Gaga does METALLICA, Bull Busts Through Fence, Big Booty Sister, GUNS N ROSES Private Show, QUEENSRYCHE still going, Jillian Beyor, Chavon Taylor, and Busty Brits show off their... you know.

Weekends are for laying around and tossing Fritos into a busty married woman's cleavage:

look, if her man isn't giving her what she needs the YOU have to. It's a law. at least we THINK it is.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as awful as the situation you're stuck in, buddy boy)

None other than Lady GaGa was dancing to Metallica at Lollapalooza this year in Chicago:

Somewhere, in the dark corner of a room, James Hetfield is weeping quietly.

Several Spaniards learned a fast lesson in 'You Fuck with the bull, you get the horns'

That is one seriously pissed off bull. Do you know how pissed off you have to be to smash through a wooden fence? Well, WE do.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Which Big-Booty Bleached Blonde has an identical ass-tastic sister? (Drunken Stepfather)

Bestu Futurama Characters To Party With (Gunaxin)

Briana Blair has NO hair...down there. You know what we mean (Freakshow Planet)

2010 Fall TV Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Ally Ryan is all kinds of sexy, and we were going to say something witty, but man, did WE run out of steam FAST (z0d)

A Long, Painful Week Following Jessica Simpson On Twitter (EgoTV)

Megan Curry...hey, we used to know a.. oh, nevermind. *Breathe in... Breathe out...* (Dailyniner)

Your Freshman guide to picking the best Frat (The Campus Socialite)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you now take orders from a kid younger than you. Bwahaha-haha)

whoa, wait a minute, GUNS N' ROSES did a private showcase in Paris?

No one threw bottles? No one threw a tantrum? We don't believe it!.

Those nice boys in QUEENSRYCHE are still on tour (click for tickets, monkey!) and after 20 years "The Thin Line Still holds up":

20 years?? has it been THAT long since EMPIRE was released? Damn. We feel OLD. Holy Crap! It WAS 20 years ago... check out Queensrÿche's discography!

and from classic rock, we segue into...classic racks! (of course)

Busy British Bombshells Jenny Badeau and Emily Cartwright have NOTHING better to do than feel each other upon a boring afternoon:

We don't blame them. We do the same thing when we're bored... only with the neighbor's cat.

PLAYBOY hotness Jillian Beyor is a bit of a ditz. We couldn't care less though:

Why? Because Jillian's a hottie. a hottie who happens to love rough make-up sex... she's OUR kind of Gal!

Natuallly-busty Chavon Taylor is oiling up her enormous boobs. Why? Because it's called 'foreplay' you noob:

You can see Chavon's full-length hardcore scene in Big Wet Tits 4... and see just how sloppy one gal can get!

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

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Gun-Toting Store Clerk, Stallone Gets His Ass Kicked, New American Idol Judges, Montana Fishburne Makes Smut, Bret Michaels Sings Skynyrd, Queensryche hires a chubby gal, Tyler Faith, Brandy Blair, Renna Ryann

Weekend's Here! Clothing Optional! Find a Fiesty Friend and Fling those Clothes to the side...

Guilt is for suckers. Adulterous Affairs are for Brave Citizens like yourself. Do it for your country.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)

A cell phone store clerk in Chicago shows off his King Kong-sized balls in this CCTV video:

Now who's got the gun, Beeeeeyotch? OK, that's a bit much. The dude was Pakistani. Do Pakistanis even say 'Beyotch'?

You want to feel lazy? Check out 63-year old Sylvester Stallone getting his ass kicked by Steve Austin:

Sly got his ass KICKED... and his neck BROKEN while filming a fight scene for THE EXPENDABLES.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


The new judges on 'AMERICAN IDOL' are...ZZzzzzzzzzz (WWTDD)

yeah yeah... enough already with this nonses just TAKE YER SHIRT OFF! Yeah, We know. Subtle.


Everyone say Hello to MONTANA FISHBURNE: PORN STAR! (Drunken Stepfather)

You can thank the wonderful people at VIVID Entertainment for bringing this professionally-made tape to market... Montana thinks this is her ticket to fame... err, infamy...err, whatever.

Plot of ‘Charlie St. Cloud’ Recreated With Hilarious Review Quotes (FilmDrunk)

Life Inside the Bunny House (The Smoking Jacket)

Talia Kristin has 2 first names, 2 pigtails, 2 great boobs, and 2 much clothes on. (Freakshow Planet)

Movie Review: Dinner for Schmucks (Bullz-Eye)

Top 10 White-Trash TV Show Girls (BroBible)

Kiara Diane Barely gets out of the car before she gets out of her clothes (Dailyniner)

The 10 Most Dangerous MMA Fighters (InfoGraphic) (The Cage Doctors)

The 100 Hottest Women from New Jersey (BroBible)

McKenzie Miles has her hand over her no-no spot, but she's not hiding it well (z0d)

5 Essential Summertime Drinking Apparatuses (Banned In Hollywood)

High School Cheerleader Tackles Mall Thief -- and doesn't even have to hang up her cell phone to do so (LemonDrop)


I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)

What does BRET MICHAELS have in common with a million potatoes?

