Payton's Fund - Comedy Night with Jim Florentine, Rich Vos, and Don Jamieson - This Sunday!

...and now we do some good for a change...

This Sunday, March 29th - at The Villa in Mountain Lakes, NJ... spend some time with our comedian pals Rich Vos, Jim Florentine, and Don Jamieson and help out a very special little girl who needs your help.



Young Payton has had both kidneys removed, and is currently on dialysis, and we're helping to raise money for her family's increasing medical costs.

Date:  March 29th, 2009
Time:  4:00 PM to 9:00 PM
Place:  The Villa, Route 46 East, Mountain Lakes, NJ
Price:  $75.00

The evening will include, dinner, cash bar, a sports memorabilia auction, DJ, and NY Headliner Comedians.

ALL proceeds go to Payton's Fund. Every dime.

If you can't make it, donations can be mailed to:
Mtn Lakes PBA 310
400 Boulevard, Mtn Lakes, NJ 07046
(Checks payable to "Payton's Fund")

Just in case you need a refresher, you know Jim Florentine and Don Jamieson from their various comic appearances and from That Metal Show on VH1 Classic. Rich Vos... well, he's an old Jewish comedian with fake teeth...and he's REALLY funny. We swear, or we wouldn't have reccommended him for this gig.

Be there...or be a chump. How could you NOT want to help this li'l kid?
See what I did there? Tried to make you feel guilty.

More Information about young Payton and her family is online HERE

Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, 50 CENT - In Studio, Rich Vos, Bob Kelly, Boobs On Paltalk and RateMyWOW, New Videos Online

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Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Rich Vos In Studio, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, New Videos Online

Listen to today's Opie and Anthony Show on AUDIBLE! (Show is usually online around 3pm EST)

Gimme a "Hell!"... Gimme a "Yeah!"... It's THUR.... aw shit. It's only Thursday. Hell... yech.

Today on the Opie and Anthony Nacho Supreme, we're bringing in the heavy-hitter, kids. The one and only slobbering jew with fake teeth... Rich Vos, who is going to be at Comedy Zone in Harrisburg, PA this weekend... which is like, almost Ohio... We think.

And as long as he's in studio, help him whore stuff...Rich Vos has a DVD simply titled 'Vos', and it's in stores NOW!





Click the pic to order his shee-dee!

You Can Also Get RICH VOS online at iTunes - CLICK HERE!

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Awwww shit! Here come da boobies! Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for his site Load My Mouth, we have two brand new sets of boobies to share with you from adult starlets Tatiana Kush and Jailey Marie:

RateMyWOW: Tatiana Kush

RateMyWOW: Jailey Marie

Official O&A Pest Jerseys: Thanks to Opie's brother Elmo, there are OFFICIAL 'O&A PEST' Jerseys for you to show your official pest-ness! (whatever that means)





CLICK TO GET YOUR OFFICIAL Opie and Anthony PEST Jerseys!

(and speaking of stuff you can purchase online...check out this totally cheesy piece of shameless self-promotion!)

The 1997 (and ONLY) release from FOUNDRY is now available for you to download on iTunes!



It took long enough, right? We started this process MONTHS ago, for crying out loud...










CLICK IT, FOOL!... or don't. We're just bragging.

Let's welcome the most awesomest sponsor to the Opie and Anthony POgram... it's PORN.com!! How fortunate is the bastard who registered THAT domain name?

Adios Rochester and Cape Cod: Yeah, so by now (especially if you LIVE in either city) you know that Pixy 103 in Cape Cod and 94.1 WZNE in Rochester, NY are no longer carrying the Opie and Anthony Show on their terrestrial stations. Have no fear kids, because you can GET YOURSELF A SATELLITE RADIO! (Great to blow some Christmas moolah on) and you can listen to the Opie and Anthony Radio Show in it's full, filthy, uncensored entirety....several times daily. See that? Optimism.

(Oh My GOD... Look what the Cat Dragged in, kids!)

