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Weekends are for laying around and tossing Fritos into a busty married woman's cleavage:
look, if her man isn't giving her what she needs the YOU have to. It's a law. at least we THINK it is.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as awful as the situation you're stuck in, buddy boy)
None other than Lady GaGa was dancing to Metallica at Lollapalooza this year in Chicago:
Somewhere, in the dark corner of a room, James Hetfield is weeping quietly.
Several Spaniards learned a fast lesson in 'You Fuck with the bull, you get the horns'
That is one seriously pissed off bull. Do you know how pissed off you have to be to smash through a wooden fence? Well, WE do.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Which Big-Booty Bleached Blonde has an identical ass-tastic sister? (Drunken Stepfather)
Bestu Futurama Characters To Party With (Gunaxin)
Briana Blair has NO hair...down there. You know what we mean (Freakshow Planet)
2010 Fall TV Preview (Bullz-Eye)
Ally Ryan is all kinds of sexy, and we were going to say something witty, but man, did WE run out of steam FAST (z0d)
A Long, Painful Week Following Jessica Simpson On Twitter (EgoTV)
Megan Curry...hey, we used to know a.. oh, nevermind. *Breathe in... Breathe out...* (Dailyniner)
Your Freshman guide to picking the best Frat (The Campus Socialite)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you now take orders from a kid younger than you. Bwahaha-haha)
whoa, wait a minute, GUNS N' ROSES did a private showcase in Paris?
No one threw bottles? No one threw a tantrum? We don't believe it!.
Those nice boys in QUEENSRYCHE are still on tour (click for tickets, monkey!) and after 20 years "The Thin Line Still holds up":
20 years?? has it been THAT long since EMPIRE was released? Damn. We feel OLD. Holy Crap! It WAS 20 years ago... check out Queensrÿche's discography!
and from classic rock, we segue into...classic racks! (of course)
Busy British Bombshells Jenny Badeau and Emily Cartwright have NOTHING better to do than feel each other upon a boring afternoon:
We don't blame them. We do the same thing when we're bored... only with the neighbor's cat.
PLAYBOY hotness Jillian Beyor is a bit of a ditz. We couldn't care less though:
Why? Because Jillian's a hottie. a hottie who happens to love rough make-up sex... she's OUR kind of Gal!
Natuallly-busty Chavon Taylor is oiling up her enormous boobs. Why? Because it's called 'foreplay' you noob:
You can see Chavon's full-length hardcore scene in Big Wet Tits 4... and see just how sloppy one gal can get!
Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".
Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as bad as your taste in clothing, your friends, and your deodorant. What did you wear a skunk under each arm today?)
Redneck Rick's Poorly-executed Backhoe stunt Nearly Executes him
Even with copious amounts of planning we don't see how that was going to go well.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Say, lookee what got released today...
Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)
Scarlett Fay in a Bikini, Smoking (Drunken Stepfather)
Whoa, wait... Scarlett WHO? oooh, she's the one playing Lindsay Lohan in the porno parody of Lindsay's already-ridiculous life
Karissa and Kristina Shannon are Kissing (WWTDD)
What? You don't know who they are? They're the twin sisters who used to date Hugh Hefner. Get it together, would ya?
Silly Bands For Sex! (The Campus Socialite)
The 20 Worst Fast Food Products (Heavy)
Toilet Training Not Prerequisite for a Criminal Career (UPROXX)
Prinzzess Peels off Her Panties and Plays with her Pink Taco (Freakshow Planet)
Featured Model: Ashley Lane (Bullz-Eye)
First Look at Green Lantern's Kilowog (GammaSquad)
Cody Love just LOVES being naked...and we LOVE her for that (Dailyniner)
Partly Cloudy with a Chance of HOT: The 26 Hottest Weather Babes on TV (BroBible)
Angie Savage is wearing WAY too much clothing (z0d)
Mastering The Art Of Ticket Scalping (AskMen)
I'M SORRY:
(So sorry your breath could send seagulls away from a Staten Island landfill)
A reunited SOUNDGARDEN perfomed "Outshined" at Lollapalooza...
While a Chubby Woman does the Pee-Wee Herman dance on stage right.
The man in the hat, himself SLASH ripped into "Sweet Child O' Mine" in Tokyo:
Somewhere Stateside Axl Rose has steam shooting out of his ears.
aaaand we segue right into the boobage again, because we're SO high-brow...
When Shawna Lenee isn't going batshit crazy, she likes to do the dishes topless for a photo shoot of course:
and then she goes berserk. We think.
You probably recognize Carlotta Champagne from her PLAYBOY pictorials:
But her Foxes Photo Shoot is a lot more gooder, wouldn't ya say?
Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".
Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
