Poo-eating-Gorilla, New PIRANHA 3D trailer, Johnny Depp is a Boy Scout, Boring Bra on a Sexy Actress, New LIMP BIZKIT, ALICE COOPER and MEGADETH live, Alexis Texas, Katrin & Westy

Happy Mondee, everybuddy. Here's hoping you spent the weekend fornicating with a co-worker in a motel with lots of sex toys. If you didn't, then you're missing out, dagnabbit.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like the smell you leave behind when you walk out of a room)

Going to the zoo... Going to the zoo... Gonna watch a gorilla eat his poo...


and that's it for the educational portion of today's update.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

As if the first trailer wasn't mind-numbing enough, the second trailer for PIRANHA 3D will make your skin-crawl (but in a fun way):


Jam-packed with toothy fish, idiot college kids, and Doc Brown himself, Christopher Lloyd!.

Johnny Depp is a Goody Two-Shoes (WWTDD)


think 'Showgirls' .... 'Bound'... got it yet? No? You're a dipshit. (Drunken Stepfather)

Need Help? she apparently had a boob job to make her tiny boobs...less tiny... because why be obvious when you can be...subtle

'Iron Man 2' After Credits Scene Revealed [SPOILERS] (Comics Alliance)

Diana Doll is Damn sexy in her Green thong (Freakshow Planet)

Top 5 Light Beers (Bullz-Eye)

Vanessa Wade is a well-proportioned wife (Dailyniner)

Slave Leias Make For Sexiest Geek Car Wash Ever (Asylum)

Top 10 Movies Not To See With Your Parents (The Campus Socialite)

The 6 Greatest Movie Villains We Just Forgot About (UPROXX)

Nikki Benz is Blond, Buxom, Beautiful...and she's nekkid! (z0d)

The 20 Most Boobtastic Athletes Of All Time (Bleacher Report)

Creating Your Own Cockney Slang Words (FunnyCrave)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there's no Nobel Prize for holding grudges...because you'd get it for sure!)

Finally (sarcasm intended)! Some new music from LIMP BIZKIT!:

Sounds like old LIMP BIZKIT...which is good if that's your thing.

Nice to see ALICE COOPER doing his thing on stage in Vancouver, and NOT breaking a hip:

ALICE COOPER and ROB ZOMBIE are on tour NOW! (click for tickets!)

We've said it before, but it's apparently true: MEGADETH is just as popular in Argentina as South American Hookers:

It's difficult to find something more popular than South American Hookers, wouldn't you say?

From Bands we move to booty...

Booty-tastic ALEXIS TEXAS - who has made more video than we can count is showing off her outstanding hiney on the stairs:

She's part German, and part Puerto Rican. Guess which part is Puerto Rican?

From Big Booty to Bigger Boobies...

Naturally-buxom Czech blondes Katerina Hartlova and Westy are playing a li'l game of indoor soccer:

We're much less interested in the dumb soccer game than the bisexual boob-fest that happens afterwards to be honest.

You like blondes, do ya Doc?

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Patrice Oneal, Gina Lynn in studio - Turn on your Paltalk, O&A Funniest Listener Contest at Comix tonight, Dru Boogie's

Listen to today's Opie and Anthony Show on AUDIBLE! (Show is usually online around 3pm EST)

It's FRIDAY! Thank Cheebus. We need sleep.

Call the FU Line: We never plug it, so why not start now, right? If you have someone you'd like to send a big, healthy, F-You to, then call the Opie and Anthony F-U Line. If your call doesn't suck (ie; no slander, hate speech, or anything else that could get us in trouble), we'll probably use it on the air! The number is 866-F-U-LINE1.

Today on the Opie and Anthony Lesbian Lick-fest, we're going to be playing patty-cake with our comedian buddy Patrice Oneal, who will be at Banana's Comedy Club in Hasbrouck Heights, New Jersey this weekend.

Hold on to your hats and get your drool bibs... our porn starlet friend Gina Lynn will be in studio with her friend April who you can see in Fresh Breed 5 and FantASStic Whores 4 (check out the Bam Margera cameo!). Gina is also working with our pals at FreeOnes.com, which is just like the biggest babe index you've ever seen in your entire life.

Pick up videos from Gina Lynn Productions - online now!

Hotties in studio - Turn on your Paltalk: Once again, kids...we're presenting you with the rare opportunity to peek into some of the wonderful stuff that we get to endulge in on a semi-regular basis. Yes, we're talking about NUDITY and perhaps some LESBIANISM. So, if you think that sounds like something you'd like to see considering Gina Lynn is in studio with her pal April... then turn on your Paltalk and head to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room.