It's a whole gaggle of Grindhouse-style Cam Girls, courtesy of FOUNDRY CAMS, wearing their official FoundryMusic Tees, and shaking their asses to 'Driven' by BRET MICHAELS






CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE GIRLS GET 'DRIVEN'

Grab yourself a beverage and an industrial-sized case of Sun Chips, and check out the MEDIA SECTION for some new clips...including:



Figure Skater Ekaterina Rubleva Nipple Slip

Busty Naked Jumping Jacks In The Kitchen

CCTV: 2 Accidents in Same Spot within Minutes

Rebekka Armstrong - Topless Fitness Model

Blowtorch Tire Repair

Nicky Case and Mina Nude Photo Shoot

RACER X - LIVE at The Anaheim Convention Center

Brooke Skye Feels Up Her Boobs and Shows off Her Thong

GEORGE LYNCH: 'Mr Scary' LIVE at NAMM

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Monday Opie and Anthony links: Tom Jones and Rich Vos in studio, New Boobs RateMyWOW, INTERNS Needed, Re-Make 'Pendulum' Contest, New Videos Online

Listen to Today's WORST-OF OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Morning folks! The Opie and Anthony Radio Flogging has returned from vacation and hopefully everyone is bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, so we're going to wipe the sleep from our eyes, slap the smiles on our faces, and pretend like we enjoy this shit one more time:

As always, if you were preoccupied with the holiday or fixated on staring at your own genitals in the mirror this past week, you can download the latest Opie and Anthony Shows from AUDIBLE or iTunes!



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On today's Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, the one and only Opie is out of town, so our pal Rich Vos is filling in. Wait, that sounded a little bold. Rich Vos is going to occupy an empty seat in the studio while Anthony and Jim Norton do all the heavy lifting.

Stopping by the radio show today is the one and only TOM JONES himself, who is promoting his new disc 24 Hours...which you can also download on iTunes!

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (so very NSFW, but it's a vacation week, so click away!), we have some lovely boobs for you to slap happy to courtesy of adult starlets Steph and Olga Cabraeva...



RateMyWOW: Olga Cabraeva

RateMyWOW: Steph

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

INTERNS NEEDED: Hey boys and girls! How'd you like to INTERN for the Opie and Anthony Radio Show? You'll be fetching coffee, bagels, and other assorted goodies. You'll most likely be tooled on in front of an international audience as well. APPLY TO BE AN INTERN ONLINE NOW (college credit required)

Jim Norton 'I Hate Your Guts' Promotional video: Our pal, Jimmy Norton enlisted the help of a shirtless, baby bonnet-wearing Big A to help sell his new book. Watch the Promotional Video for 'I Hate Your Guts' Now!

(Jim Norton's new book is out, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton will be going to Los Angeles on December 12th and 13th to do some comedy out at the Viper Room (click for tickets), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.





(and now we'll tell you about some completely unrelated, totally self-serving crap... because we know how much you enjoy it)

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(Speaking of FOUNDRY, check out the video we just got sent by one of our lovelies)

The lovely dark blond babe you see holding the guitar before you is Marie. Marie is 24 years old, Garman/Canadian, is sporting some amazing 32D breasts, and oh yeah... she's BISEXUAL. She's also one of the wonderful specimens you can see at FOUNDRY CAMS, and of course she's wearing her FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!) while she gives her guitar a tongue bath.





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE MARIE's TONGUE IN ACTION!




(...and once you're done watching that, you may feel the need for your own tongue bath... and boy do we know the place for you...).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Look, we know how much you love Brownies, but you might want to head over to the MEDIA SECTION, because you might just love what's going on there, including:



Sandy Summers Topless In The Living Room

Russian Bus Driver Smashes Through Gate

Taryn Gets Topless In The Park

Punched Into Car Hood

Lyla Dee Takes A Bath

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade gets Rickrolled by the real Rick Astley

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Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Oof. Monday. Break out the friggin' Party Favors, why dontcha?

As always, if you missed any of this past week's shows, you can download them in there entirety from the nice folks at AUDIBLE:



Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Friday, 10/31/08 (Farewell Roland, Gerard Butler, Louis CK, Bruce Campbell, Jim Jeffries)

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Today on the Opie and Anthony Misfit Cruiseline, we welcome back our personal friend, Mr. Stiffler himself, Seann William Scott, who is promoting his new film ROLE MODELS, which opens Friday wide (We miss you, Roland).

