Gaga does METALLICA, Bull Busts Through Fence, Big Booty Sister, GUNS N ROSES Private Show, QUEENSRYCHE still going, Jillian Beyor, Chavon Taylor, and Busty Brits show off their... you know.

Weekends are for laying around and tossing Fritos into a busty married woman's cleavage:

look, if her man isn't giving her what she needs the YOU have to. It's a law. at least we THINK it is.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as awful as the situation you're stuck in, buddy boy)

None other than Lady GaGa was dancing to Metallica at Lollapalooza this year in Chicago:

Somewhere, in the dark corner of a room, James Hetfield is weeping quietly.

Several Spaniards learned a fast lesson in 'You Fuck with the bull, you get the horns'

That is one seriously pissed off bull. Do you know how pissed off you have to be to smash through a wooden fence? Well, WE do.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Which Big-Booty Bleached Blonde has an identical ass-tastic sister? (Drunken Stepfather)

Bestu Futurama Characters To Party With (Gunaxin)

Briana Blair has NO hair...down there. You know what we mean (Freakshow Planet)

2010 Fall TV Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Ally Ryan is all kinds of sexy, and we were going to say something witty, but man, did WE run out of steam FAST (z0d)

A Long, Painful Week Following Jessica Simpson On Twitter (EgoTV)

Megan Curry...hey, we used to know a.. oh, nevermind. *Breathe in... Breathe out...* (Dailyniner)

Your Freshman guide to picking the best Frat (The Campus Socialite)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you now take orders from a kid younger than you. Bwahaha-haha)

whoa, wait a minute, GUNS N' ROSES did a private showcase in Paris?

No one threw bottles? No one threw a tantrum? We don't believe it!.

Those nice boys in QUEENSRYCHE are still on tour (click for tickets, monkey!) and after 20 years "The Thin Line Still holds up":

20 years?? has it been THAT long since EMPIRE was released? Damn. We feel OLD. Holy Crap! It WAS 20 years ago... check out Queensrÿche's discography!

and from classic rock, we segue into...classic racks! (of course)

Busy British Bombshells Jenny Badeau and Emily Cartwright have NOTHING better to do than feel each other upon a boring afternoon:

We don't blame them. We do the same thing when we're bored... only with the neighbor's cat.

PLAYBOY hotness Jillian Beyor is a bit of a ditz. We couldn't care less though:

Why? Because Jillian's a hottie. a hottie who happens to love rough make-up sex... she's OUR kind of Gal!

Natuallly-busty Chavon Taylor is oiling up her enormous boobs. Why? Because it's called 'foreplay' you noob:

You can see Chavon's full-length hardcore scene in Big Wet Tits 4... and see just how sloppy one gal can get!

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

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Traffic Stop Gets Nasty, New video from TRAPT, Angelina Jolie at Comic-Con, Paris Hilton Naked AGAIN, New Trailers for TRON and SAW 3D, Rachel Starr, Leanne Crow, and Hayley Marie get Nude

Summer weekend = Say good-bye to your pants! and say HELLO to the trio of lonely married ladies at the beach

Women like this don't go to the beach unaccompanied unless they want some company, ya know? Reserve the motel room and stock up on booze NOW.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your people skills. No wait, those are fucking abysmal)

want to hitch a ride on the express bus to jail? Punch a Cop in the Face during a routine traffic stop:

Just like this genius in Ohio, who is a private security guard... with one hell of a short fuse, evidently.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Angelina Jolie is at Comic-Con in a tight leather outfit promoting 'SALT' (WWTDD)

and WHY is this a big deal? because after we saw how hot she is WITH clothes on, we spent an hour looking at her nude movie scenes on Mr Skin. That's WHY.


