Race Car vs. Cameraman, MIDDLE MEN Trailer, Cameron Diaz Sex Travels, ANTHRAX in Poland, New BLACK LABEL SOCIETY, Tera Patrick Topless, Yurizan Beltran & Sara Stone

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(You know, like the way you interact with...everyone?)

If you're going to be filming cars traveling at speeds over 200 mph...

You might just want to pull your head out of your ass when they come in for a Pit Stop.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The Trailer for MIDDLE MEN will make you wish you were a smut peddler...in 1995:

Parties, Private Jets, and Porn stars...ooh, look Jesse Jane is in the movie (she does the adult movies, you know)... for that authentic look & feel.

Cameron Diaz is Always Traveling for... cock? (WWTDD)

So much for subtlety, right? Hey look! Cameron Diaz's Tits!


Megan Fox in Some Underwear Ad...*drool* (Drunken Stepfather)

Countdown until Megan Fox gets naked on screen...15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10... Oh COME ON! Just Do it Already!

The Vuvuzela Shirt - you KNOW you want one (Grabist)

Oh Zuzana, Oh don't you cry for me...and don't stay dressed either. (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with Lee Unkrich, Director of TOY STORY 3 (Bullz-Eye)

Ah, the Good Ol' Orson Welles Drunk Meme (URLesque)

Win a Guitar Signed by Ozzy Osbourne (wait...WE want it!!) (HEAVY)

Alisha King is Kinda... OK, VERY...Kute (Dailyniner)

Things That Will Get Charlie Sheen Killed In Jail (UPROXX)

Louisa Lanewood has a Camera Pointed up her skirt (z0d)

5 Signs Your Parents Might Be Swingers (Like Mine) (Asylum)

Your Stoner Friends Review Movies (College Humor)

In Case You Have Been Out Of The Loop: A New Ice Cold Game For Bros (Campus Socialite)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

What do the Polish folks like better than cheap beer? Mosh Pits and ANTHRAX!!! (the band, not the white powder):

This is the band doing Only from STOMP 442, for the first time with singer Joey Belladonna at Sonisphere in Poland.

Rawk! Those friendly guys in BLACK LABEL SOCIETY have some new music to share:

The song is "Parade Of The Dead". The album is "Order Of The Black"... The Song is on iTunes now

From Hard Rock to Hardbodies...

Legedary adult starlet Tera Patrick might be retired from making porno-films:

...but thankfully she's still making videos for her official site...like this fine compilation.

Holy crap. Sara Stone and Yurizan Beltran are together, topless and juggling each other's boobs:

This is the most amazing 5 minutes of video you'll ever see... until you see the full version...then THAT one will be.

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Tuesday Links: Palin Heckler Stomped, Heidi Montag Might be single, Looking Up Mila Kunis' shirt, DOKKEN and MEGADETH live, Violet's new Video

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)

A young heckler went to a Sarah Palin rally...




and all he got was these lousy footprints on his neck.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



ANDREW W.K. picks his Five Favorite Restaurants in New York City (Immaculate Infatuation)





Heidi Montag is Single! Maybe! (WWTDD)



...and because we know you want it... Heidi Montag is Naked! Almost!





Mila Kunis, we can see up your shirt! (Drunken Stepfather)



Oh Mila Kunis... you are such a tease...



Seven Types of Animal Lawn Ornaments Explained (Gunaxin)



Lana Lopez is holding a bass guitar...A VERY LUCKY...bass. (Freakshow Planet)



Mallory Clark Makes a Bikini Look Better (Bullz-Eye)



Karlie Montana is all Tied Up (Dailyniner)



INDEPENDENCE DAY 2 & 3 Shooting Back-To-Back (FilmDrunk)



Top 10 Sexiest Movie Milfs (Heckler Spray)



Boner Jamz! Hot Girls in Sexy Music Videos with kung fu and explosions! (Dave and Thomas)



Sidney Moon peels herself out of her pink lingrie (z0d)



8 Ways To Make Your Pet An Internet Sensation (UPROXX)



A Review of 6 Axe Body Spray Scents (FunnyCrave)



Win the South Park Complete 13th Season Uncensored on Blu-Ray (The Bachelor Guy)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)

Our friends in DOKKEN hit the stage in San Antonio, and original guitarist George Lynch joined them for "Tooth and Nail":



There's some talk of all original members getting back together... one can only dream (sarcasm mode off).

speaking of semi-reunited...

Those guys in the almost reunited MEGADETH played "Lucretia" in Atlanta:



Who wants to place bets on how long it takes Dave Ellefson to get into a fist fight with Dave Mustaine?

From Heavy Metal to Heavy Hooters....

The legendary adult starlet Tera Patrick is itching to get out of her tight shirt:



This clip gets a lot raunchier but we don't want to go to prison... so click the link.

keeping with the big boobs theme...

Megan Voss is one of PLAYBOY's Busty Babes:



...Big Boobs. MILF... and that's that.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":






Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



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Monday Links: Bikini Girls Kissing, Morrissey leaves the stage, Rob Halford's Winter Songs, EVANESCENCE live in New York, Tera Patrick and Veronika Zemanova

Did ANY part of your weekend include women in bikinis kissing?

If not, then get on the adult activity bandwagon. It's leaving the station soon, so hurry up!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

How do you make a guy like MORRISSEY leave a show after two songs?