Our comedian buddy Rich Vos is also coming by to tell us all about his adventures in tooth-implant land (and thanks to our own Sam, we have video)

Watch Rich Vos get his teeth yanked out - online now!

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (so very NSFW... don't say we didn't warn you) for you to enjoy, we have some lovely boobs for you to knock your ding dong around to courtesy of adult starlets Chantal Ferrara and Gia L'Orenzo:



RateMyWOW: Chantal Ferrara

RateMyWOW: Gia L'Orenzo

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

(you guys have been doing a GREAT job helping young James Norton sell the hell out of his book...and if you hevent'...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has completed a new book. The book is titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

(Jim Norton is going to Los Angeles and Las Vegas to do his comedy thing!...check it!)

Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton will be going to Los Angeles on December 12th and 13th to do some comedy out at the Viper Room (click for tickets), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.



Jim is also going to be in Las Vegas in late November at Caesars Palace, so Get Tickets Online Now.

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(Speaking of FOUNDRY, check out who's rockin' the Pendulum!)

Sporting a frilly pink dress, fishnet stockings and a FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!), sexy, blond, blue-eyed Dahlia from FOUNDRY CAMS shakes her magnificent body to "Pendulum", originally recorded by FOUNDRY in 1997, and re-recorded by Rick Decicco.






CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DAHLIA's ASS SWING BACK THE OTHER WAY... you know, like a Pendulum...

(...and if watching our girl shake her ass ...like a Pendulum... for a few minutes has got you feeling affectionate...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU guys and girls).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Step away from the giant wheel of Jarlsberg Cheese, because that's just going to give you the runs, and check out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see some non-cheesy things, including:



Whacked out guy in back of police cruiser

Tylene Buck Striptease Montage

Ultimate Lamborghini Garage

Faith Strips Down In The Kitchen

Sky Weatherman Francis Wilson Loses piece of Map LIVE

Mackenzie Lee Strips down on her bed

Glass Door Prank

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: Bob Kelly, Lance Reddick, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Re-Make 'Pendulum' Contest, JOCKTOBER continues, Halloween Hang with

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Goood Body Every mornin'!!! It's lovely to be talking to you on this fine twofer Tuesday (blech)...

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Colonoscopy, we'll be hanging with the one and only, formerly-portly Bob Kelly, who is going to be in Boston later this month at the Wilbur Theater.

We'll also be talking to Lance Reddick, who is promoting the new JJ Abrams series FRINGE.

Remember, you can look in on all of these fancy famous people LIVE, in-studio... if you turn on your Paltalk (you don't think we'd actually let you in the friggin' room, did you? Well... we do...but that's at XM only, and... Oy, I'm getting sidetracked again)

It's real simple. log-in to your Paltalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony Live' Room (it's in 'Adult Conversations)...and you can see the whole staff, the celebrities, and a bunch of girls flashing their boobies on cam (which is distracting as hell, but really fun to look at)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has completed a new book. The book is titled I Hate Your Guts, and it goes on sale soon. You can PRE-order your copy online now so you have it when it comes out:



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

(Jim Norton is going to Los Angeles and Las Vegas to do his comedy thing!...check it!)

Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton will be going to Los Angeles on December 12th and 13th to do some comedy out at the Viper Room (click for tickets), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.



Jim is also going to be in Las Vegas in late November at Caesars Palace, so Get Tickets Online Now.

And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW!



Click the pic to order it now!

It's JOCKTOBER - Send Us some awful Radio: Hundreds of radio stations across the country engage in this awful tradition known as 'Rocktober'...We call it JOCKTOBER, and we want to hear what radio in YOUR town sounds like. Email Sam with your suggestions and radio station samples... you know, so we can rag on them!

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE

Halloween Night with O&A at the Hard Rock Cafe: Want to hang out with the Opie and Anthony Show on Halloween night at the Hard Rock Cafe in the heart of Times Square? Sure ya do! Get your Halloween Hang Out Details online Now!

...now let's look at some bosoms...

