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THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as the news you're about to get, fella)
I now pronounce you man and... aww shit... the photographers are kicking the shit out of one another.

When the HELL could two wedding photographers POSSIBLY be brawling about?.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Heather Locklear is Starting to look her age (Drunken Stepfather)
Goddamn, man. Remember what Heather Locklear USED to look like?
Astronaut Douglas Wheelock's 30 Coolest Twitpics of Earth from Space (FunnyCrave)
Sasha is without question the most stunning woman we have ever... umm... *drool* (Freakshow Planet)
2010 NFL Preview (Bullz-Eye)
Kiera Moone has her hand in her panties. Maybe she's got an itch? (z0d)
14 Year Old Jr High Phenom Commits to Indiana (The Hoop Doctors)
Kagney Linn Karter is sitting on the stairs, sans panties. Thank you Jesus. (Dailyniner)
Fantasy Football Names: The 50 Funniest Of 2010 (Bleacher Report)
Please Come Back To Me Fratmusic (The Campus Socialite)
Meme Watch: Strutting Leo (UPROXX)
2010 SpoCom Hawaii - Booth Babes, Promo Models, Go-Go Dancers & Girls Galore (Sub5Zero)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you got passed over for that promotion...again)
After 33 years, how sick do you think TED NUGENT is of playing "Cat Scratch Fever"?

Prbably very. And that's UNCLE TED to you!
Wait a sec... GUNS N' ROSES played a show in Milan...and no one threw shit...and no one had a hissy fit...

...and no one ran off stage? Naaaah, we don't believe it. Nope. Never.
OOOH! SexyBitchesMakingTheNakedHappyFuntime!
Perky young Andie Valentino is feeling a little constricted in her pink panties:

Off with you, vile underwear! Never to be seen again! Underwear is for prudes, dammit.
Perky young PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Cassia Walton cannot seem to keep her clothes on:

Really. They vanish... and then all kinds of fornication starts... because that's what happens.
21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".

Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)Happy Friday, everybuddy! It's FU Friday, Point-and-Laugh Friday, Air Guitar Friday, and... Al Roker Friday (thanks for blowing us off, fokker). We have a TON going on today, so you don't want to miss out on a second. Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs will be hanging out with the boys today, and then we'll be shooting the proverbial shit with James L Brooks, Al Jean and David Silverman from The Simpsons, so we're all psyched about that.Remember, if you want to see all of the in-studio action LIVE as it happens, Turn on your PALTALK. (of course, you may already be doing that watching all the lovely Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex. We watch them, and you should too!)Thanks to our own E Rock, we have tons of new O&A Photos Online:
Jim Norton's Birthday Party / Gina Lynn in studio / Jill Nicolini in studio
Creampie Jones gets a Creampie
Opie's Crazy Brother Elmo and his Needle
Doody War: Pat Duffy vs. East Side DaveThanks to our own SAM, we have new O&A Videos online:
Jim Norton's Birthday Party - Jill Nicolini Enters with a cake
Jim Norton's Birthday Party - Gina Lynn Enters with a cake
The War To Settle The Score: Pat Duffy Staples His Sack
Jim Norton's Birthday Party - Pat Duffy's StuntHARRY POTTER SPOILERS?: You never know what kind of malarkey is going to show up online before the major release of a book like Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows... You might just want to Check out this little gem we found on YouTube!The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus is coming to The Tweeter Center in Mansfield, MA on July 21st (That's TOMORROW), so make sure you have your tickets!!!TICKET SPECIAL FOR MILITARY PERSONNEL: In July, there are 10,000 troops in Massachusetts undergoing training from all branches of the Military. In an effort to support our troops we are offering free admissions to the Traveling Virus show in Mansfield, MA for anyone who presents a valid Military ID.
Tickets will be available at the show. 1 Ticket per Military ID and that the seats will be pavilion seats not lawn.If you can't make the Mansfield show, you can still PRETEND you were there...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, hand-crafted with real turtle turds (so we're told... we could be mistaken):

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!

Click the PIC! Order yours today!Speaking of shirts...