Paris Hilton is taking her clothes off ...Again (Drunken Stepfather)

Can you believe the only reason we know who this chick is because of a night-vision homemade sex tape? yes. We can, actually.
Comic Con Video: David Hasselhoff's Party Bus (FilmDrunk)

Wherever Danni Kalifornia moves, we shall follow... *drool* (Freakshow Planet)

SALT: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

18 Mad Men Inspired Design Ideas (DesignCrave)

Hillary Scott used to be blond, now she's a brunette, but her boobs are still huge and she's still really naked (Dailyniner)

Want your 15 mins of fame? Join the Life in a Day Movement (The Campus Socialte)

My code word for taking the dog on a walk… (Dave and Thomas)

Madison and Prinzzess are Blond, Bisexual, Busty, and.... wait, what were we saying? (z0d)

8 toys and activities of your childhood that you can still enjoy as an adult (Guyism)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you define your existence by the individuals you latch onto. Don't cry. Not everyone has self-confidence)

The new TRAPT album isn't coming out until October, but the video for "Sound Off" just dropped, and the song is available on iTunes:

Enjoy an angst-filled video and download some TRAPT, madam.

Now, since Comic-Con is going on in San Diego, a glut of new film trailers has hit the web. One of our favorites is hands-down The second TRON: LEGACY Trailer:

Digitally de-aged Jeff Bridges will make your inner-geek sing.

Why does this woman look so worried? She's about to be butchered in the latest edition to the SAW franchise - in 3D, no less:

Now, even though the filmmakers have said SAW 3D will be the FINAL movie in the franchise, we're willing to bet you it isn't... and the Goddamn thing keeps going...and going...and going.

From TRAPT and Trailers, we transition to... tremendous tits!

This busty British babe is Leanne Crow...and she's got 34HH-sized boobs:

yes, that's "HH" as in Holy Hell! Those Hooters are HUGE! (well, now that would be 'HHHH', wouldn't it?).

Tight and trim adult starlet Rachel Starr has an amazing ass:

It's the kind of ass you'd be willing to eat ice cream out of just like this lucky boy. Ice cream, indeed.

Back to Britain, we take a look at Hayley Marie, who is stripping naked by the stairs:

Her bra must be really itchy, because she takes that thing off like it's on fire. and no one wants Hayley to burn her boobes. Here, let us help you with that, Hayley.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

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Wednesday Links: Laptop vs Liquid Nitrogen, Instant Dharma for LOST fans, Sony fires J-LO, Mystery Cooter, Rob Zombie directs CSI: Miami

It's Hump Day, boys and girls! now get HUMPING!



Life is too short to spend all your time humping the same person, so start humping around, kiddo!

For all You LOST fans, here's some Instant Dharma from our friends at AOL TV:

THAT's TERRIBLE:

A physics professor at the University of Oklahoma was irritated with students working on their laptops in class...




SO he soaked one in liquid nitrogen and smashed the sucker. That's one way to get your point across.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)





Oh Gee whiz. Whose cooter could THIS be? (Drunken Stepfather)



You get ONE guess...and you'll be kicking yourself if you don't get it right





Sony and J-LO part ways (read: her last record tanked. Sony fired Jennifer Lopez) (WWTDD)



From the Big Screen to the Small Screen: TV Series Inspired By Movies (Bullz-Eye)



Alexis Malone has perky Melons and a shaved Muffin (FreakshowPlanet)



Six girls with a Huge Pussy (SFW) (AfroJacks)



Dani Jensen will give you a reason not to dislike Redheads (z0d)



Five Guys You Find in Every College Class (The Campus Throne)



Mulani Rivera Shows Her Massive Rack and outstanding Assets (Dailyniner)



Morgan Freeman's Only Honest Olympic Commercial (The Bachelor Guy)



How to Have Fun When You're Trapped at the Airport (URLesque)



What I know about ALIENS (Heavy)



Daily List: Five Favorite Bunny Humping Balloon Videos (Dave & Thomas)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

Did you kids know that ROB Fucking ZOMBIE directed an episode of CSI: Miami?



He sure did! Mister David Caruso will be joined by William Forsythe, Malcom McDowell and Michael Madsen on March 1st.

Who needs REAL instruments when you have holographic drums and turntabes?



...and crazy bearded guy holograms, that is.

Sexy young (and BUSTY) Latina Yurizan Beltran is unwrapping a bunch of Valentine's Day presents:



and by 'presents'...we mean 'her boobs'.