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth and Sperm Cocktail (so very NSFW... don't say we didn't warn you) for you to enjoy, we have some lovely boobs for you to slap happy to courtesy of adult starlets Stacy, Kyra Banks and Kelly Lee...



RateMyWOW: STACY

RateMyWOW: KYRA BANKS and KELLY LEE

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

(While we're on the subject of bosoms, let's check in with our homegirl Hayden!)

The innocent-but-not-very Hayden from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a new video of her almost nekkid, except for the Official F*CK ME Shirt:








CLICK THE PIC TO SEE HAYDEN SHAKE HER MONEY MAKER!

(...and if watching our girl shake her ass for a few minutes has got you feeling affectionate...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU guys and girls).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Say, how's about for a few minutes you peel yourself away from that box of Snickers Bars, cleaning your face with a wet-nap, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:



Lovely Lisa Ann In A Corset and Thong

Katy Perry Slips On Stage at the MTV Latin American Music Awards

Skinny Blond in Pink Skirt On Webcam Gets Topless

CCTV: Drunk Bikini Girl Pees On Convenience Store Floor

Ivana Unties her Latex Corset and Boots

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Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Wonderful Women of Paltalk, who, in addition to being consumed with the news of the Sirius/XM Merger (seriously, they told us) have been giving us the daily gift of NUDITY ON CAM. Let's not mince words, shall we? Many of these young ladies spend all morning NAKED ON THEIR WEBCAMS, and have no problem being oogled and objectified. (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)

Today on the Opie and Anthony POgram, which is now part of the merged Sirius/XM family, welcomes back our pal Rich Vos to the fray, and he will no doubt add some enlightenment to our lives, and plug the hell out of Saturday's Traveling Virus show at the PNC BANK Arts Center in Holmdel, NJ. We may have a special guest for your listening enjoyment, so stay tuned, you don't want to miss this one, kids.

Speaking of Traveling Virus comedians, a lot of you are still asking about that website that our own Jim Norton mentioned on Monday. The website it HOT MOVIES. You can go there, watch as much (or as little) of a title as you want.

We often link to Hot Movies in our adult review section.

There you go. Now stop with all the Emailing.

...as long as we're talking about it, let's take the time to promote this year's TRAVELING VIRUS

Traveling Virus 2008 - Tickets On Sale Now: The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus hits the PNC BANK Arts Center this Saturday, August 2nd, and there's going to be comedians, clown-dunking, and pest-boothing

Get Lineup information and Ticket Links HERE

COCKROACH WARS promo: Thanks to our own production stormtrooper Derek, we have a great new promo to honor the cockroaches that have brought us all so much fun in recent weeks:


Listen to 'COCKROACH WARS' now!

O&A off in Buffalo? Yeah, it looks like the Opie and Anthony Show may leave the Buffalo airways...BUT it looks like the show may go back on in Syracuse... go figger.

YOU CAN STILL HEAR US ON XM, UNCENSORED and UNCUT, SO GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM!

Helloooo Norfolk, Virginia! You lose one...aaand you gain one. The Opie and Anthony Show has been added to the 96.1 FM (96X) lineup in Norfolk, Virginia.

Now, back to this whole Whip 'em Out Wednesday thing...

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
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111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many boxes of Twix bars you can wolf down, you can get one that fits you.

CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then eat some chocolate cookie bars.

...and while we're on the subject of merchandise plugging....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

...now we show you more boobies...

The petite (not to mention bisexual) Danni Davis from Foundry Cams sent us a brand-spanking-new video:





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DANNI's NEW VIDEO

...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young ladies is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

...still need more boobies???? Oh the sense of entitlement you people have...

NEW Boobs On RateMyWOW: Every single week, we add another batch of fantastic boobs (some amateur, some professionally photographed) to sister-site RateMyWOW:



RateMyWOW: See All The Magical Boobies!!!