O&A's Funniest Listener Contest: Are you lacking plans tonight? Then check out the Opie and Anthony Funniest Listener Competition TONIGHT at 7:30pm at Comix in New York City (see oandaradio.com for details).

(Since he's going to be IN studio with copies of his new Remix CD..let's help our buddy Dru plug some remixed goodness)

Ladies and gentlemen, finally, after YEARS of busting his ass and donating his time creating amazing remixes and scratching live in-studio on the Opie and Anthony Show, our friend, our little buddy, our li'l studio rat pal DRU BOOGIE has released his first CD...on iTunes... For Sale...RIGHT NOW

You want FIFTY TRACKS of original O&A Remixes? BUY DRU's CD NOW!






CLICK THE PIC TO ORDER DRU'S NEW CD - "A SPLAT ON THE WALL OF O&A"




You Can also get the full Double-disc set at Dru's MySpace Page

Look what WE found -- See My GF - Real Girlfriend Videos (so not safe for work, but looks oh SO convincing. Please let our gullable asses not get duped again)

(and as long as we're all popping wood...check this shit out)

We put Ember, Dahlia, Gianna, and Kyra from FOUNDRY CAMS together in a video with their FoundryMusic Girl Tees and a song from our boys in HINDER, and we made one breastacular video:





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE GIRLS SHAKE THEIR MONEY-MAKERS

How's about getting yourself A whole basket o' snack foods and checking out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION (including, but never limited to):



SHINEDOWN - 'Devour' LIVE in Charlotte

Raven the Sexy Maid

METALLICA - 'The Judas Kiss' LIVE in Nottingham

Krisztina Sereny Naked in the Pool - PLAYBOY Photo Shoot (Psart 2)

Zuzana Drabinova Topless in a White Lace Thong

LIFE OF AGONY: 'Lost at 22' LIVE at Crocodile Rock in Allentown

Monica Guerra Motel Room Striptease

Joe Biden forgets 'number' of Recovery Website LIVE on CBS News

Brianna's Beautiful Booty In A Tiny Red Thong

KEEL 'The Right To Rock' LIVE at Club Vodka in Hollywood

Krisztina Sereny Naked In The Pool - PLAYBOY PHOTO SHOOT

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FOUNDRYMUSIC INTERVIEW: ADULT VIDEO STARLET GINA LYNN

Unless you've been living under a rock, or have a severe aversion to seeing naked women (and let's face it, if you DID, you sure as shit wouldn't be HERE), you know who GINA LYNN is. The young lady with the Puerto Rican and Italian blood coarsing through her veins spent her formative years in New Jersey ("she's from Jersey? I'M FROM JERSEY!!!) before launching her adult video career. You may have seen her in EMINEM's video for "Superman", or you might have caught a glimpse of her in the film Analyze That. Lastly, she made a number of appearances as a Bada-Bing girl in The Sopranos. Now, she's even got her own monster truck, as well as her own video company Gina Lynn Productions. She's a powerhouse, a jack of all trades, a rennaisance woman...and she was nice enough to answer our dopey shit.

Ladies and Gents... our interview with the lovely GINA LYNN begins...now:


DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps?



Gina Lynn: When I get kissed on the back of my neck.



DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about



Gina Lynn: I drive a monster truck if that’s talent.. (Wouldn't so much call it a 'talent' as I would 'plug #1'... Check out a small pic of Gina's truck here)




Gina Lynn. Gold Bikini. Almost Nekkid. CLICK THE PIC!


DEMONCOW: What are you wearing at this very moment? (no lying. We have spy satellites and underwear-sniffing dogs)



Gina Lynn: I’m wearing sweat pants and a wife beater, I just came from the gym



DEMONCOW: If your boyfriend/husband cheated on you, how would you get back at him?



Gina Lynn: I would probably just leave him and move on.



DEMONCOW: In all of the scenes you have done, what is the most despicable, never-want-to-do-it-again act that you can recall? Details, please. We're sick over here.



Gina Lynn: I blew 5 guys at one time and they all came in a martini glass and I drank it and all but threw up. (anyone else got a boner right now? I'm packing at LEAST four and a half... I swear)



DEMONCOW: Does ‘eating’ qualify as cheating?



Gina Lynn: Yes of course, so does kissing. (Fuck, you're a strict one... but you're also hot. Hmmm...strict, but hot...strict...but hot. I have to mull this over.)



DEMONCOW: Great dessert or great sex?



Gina Lynn: Great sex .




