Gaga does METALLICA, Bull Busts Through Fence, Big Booty Sister, GUNS N ROSES Private Show, QUEENSRYCHE still going, Jillian Beyor, Chavon Taylor, and Busty Brits show off their... you know.

Weekends are for laying around and tossing Fritos into a busty married woman's cleavage:

look, if her man isn't giving her what she needs the YOU have to. It's a law. at least we THINK it is.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as awful as the situation you're stuck in, buddy boy)

None other than Lady GaGa was dancing to Metallica at Lollapalooza this year in Chicago:

Somewhere, in the dark corner of a room, James Hetfield is weeping quietly.

Several Spaniards learned a fast lesson in 'You Fuck with the bull, you get the horns'

That is one seriously pissed off bull. Do you know how pissed off you have to be to smash through a wooden fence? Well, WE do.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Which Big-Booty Bleached Blonde has an identical ass-tastic sister? (Drunken Stepfather)

Bestu Futurama Characters To Party With (Gunaxin)

Briana Blair has NO hair...down there. You know what we mean (Freakshow Planet)

2010 Fall TV Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Ally Ryan is all kinds of sexy, and we were going to say something witty, but man, did WE run out of steam FAST (z0d)

A Long, Painful Week Following Jessica Simpson On Twitter (EgoTV)

Megan Curry...hey, we used to know a.. oh, nevermind. *Breathe in... Breathe out...* (Dailyniner)

Your Freshman guide to picking the best Frat (The Campus Socialite)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you now take orders from a kid younger than you. Bwahaha-haha)

whoa, wait a minute, GUNS N' ROSES did a private showcase in Paris?

No one threw bottles? No one threw a tantrum? We don't believe it!.

Those nice boys in QUEENSRYCHE are still on tour (click for tickets, monkey!) and after 20 years "The Thin Line Still holds up":

20 years?? has it been THAT long since EMPIRE was released? Damn. We feel OLD. Holy Crap! It WAS 20 years ago... check out Queensrÿche's discography!

and from classic rock, we segue into...classic racks! (of course)

Busy British Bombshells Jenny Badeau and Emily Cartwright have NOTHING better to do than feel each other upon a boring afternoon:

We don't blame them. We do the same thing when we're bored... only with the neighbor's cat.

PLAYBOY hotness Jillian Beyor is a bit of a ditz. We couldn't care less though:

Why? Because Jillian's a hottie. a hottie who happens to love rough make-up sex... she's OUR kind of Gal!

Natuallly-busty Chavon Taylor is oiling up her enormous boobs. Why? Because it's called 'foreplay' you noob:

You can see Chavon's full-length hardcore scene in Big Wet Tits 4... and see just how sloppy one gal can get!

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

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QUEENSRYCHE singer wears eyeliner, Heidi Montag Sex Tape Drama, MOTLEY CRUE at Ozzfest, MARTY FRIEDMAN's new Video, Topless fun with Gia Malone, September Carrino, and Sara Stone

Hip, hip, Hoo... blech. It's Monday. the pants have to be on, and your spicy latina co-worker has to go home... because her kids are bound to be wondering where she is.

yeah, right... Like you never fooled around with someone at work. Unless you work at a slaughterhouse, in which case the blood is a bit of a turn off.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not even remotely as bad as your receding hairline and breath. Here's a mint and some Rogaine)

We're fans of QUEENSRYCHE, but the amount of eyeliner singer Geoff Tate is wearing has been a little suspect:

granted, they are doing the whole Queensyche Cabaret thing, but ease up on the eye makeup, wouldya? No? OK. Fine. We have no pull.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Heidi Montag, Karissa Shanon made a lesbian sex tape (WWTDD)

Well OF COURSE they did. Why Wouldn't they have... Vivid Entertainment says the real money lies with a Spencer/Heidi sex tape. Who knew Vivid liked the dick so much? (pun intended)


ooh! an ass in a purple bikini! Who could it be? (Drunken Stepfather)

We're betting on 'Who Gives a Shit?' but you, however might just want to know what this Not-So-Ugly Betty is all about. See? That was just the right amount of hint, wasn't it?

A History of (Sports) Violence (The Campus Socialite)

Sophie Moone Can Moon us any day of the week (Freakshow Planet)

Interview With Spike Lee (Bullz-Eye)

Jazmine Lyn Likes Looking at Her Boobs. Funny, so do we (z0d)

Janelle Priego is ridding herself of her pesky lingerie (Dailyniner)

How to Make a Game Out of a Movie (That Doesn't Suck) (UPROXX)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that most of your friends' names are plastered on the front of whiskey bottles)

Our pals in MOTLEY CRUE are on the road with OZZFEST, and this is what Vince Neil looked like in Hartford the other night:

Thanks to Mike for the great footage.

After several years in MEGADETH, and then bailing to live in Tokyo, this is what MARTY FRIEDMAN is up to:

So THAT's what living in Japan for ten years will do to your guitar playing.

From Great Guitarists to Great Big Boobies...

