Danny Trejo and 'MACHETE', Edward Norton and 'The Avengers', WARRANT and Some New Guy, KID ROCK and 80 thousand NJ Boneheads, Gianna Michaels, Angelina Valentine, and their oily torsos

Happy. Umm. Monday? Wipe thr crusties from your eyes, and politely tell the two married women on either side of the bed to gather up their things

Someone is bound to be looking for them, and the weekend of debauchery you just had is all done. Well, until next weekend.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

Will MACHETE propel Danny Trejo into super-stardom?

Honestly? Probably not. Will we go see it? Absolutely. Hail Danny Trejo!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Edward Norton Got Fired from 'The Avengers' (WWTDD)


Kim Kardashian's Butt isn't getting any Smaller (Drunken Stepfather)

As usual, we'll use the above photo as an excuse to promote Kim Kardashian's sex tape... You know, the one she did with Ray J...

A Guide to Disney’s Horrible Female Role Models (feat. Photo Evidence) (UPROXX)

Rene Perez is one Seriously Spicy Li'l Meatball (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

The Incredible Bendy Bike (URLesque)

Sex Tips From Olivia Munn (Asylum)

Mary Queen. Rhymes with Dairy Queen. Her Bikini is awful. Thank God she's taking it off (Dailyniner)

Career Suicide: Ten Awful Celebrity Rants (Part I) (Campus Socialite)

Joanne has a GIANT new sex toy (z0d)

Sexy Women of the LPGA (FunnyCrave)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

Remember the hair band WARRANT? All of the original members are back, minus Jani Lane. Robet Mason is singing with them now:

Gee, who do you think the problem in that band was? C'mon... this isn't a difficult one, kids.

His name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!

He opened up the Giants Stadium BON JOVI the other day, and attempted to explain what "Bawitaba" means to 80,000 New Jersey Meatheads. It didn't work.

From Really big bands... to really big... you guessed it! Boobs!

You've heard of Gianna Michaels (and if you haven't, then shame on you):

This is Gianna Michaels oiling up her chest in a scene from 'Big Wet Tits 4'... *Applause*

Sticking with the 'Big Wet' theme, this is our favorite new plaything, Angelina Valentine:

Who must have VERY dry skin, because in this clip from BIG WET TITS 7 ...she's lubing up her chest with more oil than it takes to lube your old man's Ford.

From establised boobs to newer boobs... or 'noobs', petite, young Ariel Rebel is dancing in her underwear... much like you do when no one is looking:

only when SHE does it full-blown bisexuality tends to break out... and when you do it... the neighbors tend to freak out.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Kendra's video RULES, Police Offer Frees Dog, 50 Cent Looks Great, Jonah Hex Trailer 2, Bon Jovi at Giants Stadium, Bret Michaels On American Idol, Jorn Lande's DIO Tribute, Busty Ellen and Jamie Graham

Just in case you missed the big news...we're having a party over here because...

Kendra Exposed: The Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape is AVAILABLE NOW...and it's the most AMAZING video ever... next to the Zapruder film.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your shitty sense of entitlement)

A Plattsburg, Missouri police officer rescued a trapped pooch from a fence a while back:


... and then the dog went and did something just... silly.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The second trailer for the big screen adaptation of JONAH HEX is online:


You got yer Josh Brolin, you got your Megan Fox... *drool*, oh and don't forget John Malkovich. Oh, and LOTS of shit blowing up.

50 CENT Looks Great! (WWTDD)


Sex & The See-Through Shirt... Guess who? (Drunken Stepfather)

OK, so we limited it to a potential FOUR women...but this one is by FAR the most do-able of the bunch...and we have seen her boobies on screen.