Gina Lynn... post-workout? Still VERY do-able. CLICK THOSE SWEATS!


DEMONCOW: What is the hottest thing a guy can wear (ie; which article of clothing will guarantee a fella some horizontal action with you)?



Gina Lynn: Tshirt and jeans but they must look good on the guy. (translation: 'fat guys go home')



DEMONCOW: OK, now what’s the DUMBEST thing a guy can wear (you know, the kind of clothing that makes you immediately NOT want to sleep with a fella)



Brianna: Those 80 work-out pants with all the crazy prints, lol (I think she means '80s workout pants'... rather than trying to isolate eighty specific pairs of workout pants)



DEMONCOW: What is the key to your heart?



Gina Lynn: Guys that love animals and children and are honest



DEMONCOW: Love or money?



Gina Lynn: Love but money is needed to survive



DEMONCOW: Whatcha thinkin' about?



Gina Lynn: Eating some hot wings. (I love it when they're honest. See? She could have made up any bullshit line, but she just got home from the gym, and she's craving hot wings. You have those hot wings, Gina...then go get a roll of Charmin.)




Gina Lynn... from the waist up. Could she be... on the toilet getting rid of some hot wings? CLICK THAT TORSO!


DEMONCOW: What kind of food turns your rear end into a bubbly salad shooter? (meaning, what type of cuisine is most likely to give you intestinal discomfort)



Gina Lynn: Chinese Food also gets me. (wait, what do you mean 'also gets me'?... perhaps she was thinking about eating the hot wings, but then hesitated because she then thought of the massive intestinal fury that would follow? Wow, and I was kidding with that crack about the Charmin)



DEMONCOW: What celebrity would you like to see running America, and why?



Gina Lynn: Leonardo Dicaprio because he’s environmentally friendly/concerned



DEMONCOW: Which celebrity deserves a spiked stiletto heel up his/her ass, and why



Gina Lynn: Cameron Diaz. (Yeah, but why? It can't possibly be because of that topless dominatrix video she did when she was younger, could it? You can't hold that against her...she was young... needed the money...etc. )



DEMONCOW: Describe your ideal date



Gina Lynn: Nice dinner, movie and some hot sex afterwards.



DEMONCOW: Grey's Anatomy or Desparate Housewives?



Gina Lynn: Grey's Anatomy



DEMONCOW: Good guy or bad boy?


Gina Lynn: Bad Boy, because good guys always finish last. I like a mans man.



DEMONCOW: Most awkward thing someone has said to you after sex?


Gina Lynn: He complained because he came too quick telling me my pussy was too tight. (Ha...that's it. Blame HER. It's always HER fault... I should try that one next time)



DEMONCOW: Are you a girly girl or a tom boy?



Gina Lynn: Girly Girl




Gina at a convention in a warehouse in Jersey ...probably around 2002... Holding a homemade Opie and Anthony WOW sticker. CLICK THAT STICKER!



DEMONCOW: Who disgusts you? Please don't say me, please don't say me.



Gina Lynn: Michael Vick, all that fame and fortune and he has to kill innocent animals



DEMONCOW: I’m going to ransack your porn collection (no, you don’t have enough time to clean up and hide them). What kind of titles/genres/performers am I going to find in your smut drawer?



Gina Lynn:The best of the best of course, me, Alexis Amore, Nikki Benz, Lela Star, Jenna Haze and Shyla.



DEMONCOW: OK, now I’m heading for your ‘toy chest’…What kind of sexual devices are getting you off these days?



Gina Lynn: Big dildo’s, vibrators, my personal blow up doll and plenty of lube.




You can put your hands over the nipples, Gina...but we can still see those bosoms. CLICK THOSE BOOBIES!


DEMONCOW: Describe for us, your favorite sandwich (no, not one with you and two guys,
you and two chicks. we mean FOOD).



Gina Lynn: Tuna fish with melted cheese (tuna melt) and a big pickle and chips on the side



DEMONCOW: Hypothetical Situation: You're on a bed in a hotel suite with seven other lovely young ladies, videotaping a scene for an upcoming video. There's a crowd of guys watching the action, so there's probably a good 17-20 people in the room. All of a sudden, you smell the unmistakable odor that can only be attributed to a human fart. Do you:

1) Yell "Cut!" and seek out the offending party so that you may point and laugh at him/her?

2) Pretend like nothing happened and risk going down on the chick who just blasted one?

3) Join in and rip one yourself, creating a new fetish video?




Gina Lynn: 1) Yell “CUT” and seek out the offending party so that I can point them out and laugh! I like number 3 though too.



