like-minded woman, then she just might, because... you know...OTEP is a lesbian.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



The new trailer for the big-screen adaptation of THE A-TEAM would have you believe you can jump start an ambulance...




...with a defibrillator? OK, it's a movie. We can suspend disbelief for a while. .



So we're going a li'l bit kooky with the movie trailers lately. Adrien Brody and his nose are lending a li'l bit of credibility to SPLICE:




The movie has been around since last year, but Dark Castle scooped it up at Sundance, and now Warner Bros. is releasing it.





Lindsay Lohan fell down AGAIN (WWTDD)



...and as an added bonus here's some video of Lindsay's dopey ass hitting the concrete (WWTDD)





Kendra Wilkinson is kind of built like a tall midget (Drunken Stepfather)



Remember when Kendra Wilkinson was naked in PLAYBOY? Yeah, so do we. That was fun.



Bacon. Flavored. Envelopes. (StreetLevel)



Anetta Keys holds the Keys to your heart... or jeans... or both (Freakshow Planet)



CLASH OF THE TITANS: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)



Jayden Cole is NAKED in a public fountain. Doesn't she worry about GERMS? (Dailyniner)



Like 'JERSEY SHORE' but with Old People (Warming Glow)



30 Playboy Playmates Wearing Bunny Outfits (Manofest)



14 Inventive Bathroom Ads (Supertremendous)



Madelyn Marie and her Surgically-augmented bosoms are just what the doctor ordered (z0d)



Soccer Player Falls for One of the Greatest Sports Pranks of All Time (The Bachelor Guy)



The Greatest Geek Haircut of all Time (Comics Alliance)



Facebook Face Off: Farmville vs. Mafia Wars (UPROXX)



Video Game Health Care Bill (College Humor)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)

The mighty OZZY OSBOURNE is going to debut his new single "Let Me Hear You Scream" on the April 14th episode of CSI: NY:



...here's just a li'l taste of the new song by the prince of darkness.

Speaking of old farts who rock, MICHAEL MONROE and his skeleton-like body were jumping around on stage in Austin, Texas for SXSW:



"Dead, Jail or Rock 'N' Roll" ... or a wheelchair, whatever comes first, ya know?

From bands, we segue into... you guessed it, BOOBS!

Naturally-busty beauties Crissy Moran and Jaime Hammer are having themselves a bisexual kissing party:



Doesn't the sound of that just make you want to click on it? Of course it does. The full-length clip is even hotter.

Keeping on the big boobie tip...

this chesty beauty is Busty Ellen... and she has 34G-sized funbags:



Busty Ellen also happens to own the luckiest blue vibrator EVER...

If you had boobs like Sydney Moon, you'd play with them all day too:



That's why we're glad we don't, because like... we'd NEVER get any work done. Not like we do now anyways.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":






Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, 80's New Wave Tuesday, Paltalk Cameras are LIVE, NEW O&A videos, New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

USH! It's ROCK SCREAM TUESDAY! It's 80's New Wave Tuesday! It's also POVEMBER! (it's almost over, ladies!) For the whole month, we conitune to honor Master Po, and his trenchcoat-wearing silliness. Have yourself some hot tea, warm up those vocal cords, crank up some Jim Gillette, call up the show (new number: 877-212-OandA), and do your best Luther Vandross impression (you know... cuz Po likes to sing along)... then pretend you know how to stick fight in honor of Master Po.

Is your Paltalk turned on? It SHOULD BE. Why? Because you never know what's going to happen LIVE on the Opie and Anthony Show. Is someone going to get naked? Is someone going to get an ass-kicking? Will there be a naked Penthouse Pet in studio? Anything is possible, and it could happen at the drop of a hat, because sometimes WE don't even know. Turn on Your Paltalk NOW!

EDIT YOUR OWN MASTER PO VIDEO: In honor of POvember, we have some untagged, raw video of Master Po doing his Kung-Fu thing against a white background. Feel free to grab, convert, and edit this footage to your heart's content:


Master Po: Star Wars Kid - For Editing

NEW Opie and Anthony Videos: Thanks to our own Sam, we have new video of Frank Darabont in studio as well as the tense Master Po confrontation:



Master Po vs. Danny, Erock, Steve, and Travis

Writer-Director Frank Darabont Visits The Opie and Anthony Show

Jimmy Dean Sausage Complaint Call: It's all over the 'net and all over the radio... it's Randy Taylor from Texas Calling Jimmy Dean about their 12oz Sausage

BABY BIRD REACTION VIDEO: So, you've seen the '2 Girls 1 Cup' Reaction Videos, right? We want to see how your friends react to the Famous Baby Bird Video!

Just videotape your dumb friends watching our dumb video then mail it to me. If it's a good reaction, we'll push it to go viral. If it sucks, then your friends probably suck and you should get new ones.

