Wedding Photographer Brawl, Heather Locklear is Aging, Is Ted Nugent sick of 'Cat Scratch Fever' yet, Guns N Roses plays and no one throws bottles, Andie Valentino, and Cassia Walton whisk Away their Wardrobe

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as the news you're about to get, fella)

I now pronounce you man and... aww shit... the photographers are kicking the shit out of one another.

When the HELL could two wedding photographers POSSIBLY be brawling about?.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Heather Locklear is Starting to look her age (Drunken Stepfather)

Goddamn, man. Remember what Heather Locklear USED to look like?

Astronaut Douglas Wheelock's 30 Coolest Twitpics of Earth from Space (FunnyCrave)

Sasha is without question the most stunning woman we have ever... umm... *drool* (Freakshow Planet)

2010 NFL Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Kiera Moone has her hand in her panties. Maybe she's got an itch? (z0d)

14 Year Old Jr High Phenom Commits to Indiana (The Hoop Doctors)

Kagney Linn Karter is sitting on the stairs, sans panties. Thank you Jesus. (Dailyniner)

Fantasy Football Names: The 50 Funniest Of 2010 (Bleacher Report)

Please Come Back To Me Fratmusic (The Campus Socialite)

Meme Watch: Strutting Leo (UPROXX)

2010 SpoCom Hawaii - Booth Babes, Promo Models, Go-Go Dancers & Girls Galore (Sub5Zero)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you got passed over for that promotion...again)

After 33 years, how sick do you think TED NUGENT is of playing "Cat Scratch Fever"?

Prbably very. And that's UNCLE TED to you!

Wait a sec... GUNS N' ROSES played a show in Milan...and no one threw shit...and no one had a hissy fit...

...and no one ran off stage? Naaaah, we don't believe it. Nope. Never.

OOOH! SexyBitchesMakingTheNakedHappyFuntime!

Perky young Andie Valentino is feeling a little constricted in her pink panties:

Off with you, vile underwear! Never to be seen again! Underwear is for prudes, dammit.

Perky young PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Cassia Walton cannot seem to keep her clothes on:

Really. They vanish... and then all kinds of fornication starts... because that's what happens.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Hail Storm vs Swimming Pool, Kendra's Sex Tape Cover, Amanda Seyfried's Hiney, RATT in Minnesota, NIGHT RANGER in Nevada, Andie Valentino and Darlene's Brazilian Booty

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)

Hail stones the size of baseballs blanketed this Oklahoma City Swimming Pool:


Looks like the damn pool is boiling, doesn't it?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra's Sex Tape Cover ... Revealed! (WWTDD)

Are you sick of hearing about this yet? neither are we. We can't wait until Vivid releases it, because 18 year-old Kendra making the hot-monkey-sex is more intriguing than her reality show.


Amanda Seyfried Needs Makeup (Drunken Stepfather)

Wait! Scratch that check out the boobs on Amanda Seyfried! All is forgiven, honey.

Chris Klein Auditions for 'Mama Mia' - Video (FilmDrunk)

There Is Nothing "Legendary" About Fathering A Child At 21 (The Campus Socialite)

Sexy Brunette Peaches shows off her...Peaches (Freakshow Planet)

10 Lost Characters We Love (and 5 we'd like to vote off the island) (Bullz-Eye)

Lupe Fuentes Licks The Luckiest Lollipop EVER (Dailyniner)

Hollywood Archery Remix (Ego TV)

Finally, A History Of The Wet T-Shirt Contest (UPROXX)

Natasha Has a Nice ass but could stand to eat a sandwich or three (z0d)

Top Ten Fictional Private Eyes (Gunaxin)

The 15 Worst Action Figures Of All Time (SuperTremendous)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)

Our buds in RATT are playing "I Want A Woman":

..for a bunch of guys in Minnesota who want a woman.

Holy Smokes! Is that NIGHT RANGER? Playing in Wendover, Nevada?

Eeeyup. Night Ranger and the people of Wendover have forgotten what year it is.

From bands to broads, here we go...

Beautiful adult starlet Andie Valentino can't seem to keep her clothes on:

That's not all she can't seem to do. Andie can't keep her hands off other women either...you know, cuz she's bisexual.

Bootylicious Brazilian babe Darlene has an ass-tastic ass:

It's big, it's round, it's oiled-up and it's getting pounded by a horny Brazilian dude... That's it! We're moving!

blond bombshell Johanna from MC-NUDES is oiling up her body by the pool:

she's naked. She's oily. She's umm..... what were we saying?

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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Thursday Links: Trailer Park MILF, Smashed-Face-Cheerleader, Link Lovin', New Reviews, James Hetfield with ALICE IN CHAINS, Andie Valentino, Kathy Lee, and Julia Crown

She lives in a trailer and she's looking for company while her man is at work:

This trailer park MILF was brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with trailer park MILFs.

Our crack staff of crackheads is at it again with a Big Pile of Dirty DVD Reviews. We buy 'em, and we think you should too.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Rah, Rah, Siss-Boom-SPLAT! Another Cheerleader bites the dust:

Girls landing on their heads = ALWAYS funny.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)

Earn your broke college ass some cold-hard-cash (no, you don't have to go down on anybody)

Pregnant WITH six-pack Abs (well ok, a 2-pack now)...how does she do it? (Muscle Sorority)

Barrack's Big Stimulus Package - Trailer (Drunken Stepfather)... oh wait, we get it... it's one of those dirty movies with a clever title!

Lidiya and Sofi are SO affectionate...and NAKED (Daily Niner)

A chat with UFC's Matt Serra (Bullz-Eye)

We don't know who Mayara Vale is... but she sure looks good NAKED (z0d)

Fat Kids Getting Hurt To Unfitting Music (Yep Yep)

Jenna Nikol is Nicely Naked (Freakshow Planet)

Twenty Five Favorite Fake Movie Brands (Gunaxin)

15 of the luckiest people ever caught on video (Epic Carnival)

Note To Japan: Blackface Is Not A Tribute (Warming Glow)

Put the stapler down. Deal with your boss in a civilized manner (Illuminati)

Pictures of People Sleeping Are Hot On The Web (URLesque)

25 Best Chest Hair Designs (College Humor)

Archie and Jughead Score Crack in Hollywood (FilmDrunk)

8 Iconic TV Show Buildings That Actually Exist (Super Tremendous)

Megan Fox 'Hire a Hacktress' Music Video (Screen Junkies)

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

She's Andie Valentino and she rubs the lotion on her boobies:

or else she gets the hose again... Well, we really could never bring ourselves to hose her down.

Sexy Czech Kathy Lee is taking a shower:

..and we have nothing snarky to say about it, because we're too busy drooling.

What a cool rock moment - ALICE IN CHAINS and James Hetfield of METALLICA rock out in Germany:

That was ROCK AM RING in 2006. The Germans get all the cool shows.

Sexy Swedish blond babe Julia Crown can't wait to get her clothes off:

We couldn't wait for her to get her clothes off either...we're like SISTERS!

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with the attention span of sparrows. US included.)

Hold off on sleeping with your friend's wife and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

OZZY OSBOURNE - 'Wreckage Of My Past' - Trailer
Hot Russian Blond Babe Honey Shows Off Her Tight Body
Double Motorcycle Collision at Intersection
Anya Washes Her Massive Boobs In Milk
JOE PERRY PROJECT: 'Walk This Way' LIVE in Plymouth, MA

 

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