Korean Collision Caught On Camera, Ice Cream Men Brawl, Tila Tequila Topless, New DISTURBED video, AEROSMITH at Fenway Park, OZZY at OZZFEST, Kelley Scarlett and Krystal Summers show their buxom bodies

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not nearly as bad as your self-esteem. How DO you make it through the day without slitting your wrists?)

A compact car in Korea slides across the slick road and collides with an oncoming minivan:

Anyone want to guess how this turned out?

And you thought drug dealers were the only people to fight over street corners:

Mister Softy and Softy Cream Man Get into it on the streets of New York City. Now NO ONE gets ice cream! Waaaah!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Tila Tequila Was Topless When She Got Attacked (WWTDD)

Speaking of wanna-be famous people, let's plug the Montana Fishburne video... for the last time... seriously!

Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)


Oh Shit! ALIEN! Wait, no. It's Shauna Sand in a Bikini (Drunken Stepfather)

Can You believe Someone banged her on video and admitted it? Weird, right?

Whoa. Jasmin St Claire is still around? Who knew? Is that a Wig? (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Stephanie Farris (Bullz-Eye)

Sex Toy Or Dog Toy? (The Smoking Jacket)

How much is that cup of joe actually costing you (The Campus Socialite)

10 T Anchors Gone Wild (The Frisky)

The Most Bootylicious Athletes of All-Time (The Bleacher Report)

Lingerie Football League Star Goes “Full Nerd” (Gunaxin)

Liz Ashley Takes Off Her Tank Top To Expose the Tightest Body We've seen all Day (Dailyniner)

5 Things To Consider Before Beginning Your Super-Villain Career (UPROXX)

Dani Jensen Has Nice Nubs and a Nifty Little Body (z0d)

Four New Fall Shows That Will Make You Want to Kill Your TV (Asylum)

Beat The House: Prevent Your Own Wikileaks Scandal (AskMen)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry the only women that you can pick up are hungover stragglers from last night's pool party)

What is David Draiman from DISTURBED yelling about?

Oh wait, they have a new video. No need to panic. DISTURBED is on tour now (get those tickets now, Grandma!).

Steven Tyler from AEROSMITH (who are on tour now) played "Dream On" frokm the tippy-top of Fenway Park:

...and he didn't even break his hip! Aerosmith is on tour now, so go see them LIVE before Tyler and Perry kill one another.

This, folks, is OZZY OSBOURNE playing at the start of Ozzfest and he doesn't want to change the world:

He DOES, however, want to change his band members more often than he changes his socks.

From hard rock, we move gently to ... hard nipples!

Buxom British bombshell Kelley Scarlett can't keep her shirt on:

So what chance do you think a flimsy fishnet shirt has against her huge pierced boobs?

Big-breasted blond MILF Krystal Summers is a dirty dirty girl:

She pulls off her black dress, and makes a lucky employee feel even luckier.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


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The Next Three Days Trailer, Snooki's Ass is Awful, Zakk Wylde is Sober and Playing Better, Night Ranger in Jersey, Jana Defi, Angel Kiss, Devyn Devine, Tattoos, Tequila, and Foundry Cams

Blech. Monday. Hangovers. Hotel Bills and having your wife wake up the sleeping young lady you spent the weekend with... don't worry, your wife was in on it.

Love, honor, cherish, till death... sure. Threesomes are the best part about being married. Just make sure your wife picks the girl, you know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not nearly as bad as your self-esteem. How DO you make it through the day without slitting your wrists?)

Let's see.... Russell Crowe, Elizabeth Banks, and a very Noo-Yawk-ified Liam Neeson:

It's called The Next Three Days. Anyone else smell farts?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Snooki's Ass is Awful (WWTDD)

Speaking of wanna-be famous people, let's plug the Montana Fishburne video... for the last time!

Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)


Whose boobs love attention? (Drunken Stepfather)

If you don't know her yet... you'll see her naked ass in 'Piranha 3D'... there, that was a hint, right?

Jelena Jensen couldn't wait to get inside to play with herself. What WILL the neighbors think? (Freakshow Planet)

2010 Fantasy Football Preview (Bullz-Eye)

How to make your house as dangerous as possible (The Noob Dad)

Chinese Woman Invades Pitch, Chases And Attacks Referee (DJMICK)

Amazing Karaoke Video Personal Ad (Heavy)

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game (The Campus Socialite)

Women Flash Breasts To Rob Very Happy Victim (UPROXX)

Dylan Rider is Riding the luckiest Red Couch EVER (Dailyniner)

5 Famous Guys Who Slid Way Down the Food Chain to Cheat (The Smoking Jacket)

Krystal Web is wearing gold panties and pink shoes. Thank God she doesn't keep them on for long (z0d)

Haters Gonna Hate Guy IRL (NextRound)

Mad Men: Just the Badass Parts (GammaSquad)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry the only women that you can pick up are hungover stragglers from last night's pool party)

ZAKK WYLDE minus Booze = Much more gooder guitar playing in BLACK LABEL SOCIETY:

BLACK LABEL SOCIETY is playing OZZFEST and a ton of other dates (get them tickets now, ma'am!).

