Backyard Showering, Snowblower Burial, GOD Hating, HELLYEAH mellowing, Adult Stars networking on Network TV, Gisele fondling

Why did the Navajo Indians refer to the middle of the week as 'Hump Day'?

What's the point in recruiting a bunch of healthy young cheerleaders if you're not going to photograph them in their undies

We have no idea. Stop asking stupid questions and go seduce a cute neighbor. Mmm... showering in the yard.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your disrespectful mouth. Want the number of a good therapist, fella?)

Want to steal this guy's shovel? Go nuts:

Just be prepared to get your car buried a few minutes later. Take THAT, shovel thief!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your inability to take a joke IS, so lighten up pal)


Kim Kardashian is looking all fancy in Harper's Bazaar (Drunken Stepfather)


Kim Kardashian looking all naked in her most infamous spread...get it? Spread? Legs? Homemade smut tape? We KILL ourselves!

Sandy looks like Catwoman... kind of... but better (FreakShow Planet)

A Chat with the Cast of 'Traffic Light' (Bullz-Eye)

Kayleigh Elizabeth gets out of those tight latex leggings... or are they leather? Meh. We dunno (Dailyniner)

Ashlynn Brooke makes a football Jersey look better than anyone EVER (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you can't hang on to a relationship any longer than five minutes. Here's a gun with a toe trigger.)

DEICIDE have released a trailer for their upcoming album To Hell With God:

They're a nice bunch of Catholic boys. Why not invite 'em to dinner?

HELLYEAH is getting mellow in their old age... Wait a minute, old age? They're only on album number two... sheesh, relax:

The song kind of sounds like METALLICA's "Unforgiven" in the beginning. Quick! Let's litigate!

From heavy metal to... you guessed it... Heavy hooters!

Soooo... if you were watching ABC-TV's Winter Wipeout the other day, you may have seen a familiar face...and familiar set of boobs getting tossed around:

That's adult starlet Taylor Wane, using her real name Joanna DuTremble

The lovely Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips is at it again:

*Sob*... we watched Gisele grow up... right before our eyes. Oh, shut up for the love of God, you sentimental twit.

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)

...and that, as they say is the whole enchilada... now go ventilate your skull, you bug.

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Motorized Couch, Alicia & Mocha on RateMyWOW, Drew Barrymore Doggy Style, Marisa Miller in FHM, SOILWORK and ROB ZOMBIE videos, SUCKER PUNCH Trailer, Gisele, Tyler Faith, and Teen Kasia are all sans-clothes

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)

If driving a motorized couch to class is wrong...

Then we don't want to be right...

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of MOCHA DELIGHT and ALICIA ANDREWS:


RateMyWOW: MOCHA DELIGHT
RateMyWOW: ALICIA ANDREWS

Marisa Miller is in FHM (the UK version). That Is All. (WWTDD)

...and because we CAN... Marisa Miller is Sans-Clothes Quite often. Well, scantily-clad at least.


Drew Barrymore Doggy Style in ELLE (Drunken Stepfather)

JEEZ, where have we been? did you know Drew got naked this much? You did? Oh, OK. We stink then.
25 Smokin’ Hot Moments In Fire Fail (Banned In Hollywood)

Jodie Starr is a bright, blond, busty, shining... bimbo. see, and you thought we were gonna say 'star' (Freakshow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com Featured Model: Penny Mathis (Bullz-Eye)

Tire Slashing Scorned Wife (The Smoking Jacket)

Juelz and Jasmine are two busty brunettes who are awfully friendly (Dailyniner)

Comic-Con 2010: Slave Leia Cosplay Photo Essay (FilmDrunk)

Worlds Most Awkward Fist Fight (The Campus Socialite)

Roxanna is Debating whether or not to show you her cooch. It's a short argument (z0d)

Olivia Munn's Goat Impression Could Use Some Work (TV Squad)


I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)

Screw NASA and their space exploration ROB ZOMBIE says "Mars Needs Women":

See what we did there? We took the song title and worked it into the headline...and ...echh.

Not only are the Swedes responsible for the Nobel Prize, but they're also behind the creepiest fucking music video we have ever seen, courtesy of SOILWORK:

The band's new album The Panic Broadcast just got released, with some killer packaging, we might add.

from tremendous riffs to movie trailers...

