MILF Cyborg - Maybe, Gun-shy Robbers, ADLER's APPETITE in SPAIN, DEICIDE in Rochester, STONE SOUR on Kimmel, Candy Manson wrapped in Gold, Carmen wrapped in Very little

Joey's mom is in the kitchen with giant tubs of whey protein. Crap. Joey's mom is a Cyborg

Oh hell, there's a first time for everything. hooking up with a cyborg could be a lot of fun...regardless of whether it's your friend's mom.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your face. Stop breaking mirrors, assface)

Check out the world's most gun-shy robbers...

These geniuses held up a jewelry store in England. The shop owner had NO weaponry of any kind. He still chased them away... *cough* PUSSIES *cough*

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your contribution to society, waste of space)


Could someone tell Bam Margera that if he's going to cheat, maybe he shouldn't be taking PICTURES of it (Drunken Stepfather)



Anju... what a weird name. What a not-so-weird body (FreakShow Planet)

Ten Movies the 2011 Academy Award Nominees Don't Want You to See (Bullz-Eye)

Bobbi Billard has boobs you just want to go to bed on (z0d)

Sofia Webber will have you so so so so so so...what were we saying? Dayum. (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only friend you have is that bottle of Jack you cozy up to every night.)

DEICIDE could be the hardest-to-understand band playing today:

Of course, that's a sweeping generalization based on one video of the low-end, gutteral howling done by the singer/bassist with the upside-down cross burned in his head. WOW, don't sound too judgemental now, sheesh..

ADLER's APPETITE continues to capitalize on the old GUNS N' ROSES catalog with gigs like this one in Spain:

Eh, if SLASH can do it, so can Steven Adler... and comparing Adler to Slash is realistic... yeah, sure..

...and we can't think of anything smarmy or sarcastic to say about STONE SOUR playing on JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE:

Only that if CORY TAYLOR gets the VELVET REVOLVER gig, that's THREE bands that sucker is going to be in, and we'll be counting down until his massive corinary.

From Guitars... we spin the wheel of awesome over to... you guessed it! Girls!

Candy Manson is packed into a gold leotard just about as tight as humanly possible... and that, folks is no small feat:

You ever wonder how a gal with 32DDD bosoms sleeps at night? Does she have to dig out a trench in her mattress? One can only wonder.

Once again, we must ogle the lovely...and busty...Carmen from Cam With Carmen...who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos:

There's nothing like strategically-placed heart-shaped decals to make the imagination run wild, thankyouverymuch.

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is how we say "Beat it, monkeybrain"

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Backyard Showering, Snowblower Burial, GOD Hating, HELLYEAH mellowing, Adult Stars networking on Network TV, Gisele fondling

Why did the Navajo Indians refer to the middle of the week as 'Hump Day'?

What's the point in recruiting a bunch of healthy young cheerleaders if you're not going to photograph them in their undies

We have no idea. Stop asking stupid questions and go seduce a cute neighbor. Mmm... showering in the yard.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your disrespectful mouth. Want the number of a good therapist, fella?)

Want to steal this guy's shovel? Go nuts:

Just be prepared to get your car buried a few minutes later. Take THAT, shovel thief!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your inability to take a joke IS, so lighten up pal)


Kim Kardashian is looking all fancy in Harper's Bazaar (Drunken Stepfather)


Kim Kardashian looking all naked in her most infamous spread...get it? Spread? Legs? Homemade smut tape? We KILL ourselves!

Sandy looks like Catwoman... kind of... but better (FreakShow Planet)

A Chat with the Cast of 'Traffic Light' (Bullz-Eye)

Kayleigh Elizabeth gets out of those tight latex leggings... or are they leather? Meh. We dunno (Dailyniner)

Ashlynn Brooke makes a football Jersey look better than anyone EVER (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you can't hang on to a relationship any longer than five minutes. Here's a gun with a toe trigger.)

DEICIDE have released a trailer for their upcoming album To Hell With God:

They're a nice bunch of Catholic boys. Why not invite 'em to dinner?

HELLYEAH is getting mellow in their old age... Wait a minute, old age? They're only on album number two... sheesh, relax:

The song kind of sounds like METALLICA's "Unforgiven" in the beginning. Quick! Let's litigate!

From heavy metal to... you guessed it... Heavy hooters!

Soooo... if you were watching ABC-TV's Winter Wipeout the other day, you may have seen a familiar face...and familiar set of boobs getting tossed around:

That's adult starlet Taylor Wane, using her real name Joanna DuTremble

The lovely Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips is at it again:

*Sob*... we watched Gisele grow up... right before our eyes. Oh, shut up for the love of God, you sentimental twit.

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)

...and that, as they say is the whole enchilada... now go ventilate your skull, you bug.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Monday Links: New Boobs at RateMyWOW, NEW O&A Audio Bits, Gene Simmons & Son meet Dr. Pepper, New Babe Videos, Crazy Turkish vids

Spent last night watching Rich Vos, Jim Florentine, Don Jamieson, and Joe Conte do crowd work in front of 600 cops and old farts at a benefit for a little girl named Payton, and twittering about it all night



He knows the struggle

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work we go... at least for the time being. Hopefully you made the most of your weekend jaunt with your cute neighbor...'taint nothing wrong with a li'l strange, amIrightoramIright?

