Tuesday Links: Ferrari in a Gravel trap, METALLICA live in New York City, W.A.S.P. live in Romania, Link Love, Busty Hotness Monica Leigh, Kimberly Wi

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Apparently, being the CEO of Ferrari doesn't require actually being able to DRIVE a Ferrari:




That's CEO Luca di Montezemolo driving a new California into a gravel trap.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)




Whose cellulite-ridden legs are these?(Drunken Stepfather)



Jai Angel is just holding her boobs in place (Gorillamask)



Girl Next Door: Jaime Young (Bullz-Eye)



Jayme Langford is totally laying on a couch... totally naked (Daily Niner)



PENTHOUSE Pet Andi Sue Irwin is Awesome...and Naked. (Freakshow Planet)



23 Understandably Depressed NFL Fans (FunnyCrave)



Vintage Video of Shaq in High School (BallHype)



101 Signs You Might Be Evil (FunnyCrave)



10 of the best speed painting videos you will ever see (Epic Carnival)



Need A Second Chance? Call Mike Brown (Yep Yep)



The $250,000 Double Bird (With Leather)



Nine: So This Perfume Commercial is going to win an Oscar? (FilmDrunk)



Uncharted 2: Among Thieves - Review (Gear Patrol)



Paranormal Activity: The Deleted Scenes (College Humor)



Marissa Tomei at some Red Carpet Event (Cougar Patrol)

WHOA! Hold on...COUGAR? Check THIS out, slim.



What are you waiting for, bub....Get on that shit, now!



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Sultry PLAYBOY Playmate Monica Leigh is getting naked in the shower:



but she's not showering... What gives? Oh, Oh. Wait. We get it.

Perky Penthouse Pet Kimberly Williams doesn't like tight clothing:



Quite frankly, we think she has an issue with ALL clothing. Away with you, vile underwear!

...and from boobies to bands, we take a look at METALLICA - who are on tour now:



"Last Caress" live at Madison Square Garden, mawfugger!

Once again, because we're oddly-obsessed, here's W.A.S.P. LIVE... in...Romainia:



WHY do we keep posting W.A.S.P. videos? WHY?!?!?!?

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:



We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".



GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:



W.A.S.P. - Crazy LIVE in Romania

Kimberly Williiams Busts Out Of Her Bra and Panties

Ferrari CEO Gets New California Stuck in Track Gravel Pit

PLAYBOY Playmate Monica Leigh in the Shower

METALLICA: Last Caress LIVE In New York City

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Tuesday Links: Holiday Weekend Clean-up, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Wheelchair Moshing, Milla Jovovich Naked and other Link Love, ALICE IN CHAINS tour kicks off, New FOUNDRY CAMS vid, Cassie Keller, Monica Lee Khashabi

After a wild weekend party, you never know what your adulterous guests are going to leave behind



These pool-skimming bikini girls are brought to you by the people who encourage adultery with bikini girls. They're like the NAACP, only better.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for PERVERTED PLANET, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlet Alexis:





RateMyWOW: ALEXIS

THAT's TERRIBLE:

He may not have functioning legs, but he's got big brass balls to go into a mosh pit in a wheelchair:




That's it, fella... spin! Spin like your life depended on it!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(But your ass-awful attitude IS, so why not cheer up, Chesterfield)



Milla Jovovich Naked in Purple Magazine (Drunken Stepfather) ..and here's Milla Jovovich Naked in Everything Else!



Angel Dark and a Lucky Glass Dildo (z0d)



Bullz-Eye.com's 2009 Fall TV Preview (Bullz-Eye)



Lindsay and Brynn are Getting Awfully Friendly (Daily Niner)



Cocaine! It's for kids, too (Dave & Thomas)



Chicago Bliss QB Loses Shorts in LFL Premiere (Gunaxin)



Hottest Hip Hop Wives (Steet Level)



India gave us food that makes your ass explode...and the lovely Priya Anjali Rai (Freakshow Planet)



The 10 Coolest Gothic Cars From TV and Movies (Recall)



The Freshman Fifteen - The Verve Pipe Parody (College Humor)



Legend of Neil, Season 2 Episode 4 - Party Montage (atom)



Beer Review - Ayinger Brau-Weisse (Tastybooze)



25 Awesome Celebrity Dolls (Super Tremendous)



You Know You're a 90's kid if... (Ice Ice Babies)



Jessica Simpson's Umbrella Fail (Don Chavez)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you cry your lonely ass to sleep every night because you suck at life)

This enchanting vixen is Cassie Keller from Playboy:



When she's not looking right through you with those piercing green eyes, she's taking her clothes off for the folks at PLAYBOY.

Speaking of beautiful PLAYBOY women, take a look at Monica Lee Khashabi:



Odd last name. Outstanding bosoms. Yay Monica

From Boobs, we move to bands, and the guys in ALICE IN CHAINS who have officially kicked off their U.S. tour:



William DuVall and Jerry Cantrell rock "Would?" at the 930 Club in Washington, DC...

As long as we're talking bands, we'll take a look at ROB ZOMBIE and his direct-to-DVD feature 'The Haunted World of El Superbeasto':



yeah, that looks like something Rob Zombie would be working on.

Now let's drool all over our FOUNDRY CAMS girls Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grind their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:





CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with the attention spans of flies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:



THE HAUNTED WORLD OF EL SUPERBEASTO - Redband Trailer

Cassie Keller Nude Playboy Photo Shoot

ALICE IN CHAINS: 'Would?' LIVE in Washington, DC

Bella Lifts Her Skirt and Shirt In Public

NINE INCH NAILS and GARY NUMAN: 'Cars' LIVE in Hollywood

Monica Lee Khashabi Strips Naked on The Couch

Power Chair Mosh Pit at CANNIBAL CORPSE Show

FOUNDRY CAMS: Grindhouse Girls Get Their Dead On

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