(Check out what Carmen is wearing!)The lovely Milan from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in a great new video showing off her F*CK ME SHIRT...and her amazing body... wowee.
FOUNDRY CAMS: Milan Rocks out in her F*CK ME shirtThere's another batch of video goodness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:
Sheila Shows Off In A Bikini and Short Skirt
Louis CK's Dog Vs. A Sprinkler
Banned New Zealand Burger King Commercial
Japanese Men Lip Sync To a Song with No Lyrics
Perverted Justice Founder Confronted by Dallas ReporterThe Return of WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??? (Grand Prize Winner Gets an iPhone!): We're bringing back one of the more disgusting events the O&A SHOW has ever done. It's What the Hell is that?, where you get to come in, show us something on your body that you CAN NOT identify (growth, bump, legion, pustule, carbunkle, limb, or otherwise) and we get to examine, diagnose (no, not really) and most importantly...point and laugh. EMAIL TRAVIS WITH ALL YOUR CONTACT INFO IF YOU WANT IN
Then of course, you can check out these VIDEOS from the last time we did WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? in 2001:
What The Hell Is That? - Clip 1
What The Hell Is That? - Clip 2
What The Hell Is That? - Clip 4
What The Hell Is That? - Clip 5Like what we're doing? Add us to your TECHNORATI favorites
Happy Birthday to our own Jimmy Norton! Today will be full of all kinds of surprises for our pal, so Turn on your PALTALK and check out the show LIVE (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see us now!)LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)One of our special guests, Gina Lynn, brought Jimmy a tranny cake (Thanks Pamela!)... Check out Gina's old school photos now:
Gina Lynn - Old School Photos 1
Gina Lynn - Old School Photos 2 In addition to celebrating young Jim Norton's birthday, we'll also be talking to Joel McHale from E!'s The Soup, and then we'll be checking in with the one and only Al Roker...and there might be some 'surprises'...so you don't want to miss out today, kids!HARRY POTTER SPOILERS?: You never know what kind of malarkey is going to show up online before the major release of a book like Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows... You might just want to Check out this little gem we found on YouTube!Want to get Jim Norton a birthday gift? Line his pockets, dammit! Buy his new book, HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch now!O&A Fan Nailed on 'To Catch A Predator': Last night on DATELINE, Chris Hansen confronted a 25 year-old man in Ocean County, NJ... who just happened to be a fan of the Opie and Anthony Show. WATCH THE 'DATELINE' VIDEO HEREThe Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus is coming to The Tweeter Center in Mansfield, MA on July 21st (That's NEXT WEEKEND), so make sure you have your tickets!!!TICKET SPECIAL FOR MILITARY PERSONNEL: In July, there are 10,000 troops in Massachusetts undergoing training from all branches of the Military. In an effort to support our troops we are offering free admissions to the Traveling Virus show in Mansfield, MA for anyone who presents a valid Military ID.
Tickets will be available at the show. 1 Ticket per Military ID and that the seats will be pavilion seats not lawn.If you can't make the Mansfield show, you can still PRETEND you were there...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, molded from real bird anuses (so we're told... we could be mistaken):

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!

Click the PIC! Order yours today!Speaking of shirts...

(Check out what Carmen is wearing!)The lovely Milan from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in a great new video showing off her F*CK ME SHIRT...and her amazing body... wowee.
FOUNDRY CAMS: Milan Rocks out in her F*CK ME shirtThere's another batch of video goodness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:
Fat Kid Does A Back Flip
President Bush Caught Lying about 9/11 knowledge
NBC Anchors Laugh at Model Falling on Runway
Sexy Girls Showing Off Their Bikinis
Two Buff Women Arm Wrestling
Bikini Girl Montage
'Never Gonna Give You Up' - Covered by Tay Zonday
Iron Sheik Rant in Oshawa Ontario
'Chololate Rain' by Tay Zonday
The Return of WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??? (Grand Prize Winner Gets an iPhone!): We're bringing back one of the more disgusting events the O&A SHOW has ever done. It's What the Hell is that?, where you get to come in, show us something on your body that you CAN NOT identify (growth, bump, legion, pustule, carbunkle, limb, or otherwise) and we get to examine, diagnose (no, not really) and most importantly...point and laugh. EMAIL TRAVIS WITH ALL YOUR CONTACT INFO IF YOU WANT IN
Then of course, you can check out these VIDEOS from the last time we did WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? in 2001:
What The Hell Is That? - Clip 1
What The Hell Is That? - Clip 2
What The Hell Is That? - Clip 4
What The Hell Is That? - Clip 5Like what we're doing? Add us to your TECHNORATI favorites
Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday Ladies of Paltalk, and thank you for the early morning boobies! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)It's hot as hell in the New York area, and it's PERFECT BOSOM WEATHER! If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.
2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019
3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how much pizza, pasta, and cheesesteaks you like to eat, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then eat some beef and cheese.Speaking of shirts...

(Check out what Carmen is wearing!)The lovely Milan from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in a great new video showing off her F*CK ME SHIRT...and her amazing body... wowee.
FOUNDRY CAMS: Milan Rocks out in her F*CK ME shirt Thanks to Sam, we have a new batch of O&A Show videos online:
Opie's Brother Elmo Gives Himself an injection... in the head.
DL Hughley Visits The Opie and Anthony Show
Intern Jared Becomes 'Cream Pie Jones'
Cream Pie Jones Talks SmackJim Norton is in Chicago promoting his book, HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch, so our pal Rich Vos is in studio filling in. We'll aslo be talking to Lewis Black, who is in Montreal at the Just For Laughs comedy festival. Both of these guys, by the way, are part of the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus Tour.Speakingu of The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus is coming to The Tweeter Center in Mansfield, MA on July 21st (That's THIS WEEKEND), so make sure you have your tickets!!!TICKET SPECIAL FOR MILITARY PERSONNEL: In July, there are 10,000 troops in Massachusetts undergoing training from all branches of the Military. In an effort to support our troops we are offering free admissions to the Traveling Virus show in Mansfield, MA for anyone who presents a valid Military ID.
Tickets will be available at the show. 1 Ticket per Military ID and that the seats will be pavilion seats not lawn.If you can't make the Mansfield show, you can still PRETEND you were there...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, sewn together with authentic rhino pubes (so we're told... we could be mistaken):

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!