Zack Synder, the man behind those red-caped Spartans in '300' just released the first teaser for next year's SUCKER PUNCH:

Snyder has described the film as "Alice in Wonderland with machine guns"... We couldn't have said it better.

from Movies to MILFs...

Our blond busty friend Tyler Faith can't keep her hands off herself:

In fact Tyler pulls her bra off like it's on fire... you know, because she's impatient.

School girl videos are inherently naughty, but Teen Kasia's touchy-feely school Girl clip is EXTRA dirty:

Why? Because she's Polish, and barely speaks any English, so who knows what trickery is going on behind that camera?

The beautiful Gisele, who you have seen in many FOUNDRY CAMS music videos as well as on her own site Got Gisele, just can't keep her clothes on:

Not that we'd ever object, of course, because Gisele is the kind of gal who looks great naked, you know?

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Friday Links: Weekend affairs, Woman goes to McDonalds sans-pants, Holland loves Dukes of Hazzard, J-WOWW works out, Mystery Upskirt, EXTREME guitarist jams with Rihanna, Busty blondes Gisele and Alex Adams

Congratulations! You made to another FRIDAY!
Make your weekend one to remember and hook up with a few hot college girls... just don't tell your significant other.

We found out that more women are having affairs than men these days...See? You come here, and you learn stuff!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)

A young shapely Russian woman is at McDonalds ordering some lunch.


She seems to have forgotten her pants. Objections anyone?.

Apparently, the DUKES OF HAZZARD is still a very popular show... in Holland.


Why else would someone paint their shitbox car like the General Lee and do a silly stunt like this?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


J-WOWW SMASH! Heavy Bag, that is. (WWTDD)


Guess who almost had an upskirt whoopsie moment? (Drunken Stepfather)

We'll give you a hint...it's not like we all haven't seen her now-middle-aged body naked before. The woman does maintain well.

6 Distractions for Tiger at the Masters (Sports Pickle)

Angelina Ashe has one hell of an ashe...and everything else (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat With David Cross (Bullz-Eye)

Jayden and Breanna get very Frienly in the Pool (Dailyniner)

The 8 Most Annoying Facebook Event Invitations (College Humor)

WTF Bodybuilder Routines and Dances - Video Compilation (URLesque)

14 Crazy Japanese TV Clips (UPROXX)

Top 10 Highest Paid Players in the NBA This Season (BallHype)

Holly Gibbons is Wrapped in Ribbons...but not for long at all (z0d)

Do Not Throw Objects Out The Window… (TopCultured)

40 Fools Getting Dunked On & Posterized (I Can Has Internets)

What It Would Look Like If Politicians & Pundits Were On Chatroulette (Apoliticus)

15 New Texting Buzzwords (The Bachelor Guy)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)

Yes, that was EXTREME guitarist Nuno Bettencourt you saw shredding on stage next to Rihanna on American Idol:

If you watch American Idol, that is. A guy's got to make a buck, right?

From bands, we segue into BOOBS...

Beautiful Gisele from GotGisele who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips, has abandoned clothing:

She still believes in the concept of clothes but she no longer has a use for them.

What's this? Another chesty blond? INDEED!

Bleached blond British bombshell ALEX ADAMS really knows her way around a stripper pole:

we think she may have actually done this before...once or twice, maybe.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

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We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Thursday Links: Shirtless Moped wipeout, SUV vs. Store front, Make a Dare, Ke$ha's Awful Ass, Bar Refaeli in Lingerie, SLASH has to practice, WINGER

Are the women at work playing footsie with you? turns out they're signing up to affair websites in droves:



Take 'footsie' to the next level! The ladies are making the first move. You finish it up. Sounds like a plan, eh?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)

Hey kids! What's the quickest way to ensure massive injury when riding a moped?




Go riding shirtless, without shoes, on a busy street, near a rocky ledge... like this Brazilian brain surgeon.