A Tribute to Silence of the Lambs’ Buffalo Bill (Gunaxin)

Shay Laren and Her Huge Hooters are Hanging out by the Pool (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat with Richard Roeper (Bullz-Eye)

PLAYBOY's Kathleen Edge is Getting Naked ...in the study... with a candlestick... get it? CLUE joke. (Dailyniner)

The 50 Hottest World Cup WAGs of All-Time (Bleacher Report)

Step Right Up And See The Twitter (UPROXX)

Stacy Silver Shows off The Luckiest Leather Undies EVER (z0d)

Worst Death Ever: Car Crash With Flatbed Truck Hauling 17 million Bees (GammaSquad)

The 12 most awesome cowboys in TV & film history (Guyism)

A Fear Of Hobos (FunnyCrave)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to skim the pool and change the kegs in a timely fashion. Maybe next time you won't have to sleep in the garage)

Our buds in BON JOVI are on the road (click to get your mitts on the best tix!) and they christened the new Meadowlands Stadium last night:

It was an intimate affair. In front of about 50,000 screaming fans. get your tickets, kids!.

Once again, our pal BRET MICHAELS (load up that iPod, damn you) defied his doctors once again and hit the stage on American Idol last night:

...Casey James looked like a happy boy, doesn't he? Woulda been happier if he WON...but her DIDN'T.

Norwegian Metal Crooner JORN LANDE (who has been in more bands than we can count) recorded a tribute to the late great Ronnie James Dio:

Jorn Lande and his fu manchu are uber-serious.

From Rock Gods to Hot Bods...

Breastacular Busty Ellen and her 34G Boobs went for a ride...with her top down:

Get it? Top Down? Topless? Naked? Eh?

Shapely PLAYBOY babe Jamie Graham is totally nude... in the shower:

As opposed to clothed? is there any other way to shower? Evidently not.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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Monday Links: Cartwheeling cars, Bad Bank Getaway, Adulterous Indians, Lindsay Lohan in Debt, AnnaLynne McCord in A Bikini, SOUNDGARDEN reunites, MEGADETH on Cellos, SLASH at Dodger Stadium, Cassie Keller, Talia Shepard, Bikini Babes Kissing

Happy Monday boys and girls!
Did your weekend include two younug ladies kissing aggressively?

Well done, friend... there's nothing wrong with deviant behavior like having relations with multiple partners ...just keep it quiet, ya know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your attitude and your face. Please adjust both accordingly... with a chainsaw)

Cartwheeling your compact car is one way to get it to stop moving


But certainly not the most effective manner to parallel park

When planning a bank robbery getaway...


you may want to choose something a bit more speedy than a moped.

An adulterous Indian man & woman are beaten publicly...


...by several people who have never thrown a punch.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lindsay Lohan is 600k in Credit Card Debt (WWTDD)

Rlax missy Just make another movie where you show your boobs...and you'll be debt-free in no time!


Annalynne McCord Needs Attention (Drunken Stepfather)

She also needs to be in more movies where she takes her clothes off. Come ON, casting directors, where are you?

Partners in Health (FunnyCrave)

KICK ASS - Movie review (Bullz-Eye)

Sue Diamond is a Diamond in the Rough... you know, cuz she's really hot (Freakshow Planet)

Cody Love LOVES being naked. In fact, we can't find any shots of her wearing clothes (Dailyniner)

5 Horrifying Things Mother Nature Made to Wreck Your Junk (ForkParty)

Why We Love Boba Fett (Gunaxin)

Obamourage: Rough In The Buff (atom)

From the Makers of Snuggie... (Collge Humor)

Stephanie Sage has a Leopard-print thong...a reeeeally small one (z0d)

The Top 29 Cities of 2010 (Ask Men)

Tan-Through Polo Lets You Golf Without the Golfer's Tan (The Bachelor Guy)

What MMA Has Taught Us About Bar Fights (The Campus Throne)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get is the lingering stench on a toilet seat)

What's this? MEGADETH??? On cello?

Indeed. The band is PRIMITIVITY and their new disc Plays MEGADETH for Cello is in stores and online now!

Oh now THIS is big news

The reunited SOUNDGARDEN performed LIVE for the first time in thirteen years in Seattle:

The band broke up in 1997. Now they're back. For how long? who knows?