Absolutely Nothing. But they were both in Idaho the other day. Bret is on tour now so get your tickets... you know, before he dies.

In an effort to broaden their demographic reach, the guys in QUEENSRYCHE have enlisted the help of a chubby dominatrix:

They're trying to lure in the chubby chasers. QUEENSRYCHE is on tour now with their 'Cabaret' show... get them tickets now, madam.

Rock bands... whoosh...transition...and BOOBS!

Busty Blond MILF Tyler Faith is tired after a long day of making sex videos:

Trust us, just suspend disbelief for a minute and watch Tyler give a lucky pink vibrator the time of its life.

Bottle-blond Brandy Blair is getting a massage by a horny male masseuse:

And apparently she found the one massage parlor on the planet where you can get molested and not file charges.

Naturally beautiful brunette Renna Ryann is picking produce topless:

Some ladies squeeze the fruit. Renna likes to rub her tits on it to make sure it's ripe.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

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4th of July Fiasco in PA, Lindsay Lohan's Going to Jail, Mystery Mammaries, IRON MAIDEN, OZZY OSBOURNE, and VINCE NEIL are LIVE, Eve Angel, Lupe Fuentes, and Maya Codina are NAKED

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)

The July 4th Festivities in Palmyra, Pennsylvania sent fireworks into the night sky...

...and sent about 11 people to the Hospital. Yay Palmyra!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


It's off to Jail for Lindsay Lohan! (WWTDD)

Do women in jail have to get strip-searched? Oh please say yes... lindsay getting a body-cavity check would make our decade.


Whose ridiculously-huge rapper-wife boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)

Will Ferrell: From SNL To The Internet And Beyond (UPROXX)

Hey-O! One of our Cam Girls, Danni Davis is totally nude in Penthouse! (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat With Craig Robinson (Hot Tub Time Machine, The Office) (Bullz-Eye)

Prince Declares the Internet "Completely Over," Puts Out New Album on CD Only (URLesque)

Stay At Home Dad: The Elusive Yeti (atom)

Heather Carolin will make you think again about not wanting to bang redheads (Dailyniner)

How to Look Like Zooey Deschanel (FunnyCrave)

Jana Cova is pulling up her skirt and pulling down her panties (z0d)

Ear-Based Virginity Test (Campus Socialite)

Dutch Porn star offers oral sex to Twitter followers if Dutch win World Cup (Guyism)

San Francisco Mayor Thinks You’re All Fat Enough (EGOtv)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)

The Prince of Darkness OZZY OSBOURNE is going on tour (click for tickets) as has discovered the secret to everlasting life:

Always performing with guys 30 years younger than him... duh. This footage of "Shot In the Dark" Live in London is proof of that very concept.

It's IRON MAIDEN! 6! 6! 7! The Neighbor of the Beast!:

Wait, no. That's wrong. oh well, close enough. Maiden is on tour now, AND has a new album coming out (so get those tickets, headbanger).

Straight off a Las Vegas drunk stop, it's VINCE NEIL, ladies and gentlemen! on stage LIVE with half of SLAUGHTER:

Rockin' the classic MOTLEY CRUE in Michigan. You go, Vince.

From Naughty singers to naughty housekeepers...how's THAT for a transition?

Hungarian hotness Eve Angel is a Naughty Housekeeper:

...and that is in no way a reflection of her work ethic.

Latina Goddess Lupe Fuentes will use any excuse to get naked:

and if you need more of a fix, you can always get Lupe Fuentes Videos online here

Angelic-looking Adult Starlet Kelly Divine is starring in one of the STRANGEST scenes we've seen in a while:

Hey Fellini, relax a little. It's a skin flick. You're not getting nominated for an Oscar.

This all-natural PLAYBOY beauty is Maya Codina and she's a perky 21 year-old from Tampa:

She also has a tendency to get naked in the kitchen. Like us! Hey, we're almost twins!

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16 lb Catfish, Kendra is Popular at Hulu, SKID ROW in Sweden, DANGEROUS TOYS in Texas, Mary Carey in a Bikini, Meghan Allen in Lingerie, Kaylee Rain Topless Tennis

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your breath, your bald spot, your attitude, you face...shall we continue?)

want to see the biggest catfish ever...

caught by the biggest Arkansas Redneck Ever? Here you go, kids. A 16 lb Flathead Catfish. You figure out what the guy is saying. We're stumped.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra is Popular With Someone at Hulu (WWTDD)

For what it's worth, Kendra is popular with people who love Celebrity Sex Videos (can you say 'best selling sex video of all time?')