Click the PIC! Order yours today!There's another batch of video goodness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:
Kelly Rowland Collapses On Stage In Nigeria
Carmen Kinsley Shows Off Her Big Texas Booty
Tidal Surge at Quiantang River in China
Big Boobs in A Studded Bra
Dating Service Blooper - Comedy Skit
Sexy British Charlotte Topless Photo Shoot
Woman Disfigured By Acid Attack
Read A Book Nigga PSAThe Return of WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??? (Grand Prize Winner Gets an iPhone!): We're bringing back one of the more disgusting events the O&A SHOW has ever done. It's What the Hell is that?, where you get to come in, show us something on your body that you CAN NOT identify (growth, bump, legion, pustule, carbunkle, limb, or otherwise) and we get to examine, diagnose (no, not really) and most importantly...point and laugh. EMAIL TRAVIS WITH ALL YOUR CONTACT INFO IF YOU WANT IN
Then of course, you can check out these VIDEOS from the last time we did WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? in 2001:
What The Hell Is That? - Clip 1
What The Hell Is That? - Clip 2
What The Hell Is That? - Clip 4
What The Hell Is That? - Clip 5Like what we're doing? Add us to your TECHNORATI favorites
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)Good morning, kids! Have yourself a hot beverage, warm up your vocal cords, watch Mr. Gim Gillette, and put on your best concert T-shirt, because it's Rock Scream Tuesday on the Opie and Anthony Show! Call in to the show (866-212-5762) and do your best Metal God impression. It's also Hummer Tuesday, so ladies... if you feel so inclined, hit your knees and give your fella a wonderful hummer.Speaking of hummers, if you're lucky, you might see a girl giving one to her fella on Paltalk. Obviously, we promote them because you can see the Opie and Anthony Show live every day, but the more we tune in the more we see all kinds of pervy shit going on. Hell, we see women showering, women getting dressed, women sleeping nude, and much much more. Fire up yer Paltalk and check out the Opie and Anthony LIVE room now!Thanks to Sam we have a new O&A Show video online. This one features the return of intern Jared and the infamous DOODY HAT:
Big Boy Finds A Doody HatJim Norton's book, HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch, is on SALE NOW, and he's doing a bunch of book signings, including one TONIGHT in Chicago:
- Chicago, IL: Borders – July 17th, 7:30pm
The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus is coming to The Tweeter Center in Mansfield, MA on July 21st (That's NEXT WEEKEND), so make sure you have your tickets!!!TICKET SPECIAL FOR MILITARY PERSONNEL: In July, there are 10,000 troops in Massachusetts undergoing training from all branches of the Military. In an effort to support our troops we are offering free admissions to the Traveling Virus show in Mansfield, MA for anyone who presents a valid Military ID.
Tickets will be available at the show. 1 Ticket per Military ID and that the seats will be pavilion seats not lawn.If you can't make the Mansfield show, you can still PRETEND you were there...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, sewn together with authentic rhino pubes (so we're told... we could be mistaken):

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!

Click the PIC! Order yours today!Speaking of shirts...

(Check out what Carmen is wearing!)The lovely Milan from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in a great new video showing off her F*CK ME SHIRT...and her amazing body... wowee.
FOUNDRY CAMS: Milan Rocks out in her F*CK ME shirtThere's another batch of video goodness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:
Rachel Starr Shows Off Her Huge Boobs
Female Bodybuilder Dawn Whitman Curls Topless
Javelin Spears Long Jumper
Jill Nicolini Comments on JILL TV
2007 Tour De France - Major Crash
Caroline Sticks Her Round Ass out Of the Car Door
Jill Nicolini and Gina Lynn in "Survive This"
Christine Mendoza Bikini Webcam Dance
Jim Norton Interviewed on the CW 11
LIVE EARTH: SPINAL TAP and Every Bassist in the Known UniverseThe Return of WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???: We're bringing back one of the more disgusting events the O&A SHOW has ever done. It's What the Hell is that?, where you get to come in, show us something on your body that you CAN NOT identify (growth, bump, legion, pustule, carbunkle, limb, or otherwise) and we get to examine, diagnose (no, not really) and most importantly...point and laugh. EMAIL TRAVIS WITH ALL YOUR CONTACT INFO IF YOU WANT IN
Then of course, you can check out these VIDEOS from the last time we did WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? in 2001:
What The Hell Is That? - Clip 1
What The Hell Is That? - Clip 2
What The Hell Is That? - Clip 4
What The Hell Is That? - Clip 5Like what we're doing? Add us to your TECHNORATI favorites