How's about peeling yourself away from that enormous box of Oreos and check out what's new in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



1989 Estonian Meat Commercial

'Sam The Cooking Guy' Tells Hoda and Kathie Lee to be Quiet

Drunk Driver Drinks Bottle of ‘Wite-Out’ While Awaiting Police Questioning

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Rich Vos in studio, New Boobs On Paltalk and RateMyWOW, New O&A Videos, Traveling Virus Tick

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Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Wonderful Women of Paltalk, who are getting better looking each and every day. Thank GOD they spend so much time NAKED ON THEIR WEBCAMS, and have no problem being oogled and objectified. (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)

****UPDATE: Our marble-mouthed comedian buddy Rich Vos was scheduled to join the Opie and Anthony Radio Funfest to promote his June 19th gig with Alonzo Bodden at Trump Marina in Atlantic City, but he had to re-schedule... but since he's our pal, we'll still plug his gig:

GET RICH VOS TICKETS ONLINE NOW!

...speaking of RICH VOS... He's going to be at this year's TRAVELING VIRUS

Traveling Virus 2008 - Tickets On Sale Now: The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus hits the PNC BANK Arts Center on August 2nd, and the first batch of comedians has been CONFIRMED

Get Lineup information and Ticket Links HERE

Now, back to this Whip 'em Out Wednesday thing...

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many boxes of Twix bars you can wolf down, you can get one that fits you.

CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then eat some chocolate cookie bars.

...and while we're on the subject of T-Shirts....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

...and now back to the bosoms...

NEW Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to our west coast cronies Yoshi, and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his site LOAD MY MOUTH (seriously, don't click on that at work), we have a brand new pair of natural nubs to show you, courtesy of adult starlet Madeline:



RateMyWOW: Madeline

New O&A Videos: Thanks to our own Sam, we have some new O&A Show videos online:



E Rock Says "Hello" to CBS-FM

Pat from Moonachie's Talking Ass

...What's this? You STILL need more boobies? Wow...

Cameron and Hollie from FOUNDRY CAMS are decked out in pink and tiny, booty-exposing panties, and they both manage to stay semi-clothed for a few minutes before exposing their fantastic bodies while rocking out to "Good Times" by SAINTS OF THE UNDERGROUND (Jani Lane - WARRANT, Bobby Blotzer & Robbie Crane - RATT, Keri Kelly - ALICE COOPER BAND)







CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CAMERON and HOLLIE IN ACTION!

...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young ladies is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

How's about putting down that economy-sized box of TAKE 5 candy bars and check out what's new in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Zuzana Drabinova Topless Dance

Shot In The Face With A Potato Gun

Busty Polish Babe Dances on Webcam

Reality Show Compilation - Not Here To Make Friends!

Sexy Latina in Fishnets Shows Off Her Body

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Monday Opie and Anthony Links: Bob Kelly in for Jim Norton, Animation Festival Continues, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

ANIMATION FESTIVAL VIDEOS AVAILABLE ON iTUNES!! (So far, there is one clip of videos from the festival.... ONLINE NOW!)

Animation Festival Continues: The first Opie and Anthony Animation Festival was such a success, we're going to do it again! It's probably going to happen sometime in the fall, so you have PLENTY of time to get your asses animating if you want to create a masterpiece.

Go to iTunes for some examples of animations that were featured in the Animation Festival

...and if you MISSED the animation fest, you can still get a shirt...

OFFICIAL ANIMATION FESTIVAL SHIRTS: Opie's brother Elmo designed a special shirt JUST for the Animation Festival and you can get them online while supplies last!



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Our own Jim Norton is out today after a successful appearance at Bonnaroo in Tennessee, and our buddy Bob Kelly is filling in for old meat bosoms.

And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW!



Click the pic to order it now!

Remember, if you want to see any of these fancy people LIVE, in-studio...or even Bob Kelly... just remember to turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything like us, you're paying close attention Ladies Of Paltalk, namely that chick with the fantastic ass who derails the show once every fifteen minutes or so...

NEW Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to our west coast cronies Yoshi, and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his site LOAD MY MOUTH (seriously, don't click on that at work), we have a brand new pair of nubs to show you, courtesy of Trisha Rey:



RateMyWOW: Trisha Rey

...and in a totallly unrelated and awkward transition, we show you this new dandy...

The lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS were sent a batch of Official Merchandise and they made this collection of amazing videos....