Our buddy our pal SLASH played an ultra-mellow version of the "Star Spangled Banner" at Dodger Stadium:

Apparently, there was an issue with one of his cables, so he couldn't rip into the song the way he wanted. The result was a very mellow version.

From heavy rock to heavy racks...

Stunning PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Cassie Keller is a full-time student who enjoys being naked:

and we have NO problem with her being naked. None whatsoever.

Oooh! public Nudity!

Chesty young Texas-born Talia Shepard is taking her clothes off in a parking lot:

We're willing to bet she has no problem getting parking spaces on those crowded weekends at the mall.

Two hot young blond babes in bikinis are kissing on the beach:

That is all. Blondes kissing. Beach. Bikinis...That is all.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

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FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Friday Links: Bikini girl affairs or the Dancing Bear, Joe Francis/Jayde Nicole fight, Shauvon Torres Implant busting Belly flop, Link love, SLASH plays Dodger Stadium, Katerina, Merilyn, and their big boobs

How will you spend YOUR weekend? Will you engage in a torrid affair with a lovely bikini babe?

These hot-as-hell bikini girls were brougt to you by the people who encourage affairs with sexy young bikini girls.

Because if you don't spend time with these girls... The Dancing Bear will:

He's not subtle...He's not gentle.. He's the Dancing Bear... the girls love him.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This video of Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis getting attacked by Brody Jenner's girl, PLAYBOY Playmate Jayde Nicole...

...is going to make it very hard for PLAYBOY Playmate Jayde Nicole to deny she picked a fight with Joe Francis. Still, the attorneys still need to get paid.

Considering all of the physical activity and fake tits in reality shows...

We're shocked it took this long for someone to bust open an implant (or at least THINK she did). Congrats Shauvon Torres!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your piss-poor attitude IS, so why not lighten up before someone cripples you)

College Kids - Make some extra scratch...without selling access to your doodie hole

Kayden Kross Teaches You How To Get Your Girl to do Anal (Drunken Stepfather) ...whoa boy ...We LOVES us some Kayden Kross - On Demand, yousonsabitches!

Danielle Trixie plays pool... oh, and she's naked! (Daily Niner)

A chat with Kevin Smith (Bullz-Eye)

Tylene Buck...really likes to...take her bikini off. (z0d)

Lanny Barbie. 'nuff said.

The 20 Funkiest TV Theme Songs (Gunaxin)

Top 10 Pop Culture Last Supper Parodies (Nextround)

Kanye West Comments On Barack Obama's Nobel Prize Win (HEAVY)

Where does Chocolate Milk Come From? (atom)

5 websites During the Zombie Apocolypse (College Humor)

The Prediction Test (Today's Big Thing)

Essential Guy App Roundup

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get to look at is your own. In the mirror. When you're popping butt zits)

Sexy Czech blond Katerina Hartlova is peeling off her pink lingerie:

When you have boobs THAT big, you have to let them air out. Or not. We don't know what we're talking about.

As long as we're talking about really big boobs, Merilyn Sakova is letting her boobies breathe:

What the hell is in the water in Eastern Europe that's making these boobs so big? Sheesh.

From Big Boobs to Big Guitars, it's SLASH playing the national anthem at Dodger Stadium:

HARDWARE is being re-released on DVD and Blu-Ray next week.. uncut...uncensored. You know, the good version.

Shifting gears RADICALLY, here's one more push for our own Sweet Victoria from FOUNDRY CAMS in the tightest outfit imaginable, and rocks out with LYNCH MOB:

QUICK! CLICK ON SWEET VIC...TORIA, that is.

(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

Busty Merilyn Tries on a Ton of Tops
SLASH performs the National Anthem at Dodgers Stadium
Shauvon Torres Implant-busting Belly-Flop
Katerina Hartlova Peels off her Pink Lingerie
CCTV: Joel Francis fighting with Jayde Nicole
Sexy Argentinian Babe loses Her Black Lingerie

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