Busty blond MILF Gia Malone can't wait to show off her boobies:

She pulls them out in the passenger seat before getting slammed in the living room. You know, she's an active older gal.

Now, for the high-brow audience...naturally large-breasted September Carrino is bouncing on her bed:

Her boobs are obnoxiously huge, so watching them bounce freely like that just makes us giggle.

We're going to nominate Sara Stone for Secretary of the Year:

She gives her agitated boss a nice back rub... and a whole helluva lot more...because she's a good egg.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

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Gun-Toting Store Clerk, Stallone Gets His Ass Kicked, New American Idol Judges, Montana Fishburne Makes Smut, Bret Michaels Sings Skynyrd, Queensryche hires a chubby gal, Tyler Faith, Brandy Blair, Renna Ryann

Weekend's Here! Clothing Optional! Find a Fiesty Friend and Fling those Clothes to the side...

Guilt is for suckers. Adulterous Affairs are for Brave Citizens like yourself. Do it for your country.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)

A cell phone store clerk in Chicago shows off his King Kong-sized balls in this CCTV video:

Now who's got the gun, Beeeeeyotch? OK, that's a bit much. The dude was Pakistani. Do Pakistanis even say 'Beyotch'?

You want to feel lazy? Check out 63-year old Sylvester Stallone getting his ass kicked by Steve Austin:

Sly got his ass KICKED... and his neck BROKEN while filming a fight scene for THE EXPENDABLES.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


The new judges on 'AMERICAN IDOL' are...ZZzzzzzzzzz (WWTDD)

yeah yeah... enough already with this nonses just TAKE YER SHIRT OFF! Yeah, We know. Subtle.


Everyone say Hello to MONTANA FISHBURNE: PORN STAR! (Drunken Stepfather)

You can thank the wonderful people at VIVID Entertainment for bringing this professionally-made tape to market... Montana thinks this is her ticket to fame... err, infamy...err, whatever.

Plot of ‘Charlie St. Cloud’ Recreated With Hilarious Review Quotes (FilmDrunk)

Life Inside the Bunny House (The Smoking Jacket)

Talia Kristin has 2 first names, 2 pigtails, 2 great boobs, and 2 much clothes on. (Freakshow Planet)

Movie Review: Dinner for Schmucks (Bullz-Eye)

Top 10 White-Trash TV Show Girls (BroBible)

Kiara Diane Barely gets out of the car before she gets out of her clothes (Dailyniner)

The 10 Most Dangerous MMA Fighters (InfoGraphic) (The Cage Doctors)

The 100 Hottest Women from New Jersey (BroBible)

McKenzie Miles has her hand over her no-no spot, but she's not hiding it well (z0d)

5 Essential Summertime Drinking Apparatuses (Banned In Hollywood)

High School Cheerleader Tackles Mall Thief -- and doesn't even have to hang up her cell phone to do so (LemonDrop)


I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)

What does BRET MICHAELS have in common with a million potatoes?

Absolutely Nothing. But they were both in Idaho the other day. Bret is on tour now so get your tickets... you know, before he dies.

In an effort to broaden their demographic reach, the guys in QUEENSRYCHE have enlisted the help of a chubby dominatrix:

They're trying to lure in the chubby chasers. QUEENSRYCHE is on tour now with their 'Cabaret' show... get them tickets now, madam.

Rock bands... whoosh...transition...and BOOBS!

Busty Blond MILF Tyler Faith is tired after a long day of making sex videos:

Trust us, just suspend disbelief for a minute and watch Tyler give a lucky pink vibrator the time of its life.

Bottle-blond Brandy Blair is getting a massage by a horny male masseuse:

And apparently she found the one massage parlor on the planet where you can get molested and not file charges.

Naturally beautiful brunette Renna Ryann is picking produce topless:

Some ladies squeeze the fruit. Renna likes to rub her tits on it to make sure it's ripe.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

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Dio is Dead, Cyclist vs Car, Inside a Tornado, Kendra is Behind the Sex Tape, Jenna Bentley and Creepy Old Guy, QUEENSRYCHE and the Chunky Dominatrix, CHICKENFOOT's New Video, Veronica Saint's Lucky Thong, Jayden James Topless Car Ride, New Carmen Video

Shake off that Monday morning hangover and wake up the drunk woman in the bathtub

Don't worry. Just get her home before her husband wakes up and then you can do it again next weekend...have an affair. Live it up a little!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)

RIP Ronnie James Dio, who lost his battle with stomach cancer yesterday morning.


Click the pic to see Dio in healthier times, during his April 2007 visit to the Opie and Anthony Show.

A British Cyclist and His Brand New Helmet-Cam go out for a ride:


And get bounced off the hood of an old woman's car.

This video taken INSIDE of a Tornado in Norman, Oklahoma...


Will give you one more reason to never move to Norman, Oklahoma.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra is Behind the release of her Sex Tape...Part 4 (WWTDD)

Holy crap, could this be more transparent? Just let VIVID release the video later this month, make your money, and be done with it. Stop acting all wounded.