(Since we're starting off the week with a nugget of naughty, let's look at some boobies)

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for his site LOAD MY MOUTH (So Not Safe For Work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of Adult starlets Kirra Lynne and Andi Anderson (who, incidentally, you can see together in the video APPLE BOTTOMZ 6!:








RateMyWOW: Kirra Lynne

RateMyWOW: Andi Anderson

(Boobs... ryhmes with 'food'... and Soda is kind of like food, isn't it? Eh, it's a stretch)



That's Nick and his pop Gene Simmons, plug-whoring for Dr. Pepper

The one and only Gene Simmons of KISS and his son Nick Simmons are plugging the new Dr Pepper Cherry. Read the full story and see the video in the MUSIC HEADLINES SECTION

(While we're on the rock topic, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE have announced CRÜE FEST 2 - coming this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL

CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because you do SEE lots of boobs at a Crue concert, but that's another storyand we're trying really hard to tie everything together nice)




That's Busty Polish Babe Ewa Sonnet. She's topless on a roof.






This hot blond babe is Lacey. She also has no problem getting naked outside, and this is why we love her.



('Boobs'... is almost spelled like 'Bobo'... and Bobo IS a Boob, so that brings us here)

New O&A Audio Bits: We got off our asses and posted a few new audio bits from the Opie and Anthony Show for you all to enjoy:



Suck Dick For Satellite

Bobo Sings The Boss!

(we have no idea how to transition O&A audio to crazy Turkish guys... but we have a few of them in our latest videos...)

Take a minute, unglue yourself from your PLAYSTATION 3, and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Gene Simmons and Son Nick in New Dr. Pepper Cherry Commercial

Ewa Sonnet Topless On The Roof

Judge Judy - Ashley is no Rocket Scientist

Lacey Does a Mean Striptease Outside

Turkish Man Survives Train and Truck Collision (there's one Turk!)

Sexy Young Russian Serena Rinses Off In The Shower

Judge leaps to protect woman in Broward County court

Booty-Shaking Topless Babe Compilation

Sabri Bey Freaks Out on Turkish TV (and there's another Turk!

The lovely Emi, Freya, Dahlia, and Tori from FOUNDRY CAMS are shaking their thong-covered asses to "Let's Rock and Roll" by CHARM CITY DEVILS, who you can see on the Summer 2009 CRÜE FEST (click for tix!):






CLICK EMI's PHOTO TO WATCH HER SHAKE THAT MAGNIFICENT ASS




(and since we like shameless promotion as much as the next fella)

if you want to get your paws on some of the cool designs our girls were wearing, you can get them all at X-Rated Shirts!





Get an official 'Fuck Me' logo shirt/hoodie/tee/cammie - on sale now!

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Friday Links: New Boobs at RateMyWOW, Denied by DEICIDE, FreeOnes Party in LA, New Babe Videos, Bobo Sings The Boss

Happy Friday, Fokkers! Now finish up work, and go make sexy time with the cutie down the street...treat yourself, why dontcha?

(Keeping in line with that family-friendly topic, let's look at some boobies)

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for his site LOAD MY MOUTH (So Not Safe For Work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of Adult starlet Tara Lynn Foxx:






RateMyWOW: Tara Lynn Foxx

(and because they love boobies as much as WE do...)

Our friends at Free Ones are having a party in Los Angeles this coming Sunday Get All the Details for the Party Online at Free Ones Parties!

(Boobies... doesn't rhyme with ... much... so let's drastically shift gears)

We just found out Glen Benton of DEICIDE (who just happens to have an inverted cross burned in his forehead) doesn't like our interview questions, so he's blowing us off. Look for FoundryMusicRob to give an example of the horrific line of questioning in MUSIC HEADLINES SECTION



"Rooooooar... I got an upside down cross burned into my head. I don't do dick jokes"

(While we're on the rock topic, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE have announced CRÜE FEST 2 - coming this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL

CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... kinda rhymes with "boobs"...well barely. You do SEE lots of boobs at a Crue concert, but that's another story)




That's Erica Campbell. She found God and bailed on the adult biz in 2008. But that doesn't mean there still aren't hundreds of hours of video of her boobies online!






This hottie is Melissa Midwest. She likes taking baths with her laptop. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but what an ass!



('Boobs'... is almost spelled like 'Bobo'... and Bobo IS a Boob, so that brings us here)

Bobo Sings the Boss: Everyone loves Bruce Springsteen...and some people like Bobo. What could be better than Bobo Sings The Boss!

Take a minute, unglue yourself from your PLAYSTATION 3, and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Erica Campbell Strips Naked in the Doorway

Woman faints during on-camera interview

Melissa Midwest Takes A Bath With Her Laptop

The 4800 Calorie Hamburger

FOUNDRY CAMS: Brianna Frost and Her Pierced Nipples

Treadmill + Hip Hop = Disaster

Amy Shows off Her Pretty Pink Panties

Handcuffed Husband Calls 911 During Biting Attack<

The lovely Emi, Freya, Dahlia, and Tori from FOUNDRY CAMS are shaking their thong-covered asses to "Let's Rock and Roll" by CHARM CITY DEVILS, who you can see on the Summer 2009 CRÜE FEST (click for tix!):






CLICK EMI's PHOTO TO WATCH HER SHAKE THAT MAGNIFICENT ASS




(and since we like shameless promotion as much as the next fella)

if you want to get your paws on some of the cool designs our girls were wearing, you can get them all at X-Rated Shirts!





Get an official 'Fuck Me' logo shirt/hoodie/tee/cammie - on sale now!

These are some of the many social networking programs we're linked up with, so JOIN US, won't you?



Twitter: FoundryMusic (you can get updates to your cell phone here as well)

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FRIEND FEED: FoundryMusic

FUBAR: FoundryMusic

Facebook: FoundryMusic

Break.com: NSFW videos (we put all the dirty vids in one location)

Vidilife: FoundryMusic (updated daily)

LiveVideo: FoundryMusic (updated daily)