In Russia, suggestion boxes are for suckers:




If you're dissatisfied with customer service at your local retailer, evidently - driving your BMW through the store front is an acceptable reaction.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Want to do stupid shit on video and get famous? OF COURSE YOU DO! (Make A Dare)





Ke$ha's Awful ass is in Australia (WWTDD)





Bar Refaeli Looks AMAZING in LIngerie...*drool* (Drunken Stepfather)



The Virgin's Guide to Sex (FunnyCrave)



Jessica Jey has Juggs just right for Juggling...or showing off (Freakshow Planet)



Meet The Cast of 'Hot Tub Time Machine' (Bullz-Eye)



Karlie and Valeria are totally nude and totally friendly (Dailyniner)



Evan and Gareth: Tech Support (atom)



10 Rockstars Throughout The Years – A Photo Gallery Tribute (AfroJacks)



Despite the immediate appearance, Carli and Charlie - both women - are actually being affectionate in these photos (z0d)



Six Ways Journalists Have Used Hollywood’s Playbook (Gunaxin)



10 Worst Time Travel Guides (Comedy)



The 20 Dumbest Pet Inventions Of All Time (Manofest)



15 Creative and Delicious Things You Can Make With Oreos (The Bachelor Guy)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)

Even fancy people need to rehearse. Just ask SLASH:



He's practicing with his new solo band (minus singer Myles Kennedy - ALTER BRIDGE), getting ready to tour.

Finally. Someone outside of 1990 appreciates the genius that is WINGER ...in London, at least:



We like those guys they let us use their new single in a FOUNDRY CAMS video.

From bands to babes, lookee who it is!

Our gal Gisele is in the kitchen, but she's not cooking a damn thing:



Be sure to check out Gisele's new site for tons of exclusive new clips.

Yay! More fanny!

Ass-tastic adult starlet Mia Rose is lubing up her butt and preparing for a pounding:



For the totally hardcore, check out the full-length Mia Rose clip in BIG WET ASSES #15 - on demand.

Her name is Amber Easton and her tight MILF body once belonged to a fresh-faced noob:



She's like a fine wine... only improving with age.

Let's once again honor our lovely friend GISELE who has done a ton of FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

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Wednesday Links: Ab Crunch Disaster, Tiger's latest MILF, Lindsay fell down, Molly Ringwald WTF, Axl Rose vs 45K pissed off fans, RATT's new video

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)

Honestly, if you're wrecking the garage every time you try to do crunches...




Maybe it's time to join a gym, fella.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:





Oh no! Lindsay Fall Down, Go Boom! (WWTDD)



oh please Lindsay make another movie where your shirt is off.





Hey, Michael Moore lost some weight! Wait, it's Molly Ringwald. (Drunken Stepfather)



The Most Retarded Black Eyed Peas Lyrics (FunnyCrave)



Meet The Cast of 'Hot Tub Time Machine' (Bullz-Eye)



Carmen Silva Slips into something more comfy...read: 'nothing' (Dailyniner)



Evan and Gareth: Tech Support (atom)



'Man Makeunder' Survival Challenge (Asylum)



Jennifer Kennedy is thinking about a career in politics. Wait, wrong Kennedy. (z0d)



Top Ten Fictional Pirates (Gunaxin)



RPG Heroes are Jerks (CollgeHumor)



30 Horrifying Female Bodybuilders (Manofest)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)

Axl Rose? Walked on stage 2 hours late to thousands of pissed off GUNS N' ROSES fans?



Yer kidding? He did THAT? Noooo. We don't believe ya.

Thank GOD! It's 1987 all over again, and the guys in RATT couldn't be happier!



or at least their new video for "Best of Me" would suggest it is. Regardles, get yer spandex.

From hair bands to hairless poosay...

Another classy young lady has crawled out of the woodwork, claiming to have had sex with Tiger Woods...and by 'classy young lady' we mean 'dirty slutty skank':



Her name is Devon James and she does MILF videos with guys that look like Zach Galifianakis.

in keeping with the high-brow...

Sexy Czech bombshell Veronica Zemanova has lost her lingerie:



and by "lost", we mean "intentionally took off". Why WOULDN'T she?

Francine Dee is a tiny little 3/4 Filipina and 1/4 Chinese gal with enormous boobs:



We think they're natural. No we don't.

To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



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We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



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