Drunk on a city bench, Crab Vending Machine, the Origin of Scorpion, FOUNDRY on Sports TV, Karissa Shannon is sloppy-sexy, Satriani LIVE in London Megadeth and SLAYER, New Foundry Cams Video

After striking out at the bars all night you spot this lovely on a city bench...

hey boyfriend dumped her ass there and left her... she's RIGHT where you need her to be, fella. Now scoop her up and bring a puke rag

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but your perfectioninst bullshit really is. Flawlessness must me SUCH a burden)

...and topping the list of shit we're NEVER going to eat from a vending machine...

LIVE CRAB. NEVER.

Are you one of the gazillions of people who wonder about the backstory of Scorpion from MORTAL KOMBAT?

Well you're not alone. This fire-breathing spear-chucker wasn't always such a meanie. MORTAL KOMBAT: Scorpion is coming soon!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Talk about ego-stroking-AWESOME...'Pendulum' from FOUNDRY 'Retooled' showed up on TV the other night:

Thanks to the guys at Monday Evening Quarterback for having excellent taste in music...

Now, the REAL question is ... DO YOU have Awesome taste in music?
FOUNDRY: Retooled EP - on Sale now!


Karissa Shannon is Bloated and Sloppy (Drunken Stepfather)

But that shouldn't stop you...from buying the just-released 'Karissa Shannon Superstar' sex tape


Nice, right? CLICK IT!!

Top 49 Men of 2010 (Ask Men)

Erin Montgomery Enjoys Rubbing her nude body. We wouldn't mind rubbing it either (z0d)

Georgia Jones is not remotely shy about showing off her hairless peach (Dailyniner)

Top Ten NFL Douchebags (Top Ten NFL Douchebags)

Amy Reid has really big boobs...and a small bikini...and really big boobs (Freakshow Planet)

Heat Vision and Jack: The Greatest Show That Never Was (FunnyCrave)

Iron Man Classic Pinball for Your Dude Den (The Bachelor Guy)

Sexy Vampirenes at Bran Castle (Bullz-Eye)

Scarlett Johansson Photo Gallery (ForkParty)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your gums don't stop flapping long enough for you to hear some common sense every once in a while)

Our guitar-shredding bald-headed pal JOE SATRIANI is on tour now click for tickets and this footage comes right out of London:

Satch is out promoting Black Swans & Wormhole Wizards.

Don't be an ass. Pick up Satch's new disc.

On the final night of the Jägermeister Fall Music Tour MEGADETH brought out SLAYER (and former-MEGADETH) guitarist Kerry King on stage:

...to play "Rattlehead" which they hadn't played in 26 years... who wants to bet some guys were practicing for a while?

The teaser trailer for Wes Craven's latest SCREAM sequel is online:

SCREAM re-defined the horror genre... will SCREAM 4 ruin it? I guess we'll see

Metal, Horror Movies...and BOOBIES!

ALL-American beauty Alexis Texas has to free herself from her constrictive bra:

So that she may diddle freely without that bulky lingerie getting in the way Diddle Alexis! Diddle Alexis until your hands go numb!

Busty Kelley Scarlett is half Trinidadian and half Irish, and if her boobs were any bigger, she'd be walking around bent over.

Watch what happens when Kelley loses that pesky pink top only at I Love Bitties!

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Drunk Mexican vs. Bull, Karissa Shannon Upskirt, Wheelchair Crowd Surfing, new video from ALL THAT REMAINS, Bea Flora Topless, Bryci's Boobs

Do you know WHY the ancient Egyptians referred to the middle of the week as "Hump Day"? Because of all the mid-week humping that was going on.. Duh.

That is a BIG pile of naked ladies... What the hell are you waiting for? Jump on in! Adult time = Fun time.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your general state of health, madam. Why not go on a diet or three before your heart explodes)

A Drunk Mexican guy decides to jump into the rodeo and charge an angry bull

How do you THINK this ended?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Karissa Shannon forgot to wear undies (Drunken Stepfather)

Which, come to think of it, isn't a bad move considering she just released 'Karissa Shannon Superstar' through Vivid Video


Nice, right? CLICK IT!!

20 Things I Wish I Knew Before College (The Campus Socialite)

Aria Giovanni has a winning smile, a professional attitude, a great set of boobs, and her hands in her pants (Freakshow Planet)

Top 10 Boob Trick Videos (The Firsky)

Yoko Ono chats with Bullz-Eye.com (Bullz-Eye)

101 Vintage Campy Horror Movie Posters (Design Crave)

Brynn Tyler is butt naked by the Pool (z0d)

Krista Ayne nuzzles up to a very lucky Buddha statue (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your heart is constantly thumping like a jackrabbit, you monstrosity)

Who says you need legs to crowd surf??

Just wheel your ass into the middle of the pit and start biting some ankles. You'll get hoisted up in no time...just like this guy at the SLAYER (click for tickets) show.

And since we're feeling so cheerful, our pals in ALL THAT REMAINS released their video for "Hold On":

It's very cheerful, don't you think?

The band's latest album For We Are Many drops on October 12, 2010:


now let's shimmy on over to the breast aisle...

Insanely busty Polish MILF Bea Flora is washing the shower doors with her boobs:

and with 42G-sized hooters that's a lot of surface area she can cover

As long as we're drooling over huge boobs Bryci is not terribly fond of her lace under-garments:

In fact, she cannot WAIT to get them off so she can diddle appropriately. Bryci is what we call 'a good egg'.

Our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road gave us their song "Burn".
We had our own Nina from FOUNDRY CAMS tear up a FoundryMusic Shirt and make us a spank-tastic video:



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.