Playboy Playmate Jenna Bentley Rolling Around on a Beach with a creepy old guy (Drunken Stepfather)

And any creepy old guy who can afford the company of PLAYBOY models is a friend of ours!

Kimbo Slice: Does The UFC Need A New One? (AskMen)

Brilliant Ads For Canadian Porn Channel (Video SFW) (Warming Glow)

Shannon Stewart Shows off Her Smokin' Hot Body (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Olinda Cataneda (Bullz-Eye)

Bambi and Ariel are Touching Tongues and Mid-Sections (Dailyniner)

Arguing the Merits of the Doubledown With Rachel Ray (FunnyCrave)

Saving serious dough time: Here is your "Best Time to Buy" guide for 35 products guys need (The Bachelor Guy)

Jenna and Her Big Boobs are Crawling All Over the Pool Table (z0d)

Before The Journey Begins: This One Is For The Freshman (The Campus Socialite)

A Tribute to the Muppets' Statler and Waldorf (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)

our friends in QUEENSRŸCHE (who are on tour now - click for tickets) have a new Cabaret-style show:

...and they've enlisted the help of a chunky dominatrix to make it more appealing... to chubby chasers.

Those talented guys in CHICKENFOOT have released the FIFTH video from their debut disc:

the band's debut disc has sold over 750k copies! (that's a lot of Tequila)

From Supergroups to super-hot ass

The lovely Veronica Saint is sporting the world's tiniest, luckiest thong:

Of course, Veronica isn't wearing it for long...if you catch our meaning.

Fun-loving, Free-Spirited adult starlet Jayden James is going for a ride with her top down:

Get it? "Top Down"? "Shirt Off"? oh please, like all she's doing is riding around topless... there's a LOT more to see, Chester.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

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Tuesday Links: Tipped over Tanker, Link Love, QUEENSRŸCHE and VINCE NEIL live, old-school Shauna Sand, Ivy Black, Heaven Huntington

Hey-O and Happy Tuesdee. If you're not fornicating with a married neighbor, then you're not doing your civic duty. Think about it, whydontcha?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

A tanker explodes and the cameraman runs TOWARD the fire...

How does he move so quickly with those enormous brass balls?

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your constant bitching, pissing, and moaning is really getting on our nerves)

Pamela Anderson's crotch goes Snowboarding in Malibu(Drunken Stepfather)
Say, did you see the video of Pam boning Bret Michaels? We did.

Carla is holding her Dildo like a lightsaber. A lucky lightsaber (Daily Niner)

Featured Model: Nina (Bullz-Eye)

Jana Jordan is in a chair upside-down showing off her no-no spot (z0d)

Hot Hustler SexBomb Carmella Bing (Freakshow Planet)

Shoulda Wrapped It Up (Yep Yep)

11 “Treats” You Pray You Don’t Get on Halloween (Top Cultured)

The 10 best Brady Bunch mashups of all-time (Epic Carnival)

Daryl Hannah Looking Very Cougarly (Cougar Patrol)

Anna Farris Looks Like Harry Dunne (Don Chavez)

Always sh*ting on the job? Find out how much it’s worth (Minimum Rage)

Scuba Cat? Scuba Cat. (Warming Glow)

GI JOE DVD Prize Pack Giveaway (GearPatrol)

Vampire Reunion (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your only aspiration in life is to drink yourself into a coma all weekend)

Before Shauna Sand was hawking her sex tape, she looked pretty damn hot.

This is her during a 1997 PLAYBOY calendar shoot.

Everyone take a look at the enormous yellow shirt on Ivy Black:

It's so big and unwieldy. It's no wonder she needs to get rid of it so quickly.

From babes to bands... we take a look at QUEENSRŸCHE, who are touring now:

"Helloooooo Englewood, New Jersey!" Get those QUEENSRŸCHE on Stub Hub now, kids!.

Keeping with the music, we look at MÖTLEY CRÜE frontman Vince Neil:

Doing some LED ZEPPELIN in Vegas. New MÖTLEY CRÜE disc coming next year...

Aaaaand back to boobies with Heaven Huntington, who is scrupulously washing her enormous boobs.

He bosoms must get very dirty very quickly. She spends a lot of time soaping them up.

Speaking of which, Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) brought the "Bread Balls" from his new project BOMBASTIC MEATBATS. FOUNDRY CAMS babes Kyra, Vikki and Nyli brought the sexy for our latest video:

CLICK ON KRYA'S BOOBS TO BRING THE BOMBASTIC MEATBATS!

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

VINCE NEIL: 'Rock & Roll' LIVE in Las Vegas
Ivy Black Yanks Off Her Long Yellow Shirt
QUEENSRŸCHE: 'Best I Can' LIVE in Englewood, New Jersey
Heaven Huntington Takes A Shower
Tipped Over Fuel Tanker Explodes
Shauna Sand 1997 PLAYBOY Calendar Photo Shoot

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