Umm, chuck a bottle at his head.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your lousy mouth IS, though...so go skim a pool, orphan)

Kim Kardashian still has a big ass(Drunken Stepfather)
We're waiting for Kim Kardashian to make another sex tape.

Roxy Panther....ROAR! (z0d)

A Chat With Weird Al Yankovic (Bullz-Eye)

Rose has a Pretty Pink Butt Plug (Daily Niner)

Playboy Playmate Amanda Corey can't keep her shirt on (Freakshow Planet)

30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1982 (Pt. 2) (Guyism)

The 15 Best Prison Movies (Gunaxin)

2012 + RAISING ARIZONA = Aweosme (FilmDrunk)

Saw Shaming (College Humor)

Yankees Divert Parade Through Boston (Sports Pickle)

Top Ten Doomsday Prophecies (AskMen)

Sesame Street’s 10 Greatest Musical Moments (Heckler Spray)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything more than a balding house boy)

Holy Sexy Czech hotness...it's Veronika Zemanova taking her shirt off:

Yeah, sky's blue, water's wet, Veronika is taking her shirt off...

Legendary Busty Bombshell Tera Patrick Can't keep Her Robe on:

It's just too damn bulky and cumbersome. Damn you, vile satin!

From Boobies to Bands, those kids in EVANESCENCE did a 'secret show' in New York City:

SO secret, that they managed to fill the Grand Ballroom in New York City. Uh huh. Way to keep a secret.

The METAL GOD himself ROB HALFORD has a new CD out. "Winter Songs" is out now:

"Get Into The Spirit"... It's a holiday song. Rawk.

Back to boobies with the lovely Marketa Brymova and her loose-fitting pink dress:

We just saw the uncut full-length clip. We'll let you know how it is after we get a mop.

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with massive A.D.D. - us included)

When you finish up boinking the new office manager, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

EVANESCENCE: 'Bring Me To Life' LIVE in New York City
Veronika Zemanova Peels Off Her Tank Top
Morrissey Leaves Stage after being hit with Bottle
Tera Patrick Busts Out of Her Blue Robe
HALFORD - Get Into The Spirit Official Video
Marketa Brymova Peels Off Her Pink Dress

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Wednesday Links: Fiance affairs and the Dancing Bear, Hong Kong KFC serves up Garbage, Lots of Link Love, Sebastian Bach and Jani Lane Live, Christine Mendoza, Tera Patrick, and the Girls Gone Wild

Your wife is an outstanding piece of ass who takes naughty photos for you... better keep an eye on her or she'll wander off:

This sexy wife is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with sexy wives. They're a blessed organization

By the way, when she tells you she's going out with the girls... watch out for the Dancing Bear.

Check her clothes for fur fragments when she gets homem buster.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This KFC in Hong Kong got busted serving up trash:

Fast food generally tastes like garbage, but that's a little extreme.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your constant negativity is, so keep your ugly mouth shut)

Once again...Kim Kardashian's Boobs (Drunken Stepfather) - and once again...Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape.

Tori Black is Wrapped up in Pink (z0d)

Bullz-Eye.com's TV Girlfriends Voting: Fox Force Five (Bullz-Eye)

Alisson, Zuzana, and Gina are piling on one another (Daily Niner)

What If You Were Making Love to Christopher Walken? (Funny Crave)

The 10 Funniest/Weirdest Moments on Jeopardy (World Of Isaac)

Oldest Adult Baby Ever (I Heart Chaos)

Heather Rene Smith is beyond beautiful (Freakshow Planet)

A Day Without Cats on 9.9.09 (Video) (URLesque)

Lingerie Football League Kickoff Preview (Gunaxin)

Sexual Intercourse: American Style - Incense and Candles (atom)

Lúcia Garcia can root for me anytime (on205th)

Ballboy tries to fly at US Open, Fails (With Leather)

The Ten Sexiest Album Covers (FunkJelly)

Wawfully Wedded Wife (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never bang anything even remotely good-looking without paying for it)

Adult super-starlet Tera Patrick is having her picture taken:

but it's not like a high school picture...these are the naughty ones... the non-clothed kind.

Speaking of pictures, Christine Mendoza is posing for a few:

It's a sunny day, so why not roll around in the grass with your butt up in the air, right?

From Boobs, we move to bands, and the boys in BIG & RICH who were jamming with Sebastian Bach in Canada:

Don't look so confused, Baz... you are the Youth Gone Wild... or you were, at one point.

Remember Jani Lane from WARRANT? He's still kicking around:

That's Jani doing "Machine Gun" at the House of Blues in Hollywood.

Aaaand back to boobies with the lovely Renna:

She rubs the lotion on her skin, or else she... gets more lotion. No way we're getting the hose out.

From Boobies to Booties, we once again look to the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, and Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... for the people with short attention spans. US included.)

Take five from boning your best friend's wife and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Christine Mendoza - Summer Strip
Sebastian Bach with BIG & RICH: 'Youth Gone Wild' LIVE in Canada
Tera Patrick Nude Photo Shoot
Jani Lane: 'Machine Gun' LIVE in Hollywood
Renna Rubs the Lotion On Her Boobs
Mike Silverman - aka 'That1Guy' - 'ButtMachine' LIVE in Vancouver
Two Blond College Babes Making Out With Each Other
Caught on Video: Hong Kong KFC Serves Food From Trash

 

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