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE VIDEO

...If any portion of that video left you feeling a little... excited.. why not do something about it with that chick in the office you've been eyeballing...

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Step away from that pile of SNICKERS bars you've been double-fisting all day, and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



PLAYBOY Hottie Jennifer Korbin

Out of Control Treadmill

Angel Dark In Pretty Pink Panties

Gymnast Slams Head After Tumbling Down Mat

Ass Shaking In Purple Panties On Webcam

Mr Rogers Learns About Breakdancing

Jaclin Shows Off Her Perfect Boobs

Wheelchair Falls Backwards Down Escalator

Busty Blond Babe in A Naughty Housekeeper Outfit

Fat Girl Falls Off Mechanical Bull

Teen Sleepover Turns Into Sex Party

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Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Patrice Oneal, DL Hughely, O&A in NY Daily News, Tom from White Plains Audio Online, OLD SCHOOL O&A CLIPS, ANIMATION FE

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

ANIMATION FESTIVAL VIDEOS AVAILABLE ON iTUNES!! (The first batch of 'appproved' videos are ONLINE NOW!)

We also have the videos posted online (for a limited time only!) at ANIMATIONFEST.net

...and if you MISSED the animation fest, you can still get a shirt...

OFFICIAL ANIMATION FESTIVAL SHIRTS: Opie's brother Elmo designed a special shirt JUST for the Animation Festival and you can get them online while supplies last!



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Happy Friday boys and girls! Did you miss yesterday's O&A Show (click to download the show if you did)? If so, you picked a doozy to tune out for!

You might want to read this NY Daily News article (by Richard Huff) and get familiar with what went down on the first part of the show yesterday.

Then, you can listen to Tom from White Plains calling the O&A Show and hear exactly how Op, Ant, and Jimmy handled a very tense situation.

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we'll be joined by our enormous pal Patrice Oneal, who is going to be at Comix Comedy Club in New York City tonight and tomorrow night. We'll also be hanging with our buddy DL Hughely later on in the POgram.

If you hear anyone in-studio chewing loudly, it's because we're all enjoying some fine breakfast cuisine from our pals at Basil T's in Toms River, NJ. Steve the Executive Chef likes to come in and fatten us up every once in a while.

Remember, if you want to see any of these fancy people LIVE, in-studio...or even Patrice Oneal eating an omlette... just remember to turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything like us, you're paying close attention Ladies Of Paltalk, namely that chick with the fantastic ass who derails the show once every fifteen minutes or so...

The O&A Traveling Virus is back! The first date has been announced, and it's in New Jersey at the PNC BANK ARTS CENTER
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GET TICKETS AT TICKETMASTER... and for those of you who want them PREMIUM SEATS FOR 'TRAVELING VIRUS' ARE ONLINE HERE

VOTE FOR THE VIRUS: Which comedians would you like to see on this years Traveling Virus Tour? Go To VirusVote.com and Vote for your TOP THREE!

OLD SCHOOL O&A VIDEOS: We went way back into the O&A Show archives, and dug up some videos that you may not have seen in a while:



STEVE-O FROM 'JACKASS' - Video 1

STEVE-O FROM 'JACKASS' - Video 2

STEVE-O FROM 'JACKASS' - Video 3

STEVE-O FROM 'JACKASS' - Video 4

STEVE-O FROM 'JACKASS' - Video 5

STEVE-O FROM 'JACKASS' - Video 6

...and in a totallly unrelated and awkward transition, we show you this new dandy...

The lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS were sent a batch of Official Merchandise and they made this collection of amazing videos....





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE VIDEO

...If any portion of that video left you feeling a little... excited.. why not do something about it with that chick in the office you've been eyeballing...

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Step away from that pile of SNICKERS bars you've been double-fisting all day, and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Sexy Young Blond Babe Shakes Her Booty Meat On Webcam

Raw Video: Thug Attacks Catholic School Teacher

Sexy British Kate Topless Photo Shoot

Zakk Wylde Steals A Bike

Tiffany Holiday Shows Off Her Enormous Boobs

Guiness World Record Melon Smasher

Three Way Lesbian Makeout Session

Dummy Slides Down a Ladder In A Laundry Basket

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