You wouldn't think it, but NIGHT RANGER can still rock in America:

... or New Jersey, at least. That's kinda the armpit of America.

From Rock, we segue gently into...racks!

Czech hotness Jana Defi is getting all clean and spending a lot of time on her boobies:

DO boobs really get THAT dirty, or is ... oh, wait. We get it.

So you like big boobies, do ya, Lloyd? Check out Devyn Devine... who ain't exactly Dainty:

Some guys like barbie doll-lookin' chicks. some guys like a lot more cushion when they're pushin'.

What does Angel Kiss have in common with a 1973 Buick?

Nothing. Zip. Zero. except that neither of them fit into a tiny purple garter...and even that's a stretch.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Corrections officer Corrected, Montana Fishburne Still Exposed, Paris Hilton is Magical, DISTURBED's new Video is Cheerful, ALICE COOPER wants Freaks, SLAYER on Fallon, Eva Evangelina & Taylor Stevens are busty

Do you know why the ancient Sumerians called Wednesday "Hump Day"? because of all the inter-office affairs that were taking place... Sheesh, and you said you were smart.

It's a centuries-old tradition, so take that horny co-worker of yours to a local motel and soil the sheets. more than they already HAVE been, we mean.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as bad as your taste in clothing, your friends, and your deodorant. What did you wear a skunk under each arm today?)

A vermont Corrections officer has to be corrected...with a Taser!

Barry Mulcahy was the head of training prison staff... looks like he trained his guys well.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Oooh! Didya hear about this young lady?

Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)


She's got Legs... She knows how to use them... Who? (Drunken Stepfather)

Oh, c'mon... you know who she is... or do we need to link you to the nudie shots she did before she was a briefly-world-famous singer?... ok, there. We gave it away again.


Marilyn Monroe Lives! oh wait, no. Paris Hilton is a Witch (WWTDD)

You know, for a girl whose only claim to fame is a crappy nightvision porno flick, she doesn't do too bad for herself

Sasha shows you what's under her tight dress and pink panties (Freakshow Planet)

Madden NFL 11 - Game Review (Bullz-Eye)

The Five Worst Profanities, Slurs and Insults (BroBible)

25 Beer Bellies Every Man Should Aspire To (Noob Dad)

Stop picking your nose... google maps is watching (The Campus Socialite)

5 Unbelievable Things Used to Commit Armed Robbery (The Smoking Jacket)

Amy and Charlie are two lovely ladies who are getting awfully friendly awfully fast (Dailyniner)

Predator's Teenage Son (College Humor)

Nautica Thorn has thigh-high boots, black panties...and nothing else (z0d)

The 20 Most Ill-Conceived Athlete Endorsements of All-Time (SportsPickle)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry your breath could send seagulls away from a Staten Island landfill)

Famine. Pestilence. Drought. Poverty. These are just a few of the cheerful themes in the new DISTURBED video. They have a new album called Asylum that drops later this month.

DISTURBED is going on tour - Get those tickets now.

ALICE COOPER wants YOU ... to mutilate yourself... for his amusement:

Alice will be bringing his freaks out on tour - get those tickets now!.

Even in middle-age, the guys in SLAYER are as mellow as ever:

SLAYER is churning up the road with MEGADETH - You go see them. Now!.

because we like boobs more than your average bunch o' sickos...

We hear that Eva Evangelina has to wear glases during sex because she's blind as a bat:

It's a good thing too because this explicit scene was almost done with a bottle brush.

Busty Blond Taylor Stevens is wrapped in the biggest blue fishnet shirt we have ever seen:

There's a fishing boat in Glouster, Massachusetts that won't be able to go out this week.

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".



Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)

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Montana Fishburne Exposed Released, Backhoe Fling Fail, Shannon Twins Kissing, SOUNDGARDEN at Lollapalooza, SLASH in Tokyo, Shawna Lenee Does Dishes, Carlotta Champagne Does Naked

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as bad as your taste in clothing, your friends, and your deodorant. What did you wear a skunk under each arm today?)

Redneck Rick's Poorly-executed Backhoe stunt Nearly Executes him

Even with copious amounts of planning we don't see how that was going to go well.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Say, lookee what got released today...

Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)


Scarlett Fay in a Bikini, Smoking (Drunken Stepfather)

Whoa, wait... Scarlett WHO? oooh, she's the one playing Lindsay Lohan in the porno parody of Lindsay's already-ridiculous life


Karissa and Kristina Shannon are Kissing (WWTDD)

What? You don't know who they are? They're the twin sisters who used to date Hugh Hefner. Get it together, would ya?

Silly Bands For Sex! (The Campus Socialite)

The 20 Worst Fast Food Products (Heavy)

Toilet Training Not Prerequisite for a Criminal Career (UPROXX)

Prinzzess Peels off Her Panties and Plays with her Pink Taco (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Ashley Lane (Bullz-Eye)

First Look at Green Lantern's Kilowog (GammaSquad)

Cody Love just LOVES being naked...and we LOVE her for that (Dailyniner)

Partly Cloudy with a Chance of HOT: The 26 Hottest Weather Babes on TV (BroBible)

Angie Savage is wearing WAY too much clothing (z0d)

Mastering The Art Of Ticket Scalping (AskMen)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry your breath could send seagulls away from a Staten Island landfill)

A reunited SOUNDGARDEN perfomed "Outshined" at Lollapalooza...

While a Chubby Woman does the Pee-Wee Herman dance on stage right.

The man in the hat, himself SLASH ripped into "Sweet Child O' Mine" in Tokyo:

Somewhere Stateside Axl Rose has steam shooting out of his ears.

aaaand we segue right into the boobage again, because we're SO high-brow...

When Shawna Lenee isn't going batshit crazy, she likes to do the dishes topless for a photo shoot of course:

and then she goes berserk. We think.

You probably recognize Carlotta Champagne from her PLAYBOY pictorials:

But her Foxes Photo Shoot is a lot more gooder, wouldn't ya say?

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".



Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)

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FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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Rapper hit by Ice Cream Truck, Montana Fishburne in a Music Video & Sex Tape, ROB ZOMBIE is still pissed at OZZY, IRON MAIDEN live in NYC, Sasha Grey and Veronika Zemanova get Naked

It's time for that mid-week fling, so clock out early and take a flirty co-worker to a local motel...

"Hump day" rolls off the tongue better than "Take a flirty co-worker to a local motel Day" and that's why the Greeks called it 'hump day' day in the first place. Yes, it was the Greeks. You think we just make this shit up?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)

If you're dumb enough to dance backwards into traffic, then you probably deserve to get smacked by an ice cream truck:

Just like this brilliant 26 year-old rapper who sauntered his way into traffic singing his own songs.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Montana Fishburne's Sex Tape is getting Bumped up (WWTDD)

We say 'Thank you' to the nice folks at Vivid Entertainment for Bringing the Montana Fishburne Sex Tape to Market... Excellent work, folks!

Speaking of the lovely Montana Fishburne, she's about to win the Nobel Prize for 'Disappointing Daddy' with her cameo in Brian Pumper's new rap video:

This li'l ditty is affectionately called "Oh and It's Shaved". It's about umm... shaving?


guess who's all growed up and getting naked in the movies? (Drunken Stepfather)

You want a hint? Hmm... Run, Forrest! Ruuuun!... Dead giveaway? Damn.

The Ten Most Notorious Nerd Queens (Gunaxin)

Drunken Internet Distractions (College Humor)

Alexis Ford has the Cadillac of Hineys (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Jaime Young (Bullz-Eye)

IHC imagines The Expendables in the decade it should have happened: The 1980s (I Heart Chaos)

Alisha King is wearing an old-school fedora...and that's it. (Dailyniner)

20 Great TV Ad Campaigns for 20 Great Beers (BroBible)

Alexis Texas shows her young blond friend all about southern hospitality (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)

Someone is holding a grudge, aren't they? ROB ZOMBIE was being interviewed backstage at the Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival and ripped OZZY OSBOURNE...again:

Rob doesn't take too kindly to Ozzy taking his band members. second slam in a month, dammit.

...and when he's NOT pissed off ROB ZOMBIE makes happy music...well, depending on your definition of 'Happy':

Mo' Human 'den Human, mudderfuggers.

Holy crap. Who knew New York City had so many Headbangers? IRON MAIDEN is on tour now (click for them tix)...and they packed Madison Square Garden:

Manhattan Metalheads... Who knew?

From metal... we segue onto...MELONS!

Sultry skinny adult mega-starlet Sasha Grey can't get out of her skirt fast enough:

Sasha Grey is one of the few adult stars who can make THIS kind of smutty goodness and then go on to make mainstream films lke 'The Girlfriend Experience'

Busty Czech beauty Veronika Zemanova was born into poverty:

What better reason to use your fantastic female form to lift yourself out of the poorhouse.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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