Here's another PLAYBOY hottie for your collection ... her name is Mya Matthews



She's in a car...and her shirt's off... and she'll make your happy parts happy

We can't for the life of us tell you WHY we're posting this video of Simone from Public Flash ... her voice makes us want to kick puppies.



Is it because she's showing off her ass? Yeah, probably. We're easy to figure out.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Judah Friedlander, Harvey Levin From TMZ, Hot Cougar Sex with Ilona Paris, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Dru Boogie's O&A R

Listen to today's Opie and Anthony Show on AUDIBLE! (Show is usually online around 3pm EST)

YES! We made it! It's THUR--- fuck! It's only Thursday. One more day. We keep making that same mistake.

Today on the Opie and Anthony Woodchipper Fiesta, we'll be hanging with star of stage, screen and 30 ROCK, Mr Judah Friedlander, who is going to be at Comix in New York City next weekend.

We'll also be catching up with our buddy Harvey Levin from the mighty TMZ to talk about some of the juicy celebrity gossip swirling around the bowl.

Finally, we'll be talking to Ilona Paris, who is a bonafide COUGAR (what IS a cougar, you ask? Hmm...)... and she'll be talking about her new book Hot Cougar Sex: Steamy Encounters with Younger Men.





order 'Hot Cougar Sex' online now!

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for his site LOAD MY MOUTH (So Not Safe For Work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of Adult starlet Kelly Reeder:



RateMyWOW: Jenny Reeder

Christian Bale Meltdown Audio: Yes, you've heard it on the O&A Show and up and down the interwebs, and you can't get enough of it... Actor Christian Bale had a colossal meltdown at his Director of Photography during filming for Terminator: Salvation with co-star Bryce Dallas Howard



Listen to Christian Bale Lose his F-ing mind now!

Then, once you've listened to that fifty or so times, check out the Christian Bale Soundboard

Jim Norton at Caroline's: Jimmy Nordin...er, Jim Norton is going to be at Caroline's in New York City tonight through Sunday...so go see him diddle an orphan

JIM NORTON & ARTIE LANGE: Our own Jimmy Norton and the one and only Artie Lange from the Howard Stern Show are doing a show together at the Tower Theater in Upper Darby, PA. TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW - CLICK IT, FOOL!.

(lookee what ELSE is on sale now... FINALLY!)



CLICK THE PIC TO ORDER DRU'S NEW CD - "A SPLAT ON THE WALL OF O&A"

Ladies and gentlemen, finally, after YEARS of busting his ass and donating his time creating amazing remixes and scratching live in-studio on the Opie and Anthony Show, our friend, our little buddy, our li'l studio rat pal DRU BOOGIE has released his first CD...on iTunes... For Sale...RIGHT NOW

You want FIFTY TRACKS of original O&A Remixes? BUY DRU's CD NOW!



You Can also get the full Double-disc set at Dru's MySpace Page

(and ummm, as long we're plugging music online, why not ...umm... give this a little ... *cough*...promotion)

The 1997 (and ONLY) release from FOUNDRY is now available for you to download on iTunes!



It took long enough, right? We started this process MONTHS ago, for crying out loud...










CLICK IT, FOOL!... or don't. We're just bragging.

Let's welcome the most awesomest sponsor to the Opie and Anthony POgram... it's PORN.com!! How fortunate is the bastard who registered THAT domain name?

(Mother...tell your children not to watch this clip...)

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girls Paige, Countess and Silvia sent in some great video. Our friends at CARBON 9 sent in their version of DANZIG's "Mother"... we gave all the girls official FoundryMusic Tees, and what comes next is one HELL of a great video:






CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH PAIGE, COUNTESS, and SILVIA make their Mothers Proud

We just drank a case of Monster Energy Drink and updated the MEDIA SECTION with the following:



Brea Bennet Topless In Torn Jeans

STEEL PANTHER - 'Death To All But Metal' LIVE at the Key Club

Candy Manson oils up her Huge boobs

ABC World News Now: Mantyhose - Pantyhose for Men

Bobbi Billard Peels off Her Pink Tank Top

Bill Hicks Final TV interview on CapZeyeZ in Austin, TX

Bale Out - RevoLucian's Christian Bale Remix

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