Thank you Gina for a most impressive set of answers to a most mediocre set of questions. We appreciate you tolerating our sillines



CHECK OUT GINA LYNN IN THESE VIDEOS ON FOUNDRYMUSIC.com:

Jim Norton's Birthday Party - Gina Lynn Enters With a Cake

Jill Nicolini and Gina Lynn in 'SURVIVE THIS'



CHECK OUT GINA LYNN IN THESE PHOTOS ON FOUNDRYMUSIC.com:

Jim Norton's Birthday (with Gina Lynn and Jill Nicolini)

Gina Lynn and Ivy In Studio

Gina Lynn, Hot Shannon, and Friends



RateMyWOW: Gina Lynn


Get Gina Lynn DVDs on sale Now!


....and if you absolutely can NOT wait to get a DVD, and you must rub one out to Gina Lynn now, WATCH GINA LYNN VIDEOS ON DEMAND RIGHT NOW!



Finally, make sure you visit THE OFFICIAL GINA LYNN WEBSITE for everything you ever wanted from the lovely Gina Lynn

Friday Links: Mike Rowe, SIMPSONS creators, Traveling Virus in Mass TOMORROW, New O&A videos, New Photos, New videos online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Happy Friday, everybuddy! It's FU Friday, Point-and-Laugh Friday, Air Guitar Friday, and... Al Roker Friday (thanks for blowing us off, fokker). We have a TON going on today, so you don't want to miss out on a second. Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs will be hanging out with the boys today, and then we'll be shooting the proverbial shit with James L Brooks, Al Jean and David Silverman from The Simpsons, so we're all psyched about that.

Remember, if you want to see all of the in-studio action LIVE as it happens, Turn on your PALTALK. (of course, you may already be doing that watching all the lovely Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex. We watch them, and you should too!)

Thanks to our own E Rock, we have tons of new O&A Photos Online:



Jim Norton's Birthday Party / Gina Lynn in studio / Jill Nicolini in studio

Creampie Jones gets a Creampie

Opie's Crazy Brother Elmo and his Needle

Doody War: Pat Duffy vs. East Side Dave

Thanks to our own SAM, we have new O&A Videos online:



Jim Norton's Birthday Party - Jill Nicolini Enters with a cake

Jim Norton's Birthday Party - Gina Lynn Enters with a cake

The War To Settle The Score: Pat Duffy Staples His Sack

Jim Norton's Birthday Party - Pat Duffy's Stunt

HARRY POTTER SPOILERS?: You never know what kind of malarkey is going to show up online before the major release of a book like Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows... You might just want to Check out this little gem we found on YouTube!

The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus is coming to The Tweeter Center in Mansfield, MA on July 21st (That's TOMORROW), so make sure you have your tickets!!!

TICKET SPECIAL FOR MILITARY PERSONNEL: In July, there are 10,000 troops in Massachusetts undergoing training from all branches of the Military. In an effort to support our troops we are offering free admissions to the Traveling Virus show in Mansfield, MA for anyone who presents a valid Military ID.





Tickets will be available at the show. 1 Ticket per Military ID and that the seats will be pavilion seats not lawn.

If you can't make the Mansfield show, you can still PRETEND you were there...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, hand-crafted with real turtle turds (so we're told... we could be mistaken):





CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!





Click the PIC! Order yours today!

Speaking of shirts...




(Check out what Carmen is wearing!)

The lovely Milan from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in a great new video showing off her F*CK ME SHIRT...and her amazing body... wowee.



FOUNDRY CAMS: Milan Rocks out in her F*CK ME shirt

There's another batch of video goodness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Sheila Shows Off In A Bikini and Short Skirt

Louis CK's Dog Vs. A Sprinkler

Banned New Zealand Burger King Commercial

Japanese Men Lip Sync To a Song with No Lyrics

Perverted Justice Founder Confronted by Dallas Reporter

The Return of WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??? (Grand Prize Winner Gets an iPhone!): We're bringing back one of the more disgusting events the O&A SHOW has ever done. It's What the Hell is that?, where you get to come in, show us something on your body that you CAN NOT identify (growth, bump, legion, pustule, carbunkle, limb, or otherwise) and we get to examine, diagnose (no, not really) and most importantly...point and laugh. EMAIL TRAVIS WITH ALL YOUR CONTACT INFO IF YOU WANT IN



Then of course, you can check out these VIDEOS from the last time we did WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? in 2001:


What The Hell Is That? - Clip 1

What The Hell Is That? - Clip 2

What The Hell Is That? - Clip 4

What The Hell Is That? - Clip 5

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