Speaking of '2 Girls 1 Cup'...look what WE found:

Now check out the new video that Sweet Victoria from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

There's all kinds of new fun and happy stories in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Sexy Strippers Practice Pole Dancing - Part 1

Sexy Strippers Practice Pole Dancing - Part 2

Alison Angel Lounges Poolside In A Tiny Pink Bikini

Marcus Ambrose Loses A Well-Behaved Wheel During a Race

Swedish Big Brother: Girls In The Shower

Sarah Michelle Gellar - Sexy Montage

KENS-TV Reporter Assaulted During Report

Repelling Santa Gets Stuck in Conroe, Texas

Sports Bar Owner RIps Customer's Genitals

Indian Man Threads Snake Through Nostrils

All you Long Island Lolita fans...the wait is over...because AMY FISHER CAUGHT ON TAPE was just released!!! (Camaro Convoy scheduled for noon)

Our li'l pal JIM NORTON is all over the HBO with his Monster Rain special. If you missed it, don't panic...because it's out on DVD for you to watch over and over again:

Jim Norton: Monster Rain - ON DVD!

Speaking of Mr James Norton, check out what you can get:

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch (Unabridged) Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke....

We're whoring ourselves all over the 'net. We're shameless. Check it:

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Tuesday Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, Adios Chicago and West Palm, Sound Clip Contest Continues, New O&A videos, Amy Fisher Sex Tape Coming, New Videos

LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Great Googly Moogly! It's ROCK SCREAM TUESDAY! It's 80's New Wave Tuesday! It's also EROCKTOBER! (Last few days, bitches!) For the next few days, we conitune to honor EROCK (err, Sexbagel, Hawk, Erik, whatever you want to call him) and all of his fumblings. Have yourself some hot tea, warm up those vocal cords, crank up some Jim Gillette, call up the show (new number: 877-212-OandA), and do your best Pet Shop Boys impression (you know... the 80's thing)... then eat some garlic butter sauce in honor of EROCK.

Yeah, so in addition to WYSP in Philadelphia, the Opie and Anthony Show will not be returning to 105.9 FM WCKG in Chicago or Buzz 103.1 WPBZ in West Palm Beach. The good news is that YOU CAN STILL HEAR US ON XM, UNCENSORED and UNCUT, SO GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM!

So, according to the New York Post, we'll be seeing a sex tape from Long Island Lolita Amy Fisher soon. Red Light District has the tape, and will be releasing it soon...which is nice, because you know how much we dig the CELEBRITY SEX TAPES.

NEW O&A VIDEOS ONLINE: Thanks to our own Sam, we have some new O&A Show videos online:



Bob Kelly Vomits After Watching '2 Girls 1 Cup'

Rob Bartlett Talks About Working With Vince McMachon

Grab a hankey and listen to the heartwarming sounds of Roland Singing The Star Spangled Banner

WIN $1000 A DAY WITH O&A: Every day, for about a month, the Opie and Anthony Show is going to give away ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to a lucky listener. Here's what you do:


1. Listen between 7am and 7:30am for the sound of the day

2. Today's sound is EROCK - "I love The Garlic Butter Sauce"

3. be the 10th caller to 1-866-212-OandA (between 7 and 7:30 ONLY, stupids)

4. That's it. Pretty simple. Try not to fuck it up.

THE RETURN OF THE WALKOVER: The Opie and Anthony Show will be broadcasting the XM WALKOVER THIS FRIDAY, November 2nd, beginning at 9am. If you'd like to join us, just look for Club Soda Kenny near 50 W. 57th St. around 9am (or just before), and walk with us for a block over to the XM Studio.

Remember, if you want to see ANY of the in-studio goodness LIVE at it happens, Turn On Your Paltalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room. Of course, if you're anything like us, you're oogling the Ladies of Paltalk, who spend most of their time in the morning TOTALLY NUDE.

Hey everybody! Check this out...

(Check out what the lovely Alicia is wearing!)

While we're on the subject of FOUNDRY CAMS, check out this awesome Halloween Compilation that the Foundry Cams girls sent us:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

We've got some new hotness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



The Tic and Tac Brothers Perform the Human Helicopter

Amy Smart Topless in 'ROAD TRIP'

1983 Video For BetaMovie Camcorder

Excessive Boob Shaking

Ronnie Coleman - Competition Montage

IRON OF THE MAIDEN - The Blooper

2 Hot Blonde Women Kissing Poolside

Steve Vai Shreds...Poorly

Drunk Girls Kissing and Falling Down

If you Missed Erock and Master Po dancing with Jill Nicolini on the CW11 yesterday, you can laugh along right here:



EROCK and MASTER PO Join JILL NICOLINI for DANCE FRIDAY

(and yes, we know she did PLAYBOY...stop sending those photos)

Our li'l pal JIM NORTON is all over the HBO with his Monster Rain special. If you missed it, don't panic...because it's out on DVD for you to watch over and over again:




Jim Norton: Monster Rain - ON DVD!

Speaking of Mr James Norton, check out what you can get:

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch (Unabridged) Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke....

We're whoring ourselves all over the 'net. We're shameless. Check it:





MySpace: Opie and Anthony

Break.com: Opie & Anthony (subscribe now to get all the updates we add to that site)

MySpace: FoundryMusic


FUBAR: FoundryMusic

Twitter: FoundryMusic


Facebook: FoundryMusic

Tuesday Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, Turn on Your Webcams, Louis CK, Rick Shapiro, Jill Nicolini, Traveling Virus at Mohegan Sun, New Videos Online

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