Monday Links: Cartwheeling cars, Bad Bank Getaway, Adulterous Indians, Lindsay Lohan in Debt, AnnaLynne McCord in A Bikini, SOUNDGARDEN reunites, MEGADETH on Cellos, SLASH at Dodger Stadium, Cassie Keller, Talia Shepard, Bikini Babes Kissing

Happy Monday boys and girls!
Did your weekend include two younug ladies kissing aggressively?

Well done, friend... there's nothing wrong with deviant behavior like having relations with multiple partners ...just keep it quiet, ya know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your attitude and your face. Please adjust both accordingly... with a chainsaw)

Cartwheeling your compact car is one way to get it to stop moving


But certainly not the most effective manner to parallel park

When planning a bank robbery getaway...


you may want to choose something a bit more speedy than a moped.

An adulterous Indian man & woman are beaten publicly...


...by several people who have never thrown a punch.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lindsay Lohan is 600k in Credit Card Debt (WWTDD)

Rlax missy Just make another movie where you show your boobs...and you'll be debt-free in no time!


Annalynne McCord Needs Attention (Drunken Stepfather)

She also needs to be in more movies where she takes her clothes off. Come ON, casting directors, where are you?

Partners in Health (FunnyCrave)

KICK ASS - Movie review (Bullz-Eye)

Sue Diamond is a Diamond in the Rough... you know, cuz she's really hot (Freakshow Planet)

Cody Love LOVES being naked. In fact, we can't find any shots of her wearing clothes (Dailyniner)

5 Horrifying Things Mother Nature Made to Wreck Your Junk (ForkParty)

Why We Love Boba Fett (Gunaxin)

Obamourage: Rough In The Buff (atom)

From the Makers of Snuggie... (Collge Humor)

Stephanie Sage has a Leopard-print thong...a reeeeally small one (z0d)

The Top 29 Cities of 2010 (Ask Men)

Tan-Through Polo Lets You Golf Without the Golfer's Tan (The Bachelor Guy)

What MMA Has Taught Us About Bar Fights (The Campus Throne)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get is the lingering stench on a toilet seat)

What's this? MEGADETH??? On cello?

Indeed. The band is PRIMITIVITY and their new disc Plays MEGADETH for Cello is in stores and online now!

Oh now THIS is big news

The reunited SOUNDGARDEN performed LIVE for the first time in thirteen years in Seattle:

The band broke up in 1997. Now they're back. For how long? who knows?

Our buddy our pal SLASH played an ultra-mellow version of the "Star Spangled Banner" at Dodger Stadium:

Apparently, there was an issue with one of his cables, so he couldn't rip into the song the way he wanted. The result was a very mellow version.

From heavy rock to heavy racks...

Stunning PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Cassie Keller is a full-time student who enjoys being naked:

and we have NO problem with her being naked. None whatsoever.

Oooh! public Nudity!

Chesty young Texas-born Talia Shepard is taking her clothes off in a parking lot:

We're willing to bet she has no problem getting parking spaces on those crowded weekends at the mall.

Two hot young blond babes in bikinis are kissing on the beach:

That is all. Blondes kissing. Beach. Bikinis...That is all.

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Tuesday Links: Holiday Weekend Clean-up, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Wheelchair Moshing, Milla Jovovich Naked and other Link Love, ALICE IN CHAINS tour kicks off, New FOUNDRY CAMS vid, Cassie Keller, Monica Lee Khashabi

After a wild weekend party, you never know what your adulterous guests are going to leave behind



These pool-skimming bikini girls are brought to you by the people who encourage adultery with bikini girls. They're like the NAACP, only better.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for PERVERTED PLANET, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlet Alexis:





RateMyWOW: ALEXIS

THAT's TERRIBLE:

He may not have functioning legs, but he's got big brass balls to go into a mosh pit in a wheelchair:




That's it, fella... spin! Spin like your life depended on it!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(But your ass-awful attitude IS, so why not cheer up, Chesterfield)



Milla Jovovich Naked in Purple Magazine (Drunken Stepfather) ..and here's Milla Jovovich Naked in Everything Else!



Angel Dark and a Lucky Glass Dildo (z0d)



Bullz-Eye.com's 2009 Fall TV Preview (Bullz-Eye)



Lindsay and Brynn are Getting Awfully Friendly (Daily Niner)



Cocaine! It's for kids, too (Dave & Thomas)



Chicago Bliss QB Loses Shorts in LFL Premiere (Gunaxin)



Hottest Hip Hop Wives (Steet Level)



India gave us food that makes your ass explode...and the lovely Priya Anjali Rai (Freakshow Planet)



The 10 Coolest Gothic Cars From TV and Movies (Recall)



The Freshman Fifteen - The Verve Pipe Parody (College Humor)



Legend of Neil, Season 2 Episode 4 - Party Montage (atom)



Beer Review - Ayinger Brau-Weisse (Tastybooze)



25 Awesome Celebrity Dolls (Super Tremendous)



You Know You're a 90's kid if... (Ice Ice Babies)



Jessica Simpson's Umbrella Fail (Don Chavez)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you cry your lonely ass to sleep every night because you suck at life)

This enchanting vixen is Cassie Keller from Playboy:



When she's not looking right through you with those piercing green eyes, she's taking her clothes off for the folks at PLAYBOY.

Speaking of beautiful PLAYBOY women, take a look at Monica Lee Khashabi:



Odd last name. Outstanding bosoms. Yay Monica

From Boobs, we move to bands, and the guys in ALICE IN CHAINS who have officially kicked off their U.S. tour:



William DuVall and Jerry Cantrell rock "Would?" at the 930 Club in Washington, DC...

As long as we're talking bands, we'll take a look at ROB ZOMBIE and his direct-to-DVD feature 'The Haunted World of El Superbeasto':



yeah, that looks like something Rob Zombie would be working on.

Now let's drool all over our FOUNDRY CAMS girls Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grind their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:





CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with the attention spans of flies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:



THE HAUNTED WORLD OF EL SUPERBEASTO - Redband Trailer

Cassie Keller Nude Playboy Photo Shoot

ALICE IN CHAINS: 'Would?' LIVE in Washington, DC

Bella Lifts Her Skirt and Shirt In Public

NINE INCH NAILS and GARY NUMAN: 'Cars' LIVE in Hollywood

Monica Lee Khashabi Strips Naked on The Couch

Power Chair Mosh Pit at CANNIBAL CORPSE Show

FOUNDRY CAMS: Grindhouse Girls Get Their Dead On

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