Drunk Mexican vs. Bull, Karissa Shannon Upskirt, Wheelchair Crowd Surfing, new video from ALL THAT REMAINS, Bea Flora Topless, Bryci's Boobs

Do you know WHY the ancient Egyptians referred to the middle of the week as "Hump Day"? Because of all the mid-week humping that was going on.. Duh.

That is a BIG pile of naked ladies... What the hell are you waiting for? Jump on in! Adult time = Fun time.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your general state of health, madam. Why not go on a diet or three before your heart explodes)

A Drunk Mexican guy decides to jump into the rodeo and charge an angry bull

How do you THINK this ended?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Karissa Shannon forgot to wear undies (Drunken Stepfather)

Which, come to think of it, isn't a bad move considering she just released 'Karissa Shannon Superstar' through Vivid Video


Nice, right? CLICK IT!!

20 Things I Wish I Knew Before College (The Campus Socialite)

Aria Giovanni has a winning smile, a professional attitude, a great set of boobs, and her hands in her pants (Freakshow Planet)

Top 10 Boob Trick Videos (The Firsky)

Yoko Ono chats with Bullz-Eye.com (Bullz-Eye)

101 Vintage Campy Horror Movie Posters (Design Crave)

Brynn Tyler is butt naked by the Pool (z0d)

Krista Ayne nuzzles up to a very lucky Buddha statue (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your heart is constantly thumping like a jackrabbit, you monstrosity)

Who says you need legs to crowd surf??

Just wheel your ass into the middle of the pit and start biting some ankles. You'll get hoisted up in no time...just like this guy at the SLAYER (click for tickets) show.

And since we're feeling so cheerful, our pals in ALL THAT REMAINS released their video for "Hold On":

It's very cheerful, don't you think?

The band's latest album For We Are Many drops on October 12, 2010:


now let's shimmy on over to the breast aisle...

Insanely busty Polish MILF Bea Flora is washing the shower doors with her boobs:

and with 42G-sized hooters that's a lot of surface area she can cover

As long as we're drooling over huge boobs Bryci is not terribly fond of her lace under-garments:

In fact, she cannot WAIT to get them off so she can diddle appropriately. Bryci is what we call 'a good egg'.

Our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road gave us their song "Burn".
We had our own Nina from FOUNDRY CAMS tear up a FoundryMusic Shirt and make us a spank-tastic video:



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

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Luckiest Man Alive, Mechanical Bull Upskirt, ALICE COOPER and HALFORD video, Dasani Lezian, Priya Anjali Rai and other girls you've never heard of

There's NO need to be picky that girl hiding behind the potato chips is ripe for the pickig:

Clean up the crumbs after you spend the day with her in a motel. Or don't. That's what housekeeping is for.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as awful as the situation you're stuck in, buddy boy)

The luckiest man alive has been located! And he lives in China of all places:

For shits and giggles, he likes to ride his bike into busy traffic.

If there's ONE thing you're going to take away from today's lesson, kids...let it be this. Girl with short skirt and thong + Short Skirt + Mechanical Bull = AWEOME.

There ain't nothing like a litle upskirt action to get the juices flowing, right?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



How the fuck is this chubby chick famous. No links. Just disgust (Drunken Stepfather)

Internet Collection of the Best Exorcisms Caught On Tape (UPROXX)

Penthouse Pet Heather Vandeven loves to enjoy nature in the manner that God intended her to....Nekkid (Freakshow Planet)

2010 Fall TV Preview (Bullz-Eye)

sabrina Maree is sexy and ... umm... wait, what were we saying? *drool* (z0d)

15 Beautiful Models of Southeast Asia (StyleCrave)

Madison and Nika get awfully friendly awfully fast... which makes them.... Good eggs. (Dailyniner)

Redskins partner up with Foursquare (CBS Sports)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you now take orders from a kid younger than you. Bwahaha-haha)

Wouldn't you know it? the one and only ALICE COOPER was in Atlantic City the other day:

Fortunately for him, no hips were broken in the making of this video ... or concert, for that matter.

the CGI and troll-filled video for HALFORD's 'Made of Metal' has been released, but it's missing something:

Oooh, that's right... it's missing the rest of JUDAS PRIEST... obvious when you think about it.

and from energetic metal, we move on to ethnic beauties

Sexy, seductive Dasani Lezianis showing off her think latina booty:

Which, as luck would have it, gets violated by Michael Stefano in 'Slutinas'.... There's actually a whole series of those now that we think of it.

Exotic Indian babe Priya Anjali Rai busts out of her cumbersome bikini:

Because bikinis are so bulky, as you know.... and they only get in the way of diddling time. Priya is a busy lady. She's got to get her diddling done in a timely manner.

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.