Sure ya can. Say it loud, brudda. Then click!


Somebody got a Sloppy Butt (Drunken Stepfather)

Most Tattooed Lady Ever! (Asylum)

Bunny Luv is a Girl that LUVS being Naked and LUVS touching herself (Freakshow Planet)

Review of the Nissan 370Z Coupe (Bullz-Eye)

Justine Jolie and Zoli are Wrapped in Latex and Getting Very Friendly (Dailyniner)

What Attracts the Virgo Man? (FunnyCrave)

Kiefer Sutherland in talks for 'Werewolf Fight Club' (FilmDrunk)

Ashton Winters and Her Tiny Tramp Stamp will Warm you up in the winter...or anytime (z0d)

Nail In the Coffin: The Best and Worst of Hollywood Vampires (UPROXX)

Eight Characters Who Should Be Superheroes (Gunaxin)

Chocolate Chile Beer Ice Cream?! Yes please! (The Bachelor Guy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to wear a rubber and knocked up some skank you met online)

What do the Swedes love more than the Winter Olympics?

They love SKID ROW, Dammit! (and they're on tour now - click for tickets)

Keeping it right around 1989 and the 'Remember those guys?' theme... it's DANGEROUS TOYS, live in San Antonio... yeah, THIS year:

When he's not working on other projects, Jason McMaster gets Dangerous Toys back together and they play gigs for cab fare... or something.

From Bands to boobs, of course...

Our blond-haired, celebrity-rehab friend MARY CAREY has a brand new site and she sent us some video to help, err, 'whore it out' so to speak:

Mary's bikini just jumped right off into the pool. Seriously. That's how it went down.

Does this PLAYBOY Pinup look familiar?

If you were a fan of Fear Factor in 2004, you saw Meghan Allen compete. If you're weren't, then you're probably just a fan of PLAYBOY.

There's got to be something in the water supply that's making all the young webcam models take off their clothes on the tennis courts. Case and point: Kaylee Rain is playing Topless Tennis

Doesn't she understand that lifting up her skirt is going to get her kicked out of the country club? Apparenly, Kaylee does not care one smidge.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

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Wednesday Links: Adios Corey Haim, French Women Love Underwear, Rozlyn Papa Video DEBUNKED! Coco's Caboose, Lindsay's Crying, New DEFTONES, AIC LIVE!

Ahh, shit. Corey Haim died this morning from an apparent overdose (who saw THAT coming?):



One down.... One to go. Let's not kill The Guy in the middle though. He's not so bad.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but your attitude stinks. You need an adjustment...with a hammer)

Never get between 1000 screaming French women and designer underwear:




You might just lose a limb .

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:





Coco's ridiculous ass is hot to some guys (Drunken Stepfather)



and if you haven't seen this video of her boobs at the beach...you should check that shit out.





Lindsay Lohan is sensitive and her feelings are hurt (WWTDD)



Yeah, uh huh Lindsay Lohan has shown her tits in shitty movies. Grow up, brat.



2010 Fantasy Baseball Preview (Bullz-Eye)



Brittany Montague has a sophisticated name...and a stripper's body (FreakshowPlanet)



Which Washed Up VH1 Celebrity Are You? - A Flowchart (FunnyCrave)



Awesome Asian Ass Arielle Lee in a Bikini... kinda (z0d)



Are Giant Squids Conspiring Against Humans? (Asylum)



Oh lord, wontcha buy me...a Nikki Benz (Dailyniner)



Top Ten Fictional Judges (Gunaxin)



The Video Game Bosses' Lament (College Humor)



Real. Working. Hovercraft. (Today's Big Thing)



How Much Money Are NCAA Players Missing Out On? (COED Magazine)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you have to seduce mentally challenged young girls in order to get laid. Sad. So so sad)

It's been a while since we heard some new DEFTONES music:



This is the first single from Diamond Eyes... it's called "Rocket Skates" [Download it!].

Our friends in ALICE IN CHAINS are on tour now (click for tickets) and hit Terminal 5 in NYC:



Their touring in support of their latest disc Black Gives Way To Blue with new singer William DuVall.

Remember the alleged Rozlyn Papa sex tape we mentioned yesterday?



Right. We said it was bullshit then, and now we're CONFIRMING IT.

The woman in the video is Lucy Love. The video clip was from Pole Position:Lex POV.



Are we embarrassed that we looked it up? No. All it did was make us look for more Lucy Love clips online which we found. Like the one above.

The short, but busty Erica Campbell might be out of the adult game....



...but we can still admire her body of work... which is scattered around the web in piles.

In honor of Carmen's new solo site check out this old school FOUNDRY CAMS video we dug up:







CLICK ON CARMEN's BREASTACULAR BODY... like, umm...now.

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