Backyard Showering, Snowblower Burial, GOD Hating, HELLYEAH mellowing, Adult Stars networking on Network TV, Gisele fondling

Why did the Navajo Indians refer to the middle of the week as 'Hump Day'?

What's the point in recruiting a bunch of healthy young cheerleaders if you're not going to photograph them in their undies

We have no idea. Stop asking stupid questions and go seduce a cute neighbor. Mmm... showering in the yard.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your disrespectful mouth. Want the number of a good therapist, fella?)

Want to steal this guy's shovel? Go nuts:

Just be prepared to get your car buried a few minutes later. Take THAT, shovel thief!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your inability to take a joke IS, so lighten up pal)


Kim Kardashian is looking all fancy in Harper's Bazaar (Drunken Stepfather)


Kim Kardashian looking all naked in her most infamous spread...get it? Spread? Legs? Homemade smut tape? We KILL ourselves!

Sandy looks like Catwoman... kind of... but better (FreakShow Planet)

A Chat with the Cast of 'Traffic Light' (Bullz-Eye)

Kayleigh Elizabeth gets out of those tight latex leggings... or are they leather? Meh. We dunno (Dailyniner)

Ashlynn Brooke makes a football Jersey look better than anyone EVER (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you can't hang on to a relationship any longer than five minutes. Here's a gun with a toe trigger.)

DEICIDE have released a trailer for their upcoming album To Hell With God:

They're a nice bunch of Catholic boys. Why not invite 'em to dinner?

HELLYEAH is getting mellow in their old age... Wait a minute, old age? They're only on album number two... sheesh, relax:

The song kind of sounds like METALLICA's "Unforgiven" in the beginning. Quick! Let's litigate!

From heavy metal to... you guessed it... Heavy hooters!

Soooo... if you were watching ABC-TV's Winter Wipeout the other day, you may have seen a familiar face...and familiar set of boobs getting tossed around:

That's adult starlet Taylor Wane, using her real name Joanna DuTremble

The lovely Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips is at it again:

*Sob*... we watched Gisele grow up... right before our eyes. Oh, shut up for the love of God, you sentimental twit.

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)

...and that, as they say is the whole enchilada... now go ventilate your skull, you bug.

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Monday Links: Bikini Girls Kissing, Morrissey leaves the stage, Rob Halford's Winter Songs, EVANESCENCE live in New York, Tera Patrick and Veronika Zemanova

Did ANY part of your weekend include women in bikinis kissing?

If not, then get on the adult activity bandwagon. It's leaving the station soon, so hurry up!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

How do you make a guy like MORRISSEY leave a show after two songs?

Umm, chuck a bottle at his head.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your lousy mouth IS, though...so go skim a pool, orphan)

Kim Kardashian still has a big ass(Drunken Stepfather)
We're waiting for Kim Kardashian to make another sex tape.

Roxy Panther....ROAR! (z0d)

A Chat With Weird Al Yankovic (Bullz-Eye)

Rose has a Pretty Pink Butt Plug (Daily Niner)

Playboy Playmate Amanda Corey can't keep her shirt on (Freakshow Planet)

30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1982 (Pt. 2) (Guyism)

The 15 Best Prison Movies (Gunaxin)

2012 + RAISING ARIZONA = Aweosme (FilmDrunk)

Saw Shaming (College Humor)

Yankees Divert Parade Through Boston (Sports Pickle)

Top Ten Doomsday Prophecies (AskMen)

Sesame Street’s 10 Greatest Musical Moments (Heckler Spray)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything more than a balding house boy)

Holy Sexy Czech hotness...it's Veronika Zemanova taking her shirt off:

Yeah, sky's blue, water's wet, Veronika is taking her shirt off...

Legendary Busty Bombshell Tera Patrick Can't keep Her Robe on:

It's just too damn bulky and cumbersome. Damn you, vile satin!

From Boobies to Bands, those kids in EVANESCENCE did a 'secret show' in New York City:

SO secret, that they managed to fill the Grand Ballroom in New York City. Uh huh. Way to keep a secret.

The METAL GOD himself ROB HALFORD has a new CD out. "Winter Songs" is out now:

"Get Into The Spirit"... It's a holiday song. Rawk.

Back to boobies with the lovely Marketa Brymova and her loose-fitting pink dress:

We just saw the uncut full-length clip. We'll let you know how it is after we get a mop.

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with massive A.D.D. - us included)

When you finish up boinking the new office manager, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

EVANESCENCE: 'Bring Me To Life' LIVE in New York City
Veronika Zemanova Peels Off Her Tank Top
Morrissey Leaves Stage after being hit with Bottle
Tera Patrick Busts Out of Her Blue Robe
HALFORD - Get Into The Spirit Official Video
Marketa Brymova Peels Off Her Pink Dress

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